Okay that last chapter took forever to write but I think I have some ideas for this chapter. So I think it won't take as long! But you never know what might start to distract me, so it might take a few days. Okay well on with this chapter before I loose my momentum.

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Chapter 24- A lovestruck godfather, Goat's cheese pasties and other oddities! (Muscle loosening massages for the over-sexed! **wink, wink**)

Draco and Harry spent much of that day in bed, deciding against going to their afternoon classes. And only arising to attend dinner.

As they made their way to the great hall, people began to whisper as they passed. Obviously some people had noticed that they weren't at class or lunch or breakfast all day.

They sat down together at the Gryffindor table, Draco on Harry's knee playing with his unruly hair childishly. As the food appeared they both ate gratefully, they were starved as they had endured quite a bit of excersise that day, but hadn't eaten since breakfast. They ate heartily and laughed with their friends.

When the food appeared Hermione looked at it with distaste. She shoveled a small spoonful of mashed potatoes onto her plate, but after eating a small mouthful and nearly vomiting, she proceeded to just push it around her plate idly.

Ron sat beside her eating greedily, not noticing how sick the beautiful girl beside him looked. Draco and Harry (who are far more sensitive then Ron) did notice though.

"Hermione? Are you okay? You look rather green?" said Harry tenderly.

Hermione turned and looked at him, "No! I'm fine Harry, don't worry. You just look after yourself. Take a leaf out of Ron's book" she said bitterly as she got up and left the hall in a huff.

"Wonder where she's off too?" said Ron bewildered. "Probly the library." He scoffed as he began to stuff his face with food again.

Draco stared dumbly at Ron for a few seconds, opening and closing his mouth as if he was lost for words.

Harry burst into a fit of laughter. "My Draco, you do, do an expert impersonation of a goldfish! I never knew you were so talented!" he hugged his boyfriend closer, laughing almost hysterically.

The meal finished without anything of anymore significance and after dinner Draco and harry made their way back to the Gryffindor tower before anyone else.

As the entered the tower, Harry pushed Draco against the wall and kissed him passionately. Draco kissed him back, but then pulled away.

"Harry, we've been fucking all day! I know I'm irresistible, and I know you're amazingly good in bed. But geez! Can we just rest tonight?" he looked desperately at Harry.

Harry had to admit he was exhausted, even though he'd spent the entire day in bed. He did want to just sleep tonight.

"Sure sweetheart, I'm pretty tired anyway. Hey, I'm gonna try and find Hermione she looked pretty upset at dinner. I just wanna see if she's okay. I'll meet you back here soon." Said harry and he walked back out the portrait hole

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~*Hermione's POV*~

Oh god! Oh god oh god oh god! I have to be more discrete, what am I going to do? Someone's bound to find out! Oh shit, I'm crying, I don't want anyone to see me crying. People will ask what's wrong, my god! I'm not ready to deal with this yet! I'M ONLY 16!! Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit! What am I going to do? How do I tell my mum? How do I tell Ron? Who cares about Ron? He didn't even notice I was upset tonight at dinner! He's been an absolute prat lately! SHIT! I'm sure I did everything right, how can this be happening?

Wait, calm down Hermione. You don't know for sure yet, you have to wait a couple of weeks. You aren't even late yet; this is all just coming from a gut feeling. Keep you head Hermione!

Yes, I think I should go to the library, I need to look this up, see what I have to look out for.

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Harry walked out of the Gryffindor tower and made his way towards the library, Ron was a sufferable git but he could be right that Hermione headed for the library after she stormed out of dinner.

He opened the library and nodded to madam Prince as he passed the front desk. He looked casually around the library until he found what he was looking for. A brown head of hair near the corner bent over a book, with a large pile of books to her right. Hermione!

He walked over and tapped her on the shoulder, she spun around shocked.

"Oh Harry! It's just you, you scared me" she said slightly out of breath. Harry noticed her eyes were slightly red.

"Herm, are you okay? I mean you ran out of dinner before and you weren't eating much anyway. Is everything going okay with you and Ron?" he asked as he put his hand over hers.

"Oh, no Harry I'm fine" she said as she flipped her hair over her face, so that Harry couldn't see the tears welling up in her eyes.

He lifted her chin with his finger, "Don't lie to me 'Mione, I know there's something up, tell me what's wrong maybe I can help." He cast his eyes across to the pile of books beside her. The top title was "Everyday medical charms and spells" it was a strange topic for Hermione to be looking up, surely she knew most of the everyday basic spells and charms.

