The Adventure of Potato Gimli - The Two Potato Sacks
A/N: this is the sequel to The Adventure Chocolate Legolas and if you wanna read that then it should be around here somewhere!
Disclaimer: all names etc. belong to JRR Tolkien and I am doing this for fun and not making any money from it. No offence is meant to jellybeans, potato sacks, and anything else mentioned in this story. And the song (Addicted) Legolas sings belongs to Simple Plan.
Chapter 1
It was a warm, sunny day and this was very unusual for early January. The strawberry sun was high in the clear blue sky and birds sang happily in the trees. Potato Gimli was wandering across a lettuce field looking for his friend Chocolate Legolas. He thought he would be here as ever since they had arrived home from the Uneating Lands Legolas had become obsessed with making things out of lettuce leaves. Now he had not only a cloak but a pair of shoes (dyed pink with fluffy bits and ridiculously high heels.), a new handbag (again pink and fluffy but with many glittering sequins stuck on to give it that extra sparkle) and many other weird and wonderful things and to be honest Gimli was getting rather worried about him.
He found Legolas lying on his back singing to a pair of gloves…"I'm trying to forget that I'm addicted to you, but I want it and I need it, I'm addicted to you…"
"Ahem." Gimli cleared his throat as Legolas looked up at his friend. "When you are done singing to that pair of gloves…"
"These aren't just any old gloves, Gimli!" Legolas interrupted, "They are made of the finest Lettuce leaves in all Middle-Dinner Plate."
"Yes of course they are Legolas," Gimli tried to keep the sarcasm out of his voice. "But back to what I was saying. Gandalf the Celery Stick has arrived and he says he wants a word with you."
"Well I am afraid he is just going to have to wait until I am done singing to my gloves." The Chocolate Button said stubbornly.
But Potato Gimli wasn't in the mood for his friend's excuses and he grabbed hold of Legolas' foot and began to drag him back towards the Elf's house, kicking and screaming.
A/N: this is the sequel to The Adventure Chocolate Legolas and if you wanna read that then it should be around here somewhere!
Disclaimer: all names etc. belong to JRR Tolkien and I am doing this for fun and not making any money from it. No offence is meant to jellybeans, potato sacks, and anything else mentioned in this story. And the song (Addicted) Legolas sings belongs to Simple Plan.
Chapter 1
It was a warm, sunny day and this was very unusual for early January. The strawberry sun was high in the clear blue sky and birds sang happily in the trees. Potato Gimli was wandering across a lettuce field looking for his friend Chocolate Legolas. He thought he would be here as ever since they had arrived home from the Uneating Lands Legolas had become obsessed with making things out of lettuce leaves. Now he had not only a cloak but a pair of shoes (dyed pink with fluffy bits and ridiculously high heels.), a new handbag (again pink and fluffy but with many glittering sequins stuck on to give it that extra sparkle) and many other weird and wonderful things and to be honest Gimli was getting rather worried about him.
He found Legolas lying on his back singing to a pair of gloves…"I'm trying to forget that I'm addicted to you, but I want it and I need it, I'm addicted to you…"
"Ahem." Gimli cleared his throat as Legolas looked up at his friend. "When you are done singing to that pair of gloves…"
"These aren't just any old gloves, Gimli!" Legolas interrupted, "They are made of the finest Lettuce leaves in all Middle-Dinner Plate."
"Yes of course they are Legolas," Gimli tried to keep the sarcasm out of his voice. "But back to what I was saying. Gandalf the Celery Stick has arrived and he says he wants a word with you."
"Well I am afraid he is just going to have to wait until I am done singing to my gloves." The Chocolate Button said stubbornly.
But Potato Gimli wasn't in the mood for his friend's excuses and he grabbed hold of Legolas' foot and began to drag him back towards the Elf's house, kicking and screaming.