The Yuri Card Capture (A CardCaptor Sakura Lemon, with several crossover

cameos)

By the Reanimated Raynor (Reanimated_Raynor@interactive.rogers.com,

Ryn0r@hotmail.com)

Notes:

This is set right after Yamato Gun III. Read it.

To refresh your memory, during YGIII Tomoyo and Sakura use the Yuri

Card, originally cooked up by Erica Friedman, in a Lemon scene. After

that, at dinner on the Hyperion II, Tomoyo mentions that she keeps the

video with her, and of course Raynor wants to see it. Tomoyo says "That

can wait another day, Raynor. I think the whole thing with the powers is

just starting to warm up." This is another day.

This is a Lemon, so 18+, or whatever the legal age is where you're

sitting, be it computer, Palm Pilot or clone, or TV (For Interactive TV

users like me).

Let's go down the list of characters I'm using that I don't own...

Everyone from CCS and the fan-created Yuri card (Property of Erica

Friedman), everyone from Sailor Moon (Ami and Usagi in this case),

everyone from Digimon (Kari and Yolei in this case), and everyone from

StarCraft (This fic is still set in the StarCraft universe, by the way).

I don't own anyone from the Nintendo Universes.

Wait a minute, you say? Nintendo universes?

You'll see. This is why I consider myself the interconnectedness God.

¯¯¯¯¯———_____The Yuri Card Capture_____———¯¯¯¯¯

Holodeck #2, 1400 hours, May 26, 2503

The six girls walked in to the Holodeck, Raynor following. "So

why are we always using Holodeck 2?" Tomoyo asked. "I mean, 1 isn't in

use, is it?"

"Actually, it is. Just not by any real people."

"What are you talking about?" Ami asked. "You're doing the

equivalent of leaving a car running while you go shopping. What's the

point?"

"A deal with old friends."

"...What?" Kari said. "If I'm reading what you're saying

right...you know a character you created on the Holodeck a little too

well."

"You could say that." Raynor sighed. "It's a long story."

"We've got nothing but time." Sakura said.

"True. Guess I should start at the beginning."

¯¯¯---___

I created a program based on a mid-late 20th century television

show called Mystery Science Theatre. But I didn't use the standard cast

of Tom Servo, Joel Robinson and Crow T. Robot. Not by a long shot. What

I did was, I spliced in the main characters from the Mario series of

video games by Nintendo. So I had Mario, Luigi and Peach in there, with

Bowser and Kamek replacing Dr. Clayton Forrester and TV's Frank. I

figured I could have Bowser 'send' the characters fics, have them MiST

them, and watch the MiSTings at my leisure.

Unfortunately, I had a problem with what to them was the fourth

wall. I had most of the seasons planned out before I started MiSTing, so

I couldn't wait to get them off and running. So I came on the

Satellite's comm system, dropping hints and foreshadowing along the way.

Now, Mystery Science Theatre's Invention Exchange never took off

on my 'show'. It was scrapped midway into the first season, probably

because neither Bowser nor the cast of the Mario series had much

experience making inventions on such a short deadline. But during the

time they were doing the Exchange, two powerful inventions proved to be

a real kick in the teeth as far as my plan for the 'show' went.

The first was an invention called the Matrix Boy, and it was a

modification of the chairs used in a series of late 20th century movies

called The Matrix. They hooked up to the various Nintendo Console

platforms, and then transported the user into the game, almost like the

Holodeck only inside your own mind. The Matrix Boy also worked like the

chairs in the Matrix; you could get hurt or die if you did so on-screen.

The second was a gun-like device called the Q-scope, named after

the character on Star Trek who gave its inspiration, according to

Bowser. Basically it makes the user omnipotent. It's thought-activated,

what it does at a given time at least, and then the trigger makes it do

whatever the user wants it to.

During the second season of MiSTings, which would be numbers

14-27, Mario and the others were MiSTing things I myself have written. I

figure I can take a bit of criticism when I need to. And besides, I

don't trust too well the opinion of someone you can demote just by

saying so. The problem was, I happened to get on the bad side of Bowser

during an argument over a particular MiST, and he brought me into the

show.

To preserve the timeline and not force the crash of the entire

program I had worked months on, I played along like it was a normal

thing, like it was planned for me to insert myself into the show, and

went along with Bowser's plans of MiSTing fics by myself. That is, until

Bowser realized the particular series of fics I wrote was unfinished,

and gave himself a heart attack arguing with me over why I should stay

on the satellite. The deal was that if I could sit through the rest of

the series of fics by myself, I could leave. Anyway, I compromised with

Kamek, since I couldn't really argue with him, and went through the rest

of the season with only one incident worth mentioning, and that is that

during a particular fic, I almost caused another crash of the system.