He looked down at the page she was looking at; she followed his eyes and realised what he was doing. She quickly shut the book before Harry could read any of it.

He placed his hand on top of hers over the book.

"Okay, I can see you want to keep this to yourself for now, but remember I'm here for you. So if you need anyone to talk to, or if you need anything at all, I'm here okay" he smiled sweetly at Hermione as she nodded, speedily blinking back tears.

He lifted her hand to his mouth and kissed it lightly.

"Look after yourself "Mione." He said as he walked away.

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~*Harry's POV*~

There is definitely something up with 'Mione and Ron doesn't even notice. I swear, if he weren't my best friend I'd knock some bloody sense into him for neglecting Hermione. I'll get to the bottom of it eventually, she was pretty damn close to telling me. But I'm gonna respect that she wants her privacy about it, I know she'll come to me if she needs my help. I love her to death and she's so beautiful, if I weren't with Draco I'd definitely be giving Ron some competition. Oh well, best get back to the tower and soothe Draco, he seems to be in a foul mood lately. Weird moody boy Draco is, maybe he just needs some rest. It is true that we haven't had a good nights sleep in days!

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Harry made his way out of the library, but as he walked through the shelving, he noticed a small red velvet bound book lying on the floor. He picked it up and examined it, there was no title on the cover. He opened it up and traced his fingers over the gold embossed words on the title page, "The art of magical erotic massage and the potions of erotic love oils."

Harry gasped; this certainly wasn't a book that should be in a school library. He turned to the back to check if there was a Hogwarts library stamp. There wasn't any stamp but he saw a name scribbled close to the bottom of the last page. He struggled to make it out.

Hiding the book from anyone's view, in case they had left it behind, he made his way to the muggle photocopier that Dumbledore had installed at the end of last year. He photocopied the back page, enlarging it a few sizes. He took out the page from the tray and read the name, it was now legible and what he read shocked him greatly. There in small gold writing was the name:

Hermione Granger

"WOW!" he gasped out loud, he never knew Hermione would have a book like this. He flipped through it quickly, photocopying anything that looked vaguely interesting that he could use on Draco.

He smiled as he put the book face down on the copier, copying chapter entitled: "Muscle loosening massages for the over-sexed"

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"Oh god Harry!!" moaned Draco as harry sat straddled on his back, massaging him gently. "Where did you learn all these massages? God, this is almost better then sex! I got worried when you told me to come upstairs and get naked, coz I'd told you I didn't want to have sex or anything tonight!"

Harry just smiled and kept massaging Draco with sweet smelling, aphrodisiac massage oil he had created from the ingredients in Hermione's book. Draco really seemed to like being massaged.

"Like it Draco?" he ask seductively. As Draco began to arch his back slightly.

"Oh yeah Harry! I love this, god I wish you would do this all the time!" Draco moaned.

After a while Harry stopped and they lay down together and Draco drifted into a deep sleep. Harry realised he needed to give Hermione back her book before she noticed it was missing. He grabbed a quill from the drawer next to his bed and dictated to it as it wrote in non-recognizable handwriting a letter to Hermione.

Hermione,
I found this book in the library and I think it belongs to you. My boyfriend and I made good use of it, but don't be embarrassed because it is an amazing book.

Thank you very much for dropping it, and please don't worry no one will know it is yours.

A very satisfied 6th year.

He took his anonymous letter up to the owlery and sent it with one of the school's screech owls. He hoped Hermione wouldn't be too embarrassed, and he didn't want her to know it was him who'd found it.

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The next morning Harry woke up early and left Draco in bed, he looked far too peaceful to wake up! He walked over to the window and watched the sunrise.

As he looked out the window he saw a pretty brunette figure pacing the ground beneath the window. He knew at once the girl was Hermione, she really must have something on her mind.

He jumped into the shower and washed himself clean, sometime it was good to have a shower without Draco, then at least he wouldn't have to relieve himself afterwards. Draco was always overly touchy in the shower.

When he got out of the shower and pulled on his clothes he noticed Draco was slowly getting out of bed and getting his things ready for a shower.

"Morning sexy!" he said in the blonde's ear as they passed.

Draco span around and kissed harry fully on the lips. "Morning" he said drowsily. He walked off into the bathrooms and left Harry drying his messy black hair.

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Hermione woke up next to Ron really early, she looked at the clock by his bed and saw it was 5:30. She climbed out of bed and pulled on a pair of fuzzy baby-blue pants and a warm pink sweater that showed off her midriff. This morning she felt like being warm and sexy.

