The Wrong Girl By: Tomo*223 Disclaimer: I do not in any way own Escaflowne, Love Hina, or Ruroni Kenshin. K? Chapter 21- not sure * * * * * * * * Yukari's eyes snapped open and at once she felt screaming pain running down her arm and spine. She looked around and saw she was in a cave with a glowing fire in the middle. It's flames danced and threw light upon the walls, there were endless shadows and they all seemed to be moving. She had not noticed the figure right next to her, though, because it seemed he blended with the shadows and made no noise at all. "Great" she muttered "Now what?" "Well I suggest for one that you don't go anywhere at the moment. It could be fatal if you do" The figure said "Huh? Who's there? Show yourself!" She frantically yelled "So you don't know where I am do you?" It asked, it's voice seemingly coming from all sides "Well that answer lies in how well you might see without really seeing "Stop with the riddles, I hate them" "It means that you don't need to see me to prove that I am here, for unless I show myself you cannot see me with your eyes. Yet you know I'm here just by my presence" "ummmm.ok?" "You take things way too literally" "So? I don't have time for mind games. Big deal" "Fine. Boo!" It finally showed itself right beside her but was still shrouded in darkness. Meanwhile.... "You inconsiderate bastard!!!" Van lunged at Allen and took him by his frilly collar. "Look you bastard, keep those types of comments to yourself or pay the ultimate consequence" Allen scoffed at Van "What are YOU gonna do to ME? You know you can't beat me at swordplay, so what else is there?" Van just looked at Allen and an evil grin appeared on his face. "Guess what Allen, we're gonna play a little game called haircut" "NO you wouldn't Van you just wouldn't think about doing that to ME" Allen's eyes grew wide and his features twisted into a horror filled face, which was most grotesque in it's own right. "I would and I am. Prepare to meet my scissors" Van threw Allen into the captain's chair and held him down while Gadess tied him to it with rope. "You too? I hate all of you, and after this, Gadess, you're fired" "That's okay Allen, this is just too good to miss" Gadess said chuckling as he thought of what Allen would soon look like. Next thing Allen knew everyone was in the bridge waiting for the spectacle to begin, all knowing that afterwards Allen would cry like a baby and run to his room. "Alright everyone here?" Van asked "Good, Hitomi it's all yours" Even though Hitomi was awesome at running her hands weren't that great for crafts. They picked her to do the haircut because she would cut it the most uneven out of everyone there. She picked up the scissors she brought from the mystic moon and started to cut. Allen started to whimper, Van put a blindfold over Allen's eyes so he couldn't see what was happening. When Hitomi was done it was very short and very very uneven. She then took her buzzer and started to buzz the rest of it off so in the end Allen had no hair whatsoever except maybe one inch all around. Hitomi took off the blindfold and Allen freaked. He started to scream and shout and cry all at the same time. Everyone who was trying to muffle their laughter couldn't contain it any longer. It was just too damn funny. What noone saw though was the person lurking at the back shaking their head. It was shrouded in darkness and then disappeared as they unbind folded Allen.

Back with Yukari.. "I can fix everything that hurts you know. I'm a healer for the most part" it said to Yukari "Well what the hell are you waiting for?" She asked "For you to flip over" "You are kidding right? I can't even blink without something hurting" "Just do it and that will be the last time you feel pain" "Alright, one.two.three.AAAAAHHHHHH" her scream could be heard for miles but there was no one there to hear it. "Ok very good, except for the ear drum splitting scream." It pressed it's finger in the middle of her back and relief spread through her whole body, starting from the center out to her fingertips and toes. "Wow, I feel much better. Thank you" She jumped up and stretched her limbs "Well got to go find everyone see ya" She walked towards the opening of the cave. "Wait" it said as it pulled off it's hood "don't you want to know my name?"

"Umm. not really" She looked back and saw it was a guy. He had black hair, black eyes and cute round glasses on his nose. "Well, I'm gonna tell you anyway. It's Haitani, what's your name?" "I never told you to tell me yours so I am not telling you mine" "Please? I don't get much company and I'd really like to actually know a person's name" All of a sudden a flower popped out from his hand out of nowhere. "It's Uchida Yukari. Bye!" She walked out of the cave and looked up into the sun, then the outline of a person's body blocked the sun somewhat. "Huh? What the hell.." She never got to finish because it came straight for her. She turned and ran as fast as she could away from the falling person. He landed about five centimeters from her heel and made a huge crater in the ground. "OOOwwwwwww" he whined "Why'd she hit me so hard?" "Hey Keitaro!! What'd you do this time?" Haitani asked "Nothing, all I did was try to give her back her textbook through that hole in my ceiling" "And instead you saw her" "yeah yeah yeah, you know the drill. But this time she got really pissed and threw me through the roof all the way here" "You ok mister?" Yukari yelled at him. There was blood going down his face at a rapid speed.