September 23rd - Very short entry today. Am in Shock.
Mrs Perzil returned Laundry in unusually Cheerful mood. Thought she had forgotten about complaints, re. Underpants not being White Enough.
Until checked Laundry, and discovered that Underpants, far from being White, were now delicate shade of Pink.
Fear that I may have lost the will to live; this fear, thankfully, alleviated by dear Hermione, but ability to Discuss Family Making very much impaired by vision of self in Pink Underwear.
Pink.
Pink.
Oh, dear Gods…