She made her way downstairs and left the tower. She walked out of the school and began to pace along the grounds. She had something really big playing on her mind and she needed to find out for sure if she needed to panic. She began to walk backwards and forwards out the front of the school thinking hard. Finally she checked her watch and seeing that it was already 6:30 and she had been pacing for an hour, she needed to head back to the tower.

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Harry and Draco walked arm in arm down to breakfast, watching as little first years scurried past them, not wanting to be late to breakfast, which would then make them late for class.

Draco and Harry had all the time in the world, they didn't care if they were late to classes, and all they cared about was each other.

As they sat down at the Gryffindor table they saw the swarm of owls that brought the morning post come screeching into the great hall.

Harry blushed as he saw a small package wrapped in brown paper with a piece of parchment attached fall neatly in front of Hermione.

She opened it with caution and upon sighting the red velvet she blushed profusely and stuffed it, half wrapped, into her robes.

Harry laughed inwardly and began to pile his plate high with eggs, bacon and sausages. He saw a pot of coffee sitting further up the table and he reached for it and offered some to Hermione.

Hermione's favorite thing in the morning was a big hot cup of coffee, and Harry thought he'd be helpful by offering it to her.

He began to tip it to pour in into her mug and she looked at him disgustedly.

"Oh god!" she said covering her nose, "No thanks Harry! I don't think I can drink any today," she said and Harry put the pot down confused.

"But 'Mione, I though you loved coffee?" he said looking at her strangely, she looked as if she was going to vomit.

"Sorry Harry!" she said composing herself. "I don't know what's wrong with me, I can't even stand the smell on coffee at the moment." She smiled apologetically as she piled her plate with sausages and eggs.

This made harry even more confused, Hermione hated hot breakfasts like this, she only ever had toast or porridge. NEVER eggs and sausages, why had she changed her tastes all of a sudden? Harry never thought he'd see the day when Hermione refused coffee at breakfast! He shook his head, as if to clear these weird thoughts and hoed his way through his breakfast.

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That morning's classes went horribly slow for Harry as he was desperately waiting for lunchtime to come so that he could see Sirius. As he sat through history of magic he could have sworn someone had bewitched the school's clocks to make one session feel like 5 hours.

Finally lunchtime came and Harry said a hasty goodbye to Draco at the doorway to Dumbledore's office, said the password ("Bumbling bubblegum") and practically ran up the moving stairs.

He ran through the door and almost fell on top of Dumbledore.

"Ah harry!" he said, his amused eyes looking down on him through his half- moon spectacles. "A bit anxious to see your godfather I see, well he should be here shortly. Last I saw he was walking the grounds with an old friend from his own hogwart's days."

Harry smiled at Dumbledore and collapsed into a nearby couch, exhausted from his sprint to the headmaster's office.

Soon there was a knock at the door and a man with light brown short messy hair and dark sunglasses walked in. he was wearing baggy jeans and a baggy grey T-shirt. He sat down next to harry and removed his glasses.

If he's body hadn't suddenly changed, he's eyes still would have given him away. There laughed at Harry's astonished face, was his loving godfather Sirius Black.

"My god Sirius!" he said as the now black haired man pulled him into a tight hug. "How did you do that? That's amazing!" Harry stared at his godfather, who was laughing at him still.

"Oh Harry, never mind that! Maybe one day I'll teach you." he said. "Now how are you?" he asked looking questioningly at Harry.

"I'm fine Sirius how are you?" he answered truthfully, at the moment he really was fine! There was nothing at all going badly.

"Oh I'm perfect!" said Sirius cheerfully, Harry couldn't say if he'd ever seen his godfather this happy.

"I have some amazing news Harry," Sirius continued. "I'm moving into hogwarts!"

Harry stared at him, opening his mouth as if to speak, but finding it impossible to articulate any words.

"I know this is a shock, but I've found a very close old friend. And I really want to spend more time with them, Dumbledore says I can stay." Sirius beamed at Dumbledore, who smiled amusedly back.

"Yes," he said in his usual mystic voice. "Sirius has found out that his old high school crush is now teaching at hogwarts and practically got on his knees (A/n: no dirty analogy there! So don't even think about it) and begged me to let him stay with her." said Dumbledore laughing, as Sirius stared at him appalled.