I had written a fic after I had completed the program, fully

expecting to MiST it, and to give the facade of being from the 20th

century, because that's where the show was set, I wrote something saying

that the reader could MiST this himself, and to not be discouraged just

because I MiSTed it myself. That caused a Paradox fail and the program

terminated.

After reading up on my Temporal Mechanics, so I could figure out

an explanation for why it happened, I reset the program to continue on

with the original program, and having Kamek chew us out thoroughly for

having brought about the near destruction of the universe, Kamek himself

using the Q-Scope to bring it back from Limbo. So I was able to preserve

the timeline.

During the second season--you have to realize, not being able to

go out of the timeline of my show, to stay 'in character', made me a bit

stir-crazy--I ended up in bed with Peach Toadstool. That proved to be

more than a bit costly, as I started to bond with the characters,

knowing what I'm putting them through firsthand. That's why, when it

came time to bring me back, I tricked Bowser, who had recovered from his

heart attack using the Q-Scope, thanks to Kamek, into sending the cast

of the show 'back' with me.

So now I had the holo-characters on the Hyperion itself. This

was after I met up with Matt's timeline, but before Kerrigan's demise.

So I transported them back into the Holodeck, but remade it so they were

still in their quarters on the Hyperion instead of on the satellite.

There, I made it that Kerrigan captured us and got me to MiST the fic

I wanted them to, and got me to MiST a fic by myself, in another

theatre. Really, I just walked out of the Deck and came out about the

time that the others did. Then I made it so Zeratul, aboard the

Hyperion, and Artanis, with the Protoss in the Gantrithor II, came and

rescued us. So I had a lot going here. I had it so we went into the

HoloHyperion's Holodeck, which is a Holodeck within a Holodeck right

now, and continue the show. After the season ended I made it that Bowser

found out what happened and brought the Nintendo cast back into the

Satellite.

After the fifth season, which was basically a last shot by most

or all the authors of the previous seasons, Bowser slipped up and

brought Luigi in to his Keep, and he challenged Bowser to a duel in a

Matrix Boy game of Smash Bros. Melee. Luigi ended up winning, and then

used the Q-Scope to transport them back to Mushroom Kingdom.

By then I had made far too much of a bond with the characters to

simply say 'End Program'. So I made it that every so often Kamek would

come in with some new plan, being the new Leader of the Koopas, and

Mario and friends would save the day. That's where it's running to this

date.

¯¯¯---___

"Epic." Ami commented.

"Incredibly epic." Tomoyo agreed.

"Are you planning to end the thing, or are you just going to let

it run forever?" Usagi asked.

"I don't know. I guess, unless I need the power or something, I

can let it run." Raynor replied.

"I might have to see those." Sakura said. "You know, just to

compare styles, things like that."

"They're logged in as NiST, then the season number, then the

show number. Anyway..." Raynor turned to Tomoyo. "The video?"

"The video." Tomoyo said as she pulled it out from her pocket.

Raynor took it. "Computer, please create one large projection

TV, dating no later than 2004."

The computer blipped and a huge TV appeared. "Uh, I'm assuming

you have your camcorder with you?"

"Yeah."

"Good...Here, you set it up. I won't know what to hook up to

what." Raynor said, handing the video back to Tomoyo.

"'K." Tomoyo replied, taking the video, quickly setting up the

connections and putting the video in.

¯¯¯---___

The camera spun wildly as it was turned on, and it centred on a

girl who seemed to be in pink-and-white, kissing Sakura with lots of

passion. It was just outside the School, at about 5:30 when nobody was

around. Sakura quickly pushed away. "What are you doing?! Who are you?"

She said.

"It's a card, Sakura! The Yuri card!" Kero said, flying out from

Sakura's backpack.

"The Yuri card?" Sakura repeated meekly.

"Yes!"

"Great. How am I supposed to capture a card that wants to--

whoa!" Sakura said before she was brought into a kiss again, this time

with a bear hug to accompany it to prevent Sakura from going anywhere.

Sakura's eyes glazed over slightly, and started to glow pink. The Card

released its bear hug, instead simply wrapping her arms around Sakura.

Sakura returned the gesture, now kissing back with as much passion as

she could muster. The camera started to shake a little as Tomoyo's grip

faltered a bit.

The shaking started to get more violent. "STOP IT!" Tomoyo

yelled from off-camera. But she couldn't stop her emotions from taking

over, and she continued on, yelling "SHE'S MINE!"

At that point Sakura snapped out of her trance, her eyes

returning to normal. The Yuri Card broke the kiss, and then flew towards

Tomoyo. Tomoyo screamed, not knowing what was going to happen to her.

At the last possible second a pink streak flew up and knocked

the Card out of Tomoyo's path, sending both bodies into a jumble of arms

and legs. One of them landed on top of the other, and then initiated a

kiss.

"Tomoyo! are you alright?" Sakura said, running up to Tomoyo.

