Disclaimer: I own only the names, not the companies or character
personality stuff. I own the concept of the bags and secret sauce.
All my work and characters and personalities in my writing shall go to the
people mentioned it the list in my profile.
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Summary: This is a fanfiction made to be a very short parody of Pirates of the Caribbean!
I can't write that well, but this is enough to make me happy.
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One: THE ONLY CHAPTER HERE!!!!
Once, there was a restaurant called the Black Eyed Pea. This was the
only restaurant of its kind. It had ice furnishing. Taupe on the outside, and an
assortment of colors on the inside. But this restaurant had a curse upon it of
a fearful sort: Every time someone ate there, at said restaurant, they would
turn into parrots.
Soon the town of Jellybeans (see, that was the name of the town:
Jellybeans) had half of the town's population turned into parrots, and that is
quite a lot, since there were only 75 people living there in the town. Soon,
the remaining people started complaining to Bob Surfer, the assistant of Mr.
Glown, the electrician. He went to college in the next town, and was back
for the summer. Anyways, they were complaining about all the noise the
TALKING parrots were making. If they had asked me, then I would have
said TBSS (Too bad, so sad.) Anyways, he liked the mayor's daughter,
Sally, and for a while he didn't care, as long as Sally wasn't hurt.
Well, one day, he ran he ran into the Black Eyed Pea's former
manager, Phil Swallows, and good ol' Phil said that he had seen Sally go
into the Black Eyed Pea with some college friends. See, he used to own the
Black Eyed Pea, but his best chef told him to get lost, so the stupid workers
carried him to Mickey D's across the street. While this happened, he saw
that all the workers had stolen some tater chips from a vending machine, and
the secret sauce had been spilled. Only by the light of the refrigerator are
they shown for what the really are: PARROTS! The stolen bags had to be
replaced, and the secret sauce remade in order for them to be real men. (I'm
a REAL boy! *Nose grows 50 inches*)
Anyways, Bob had the last bag. His dad had given it to him when he
walked by ad saw the unopened bag on the ground. Bob had to make the
secret sauce and spill it on (or in) the tater chip bag and put it back in the
little vending machine. Problem was, the vending machine was in Wally
World, and the closest one was in Hershey's Kisses, the town across the
highway. Again, TBSS.
Anyways, he made the secret sauce (not so secret no more) and put it
in the bag and tried to run across the highway, but was almost run over.
Finally, he started using his thick head, and got in his car and drove to
Hershey's Kisses with Phil.
He dropped the bag into the vending machine slot. Finally Phil got his
restaurant back from the head chef, who was fired. Bob became the co-
manager of the Black Eyed Pea. He and Sally got together (HAHAHA!) and
graduated the next year.
The End. or is it? [insert scary music here.]
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Okay, don't ask why I did this. It was for my English class in the eighth
grade, so I decided to put it up here. I might do another one, depending on
my mood.
Okay, Will's name in this is Bob, since, well, Will is also Bill, and the name
'Bill' reminded me of 'Bob', so there.
Jack is Phil, since 'Jack and Jill' and 'Phil' rhymes with 'Jill' so. yeah.
Elizabeth is Sally, since I don't know. It just came to me. I'm odd
sometimes.
Mr. Brown shall be known as 'Mr. Glown'. Brown: Glown. You get it.
Okay, Jellybeans is for Caribbean, and since one place is named for a candy,
the other is, too.
Black Eyed Pea= Black Pearl. 'Nuff said.
Wally World: I love this place. So I used it. No one at the store really cared,
since it's called 'Wally World' and not 'WalMart'.
CLICK THE PURDY BUTTON! PLEASE!
personality stuff. I own the concept of the bags and secret sauce.
All my work and characters and personalities in my writing shall go to the
people mentioned it the list in my profile.
'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'
Summary: This is a fanfiction made to be a very short parody of Pirates of the Caribbean!
I can't write that well, but this is enough to make me happy.
`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`
One: THE ONLY CHAPTER HERE!!!!
Once, there was a restaurant called the Black Eyed Pea. This was the
only restaurant of its kind. It had ice furnishing. Taupe on the outside, and an
assortment of colors on the inside. But this restaurant had a curse upon it of
a fearful sort: Every time someone ate there, at said restaurant, they would
turn into parrots.
Soon the town of Jellybeans (see, that was the name of the town:
Jellybeans) had half of the town's population turned into parrots, and that is
quite a lot, since there were only 75 people living there in the town. Soon,
the remaining people started complaining to Bob Surfer, the assistant of Mr.
Glown, the electrician. He went to college in the next town, and was back
for the summer. Anyways, they were complaining about all the noise the
TALKING parrots were making. If they had asked me, then I would have
said TBSS (Too bad, so sad.) Anyways, he liked the mayor's daughter,
Sally, and for a while he didn't care, as long as Sally wasn't hurt.
Well, one day, he ran he ran into the Black Eyed Pea's former
manager, Phil Swallows, and good ol' Phil said that he had seen Sally go
into the Black Eyed Pea with some college friends. See, he used to own the
Black Eyed Pea, but his best chef told him to get lost, so the stupid workers
carried him to Mickey D's across the street. While this happened, he saw
that all the workers had stolen some tater chips from a vending machine, and
the secret sauce had been spilled. Only by the light of the refrigerator are
they shown for what the really are: PARROTS! The stolen bags had to be
replaced, and the secret sauce remade in order for them to be real men. (I'm
a REAL boy! *Nose grows 50 inches*)
Anyways, Bob had the last bag. His dad had given it to him when he
walked by ad saw the unopened bag on the ground. Bob had to make the
secret sauce and spill it on (or in) the tater chip bag and put it back in the
little vending machine. Problem was, the vending machine was in Wally
World, and the closest one was in Hershey's Kisses, the town across the
highway. Again, TBSS.
Anyways, he made the secret sauce (not so secret no more) and put it
in the bag and tried to run across the highway, but was almost run over.
Finally, he started using his thick head, and got in his car and drove to
Hershey's Kisses with Phil.
He dropped the bag into the vending machine slot. Finally Phil got his
restaurant back from the head chef, who was fired. Bob became the co-
manager of the Black Eyed Pea. He and Sally got together (HAHAHA!) and
graduated the next year.
The End. or is it? [insert scary music here.]
``''``''``''``''``''``''``''``''``
Okay, don't ask why I did this. It was for my English class in the eighth
grade, so I decided to put it up here. I might do another one, depending on
my mood.
Okay, Will's name in this is Bob, since, well, Will is also Bill, and the name
'Bill' reminded me of 'Bob', so there.
Jack is Phil, since 'Jack and Jill' and 'Phil' rhymes with 'Jill' so. yeah.
Elizabeth is Sally, since I don't know. It just came to me. I'm odd
sometimes.
Mr. Brown shall be known as 'Mr. Glown'. Brown: Glown. You get it.
Okay, Jellybeans is for Caribbean, and since one place is named for a candy,
the other is, too.
Black Eyed Pea= Black Pearl. 'Nuff said.
Wally World: I love this place. So I used it. No one at the store really cared,
since it's called 'Wally World' and not 'WalMart'.
CLICK THE PURDY BUTTON! PLEASE!