The old headmaster stood up, "I think I shall leave you guys alone now, enjoy your lunch." He said as he waved his hand and a feast appeared on the coffee table before them. He walked out the door, laughing to himself as he heard Harry gasp, "Professor Calendula? Are you for real?"

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Harry left Dumbledore's office with 45 minutes left to spare before dinner would be served in the Great hall. Not even professor Snape could have wiped the grin off Harry's face at that time.

It was adorable to watch Sirius babble on about Professor Calendula like a love-struck teenager. He loved his godfather with all of his heart and he was so pleased to see him happy. AND he was going to see Sirius everyday; he was going to live at Hogwarts! He could wait to tell Ron and Hermione! That would be over the moon.

He made his way into the library and went to the section of the old Hogwarts yearbooks. He found the year that Sirius and his father had been at school and slipped through it wistfully, searching for a photo of his godfather and father.

Sure enough he didn't have to go far into the book to find it. On one of the first pages was a photo of Sirius, his father, Peter, Remus, his mother, and Professor Calendula with their arms around each other smiling widely. This made Harry's smile grow even more, he continued to flip through the book smiling as he saw articles about the Marauders antics and Quiditch game results. He checked his watch and saw he only had 15 minutes to get to dinner, so he borrowed the book from a smiling Madam Prince, and ran down to the Great Hall. Meeting up with Draco, Hermione and Ron on the way.

He told them about his lunch with Sirius and showed them photos in the yearbook of his parents and their friends.

As they walked into the great hall Harry almost doubled over with laughter as he saw a familiar looking man with light brown hair and dark glasses sitting next to Professor Calendula Beaming at the students filing it. Harry pointed him out to his friends and gave his godfather a loving smile as he sat down on Draco's knee. He couldn't be any happier!

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For the next few days Harry watched Hermione closely. She continued to eat strangely, she seemed to favor Goats cheese pasties, and apple cider both of which made Harry cringe. She also seemed to be going to the toilet a lot, Harry couldn't work out what could be going on. He watched her eat stranger and stranger foods as the days went on, and the smells coming from them made many of the other Gryffindors cringe and be put off their food.

She also seemed rather moody and pissed off at Ron, truth be told Ron was an insensitive jerk but Hermione was his girlfriend and she was being particularly bitchy. He had walked in on a particularly nasty fight in the Gryffindor tower three days after he saw Sirius.

"What do you mean you don't want to sleep in my bed tonight? What is up with you?" he heard Ron scream as he walked through the portrait hole. The common room was practically empty except for a few first years cowering in the corner.

"Look Ron, I'm not in the mood to fight about it. I want to sleep in the girls dormitory tonight, I can't deal with your snoring tonight. I have a shocking headache and I feel violently sick. Now if you excuse me I'm going to bed." She turned on her heel and stormed up the stairs to the girls' dormitory. Ron looked at harry bewildered and then chased her up the steps, remembering only that there was a spell not allowing boys up into the girls dormitory when it was too late, he was on his butt on the floor at the bottom of the stairs.

"SHIT!" he yelled as he stormed into his dormitory and fell onto his bed.

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Ron and Harry had both noticed Ginny had been rather quiet lately, she seemed to be spending a lot of time sitting near Harry and Draco and watching them intently. She wasn't eating at mealtime, but her robes were considerably tighter and she seemed to always have a bar of chocolate in her hands as she walked down the halls.

Ron hardly noticed when Hermione ate lots and acted moody, but he's brotherly instinct made him worry greatly about his little sister. He had owled Fred and George about it as soon as he had begun to worry and they had owled back immediately, telling him they would be at hogwarts as soon as they could and that they thought they knew what was wrong with their sister. This calmed Ron slightly, and for the next three days until the twins came on the weekend, he FINALLY focused his attention to Hermione.

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The weekend came and Fred and George arrived, they stayed in the Gryffindor tower with their little bother and sister.

They decided they would talk to Ginny on Saturday, but then stay on until Sunday since they didn't need to opened the shop all weekend.

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~*Ginny's POV*~

WHY ARE MY BROTHER'S HERE? What is going on, shit I hope they don't know about mine and Dean's little problem. They'll kill him if they know, not that Ron can talk...stupid git he doesn't even know what Hermione's dealing with. I'm not even supposed to know I just happened to overhear her meeting with Madam Pomfrey when I was waiting for her to examine me. This afternoon I get my test results back, then I'll know for sure. Then I can tell my brothers and hopefully they'll see my point of view and not kill Dean, I love Dean and he's dealing with this so well. I just hope to Merlin that the reason my brother's are here isn't what I think it is. Ron has been totally prying in my mood and eating habit heaps lately; it wouldn't be below him to inform the twins. I suppose they're just being protective, I know they love me with their lives. I'm their baby sister, I mean all guys are protective of their sisters, but most girls don't have five over- protective brothers to deal with. Not that Percy really counts anymore. Stupid bloody git!

