We Missed One Heck of a Party
"YOU ARE THE MOST IRRESPONSIBLE GROUP OF IDIOTS I HAVE EVER MET!" Ororo shouted at the top of her lungs.
"Hey don't yell at us!" Fred sniffed. "We didn't do nothin'!"
"Not, you," Rogue groaned. "The other group of idiots."
"Oh you mean the grown ups," Fred nodded. "Sorry."
"Well you should be more clearer-er," Cover Girl hiccuped. Nearly all the Misfit adults were spread out drunkenly all over the living room.
"How could all of you get drunk so fast?" Hank asked.
"It wasn't easy," Roadblock snickered.
"I'm not drunk," Low Light remarked.
"Only because he can't stand the taste of alcohol," Shipwreck hiccuped. "Not exactly a valid reason not to get drunk!"
"Look somebody had to be the designated sane person around here!" Low Light snapped. "And since Roadblock and Spirit decided to abdicate…"
"Okay I can see Cover Girl and the Blind Master getting plastered," Hank said. "And Shipwreck's a no-brainer but why you two?"
"Well Roadblock did give both Wanda and Toad driving lessons this morning," Low Light said. "And Spirit spent three whole hours this afternoon trying to teach Pietro patience and meditation along with Lance."
"Say no more," Hank groaned. "I get the picture."
"Well we'd better go back to the mansion," Ororo said. "And we'd better bring the Misfits along so we can let the adults sober up in peace here."
"Why?" Todd asked. "It's fun to torture them when they're like this!"
"Bree's coming over with Lifeline to help watch the babies," Low Light said. "They're also going to help take care of Claudius and Barney. And the Triplets might as well stay too. They're going to try some electric shock treatments to sober up their father."
"Aw they get all the fun," Pietro pouted. "What about Xi?"
"He's coming with us too," Hank sighed. "Does he have his clothes back on yet?"
"Yeah he's fine, considering," Lance looked over at a very happy Xi clutching a bag of Chips Ahoy.
"Mine…all mine," Xi happily purred.
"Okay once again I am really sorry about that Low Light," Hank sighed. "I had no idea giving Xi those cookies would have affected him like that."
"Ah we should have told you," Low Light waved. "Or we would have if we weren't so busy with all the other events going on!" They looked at Kitty, Lance and Peter.
"You and I are going to have a long talk young lady," Ororo told Kitty sternly. "And maybe you as well Althea."
"Why? Todd and I didn't do anything!" Althea remarked.
"We didn't get a chance to do anything," Todd remarked.
"That's because you were spying on us!" Peter snapped.
"Hey it beats cable," Todd shrugged.
"Oh let's just go," Ororo sighed. "I think the kids need to be in a more responsible environment anyway. We'll bring them back by Sunday morning. You should have things somewhat normal then. All right Misfits get those teleportation watches ready. We are going." They teleported to the mansion. "Okay the first thing we are going to do is we are going to get…" She looked around and saw that the inside of the kitchen was totally trashed. "WHAT THE DEVIL IS GOING ON HERE?" She stormed into the next room and saw the destruction continued. "I DON'T BELIEVE THIS!"
"Hey what happened to the wall yo?" Todd pointed to a huge hole in the living room wall.
"One of Tabitha's time bombs got a little out of hand," Sam sighed as he walked in with a fire extinguisher. "Boy am I glad to see you guys!"
"What happened?" Ororo glared at him, her teeth clenched.
"Uh…well you see," Sam gulped. "There was some partying going on and uh…well it all happened so fast!"
"What do you mean partying?" Hank glared.
"I think you all better take a look for yourselves," Sam sighed. He led them to the next room, where Forge and the rest of the New Mutants were sprawled all over some were giggling drunkenly.
"Alcohol?" Lance sniffed an open glass. "You guys were drinking alcohol?"
"You mean they all got drunk while we were away?" Hank snapped. "Great!"
"What are you doing back here anyway?" Sam asked.
"Simple our adults got all drunk," Pietro snickered.
"You were saying something about responsibility?" Wanda grinned at Ororo.
Ororo glared at her. "Don't push me young lady!"
"Hey don't look at us," Pietro defended. "We're sober." Xi then giggled wildly. "Well most of us are."
"This is unbelievable!" Lance snapped. "Look at this mess! There's ice all over the halls!"
"Yeah Bobby was trying to make a skating rink," Sam sighed.
"They broke into our liquor cabinet?" Hank asked.
"No Bobby went and got new stuff," Sam sighed. "He may be crazy but he ain't that crazy!"
"How come you're sober?" Scott asked.
"Because I didn't drink any," Sam said. "Never liked the taste of alcohol."
"So how did this happen?" Scott asked.
"Like I said Bobby went out and got some stuff and before I knew it…" Sam waved. "I tried to tell them not to do it! Honest! But they just wouldn't listen to me!"
"Why would we?" Bobby giggled. "Man you look all bummed out!"
"We're not," Fred chuckled with Todd and Pietro. "For once stuff happened and we didn't do anything stupid!"
