Hey sorry I haven't written in so long ... dam school.. had guy problems to.... Any who I DON'T OWN INU-YAHS OR CAST!!!! Mumble dam cruel world mumble

Things you would never hear Inu-yasha and cast say.

Inu-yasha: -No more Raman!!!! To full. -Crap!! I broke a nail. -Dose red make me look fat? -Kagome.. How do you get your hair so shinny? -Should I cut my hair? -Inu-yasha to Kagome: Keep the stupid pearl I don't want it! -Guess what everybody?? after years of hatred, gory battles and all those demons that my brother's been throwing at me, I've decided to reunite a peaceful relationship with him!

Miroku: -These girls won't leave me alone!! -I have taken a vow of abstinence. -Why do these girls insist on throwing themselves at me...I don't like it. -Sango I have something to tell you.I'm gay. -What happens when I take off these pearls again?

Sango: -OMG!! Blood!! I'm gonna faint! -I don't want a cat demon! I want a dog demon. -did you s-say d-d-demon? -Is my hair okay? -Duck!! It's coming back! I forgot how to ketch it!

Kagome: -Oh I'll just stay here. Who cares about school anyways. -we ran out of fire wood? Here use my math text! -But I wanna go with Sesshy!! -Inu-yasha you're such a good role model for my brother! -Sit boy!! Good boy!! Inu-yasha want a treat? -Miroku can I bear your child?

Shippo: -No more chocolate Kagome I'm sick of it! -I'm a big boy! I want my own bed! -Inu-yasha I love you. -Is my tail to fluffy? -If your not going to bring me a toy don't bother coming back!

Baba: -I feels like a million bucks! -I love you Inu-yasha. -I'm moving to Hawaii.

Puns that should never be used in Inu-yasha.:

-it's a dog's life! -A Diamond is forever. - so in dog years that'd be...