AN- Sooo sorry, I've been currently co-writing a story with Cardinal, "A
change of heart", check it out if you want but its slash so if that's not
you don't bother (*Grins*)
Anyways onwards we go
Now Remus Lupin had grown up in a muggle environment so to him social behaviour in a cinema was second nature, Even Peter who was raised as a pure wizard had a vague idea. Remus only thought it might be fun during the Easter holidays
No, the problem led with none other than Sirius Black and James Potter. Sirius was currently laughing over the fact that when James's parents had come to pick Remus up in their large family van, Remus hadn't noticied the fact that Sirius had been forced to sit in the back. And I mean the 'back' back, where the boot should be. Now whilst this seemed a reasonable idea at the time what no one realised was that if Sirius led down you couldn't see him..............
.........Do you see where I'm going?
And so when Remus stepped into the car, settled himself in and greeted Mrs Potter he didn't see the person behind him sit up until he exclaimed a loud "HI REMUS!!!!"
It is shameful when an adolescent werewolf screams like a little girl and clutches at his heart. But back to the cinema where a miffed Remus kept muttering "Oh shut up mongrel," of which Sirius paid no heed and proceeded to make little girlie sounds which James found most funny.
They bought their tickets (Screen 1, the best for surround sound) and upon walking into the theatre they discovered that they had the biggest screen all.to.them.selves.
It just screams trouble doesn't it.
And so it went that Peter ran to the front and proceeded to do Britney Spears impersonations, Sirius had seemed to adopt the parental image ("JAMES PUT THAT DOWN!!!", " What? Put what down." "That big white thing" "That would be the screen padfoot" "YES thank you Remus. PUT THE SCREEN BACK HOW YOU FOUND IT!!!") And Remus sat vaguely amused.
The film came on and they found that one other person had joined then, the poor fool.
James and Sirius spent most of the film messing round, Sirius making hissing parsel tongue noises and James squeaking at the sound before pummelling his friends arm. Then came the discussion of who was fit and who wasn't, and of course, Padfoot and Prongs applauding the speech that the Prime Minister made in "Love actually," ("Padfoot, who's Harry Potter?")
Mrs Potter than came to pick them up, frowning at the weeping staff and wondering what kind of mess the screen was currently in.
Sirius was this time sat up front with Mrs Potter and the two were chattering happily about Haircuts, thongs ("Don't they look painful?") and Ann Summers partys.
James had his head in his hands as Remus openly laughed and Peter giggled.
Tea and crumpets were giving to all and James parents had bought one of those 'muggle boxes, you know, the ones with moving pictures'.
Sirius was sprawled in front of the telly, munching on biscuits and was loudly exclaiming 'fake' or 'real' every time a beauty advert came on.
Whilst the four boys did amateur dances along to Christina's "dirty" Mrs Potter answered the shrill ringing of the telephone.
"Yes, Potter residence."
"Hello, Mrs potter."
"That's me, can I help?"
"I hope so. See I'm phoning from Warner brothers studios and whilst we like to offer the best service, we would kindly one of our chairs back please."
An- there you are, next chappie done woo woo. You know that converstaion of thongs and Ann summers actually happened, I loved it, Leila looked so uncomfortable. LEILA YOUR MUM RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Now Remus Lupin had grown up in a muggle environment so to him social behaviour in a cinema was second nature, Even Peter who was raised as a pure wizard had a vague idea. Remus only thought it might be fun during the Easter holidays
No, the problem led with none other than Sirius Black and James Potter. Sirius was currently laughing over the fact that when James's parents had come to pick Remus up in their large family van, Remus hadn't noticied the fact that Sirius had been forced to sit in the back. And I mean the 'back' back, where the boot should be. Now whilst this seemed a reasonable idea at the time what no one realised was that if Sirius led down you couldn't see him..............
.........Do you see where I'm going?
And so when Remus stepped into the car, settled himself in and greeted Mrs Potter he didn't see the person behind him sit up until he exclaimed a loud "HI REMUS!!!!"
It is shameful when an adolescent werewolf screams like a little girl and clutches at his heart. But back to the cinema where a miffed Remus kept muttering "Oh shut up mongrel," of which Sirius paid no heed and proceeded to make little girlie sounds which James found most funny.
They bought their tickets (Screen 1, the best for surround sound) and upon walking into the theatre they discovered that they had the biggest screen all.to.them.selves.
It just screams trouble doesn't it.
And so it went that Peter ran to the front and proceeded to do Britney Spears impersonations, Sirius had seemed to adopt the parental image ("JAMES PUT THAT DOWN!!!", " What? Put what down." "That big white thing" "That would be the screen padfoot" "YES thank you Remus. PUT THE SCREEN BACK HOW YOU FOUND IT!!!") And Remus sat vaguely amused.
The film came on and they found that one other person had joined then, the poor fool.
James and Sirius spent most of the film messing round, Sirius making hissing parsel tongue noises and James squeaking at the sound before pummelling his friends arm. Then came the discussion of who was fit and who wasn't, and of course, Padfoot and Prongs applauding the speech that the Prime Minister made in "Love actually," ("Padfoot, who's Harry Potter?")
Mrs Potter than came to pick them up, frowning at the weeping staff and wondering what kind of mess the screen was currently in.
Sirius was this time sat up front with Mrs Potter and the two were chattering happily about Haircuts, thongs ("Don't they look painful?") and Ann Summers partys.
James had his head in his hands as Remus openly laughed and Peter giggled.
Tea and crumpets were giving to all and James parents had bought one of those 'muggle boxes, you know, the ones with moving pictures'.
Sirius was sprawled in front of the telly, munching on biscuits and was loudly exclaiming 'fake' or 'real' every time a beauty advert came on.
Whilst the four boys did amateur dances along to Christina's "dirty" Mrs Potter answered the shrill ringing of the telephone.
"Yes, Potter residence."
"Hello, Mrs potter."
"That's me, can I help?"
"I hope so. See I'm phoning from Warner brothers studios and whilst we like to offer the best service, we would kindly one of our chairs back please."
An- there you are, next chappie done woo woo. You know that converstaion of thongs and Ann summers actually happened, I loved it, Leila looked so uncomfortable. LEILA YOUR MUM RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1