"Yeah, I'm fine." Tomoyo replied, continuing to film the two

girls as she did. "Who's the other girl?"

"Mirror."

"Oh, so that's why it looks like the same person!"

"Yeah. And now that it's subdued enough, I can capture it."

"It is? Looks pretty active to me."

"Yuri's the one on the bottom, Tomoyo."

"...Oh."

The light seemed to drain from the picture as Sakura commanded

"Yuri Card! Return to your card! CONFINE!" and swung her staff at the

air, making a metallic whack and sending the Yuri Card back into its

true form. Sakura then returned Mirror to its card form and put it away.

"The Yuri Card." Sakura said, looking at the image on the card

she held. "Tell me, Tomoyo--what exactly did you mean when you said

'She's mine'?"

Again the camera started to shake, but this time because Tomoyo

was starting to cry. "I didn't mean to say it, Sakura--it kind of--"

Tomoyo started sobbing audibly. "I h-had wanted to tell-l you...

but n-not like this..."

"Hey, it's Ok, Tomoyo. I don't have a problem with being yours."

"What?" Came the reply from both Tomoyo and Kero.

"Well, I'm not completely dense. I knew how Tomoyo felt long

before today. I sort of indulged her, letting her design her costumes

for me, making her happy." Sakura explained to Kero. "And as I did, I

sort of realized why I was being so consistently nice. Why I was doing

all these things for her. I realized I loved her, too."

"And you never bothered to tell me this?" Tomoyo asked.

"Well, I figured you might think I was humouring you or

something. I had planned for a little more of a wait until I told you,

you know, find an opportune time--but I guess it's now."

"I-I'm speechless. This all feels like such a dream."

"It's not a dream, we went through that card already." Sakura

said jokingly. "But..." She leaned in close, whispering. "Maybe you

could come over to my house, not bring Kero and...maybe try out that

Card?"

"What? What did you say?" Kero said.

Sakura started walking with Tomoyo, holding her hand, and

ignoring Kero. "Hey, Sakura! What did you say? Sakura! Don't ignore me

like this!"

¯¯¯---___

Tomoyo got up and stopped the tape. "The next part I'm not even

going to pretend to be Ok with showing you five. No offense, but it's

kinda special."

"We understand." Usagi said. "The love of two people is always

sacred, no matter who the people are."

"_Right_, Raynor?" Ami asked Raynor exaggeratedly.

"Oh, yeah, sure." Raynor said, sounding quite dejected.

"Don't hesitate to vocalize your opinion on that, now." Sakura

said sarcastically.

Then Tomoyo whispered in Sakura's ear. "What?!" Sakura said, her

eyes widening. "Are you crazy?"

"Well, Raynor _did_ let us stay here. I figure we owe him."

"...Alright."

"You had a change of heart?" Raynor said, hopeful.

"Not exactly."

"Oh."

"Don't worry, you'll still be happy."

Raynor's eyebrows almost made it to the other side of his head.

"To quote you, Sakura: 'Hoeee...'"

¯¯¯---___

Captain's Quarters, the Hyperion II--2000 hours, May 26, 2503

Raynor was busy watching Mario and crew trounce Kamek for what

seemed to be the millionth time when he got a signal from Sakura's and

Tomoyo's room. "Hey, Raynor." Tomoyo said over the comm system.

"Hey. What's up?" Raynor replied.

"You remember when I said I owed you? We're even. I'm sending

over a video for you."

"Really? What kind of video?"

"The kind you happen to be thinking of. You remember when I said

the eye thing was an aftereffect? Here's what it's an aftereffect _of_."

"Oh." Raynor said, his eyebrows hitting the ceiling.

"We're even now. You're welcome."

"Thanks." Raynor said before severing the link and pulling up

the video.

¯¯¯———___

End.

If you read YGIII, you should know what happens in the scene, so

that's why I didn't screendump it.

Ryn--aw, what the hell. Here you go.

¯¯¯———___

Sakura's/Tomoyo's Quarters, The Hyperion II--4:50 PM, May 16,

2003

Sakura was barely through the door when Tomoyo pounced on her,

almost tackling her to the bed.

Tomoyo: Do you know how aroused you got me?

Sakura: Well, I do now...And I think you elbowed me in the

stomach.

Tomoyo: Sorry.

Sakura: (Cheshire cat grin) Well, no time like the present to

help you with your arousal problem.

Tomoyo: Think we can pick up where we left off? Oh, wait...no

bubble bath. Never mind.

Sakura: Oh, I think some bubble bath could be arranged.

Computer?

The computer blipped.

Sakura: Is there a replicator-type device in this quarters?

Computer: Affirmative. It is the glowing rectangle on your

right.

Sakura looked right. There was a shelf enclosed in a rectangle

of light, glowing a sea green.

Sakura: Pretty. Thanks, Computer.

