Appendix A
What happened to all those crazy Fellowshippers
Frodo: Actually made his way safely to the Shire.
He made sure to bypass Rivendell, which was now
under constant attack from
Mordor and headed straight to Bag End where he did not leave his bed
for a month. Frodo died at
the happy age of 124 forever denying that he had ever heard of the One
Ring much less been involved
in the quest to destroy it.
Sam: Had a nice time exploring Middle Earth with
Aragorn and company. Returned to Rivendell to have
a nice talk with Elrond and
see his beloved elves once more. Was entrapped with the War of the Ring
and became a great general,
slaying millions of Orcs. He was awarded lordship over most of Rohan
and parts of Gondor and ruled
with an iron fist until he was overthrown and banished back to the
shire. After that, much was
lost about Samwise the Terrible, although it is rumored that he got a job
as a gardener for a Mr. Underhill.
Aragorn: Returned to Rivendell and took Arwen with
him to Las Vegas where they eloped. He returned
in time to learn that the war
was over and in fact, most of his birthright had been given over to that
hobbit. For years he lay in
wait planning and scheming. Then when the time was right he attacked
Samwise when he was on the
throne and gained control over much of Middle Earth. He really wanted
to kill Sam, but Arwen stayed
his hand and thus Sam was banished.
Legolas and Gimli: After fighting fairly bravely
in the war, the two decided to form a company based upon
the success of Legolas' chain
mail stutter lessons. They toured through much of Middle Earth and made
it to number fifty on Forbes'
Richest Fictional Characters list. But that was not enough for Gimli who
suggested they expand. The
last that was seen of the elf and dwarf they were heading for Valinor,
with
brochures and samples in hand.
Boromir: Managed to survive Amon Hen without getting
shot with a bunch of arrows, as there really never
was any attack. Returned to
Minas Tirith but on the way there slipped on the White Towers top step
and
fell to his death.
Merry and Pippin: Kept on being difficult and annoying wherever they went.
Mar: Using her magic fork she overthrew Sauron
and became the new evil leader of the Orcs. Using them
she assaulted Rivendell because
that's where she thought Frodo was hiding. She almost won until her
alarm clock went off and she
had to go back to the real world and school. Thus the War of the Ring/Finding
that cuttie Hobbit ended.
Gandalf: After falling through the depths of the
mountain he discovered that his powers were better put to
use in helping the creatures
that lived in the bowels of Middle Earth. Gandalf acted as many dark creatures
lawyer, snagging an Orc toll
for anyone who wanted to pass Shelob's lair, a Balrog preserve, and forming
a union for the mole people.
Currently he is working to end the segregation of Orc and Elf schools.
Sourman: Failed attempt after failed attempt at
trying to breed an army of Orcs and goblins led to him falling
into the bottle. Once his daughter
Amy showed up claiming that Lurz and her were to be married Sourman
snapped and drove his wagon
into a wall. A judge ordered him to detox where Sourman cleaned up his
act. He has been sober for
ten years and is currently traveling to schools telling students about
the
horrors of drink and why breeding
Orcs and goblins really isn't such a good idea.
The Ring: You thought I'd forget about this didn't
you, didn't you? Well you are wrong. Elrond kept the ring
happily for many years next
to his growing museum that contained the shards of Narsil, a Balrog's whip,
and an explanation for exactly
what the hell Tom Bombadil is. But after many years, Elrond fell on hard
times and he had to sell most
of his treasures. The ring was melted down and ended up being sold to
some nice people at New Line
Cinema. They then used this gold of evil in the construction of their DVD's
for their recent blockbuster
fantasy movie.
About the Author
Blablover5 AKA Sabrina Jansma is a college student who spent a month or so working on this because she couldn't get a job as no one wants to hire people for three months. In reality if she had it her way she'd much rather have worked and made money than created this monstrosity, but what're ya gonna do.
Surprise surprise her favorite character is actually Sam, maybe that's why she made him overlord, and she watches too much of the History channel.
Thanks so much for sticking this thing through to the end, I hope you enjoyed yourself and if you would like to leave such a comment behind please feel free. Oh and wipe your feet next time.