"Keep talking like that Fred and that will change!" Hank snapped.
"Mr. McCoy you'd better take a look a Jamie! He doesn't look so good," Kitty said. She was bending over the passed out kid.
"YOU GAVE LIQUOR TO MULTIPLE?" Lance shouted at Bobby. "What's wrong with you?"
"Ah the kid's all right," Bobby waved. "He just can't hold his liquor."
"He doesn't look like he's breathing right," Kitty said in a worried tone.
"We'd better get him to the infirmary," Hank grabbed Jamie and ran towards the medical area.
Bobby giggled drunkenly. "Oh man is he wasted."
Lance couldn't take any more. "HOW COULD YOU BE SO STUPID?" Lance roared as he slapped Bobby across the face. "HOW COULD YOU BE SO GOD DAMNED STUPID?" He hit Bobby again, knocking him to the floor.
"Alvers lay off him!" Scott shouted as he and Remy held Lance back.
"What is your problem man?" Bobby asked.
"DON'T YOU HAVE ANY CLUE HOW DANGEROUS ALCOHOL IS TO KIDS? ESPECIALLY MUTANT KIDS!" Lance shouted. "EVER HEAR OF ALCOHOL POISONING PAL? YOU CAN DIE FROM IT! MULTIPLE MIGHT DIE FROM IT AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!"
"As much as I'd love to let Lance beat the tar out of you Ice Cube you'd better get out of here!" Remy growled. He went over to Bobby and grabbed him by the arm dragging him into the kitchen. "Rogue come on, maybe we can sober him and the others up."
"I'll make some coffee," Kurt sighed as he teleported to the kitchen.
"What the hell is the matter with you people?" Lance shouted. "It's one thing if the adults get sloshed but how the hell can you let the other kids do it!"
"Lance it's not Scott or the others' fault," Fred pulled him back. "It's the grown ups fault for not being there. And Bobby's."
"You know you can say a lot about us Misfits but at least most of us have enough common sense to know better than to get drunk!" Lance shouted.
"For once Avalanche I am in agreement with you," Ororo frowned. "Jean you go to the infirmary and help Mr. McCoy there. Althea, you take Todd and Scott and help sober the others up. The rest of us will start cleaning up."
"I need to get some air!" Lance stormed out, slamming the door behind him.
"Lance!" Kitty shouted.
"Let him go," Scott told her. "For once I understand his reasons for storming off, especially after what you pulled tonight!"
"Will you give it a rest?" Kitty snapped.
"And will you grow up?" Scott shouted back at her.
"WHY DON'T YOU ALL GROW UP AND GET TO WORK!" Storm shouted. It started to thunder and lightning flashed outside. She rubbed her temples. "Obviously this has been a long night and its not going to end soon. I'm going to go check on Jamie. Just do what you're told." She heard a high pitched giggling. "And somebody please calm Xi down?"
A few hours later Xavier and Logan returned in the Velocity. "Didn't Storm say anything else?" Logan asked.
"No all she said was that Jamie had gotten sick and that things were out of control at the mansion," Xavier sighed. "She sounded very upset and I didn't want to pressure her."
"From the look of the sky I'd say she was pretty pressured enough," Logan almost flinched as lightning flashed. "It must be something though to make her call us for back up."
"Well let's find out what's going on," He mentally contacted Ororo. * Storm? We've arrived. What's the situation? *
* It's Jamie, he's had a bad case of alcohol poisoning, there was quite a party in our absence. * Storm told him.
"So I see," Xavier muttered as he wheeled into the house and saw damage all over the place.
"What happened here Charles?" Logan asked.
"Logan…" Xavier sighed. "You may have to watch your temper."
"What did they do?" Logan sighed. Then he felt the ground shake. "Oh let me guess it involves the Misfits!" He stormed downstairs ahead of Xavier and saw Lance trying to throttle Bobby. "Hey! Avalanche back off! Now what's going on?" He pulled Lance off Bobby.
"Lance is trying to kill Bobby for getting the New Mutants drunk," Scott told him. "And to be honest, I'm not so sure that's such a bad idea!"
"What?" Logan snapped.
"Bobby used a spare image inducer to go into town and get drinks," Sam explained. "I tried to stop 'em from drinking but…"
"Well you didn't try hard enough!" Lance shouted.
"Hey back off Lance," Rogue said. "At least Sam was smart enough to keep his head sober in case things got bad."
"Things did get bad Rogue!" Lance snapped. "Jamie's sick from alcohol poisoning! This pinhead nearly killed him!"
"WHAT?" Logan growled at Bobby. Now he needed to be restrained from attacking Bobby.
"Logan! Stop!" Xavier commanded as he entered the room. "Storm what happened exactly?"
"I can tell you what happened," Todd said. "While the rest of the X-Men were away, the kiddies left behind decided to play."
"Toad you have definitely been hanging around Roadblock too long," Kurt groaned.
"Wait a minute," Xavier frowned. "What are all of you doing here? And where are Shipwreck and the other Misfit adults?"
Todd grinned. "Now here's the real ironic part…"