Ginny walked towards the medical wing fighting back tears. She had a meeting with Madam Pomfrey where they would discuss her test results, here and now she would find out, find out if her fears were true. She tried to blink back the prickling hot tears that welled up in her eyes, but it there was no use. As she walked the tears she had been holding back for days splashed down on her slighter tighter then normal, hand-me-down robes. She couldn't believe she had gotten herself into this mess.

"Ah, Miss Weasley, you are promptly on time for our meeting I see. Please go wait in my office while I finish with these patients." Said madam Pomfrey as Ginny entered the medical wing.

She sat down in a comfy chair in the office as madam Pomfrey gave Rose Zeller, a 2nd year Hufflepuff the last of her potions to cure her acne.

Shortly, the school medi-witch entered her office and sat across the desk from Ginny. Ginny noticed there were a few pamphlets about pregnancy on the mahogany desk before her. She gasped inwardly and fought with her tears.

"Now, Miss Weasley," began Madam Pomfrey in her calmest voice trying not to upset the small red-haired child. "The results of your test came back, and I have some bad, well not bad, but...well lets just say I have some news for you." she stammered with the words unsure of whether Ginny was happy or sad of the prospect that was ahead of her.

"Please Madam Pomfrey, I don't mean to be rude. But, spit it out!" Ginny said, slightly exasperated.

"yes, I understand you're rather apprehensive Miss Weasley, so I guess the easiest way to tell you is to just 'Spit it out' as you put it." Said madam Pomfrey, the sides of her mouth twitching. "Miss Weasley, the tests came back positive. You're pregnant!" she said with an air of disapproval, obviously Madam Pomfrey did not take well to the idea that one of the youngest sixth year, one of whom was from a highly respected, pureblood family was pregnant.

Ginny broke down in tears, she sobbed and sobbed like she'd wished she'd been able to do for weeks now. Ever since her gut feeling had come that she may be pregnant, ever since she missed that one period. She was almost hysterical, she was crying so hard Madam Pomfrey began to worry about her health.

"Dear me Miss Weasley, do dry up. it isn't that bad, there are procedures that we can perform that will, uh, terminate the pregnancy if that is what you wish." She said uneasily, fully aware that many Pureblood wizards had a very Muggle-catholic view on 'Abortions' of any type and she wasn't sure how Ginny had been brought up.

the thought buzzed around Ginny's head, it would be the easiest way out, she wouldn't have to tell her mother or anyone. But her mother, she knew her mother disapproved of these sorts of procedures and she knew that if it came to it her mother would rather she have the baby and let her take care of it while she finished school then have it killed inside of her. Ginny sighed,

"No Madam Pomfrey, that is unacceptable. I will have the baby and adopt it out to my mother. But, will you please write to her for me, I think you may be able to explain the predicament far better then I?" she finally uttered quietly, not looking Madam Pomfrey in the eyes.

"Certainly Miss Weasley, if that is what you prefer. Now we need to make a time for next week, so that we can talk about pre-birth procedures. (A/n: I used the word procedures 3 times in 3 paragraphs! Wow :S) I will owl you when I find a time that I can spare to talk it over. I will also be meeting with your teachers to discuss the matter." She said kindly.

"Thank-you Madam Pomfrey" said Ginny as she stood up. "I think I'll get to dinner now." And she walked out the door letting a fresh batch of tears fall from her pretty blue eyes.

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After dinner Ginny made her way back to the common room quickly as to avoid Fred and George, but unfortunately, they had somehow gotten there before her, even though she was sure they were still in the Great Hall when she left.

"Ginny, can we speak to you? we have something important to discuss." Said George as she walked in. Fred took her by the shoulders and sat her down on the couch.

She looked around, Harry and Draco were sitting together on a near-by couch, obviously not included in the conversation but not wanting to be too far away as not to hear it. Around her stood her three brothers and Hermione, with tears welling up in her eyes.

Ginny sighed, "Well, lets get this over with then." She said curtly, as she glared at the 3 redhead boys towering over her.

Fred started, "Virginia, dear sister, this is what we like to call an intervention."

