Chapter 5
Now that we have shown you what has happened before the tournament let us show you what happened in, in I say. Cut to the ring where see Drak and Hercule need we say more. Chi chi is with Dash with his pants down getting head. Goku walks in.
Goku: What the Fuck is going on here. Dash: Nothing you bloody wanker. Goku: what the hell is a wanker? Dash: You! And you are a pigfucker eh. Goku: how do you say that? Dash: well you fuck Pigs.
Chi chi in the back round.
Chi Chi: yes, yes cum on me.
Goku leaves dash to find Drak giving chi chi a good ride. (If you get my drift wink wink nudge nudge a wooga.)
Goku: you little fucker. Drak: yes, yes I am fucking her.
Goku launches out an attack with a punch. Goku punches Drak and say's
Drak: What the Fuck ya bleeding wanker Goku: Are you British? Drak: No.I think? Drak grabs Goku by the neck and throws him in to the wall. Goten enters the room now, and Drak jumps to his feet. Drak: It's the munchkin. Ware's the yellow brick rode! Tell me ya munchkin or..oh to hell with it. Drak proceeds to ripe off Goten's head, agene. (This is the best thing about thing job) Goku: Well there goes my mini me, and I don't have to pay the child support for him ether..Halleluiah! Gohan enters the room. Gohan: God dam it I want to kill him. Drak: Why are all you guys named Go-something, what are you lacking in creativity or something? Goku: What's creativity? Krillin walks in now and yes we're going to kill him to, so fuck off if ya don't like it. Drak walks over to Gohan and punches him in the face Gohan: What was that for? Drak just shrugs, then he walk out. Dash looks at Krillin for a moment then blasts him to death. Dash: What the hell was that? Goku: That was my best friend! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! Goku is powering up to super saiyan (is it just me or is a super saiyan sound like a rejected D.C. super hero?) Dash looks at the "" Super saiyan and begins to laugh Dash: Your hair turn blond and your mussels get bigger, so like do you lower your IQ to become stronger. If so I'd say not to do that you need all the IQ you can get. Goku: what's IQ..Krillin killer, AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH Dash: What, I did you all a favor that little shit always dies this time he just ant coming back.
Drak walks in with a dragon ball he cruses it, bows then levees. 10 minuets later nothing has changed except after a long hart to hart talk with Dash, Goku and Dash are now good friends. Drak walks in with a girl about the age of Gohan. Drak: Hey Dash I found one of my friends, and she has a tail like you and you (he points to Gohan) Goku: So what is that supposed to mean?
Chi chi smacks him in the head Chi chi: God you are so stupid some times Goku: thanks honey I love you too..bitch! Chi chi: you know you said the first part of that sentence softly and the last part vary loud. Goku: I still stand by my statement. Oh and how are..dear lord look at that scar on her face. Drak: what that. it's just a scar across the eye, Yamcha has more then that.
Yamacha: hey fuck off cock sucker. Drak: I am getting off on Bulma.
Vegeta comes in you cock sucker.
Drak shut the hell up jackass. Vegeta: piss off. Drak you piss off.
Silenced for 5 minutes.
Vegeta: well then this isn't progressing anywhere.
Dash: well in that case let me help.
Dash kills Yamacha.
Goku: what was that supposed to accomplish? Dark/Vegeta: Who cares. Dash: It gave me closure.
End of Chapter 5.
Now that we have shown you what has happened before the tournament let us show you what happened in, in I say. Cut to the ring where see Drak and Hercule need we say more. Chi chi is with Dash with his pants down getting head. Goku walks in.
Goku: What the Fuck is going on here. Dash: Nothing you bloody wanker. Goku: what the hell is a wanker? Dash: You! And you are a pigfucker eh. Goku: how do you say that? Dash: well you fuck Pigs.
Chi chi in the back round.
Chi Chi: yes, yes cum on me.
Goku leaves dash to find Drak giving chi chi a good ride. (If you get my drift wink wink nudge nudge a wooga.)
Goku: you little fucker. Drak: yes, yes I am fucking her.
Goku launches out an attack with a punch. Goku punches Drak and say's
Drak: What the Fuck ya bleeding wanker Goku: Are you British? Drak: No.I think? Drak grabs Goku by the neck and throws him in to the wall. Goten enters the room now, and Drak jumps to his feet. Drak: It's the munchkin. Ware's the yellow brick rode! Tell me ya munchkin or..oh to hell with it. Drak proceeds to ripe off Goten's head, agene. (This is the best thing about thing job) Goku: Well there goes my mini me, and I don't have to pay the child support for him ether..Halleluiah! Gohan enters the room. Gohan: God dam it I want to kill him. Drak: Why are all you guys named Go-something, what are you lacking in creativity or something? Goku: What's creativity? Krillin walks in now and yes we're going to kill him to, so fuck off if ya don't like it. Drak walks over to Gohan and punches him in the face Gohan: What was that for? Drak just shrugs, then he walk out. Dash looks at Krillin for a moment then blasts him to death. Dash: What the hell was that? Goku: That was my best friend! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! Goku is powering up to super saiyan (is it just me or is a super saiyan sound like a rejected D.C. super hero?) Dash looks at the "" Super saiyan and begins to laugh Dash: Your hair turn blond and your mussels get bigger, so like do you lower your IQ to become stronger. If so I'd say not to do that you need all the IQ you can get. Goku: what's IQ..Krillin killer, AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH Dash: What, I did you all a favor that little shit always dies this time he just ant coming back.
Drak walks in with a dragon ball he cruses it, bows then levees. 10 minuets later nothing has changed except after a long hart to hart talk with Dash, Goku and Dash are now good friends. Drak walks in with a girl about the age of Gohan. Drak: Hey Dash I found one of my friends, and she has a tail like you and you (he points to Gohan) Goku: So what is that supposed to mean?
Chi chi smacks him in the head Chi chi: God you are so stupid some times Goku: thanks honey I love you too..bitch! Chi chi: you know you said the first part of that sentence softly and the last part vary loud. Goku: I still stand by my statement. Oh and how are..dear lord look at that scar on her face. Drak: what that. it's just a scar across the eye, Yamcha has more then that.
Yamacha: hey fuck off cock sucker. Drak: I am getting off on Bulma.
Vegeta comes in you cock sucker.
Drak shut the hell up jackass. Vegeta: piss off. Drak you piss off.
Silenced for 5 minutes.
Vegeta: well then this isn't progressing anywhere.
Dash: well in that case let me help.
Dash kills Yamacha.
Goku: what was that supposed to accomplish? Dark/Vegeta: Who cares. Dash: It gave me closure.
End of Chapter 5.