The Wrong Girl
Disclaimer: I do not own escaflowne or love hina yadda yadda yadda….
Chapter 24??? (I seriously don't know what chapter. Kinda sad)
A/N: I deleted the author's notes and this is the last chapter. Enjoy!
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* In Japan *
"AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!" CRASH!!! THUD! "Oooooowwwwwww. That hurt, hmm?" Keitaro looked around the room and noticed it was morning and that this wasn't his room. It was Naru's. "Uh oh…" The door to the room slid open.
"EWWWWW! Keitaros in Naru's room! Hey everybody Keitaros in Naru's room!! HEHEHEHEHE" Su yelled down the hall obviously waking everyone up.
"Sempai? How could you?" Shinobu breaks into tears and runs back down the hall into her room.
"PERV!" Sara yells at him while drop kicking him
"Wait! Hold on, I never… Aaahhhhhhh" Keitaro starts but then Motoko appeared in the doorway with fire in her eyes.
"This is the LAST time you do something like this, you are outta here!" Motoko hits him with her special technique and Keitaro goes flying into the air and crashes back down into the same room.
"How many times do you have to do this?" Naru stood in front of him and as he got up she punched him up through the ceiling into the hot springs.
"You'd think they'd miss ya, but noooooo…" Keitaro said after he spat out water
"Oh hello Kei-kun" Mutsumi said in her airy voice
"Why?" Keitaro said and that was the last thing he said before being barraged with missiles from Su. (A/N: Sorry to anyone that didn't read or watch this series yet. But it's just too funny, at least I think)
* On Gaea *
"So what's new?" Yukari asked Hitomi
"Well we now know where the Zaibach forces are located, and we know their weak spot" Hitomi answered
"So where are they located and what's their weak spot?"
"Oh yeah, that'd help. Ummm… They're in the Pallas mountain valley thing and their weak spot is the very tip of the Vione. They're ship if you didn't know"
"I was actually in the Pallas forest and met some witches. They were nice and got me back here, maybe we can ask them for help" Yukari offered
"No, we must do this by ourselves. We cannot put other peoples in danger in the least bit, because if they help us then they're brought into the situation" Van said "and could we get a little help in here? We're running out of questions to ask" Out of nowhere a crash is heard and some sobbing.
"What was that?" Yukari asked
"Oh, I see he found the china basin we hid. We or rather Hitomi cut Allen's hair. Then he was extremely dangerous out and about so we locked him in his room without his sword" Van replied
"All of a sudden I don't want to hang out with you anymore, but that must've been extremely funny" Yukari said
"Yes it was, now get in here. Wait; didn't you fall off the side of the ship? Oh well, I don't care how you survived or even got back here, just come in here" Van said very quickly and urgently. They walked into the room and it was a mess. A chair was lying broken on the floor and the window was open, rather would have been open if it didn't have someone trying to get through it. They were half stuck and couldn't get their waist through the small window.
"Who do we have here? You're dressed like this guy I met, but he was much skinnier and cuter than this guy" Yukari exclaimed
"Gee thanks!" A muffled voice replied
"No problem" Yukari answered
"Just push me out! I don't want to live" Shirai said
"No! You are not going anywhere" Van said
"Here Lord Van, let me try" Gadess said. The king backed away and Gadess smeared oil all over Shirai. Then Gadess pulled Shirai easily out of the window. "Well then I guess you should help in setting the co-ordinates for this mountain valley, lets go" Gadess escorted Shirai out of the room and into the bridge. They passed Allen's door and he was still crying like a baby sniffling and sulking, his back against the door.
"I wonder what he would be like if he joined the army" Yukari said
"Why?" Van said
"Oh well on earth when you join the army they shave your head if you're a guy. If you're a woman they let you keep it at a certain length" Yukari explained
"Well then he'd just have to keep it at a certain length" Van said chuckling to himself. Yukari gave him a puzzling look. "You know because he's a girl!"
" Ok… right!" Yukari said in reply.
* Twenty minutes later *
"There's the ship. Lets aim our cannons at the very tip of the Vione and that will be that. It'll blow up, correct?" Van said as he turned to the very apprehensive Shirai "Correct?"
"Yes, of course" Shirai said shifting nervously from foot to foot.
"Ok,Gadess?" Van said
"Yes, Lord Van?" Gadess asked
"Get the cannons aimed and ready to fire" Van ordered
"Yes sir" He walked over to the intercom and spoke into it "Cannon one ready?"
"Cannon one is go" a crew member said (A/N: I've only seen one war movie. That was in German class, and it was Das Boot (boat) so hehehehe it's kinda lame)
"Cannon two through four ready to fire?"
"Cannon two through four is go" a different crew member said
"Cannon one… Fire!" Gadess commanded SHOOM… Bang!
"Cannons two through four… Fire!" SHOOM, SHOOM, SHOOM!!! Bang, Bang, Bang!!! The Vione's tip plus the whole middle blew up and the debris was coming their way. "Everyone, brace yourselves. The debris is headed towards us, we'll try to get away but if we don't get ready for the worst" Gadess said as they turned around and put the ship on full speed trying to outrun the debris. One rock came and landed right on their wing, the ship spiraled and went down.
Everyone was holding on to something, except for Yukari. She fell backward through the glass pane and tried to grab onto the ship. Van took out his wings and flew downwards to catch Yukari, but before he could reach her the ship turned another way and trapped him and everyone else hopelessly captured. All except Yukari, which was still in mid-air falling.
"AH!" Yukari uttered, as she shot up out of bed. She was breathing hard and her eyes weren't focused. When she could see she saw Hitomi leaning over the side of her bed, eyes full with concern.
"Are you ok Yukari? You look like you just saw a ghost" Hitomi said to Yukari
"Where am I?" Yukari asked
"In my room, look it's 2:00am and we've got midterms coming up tomorrow so better sleep for the next couple hours, ok?" Hitomi said between yawns
"So it was all a dream, whew! Thank god it was a dream or else everyone would be dead" Yukari exclaimed
"What have you been dreaming of? Oh, can I have my pendant back? I completely forgot about it until now"
"Why only until now?"
"Because you're wearing it, remember I told you to hold it for me for the race?"
"That seemed like such a long time ago now"
"I'm not even going to ask. But I think you've been thinking about Amano too much, you Amano lover"
"Am not! I am not and never will be!"
"We'll see about that, Amano lover"
"Grrrrr! Take that!" Yukari threw her pillow at Hitomi and lied back down.
"Go to sleep, we've got to do well on those tests!"
"Since when have you cared about tests?"
"Since now, so sleep child sleep!"
Yukari gave Hitomi a glare so evil, but unfortunately she couldn't see it.
A/N: Ahhhhh…DONE!! Ha! My first fic that's done. YAY! * Balloons shower from ceiling and poppers go off * well I suppose this is the end and I don't think anyone enjoyed this by the turnout of the reviews but there's still time!! Get them in now before time runs out! The whole Amano lover spawned from a little joke my friends like to play on me. They don't call me by my first name anymore, but OK also this is my longest chapter yet… see ya! ^_^