Many thanks people! I'm glad you like this. Here's chapter two!

'thought'

(Alucard Telepathy)

{Cromwell Telepathy}

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Integra Wingates Hellsing was just released from her imprisonment. She now spends all of her time reading and signing reports about the Tower of London incident. Only taking breaks to use the restroom and to eat. She was now taking a small break for her afternoon tea…

"Damn you Pikachu! Thunderbolt!"

But she currently isn't doing that at the moment. Integra is playing Pokemon on her gameboy color. Yes, she has a gameboy color. How hard is it to believe that? She keeps it hidden from everyone else by hiding it in her desk when not in use. She wouldn't tell you she has one if you ask her though. Not even in the worst torture. Her reputation of being the emotionless, cold ruler of Hellsing would be at stake!

"Hello Sir Hellsing. How are we this glorious night?"

Before Alucard fully appeared Integra put the gameboy under her giant pile of documents on her desk. She hoped Alucard didn't see it.

"What do you want Alucard? I'm busy."

"Why Master! Do I need a reason to see you?"

"You only come here when you want something or you have a mission. So spit it out or leave."

"Well…Master. It's been quite a while since…Cromwell had a run. Can he have a few days to…stretch his legs?"

"No."

"Sir Integra, may I ask why not?"

"I don't want a hellhound running around in my organization. I have a reputation to up hold!"

"…Fine. Have it your way… And a good evening to you Sir Hellsing."

With a huge smile Alucard's presence left Integra's office. Afterwards with a small sigh she took her gameboy out from under the documents.

"…Why won't you just kill that creature? You stupid little rat type thing…"

(Master, you do know that Pikachu can't defeat Onyx right?)

"…ALUCARD!"

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{That was productive oh great one! What next? Prank calls?}

Alucard went back to his chamber to think of another plan and to talk to his ever annoying, but lovable Cromwell.

(Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Half the reason I'm insane is because of you! All you ever do is talk…talk…and talk some more.)

{Your point?}

(…I hate you…)

{Same here buddy!}

(Hellsing has denied your lame request of a vacation, so leave me alone till I need you.)

{You maimed me…Oh! It hurts! My heart! How can you be so cruel?}

(And you call me melodramatic?)

{If I had a middle finger I would be giving you it right now.}

(If I let you out without permission…What exactly would the consequences be?)

{I would run around a few days, come back, and everyone would live happily ever after…}

(You scare me sometimes.)

{Why, thank you Master! I'm flattered! Really I am! But why not talk to Hellsing about…I don't know…a gameboy?}

(And if I refuse oh little fuzzy one?)

{A few days after you have bitten Ceras you wanted to see what made her mind tick. You then-}

(Okay! I'll do it.) 'Damn miserable little piece of…'

{I love you too!}

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I do not own Hellsing or Gameboy. Gameboy belong to Nintendo.

What do you think of Cromwell? Good or bad personality? What is the threat Cromwell promises Alucard if his demands are not met? Will Alucard succeed with his Gameboy blackmail scheme?