"That mean," continued George, "that we are worried about you, and we're going to sit you down and discuss this issue, and tell you what WE think in going on."

"And then you tell us our story so we can sort any problems, and help you deal with what you're going through." Finished Fred.

"Well thank-you for that little definition boys, it was truly enlightening. But can we please get this over with because I do have some homework that needs finishing." She said smirking, trying to be strong but deep down fighting back her tears.

"Yes well, okay then." Said George slightly put back by Ginny's interjecting comment, they obviously had this planned and she was messing up their order.

"Ginny, Ron has sent us some owls, saying he is rather worried about your behaviour, and after he described us the symptoms. We think we know what is wrong." Said Fred.

"As you know by the size of our family, we have witnessed our mother few a few pregnancy and births. And Virginia, we know the signs and wethinkyou'repregnant!" finished George quickly.

Ginny broke down in tears and Ron gasped, "I'M SORRY?" he yelled, glaring at the twins and then at his little sister. "Did I just hear you say that you think Ginny is pregnant?" he asked indignantly.

Fred and George looked at each other and sighed. "Yes," they said in unison.

"I'LL KILL THAT MOTHER FUCKER!" screamed Ron as he stormed up towards the boys' dormitory, as Dean walked in the portrait hole.

"I presume you're talking about me, seeing the tears on my darling's face and they looks on all of yours" said Dean as he walked into the group and sat down by Ginny stroking her back.

"Don't you dare touch her!" Ron screamed as he changed direction and glared at Dean. "You have done enough damage, you stay the fuck away from her!" he screamed pointing his wand at Dean.

"No don't Ron!" screamed Hermione, speaking for the first time, with tears streaming down her face. "Just don't!" she said and she pulled Ron's wand out of her hand.

"IT'S CALLED A FUCKING CONDOMONIS CHARM YOU TWIT! OR DID YOU JUST FORGET TO USE IT!!" Ron continued to scream, ignoring his crying girlfriend at his side.

At this dean stood up, and closed the distance between himself and Ron he was slightly taller then the red head, and far more muscular.

"Like you're one to talk Weasley, or haven't you even noticed?" he said sneering.

Fred and George turned and stared at Ron, and Hermione began to sob louder. Suddenly, something in Harry's mind clicked. "Of course" he thought to himself.

"What the hell are you talking about Thomas?" yelled Ron, Fred and George all at once.

"You haven't noticed, you bloody prat. You think I'm bad, at least I noticed, I took in the signs and realised what was happening. And it turns out it wasn't my fault. You're too think, or too arrogant to notice it!" he laughed sneeringly. And then looked at Hermione.

"It wouldn't be your fault though would it Hermione?" he said with a kinder tone of voice. "You smart and brilliant, even in heated passion you wouldn't forget the female charms. But Ron, Ron might not have though about it. And he hasn't even read the signs." He smiled at Hermione, who had tears streaming down her face and was gulping and gaping almost hysterically.

"TELL ME WHAT THE FUCK YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT THOMAS BEFORE I WIPE THAT SNEER OF YOUR GOOD-FOR-NOTHING FACE!" screamed Ron and he stood right up to Dean.

Dean just laughed and stepped back slightly. "After all of this and you still have no idea Weasley? Boy you are thicker then I though. I think," he said calmly as he scanned around the almost empty common room. (most of the other Gryffindors having left noticing a rather heated family discussion going on and not wanting to approve.) "That you would be the only one here who hasn't grasped it yet, although theoretically you should be the first." He smiled calmly at Ron's enraged face. "Hermione's pregnant Ron! You haven't noticed her mood swings, her weird eating patterns, the way she goes to the toilet a lot. And has been looking particularly green every morning?" he laughed at Ron's still vacant face, as the realisation finally dawned on him.

"M-m-Mione is it true?" he stuttered looking at his teary girlfriend. Her eye's widened as everyone turned and looked at her and she ran from the common room bawling her eyes out.

Ron gasped, and fell to the floor with his head in his hand. Fred and George quietly made their way out of the room and Harry and Draco went upstairs to bed. Ron needed some time alone now, and he definitely had to talk to Hermione about this soon.

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Okay, my chapters are going to be longer now, coz I don't want my story to be heaps long! Well anyway, I'm writing another story a sort of, sexy, fun, kinky, femslash but also hetro sex type story! Yeah it's called Down With Love, or it will be called that when I put it up, I've started typing it and I'm gonna work on it tonight. So please read it when it comes up and yeah I'll tell you when I'm gonna get it up :D