Chapter two
Sorry for the hold up, my cat I've had since I was 4 years old passed away and it was as painful as losing my best friend, goddess protect Figaro, so you can understand the lack of hyper humour. But I think this will help. So on with chapter two, The Hogsmede trip.
Traipsing through the tunnel that lead to the Honeydukes basement consisted on Sirius yelping every now and again as Peter stepped on his foot, Remus maintaining a cool exterior and James purposely stepping on Sirius's foot then blaming it on Peter.
Finally reaching their destination they entered the warm afternoon air of Hogsmedes streets.
"Ah finally. Peter.you're a dolt with big feet and I bet no-ones told you that before so here it is again.you're a dolt with big feet."
Peter spluttered to defend his innocence but was interrupted by Remus exclaiming, "Who's that?"
The four buys turned to look at a woman who had completely covered herself in chalk and had dressed in old Roman style clothing. One of those living statue entertainers. She was standing stock still but everytime a passer by chucked some change into a little tub by her feet she moved, whether it was too wave or blow a kiss, bringing great amusement to the audience. No one, Sirius however noticed, would hug her when she opened her arms and she would pretend to pout and batter her eyes sadly.
"Hey hey James give her some change, make her do something!" Sirius said whilst bouncing on the balls of his feet.
So James pulled out his change and chucked it in, causing the woman to smile and hold out her arms again. But James merely blushed and walked back to his friends quickly, and again the woman pouted and pretended to sniffle.
"AWWW," Sirius exclaimed loudly, "you upset her man, give me some change you amateur!"
So Sirius with his head held high walked over and repeated James's actions, and again the woman opened her arms. However, instead of walking away Sirius embraced her, not too tightly due to the chalk, and when they let go she smiled brightly and battered her eyes obviously and blew him a kiss, which of course Sirius returned with a wink.
The 3 other boys were laughing loudly and started walking away, but not before Sirius turned around and noticing that a lot more people were confidante to walk up to her, he blew her a kiss and called a quick "See Ya" over his shoulder.
The day went by pleasantly with James trying to understand the ethnics of how one can poke yourself in the day and doing exactly that when he tried it himself on Sirius's dare.
Peter had seemed to have developed a saying where he would check out girls going either "Woo baby" or "She is G..R..I..M..GRIM!!" in an exaggerated voice.
Sirius was again the centre of attention when Remus dared him to shout out "Nice arse" to some passing girls, and was shocked to laughter when Sirius did, altogether forgetting Sirius's lack of integrity.
They led themselves back into Hogwarts but as they turned a corner bumped into known other than Albus Dumbledore. James adopted a look of the "Verbal deer-in-headlights", Remus sucked in a breath and Peter squeaked in shock. Sirius smiled and waved enthusiastically.of which Albus returned before carrying on his way with a sparkle in his eye.
Sorry if you didn't find that chapter funny but remember I'm basing these on really life moments to my "Scooby gang" and It was funny as fuck at the time. I say the statue dude again and by jove I hugged that man a second time!!!
Sorry for the hold up, my cat I've had since I was 4 years old passed away and it was as painful as losing my best friend, goddess protect Figaro, so you can understand the lack of hyper humour. But I think this will help. So on with chapter two, The Hogsmede trip.
Traipsing through the tunnel that lead to the Honeydukes basement consisted on Sirius yelping every now and again as Peter stepped on his foot, Remus maintaining a cool exterior and James purposely stepping on Sirius's foot then blaming it on Peter.
Finally reaching their destination they entered the warm afternoon air of Hogsmedes streets.
"Ah finally. Peter.you're a dolt with big feet and I bet no-ones told you that before so here it is again.you're a dolt with big feet."
Peter spluttered to defend his innocence but was interrupted by Remus exclaiming, "Who's that?"
The four buys turned to look at a woman who had completely covered herself in chalk and had dressed in old Roman style clothing. One of those living statue entertainers. She was standing stock still but everytime a passer by chucked some change into a little tub by her feet she moved, whether it was too wave or blow a kiss, bringing great amusement to the audience. No one, Sirius however noticed, would hug her when she opened her arms and she would pretend to pout and batter her eyes sadly.
"Hey hey James give her some change, make her do something!" Sirius said whilst bouncing on the balls of his feet.
So James pulled out his change and chucked it in, causing the woman to smile and hold out her arms again. But James merely blushed and walked back to his friends quickly, and again the woman pouted and pretended to sniffle.
"AWWW," Sirius exclaimed loudly, "you upset her man, give me some change you amateur!"
So Sirius with his head held high walked over and repeated James's actions, and again the woman opened her arms. However, instead of walking away Sirius embraced her, not too tightly due to the chalk, and when they let go she smiled brightly and battered her eyes obviously and blew him a kiss, which of course Sirius returned with a wink.
The 3 other boys were laughing loudly and started walking away, but not before Sirius turned around and noticing that a lot more people were confidante to walk up to her, he blew her a kiss and called a quick "See Ya" over his shoulder.
The day went by pleasantly with James trying to understand the ethnics of how one can poke yourself in the day and doing exactly that when he tried it himself on Sirius's dare.
Peter had seemed to have developed a saying where he would check out girls going either "Woo baby" or "She is G..R..I..M..GRIM!!" in an exaggerated voice.
Sirius was again the centre of attention when Remus dared him to shout out "Nice arse" to some passing girls, and was shocked to laughter when Sirius did, altogether forgetting Sirius's lack of integrity.
They led themselves back into Hogwarts but as they turned a corner bumped into known other than Albus Dumbledore. James adopted a look of the "Verbal deer-in-headlights", Remus sucked in a breath and Peter squeaked in shock. Sirius smiled and waved enthusiastically.of which Albus returned before carrying on his way with a sparkle in his eye.
Sorry if you didn't find that chapter funny but remember I'm basing these on really life moments to my "Scooby gang" and It was funny as fuck at the time. I say the statue dude again and by jove I hugged that man a second time!!!