Harry Potter was on a trip to Hogsmeade to buy some new glasses.
Little did he know that the glasses he bought were
EEEEEEEEEEVEEEEEEEEEEL!!!!!! PURE EEEEEEEEEEEEVEEEEEEEEEEEEL!!!!!!!!
Harry Potter was in a shop in Hogsmeade buying some new glasses. He went into a nice little shop where great glasses were being sold. But for some strange reason, the shopkeeper was dressed as Satan. As Harry talked to him, he realized that the Satan-man was, indeed, a little mad. Harry decided to look for some more glasses anyway. He tried on some red, purple, and yellow glasses, but they made him look like a gay freak. Then, Crazy Satan-man came out of the back with a crate of new glasses. As soon as Harry saw the pair that he wanted, he grabbed them before anyone else could, although no one else was in the shop because they were afraid of Crazy Satan-man. "Oh, you chose that pair!" said Crazy Satan-man. "Yes, my plan is working! The great Harry Potter will now bow down to the lord Satan!!! Hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!" Crazy Satan-man cackled. Harry started to get scared and he paid and ran out of the Crazy Satan-man store.
Harry was excited about his new glasses. They were so frickin' awesome! He took them out of his bag and put them on his head. As soon as he did, he felt evil. He felt like worshipping Satan. So that's what he did. He worshipped Satan in front of the fire place until Hermione walked in. "Harry, what are you doing?" "I'm worshipping Satan! It's fun! You wanna do it too?" "Uuuuuuuuuuhhh, no thanks. Harry, Satan and Voldemort are brothers! You're giving Voldemort power!" Harry shrugged. "So? That's cool with me." "Harry, Voldemort has been trying to kill you all your life! Why are you worshipping his brother?" Harry started to feel mad. A little voice inside his head was saying, "Harry, I am your lord Satan-yeah, Voldemort is here too!-Oh, shut up, you stupid buffoon! Anyway, if you wish to remain loyal to me, kill the girl! Kill the girl! Kill the girl!" Yeah, Harry thought, I'll kill the girl! Harry took out his wand. Hermione screamed and plunged at him, knocking off his glasses. All of a sudden, he felt like a good person again. The voice said, "No! Put on the glasses! Put them on! Put them on!-yeah, put 'em on!-Will you shut up?" the voices argued as Harry realized the power of the glasses. He burnt them in the fire place and said good riddance. He became content with his boring glasses and killed Crazy Satan-man the next day. He was happy.
Harry Potter was in a shop in Hogsmeade buying some new glasses. He went into a nice little shop where great glasses were being sold. But for some strange reason, the shopkeeper was dressed as Satan. As Harry talked to him, he realized that the Satan-man was, indeed, a little mad. Harry decided to look for some more glasses anyway. He tried on some red, purple, and yellow glasses, but they made him look like a gay freak. Then, Crazy Satan-man came out of the back with a crate of new glasses. As soon as Harry saw the pair that he wanted, he grabbed them before anyone else could, although no one else was in the shop because they were afraid of Crazy Satan-man. "Oh, you chose that pair!" said Crazy Satan-man. "Yes, my plan is working! The great Harry Potter will now bow down to the lord Satan!!! Hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!" Crazy Satan-man cackled. Harry started to get scared and he paid and ran out of the Crazy Satan-man store.
Harry was excited about his new glasses. They were so frickin' awesome! He took them out of his bag and put them on his head. As soon as he did, he felt evil. He felt like worshipping Satan. So that's what he did. He worshipped Satan in front of the fire place until Hermione walked in. "Harry, what are you doing?" "I'm worshipping Satan! It's fun! You wanna do it too?" "Uuuuuuuuuuhhh, no thanks. Harry, Satan and Voldemort are brothers! You're giving Voldemort power!" Harry shrugged. "So? That's cool with me." "Harry, Voldemort has been trying to kill you all your life! Why are you worshipping his brother?" Harry started to feel mad. A little voice inside his head was saying, "Harry, I am your lord Satan-yeah, Voldemort is here too!-Oh, shut up, you stupid buffoon! Anyway, if you wish to remain loyal to me, kill the girl! Kill the girl! Kill the girl!" Yeah, Harry thought, I'll kill the girl! Harry took out his wand. Hermione screamed and plunged at him, knocking off his glasses. All of a sudden, he felt like a good person again. The voice said, "No! Put on the glasses! Put them on! Put them on!-yeah, put 'em on!-Will you shut up?" the voices argued as Harry realized the power of the glasses. He burnt them in the fire place and said good riddance. He became content with his boring glasses and killed Crazy Satan-man the next day. He was happy.