Authors Notes
I was sat in college, remembering my days at High school and I quite literally started laughing right there and then. Me and Friends (Nicknamed both "The Scooby Gang" and "The Marauderetees") got up to so much RANDOM shit that it would've made the Marauders proud. So I decided to right a fic based on my life but instead using the one and only Marauders, as follows:
Sirius Black-Me
Remus Lupin-Emma
James Potter-Leila
Peter Pettigrew-Georgina
Lily Evans-Steve Fry
Enjoy yourselves!!! These are all based on true stories, the order of things changed to improve the story and the outcome of the love interest is changed slightly, to please my friend lol.
Professor McGonagoll must have been talking for about a total of 15 minutes because Sirius's attention had moved to the fascinating stain on the table shaped like a face. Remus Lupin, trouble maker but a good student, turned his attention from the important facts that Sirius will probably copy off of him later and watched in a slightly confused but mildly amused manner as his best friend began to find several peculiar things so brilliantly fascinating.
But what really threw him was when Sirius simply pointed at his own face, staring advently at his own finger.
He wiggled it slowly, Remus now leaning on his elbow watching this odd behaviour whilst Sirius remained oblivious to his audience.
And suddenly, with great speed and before Remus could ask what he was doing, Sirius well and truly poked himself in the eye. He then began clutching at it, opening his mouth in pain but no sound coming out due to the fact that McGonagoll was still talking and he didn't' want to get yelled at.
Remus, also not making a sound, began mutely crying with hysterics, fighting the urge to just roar with laughter. If you wanted random Sirius was your guy.
McGonagoll had finished talking setting them work to get on with and everyone started quietly amongst themselves, and it was here that Remus let himself give out a hearty laugh.
"What the hell was that about?" He managed to joke out amongst great gulps of laughter. Sirius turned to face him, his sore eye watering slightly. A sheepish look graced his features.
"I wanted to see how fast I could poke the bridge of my nose."
"....."
Someone outside the transfigurations room must've thought an explosion might've had occurred. Remus Lupin let out a full belly laugh. He threw his head back and it must've been several minutes before he finished and even Sirius was laughing at how ridiculous he sounded.
"Its difficult man, your finger just slides off and you get red eye, look!"
They strode out of Transfigurations to meet up with Prongs and Wormtail who didn't take advanced Trans and instead were walking out of Divination. Sirius was singing something slightly under his breathe but was air guitaring and nodding his head as if he was blaring it out full volume causing a few 2nd years to look round and watch the 7th year.
"You will not believe what this clutz has done now." Exclaimed Remus grinning at the memory.
James looked at Sirius as though he wouldn't be surprised if Sirius started singing "Hot chocolate Full Monty" at the top of his lungs and started dancing on the table during class.
"What this time?"
"I poked myself in the eye" Black exclaimed shamelessly before scrounging a drink out of James's bag causing James to merely glance at him in a "What exactly do you think your doing" sort of way.
".why?"
"Wanted to see something."
"So seeing your finger pad up close was your choice?" Lupin raised an eyebrow at his friend. Really, it was great that he had friends especially considering his condition but he couldn't have picked a weirder choice.
"Ugh, ANYWAYS, what are we doing today? We have a choice of stalking that chick that Lupin is crushing over simply 'cause she smells like Lynx, which I STILL think is a little odd, torturing Snape ooooooor we could get some food of which I think is a marvellous idea.who's that?"
Lily Evans had waltzed in, and it looked like over the summer holidays she'd matured into a woman. James crush on her had increased ten fold and even Lupin threw her an admiring glance.
"Lily Evans , Popular, charming to everyone and has a thing for Stanley White!"
Both Sirius and James turned their attention to Peter who stood a little ways away.
".We could've told you that" Added Lupin before glancing back at the red head.
"ANYWAYS! What are we doing, and don't say we're going to stand here and stare at Jeremy's wet dream (This earned Sirius a punch in the arm from James). How about we go to Hogsmede, I'm bored and I want chocolate."
"Hogsmede it is then, Grab your cloak Jim lad, we're off!"
This is it so far, next chappies in Hogsmede, and translated in to the Muggle British that's "Bath".
It was funny there. Sorry if it seems very disjointed but im having trouble stringing all my incidents up into a story.
And the eye thing, it REALLY hurt man, it was humiliating!!!!!!