Tomoyo: How'd you know about the computer or the replicator?

Sakura: Easy. You remember that DVD box set of that North

American show Star Trek: The Next Generation you got me for Christmas? I

think this ship was based on it.

Tomoyo: Really? We'll have to ask Raynor if it was.

Sakura: If we remember this conversation. Anyway... (Walks up to

the replicator) Bubble bath, cherry scented.

The computer blipped and a futuristic-looking bottle of bubble

bath materialized.

Tomoyo: Cool.

Sakura: Shall we?

Tomoyo: Let's shall.

Both girls walked to the bathroom. Sakura put the plug in the

tub and turned on the tap, and barely had time to turn around before

Tomoyo kissed her with a passion that surprised Sakura.

Sakura: (Thinking) Boy, Tomoyo wasn't kidding...

Sakura quickly got her wits about her again and kissed back,

both girls slipping their tongues into each other's mouths. Sakura

wrapped her arms around Tomoyo's waist; Tomoyo wrapped hers around

Sakura's neck. They stood there, kissing, for a couple of minutes.

Sakura: (Still kissing) ...mmm...mmmMMM! (breaks the kiss) Two

things we forgot.

Tomoyo: (Dreamy voice) What's that...?

Sakura: One, the door's not locked. Two, the tub's almost full.

Tomoyo: (Snapping out of it) Oh.

Sakura: I'll go lock the door. You get in the tub, I'll be right

there.

Sakura went out the door while Tomoyo turned off the tub. Tomoyo

then stripped, and went in.

Tomoyo: Contented Sigh (Thinking) This is the life. In an

alternate universe, aboard a flying city, but it's still the life. The

only thing it's missing is--

Sakura walked through the door, completely naked, with one card

in her hand and her staff in the other.

Tomoyo: (Thinking with a big grin) --Sakura with the Yuri card.

And not a piece of clothing in sight.

Sakura: You ready?

Tomoyo: I've been ready since five hours ago.

Sakura: (flipping the card into the air and swinging her staff)

Yuri card! Create the perfect romantic atmosphere for Tomoyo and I!

YURI! (Hits the card in air with her staff)

The card explodes into a pink fireworks display, putting the

room into a pink haze. Both girls' eyes half-glazed over, with a pink

tinge to them. Sakura got in the tub.

Sakura: (Slightly out-of-it voice) I think it's time to finish

what I started, ne?

Tomoyo: Oh, please, Sakura...

Sakura kissed Tomoyo again, and slipped two fingers into her as

she did, causing Tomoyo to moan into Sakura's mouth. Sakura curled the

fingers upwards at the same time as she brought her palm up and stroked

Tomoyo's clit, causing Tomoyo to moan even louder. Sakura moved down to

Tomoyo's breasts and gently suckled on Tomoyo's right breast, gently

rubbing the other with her free hand. Tomoyo gasped loudly, lost in a

mixture of the haze, which brought her visual range to almost nothing,

and the extreme pleasure Sakura gave her.

It was too much for Tomoyo, and she came hard, calling out

Sakura's name as she did. Sakura didn't stop, however, and Tomoyo

climaxed a second time, again calling out Sakura's name. After a third

time, Sakura finally let Tomoyo rest.

Her forehead was sheened with sweat, and her hair was matted to

her head. She was breathing hard, but recovering fast because the pink

haze was rich with energy. Tomoyo's eyes now glowed pink now, the dim

light showing slightly in the haze.

Tomoyo: (Slightly out-of-it voice) Your turn...

Tomoyo flipped them over, so that Sakura was under Tomoyo.

Tomoyo took a deep breath, then dove under the water. Sakura gasped as

Tomoyo started to suck on Sakura's clit, slipping a finger into her

also. Sakura held Tomoyo's head firmly with both hands.

After a minute or two of this, Sakura felt a tap on her stomach.

They had agreed on this signal to be when the other was running out of

air. Sakura let Tomoyo's head go and she came to the surface with a

gasp, then dove down again. Sakura was close anyway, and came, moaning

loudly as she did. Tomoyo broke the surface and kissed Sakura, slipping

another finger into her. Sakura again came, clutching Tomoyo to her like

she never wanted her to leave. Tomoyo continued on, and Sakura had one

last climax before collapsing.

The pink haze disappeared, but the soft pink glow of Sakura's

and Tomoyo's eyes remained. Tomoyo lay on top of Sakura, nuzzling her

neck. The Yuri card reformed on the counter

Sakura: (Dreamily) Computer...Time...

computer: The time is 1729 hours.

Sakura: Mmm...good...was that a good finish, Tomoyo? ...Tomoyo?

Sakura looked down and saw Tomoyo asleep, a content look on her

face.

Sakura: My sentiments exactly.

¯¯¯———___

You're welcome.

RynØr