What did I just tell you! There is no chapter 16, so beat it. Oh unless
you were kind enough to write some type of review. In which case please
feel free to read the next part we lovingly call: A whole bunch of kissing
up. There's so much praise we had to reorder half way through.
RAM: Well I hope you eventually managed to find my MST, wherever
you have gotten too. I do not know how much I have been able to
stop a Mary Sue (My odd sense of humor tends to only work on
those who are willing to think about it at least for a moment.
Sadly,
I suck horribly at shock value. There's just no hope for me). On
another note, it does in fact appear as though that certain fic
I did
MST has vanished from the site, and I feel a little bad about it.
Maybe it's undergoing a reconstruction. All I ask is please, no
froth-barrier. That's just disturbing.
Mbradford: I'm glad you enjoyed yourself, at least I hope the tears
aren't from my habit of routinely missing typos during that long
editing debacle. I have to admit, I really really came to despise
my
main Mary Sue (Mar) as this story went on. For a few scenes I
almost forgot to even include her. (This also happened with Legolas
in one scene, good luck figuring out which one). If I could
recommend a few other good parodies I've come across: "From
MarySue to MarySue, The Legolas story", "Charisma Goes Abroad,"
"Me, You and a Hobbit Named Sue," "Mary Sue Parody Parody"
and "Concerning Mary Sues and Other Essays" among a few others.
Fuzzy Hobbit: Thanks for the review and all and I hate to be the one
to
tell you this, but it actually is supposed to be funny. So laugh,
laugh
your head off. Even if it's at the fact that I can't do humor,
as long
as you're laughing I got my job done.
Laura: Thank you for the more more more. I cannot help but be
reminded of a certain show produced in the Twin Cities area that
involved a few robots and bad movies and one of their earliest
praise
was exactly that. Frankly I hope Legolas isn't as dumb as I make
him otherwise I wouldn't have trusted him with a bow and quiver
full of arrows.
Madmartigan: I hope you enjoyed my other MSTs although I must
admit I have been working on them for, hang on, carry the one,
replace that button, oh since about 1999, so if some of the early
ones
seem a little bit, well, stupid, please forgive me. The fact that
some of
my latest ones are stupid are completely my fault though. So feel
free
to blame me for those.
Emerald Griffin: I haave to aadmit it waas difficult not to go baack
to try
aand fix some of my earlier chaapters. But what's interesting is
that I
wanted to show how some writers will have an almost script format
in
nothing but dialogue and I kept that feel for the first few chapters.
Then I really got tired of it and had to stop. Little warning if
you ever
plan on writing a parody that is stink-o-rama, do it in short bursts
with
plenty of water and rest between activities. And don't go writing
until
thirty minutes after you've eaten.
Obelia medusa: Thank you for helping in getting my review count through
the roof (Well it is through the roof for me). It is nice to have
some one
tell me what few things I did right in each chapter so I know what
to leave
during the great demolition. I'm not so good at that, I guess I
just like to
take the whole story in and the digest it. Or maybe I read too
many essays
by Bacon. (Whatever you do do not take 'Of Studies" literally.
I have yet
to find a sauce that can make digesting any book easy.) I had in
fact
completely forgotten that Sev Trek and Fraud of the Ring called
everyone's
favorite Wizard of Many Colours Sourman. That name for me actually
was
born of a misspelling. Yeah I accidentally typed Saruman and then
I thought
it'd be funny if I just misspelled his name throughout his chapter.
In the first
chapter, I spelled it right. Or it is a reference, whatever. Now
I just have to go
and finish reading your epic masterpiece assuming I can avoid having
to help
rain those little doggies. People no matter how cute they look,
having three
black labs is just asking for trouble.
elfiegurlofleggy858: Wow that's a lot of X's and O's. What about Q,
I always
feel that poor letter doesn't get enough use. Sorry, was getting
side tracked
there. I'm also sorry Im a realy bad writer I will try better in
the future. Oh
who am I kidding, no I won't. Also in the end I chose Frodo to
be the
star/straight man because it just made the most sense. FOTR is
all about that
little hobbit and he is the main focus of everyone's attention
so it would be
best if he reacted to everyone else going insane instead of him
being insane.
But I'll still get on that not being able to write thing.
Tindomiel: I'm really glad you enjoyed this so much you think God himself
would find it hilarious. Although I'm sure He's got much more important
things to do. After all, He can't go back to His reading until
He's finished
His chores and Order of the Phoenix just hit stores in heaven.
Kate the Great: I don't know why I should even talk to you. I'll just
see you l
ater at that stupid county fair. Oh wait that's right we're on.
In defense of the
actual person who wants to go on and become a writer she only helped
me
with one chapter, and I did ignore quite a few of her helpful comments
(See
lazy). So she is in no way responsible for this gurgling pile of
drudge. I'm
sure she can come up with her own gurgling pile of drudge all on
her own.
Merigold: Thanks, have a cookie. (But not just like my mom used to
make.
She's a big fan of having the cookies catch on fire) For a while
I actually
thought about continuing and mocking the Two Towers and Return
of the
King. Then I realized that one I am still too lazy and two I had
screwed up
the timeline too much. Frodo was originally going to head off into
Mordor
not with Sam but with Merry and Pippin, and with my version of
Merry and
Pippin they would have lasted about of two and a half minutes.
Plus my
straight man, Frodo, was leaving a lot of the action behind. I
suppose, as I
never really gave Aragorn any character (another lazy little move
on my part),
he could have suddenly become a second straight man, but I'm fairly
sure
those two cousins would have lost the ring somehow. Oh well, there's
always next summer.
Tinania Lindaleriel: I'm glad you can follow directions. I do hope that
if and
when you do actually read this stupid thing it doesn't turn your
brain to
mush. I've been getting that a lot. Well I'm out of words, but
given the
choice would you choose P or Q?
Well that's really it and now I think I'd best be putting my brain to better use and need to be weeding the garden. Have fun reading! Toodles.