I was sat in college, remembering my days at High school and I quite literally started laughing right there and then. Me and Friends (Nicknamed both "The Scooby Gang" and "The Marauderetees") got up to so much RANDOM shit that it would've made the Marauders proud. So I decided to right a fic based on my life but instead using the one and only Marauders, as follows:
Sirius Black-Me
Remus Lupin-Emma
James Potter-Leila
Peter Pettigrew-Georgina
Lily Evans-Steve Fry
Enjoy yourselves!!! These are all based on true stories, the order of things changed to improve the story and the outcome of the love interest is changed slightly, to please my friend lol.
Professor McGonagoll must have been talking for about a total of 15 minutes because Sirius's attention had moved to the fascinating stain on the table shaped like a face. Remus Lupin, trouble maker but a good student, turned his attention from the important facts that Sirius will probably copy off of him later and watched in a slightly confused but mildly amused manner as his best friend began to find several peculiar things so brilliantly fascinating.
But what really threw him was when Sirius simply pointed at his own face, staring advently at his own finger.
He wiggled it slowly, Remus now leaning on his elbow watching this odd behaviour whilst Sirius remained oblivious to his audience.
And suddenly, with great speed and before Remus could ask what he was doing, Sirius well and truly poked himself in the eye. He then began clutching at it, opening his mouth in pain but no sound coming out due to the fact that McGonagoll was still talking and he didn't' want to get yelled at.
Remus, also not making a sound, began mutely crying with hysterics, fighting the urge to just roar with laughter. If you wanted random Sirius was your guy.
McGonagoll had finished talking setting them work to get on with and everyone started quietly amongst themselves, and it was here that Remus let himself give out a hearty laugh.
"What the hell was that about?" He managed to joke out amongst great gulps of laughter. Sirius turned to face him, his sore eye watering slightly. A sheepish look graced his features.
"I wanted to see how fast I could poke the bridge of my nose."
"....."
Someone outside the transfigurations room must've thought an explosion might've had occurred. Remus Lupin let out a full belly laugh. He threw his head back and it must've been several minutes before he finished and even Sirius was laughing at how ridiculous he sounded.
"Its difficult man, your finger just slides off and you get red eye, look!"
They strode out of Transfigurations to meet up with Prongs and Wormtail who didn't take advanced Trans and instead were walking out of Divination. Sirius was singing something slightly under his breathe but was air guitaring and nodding his head as if he was blaring it out full volume causing a few 2nd years to look round and watch the 7th year.
"You will not believe what this clutz has done now." Exclaimed Remus grinning at the memory.
James looked at Sirius as though he wouldn't be surprised if Sirius started singing "Hot chocolate Full Monty" at the top of his lungs and started dancing on the table during class.
"What this time?"
"I poked myself in the eye" Black exclaimed shamelessly before scrounging a drink out of James's bag causing James to merely glance at him in a "What exactly do you think your doing" sort of way.
".why?"
"Wanted to see something."
"So seeing your finger pad up close was your choice?" Lupin raised an eyebrow at his friend. Really, it was great that he had friends especially considering his condition but he couldn't have picked a weirder choice.
"Ugh, ANYWAYS, what are we doing today? We have a choice of stalking that chick that Lupin is crushing over simply 'cause she smells like Lynx, which I STILL think is a little odd, torturing Snape ooooooor we could get some food of which I think is a marvellous idea.who's that?"
Lily Evans had waltzed in, and it looked like over the summer holidays she'd matured into a woman. James crush on her had increased ten fold and even Lupin threw her an admiring glance.
"Lily Evans , Popular, charming to everyone and has a thing for Stanley White!"
Both Sirius and James turned their attention to Peter who stood a little ways away.
".We could've told you that" Added Lupin before glancing back at the red head.
"ANYWAYS! What are we doing, and don't say we're going to stand here and stare at Jeremy's wet dream (This earned Sirius a punch in the arm from James). How about we go to Hogsmede, I'm bored and I want chocolate."
"Hogsmede it is then, Grab your cloak Jim lad, we're off!"
This is it so far, next chappies in Hogsmede, and translated in to the Muggle British that's "Bath".
It was funny there. Sorry if it seems very disjointed but im having trouble stringing all my incidents up into a story.
And the eye thing, it REALLY hurt man, it was humiliating!!!!!!