Here is chapter 3, with our promised guests, Rath, Rune, Thatz, and
Lykouleon and my very good panda friend...Japanda!
*Japanda* Konnichiwa everyone!
*Thatz* Hey, how on Earth did we get here?
*Rune* Why can't we ever stay at the palace!?
*Rath* Is there any demons around?
*Rune & Thatz* RATH!?
*Rath* What, I always ask that, It's like a pick up line for me.
*Rune* More like a clique -_-;
*Sayain Krys* Don't worry guys, this is a safe place, no evil people unless you count Vegeta, Yami Malik, & Bakura, but their former bad guys, and very important here, so don't hurt them, unless you want to go through me. Comprende?
*Rath* Comprende! *but is secretly missing the fact that he can't hunt demons*
*Sayain Krys* Okay, lets all get introduced here. I'm Sayain Krys, Japanda you know, Lets see, who else, There's my brother, Yami
*Yami smirks*
*Sayain Krys* His friend and koi, Yugi
*Yugi* Very nice to meet you
*Sayain Krys* Joey
*Joey* Nice ta greet ya!
*Sayain Krys* Seto
*He just looks and turns away*
*Sayain Krys* Vegeta
*Vegeta looks and smirks*
*Sayain Krys* Goku
*Goku grins* Welcome to the club!
*Sayain Krys*M-Trunks
*M-Trunks waves*
*Sayain Krys* Vash and Wolfwood
*Vash & Wolfood say hi*
*Sayain Krys* Heero
*Heero did the same as Seto*
*Sayain Krys* Wufei
*Wufei ditto*
*Sayain Krys* Quarte & Trowa
*They wave*
*Sayain Krys* I don't think I have a lot of time here so, We also have Duo, Shuichi, Yuki, Ryou, Bakura, Malik, Marik(I'm getting tired of typing Yami Malik, but you know who I'm talking about) and I'm sorry if I forgot anyone
*Lykouleon* It is a pleasure to meet you all
*Japanda is currently trying to 'play' with Yami*
*Sayain Krys* Japanda, can't you ever leave my brother alone?
*Japanda* uhh........nope ^_^
*Suddenly, Anzu(Tea to those victums to the dubbers curse) & Relena show up*
*Seto and Heero immediatly look around frantically for shelter*
*Anzu* SETO!
*Relena* HEERO!
*They get tackled by the evil witches(Poor Seto & Heero -_-,)
*Sayain Krys* Hey, Get off Seto & Heero, No hugging unless I or Japanda permit it!
*Anzu* Seto is like frendship!
*Seto* Nononononononononono! I'm not like friendship! I don't even like having friends!
*Relena* Hee-chan ^_^
*Duo* Hey, get off my man! That's my pet name for him! *is trying to pry her off of Heero* Let go of my Heero-koi!
*The other guys look on either pity, sorrow, or.....just plain horror*
*Relena* What did you say Maxwell?! Why are you saying Hee-chan is yours when he's mine*starts to pull Heero towards her*
*Duo* He loves me a lot more than you anyday! *Starts yanking him away from Relena*
*They both start a tug of war for Heero, while he's the one getting tugged(or should I say yanked)*
*Yugi* Please stop, your going to tear him in two! *Ryou holds Yugi back*
*Ryou* Don't try to involved unless you can stand the pulling and you'll get torn too.
*Sayain Krys* So what do we do?
*Vegeta & Goku go to stop the 'Tug of Heero'*
*Goku* Come on you two, your worse than fangirls against me and Vegeta
*Duo* I'm not an onna, she is! I'm Duo Maxwell, The God of Death himself, braid and all!
*Relena* Well, I'm Relena Peacecraft, spoiled bitch extrodinare! Blonde and all! You can't have Heero! I've danced with him!
*Duo* Well, I've kissed him!
*Relena* So have I buddy!
*Duo* Well, I've.....made love with him!
*Relena gasps like she just leaned her hair had split ends*
*Relena* Heero, your.....gay!?
*Heero nodded, afraid he was going to puke from all the yanking*
*Relena* and what about.....*Points to Quarte & Trowa, which they nodded in return*
*Anzu* Seto.....does this mean your gay too?
*Seto* Yep, The chiwawa is actually quite the man
*Relena* Is there anyone here that is still a virgin!?
*Everyone looks down innocently at their feet, like little kids*
*Relena* Even you Wufei!?
*Everyone lookes at Wufei*
*Wufei* I'm not a virgin, it is true, but my first time was not as enjoyable as yours *He looks down shamefully* I was raped
*Everyone gasped*
*Wufei* Now you all know why I don't trust people as you all do. I don't want that to happen ever again!
*Quarte* Wufei.....we're so...so sorry.....we never knew.
*Wufei* Don't....I don't need your pity Winner. I'll handle it like the man I am
*Vegeta* You have my support my friend.
*Goku* You mean you were...
*Vegeta* Yes....I have suffered the same fate as Wufei.....I was raped when I was very young.....on Freiza's ship.........Now you know why I hate him so much, besides the fact that he killed my father and blew up my planet, just add rape into the mix and you've got the Great Prince Vegeta.
*Sayain Krys* Vegeta..........I'm sorry, if there is something I can do to help...........Wait, There is something I can do!
*Vegeta & Wufei* What?
*Sayain Krys* We can go back in time to stop this from happening!
*Vegeta & Wufei look at each other* No, we don't think that's neccesary
*Sayain Krys* Come on guys, you want to get revenge don't you?
*Vegeta* I don't think that's a very good idea
*Sayain Krys* Why not, It's not like that rape scene has made you more aggressive that what you have been
*Vegeta & Wufei look down shamefully* We're afraid it has. It made us have modives to become better than others and that's made us arrogent, heartless bastards.
*Anzu* Poor Vegeta & Wufei! They need a friendship hug!
*Vegeta & Wufei* Huh? NO WE DON'T! *They start running away*
*Relena* hmm.....I wonder what this does *she pulls on a rope*
*Sayain Krys* NO! DON'T PULL ON THAT ROPE!
*Too late, yet again. A golfball comes zooming out of no where and hits Malik straight in ........his manhood( .)
*Malik* MY BALLS! MY BALLS! @%#%#$&#%#^ SON OF A @$#$#@^%#@@!$%% %&$&$^%$&^%$^%$ THAT $&#*!@& HURT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*he falls on the floor in pain, screaming obsinites at Relena*
*Yami is trying to hide Yugi ears from all the cursing, so he doesn't see another golfball going straight for him*
*Yami* SWEET MOTHER OF RA!!!!!!!!!!! *&%$&%#&%#%&$&$#&$##$@#@$#@$%%&%$%#$%&%$# *then suddely saw Yugi and then started cursing in Egyptian* %$#&%#%$#$#$#%$%$#%$@$#@#$@$#@#$!$#@$&&
*Japanda* Why are they hurting so bad!
*Sayain Krys* They got hit in their most vunerable spot.
*Japanda* So why arn't they hitting us? *Gasps as Bakura got hit and starting cursing too*
*Sayain Krys* We're girls. That device is only set to hurt guys, I don't even remember installing that thing *Uses a ki blast to prevent the golfball heading for Yugi*
*Japanda* So how do we stop it?
*Sayain Krys* Hide all the guys, come on
*Sayain Krys & Japanda moves the guys away from the balls and then went back to get the others(Malik, Bakura & Yami)*
*Malik* Oh dear God, as soon as I can move again I am going to kick some ass!
*Bakura agreed with the hikira, along with Yami*
*Sayain Krys* Easy guys, you can kick ass later, right now, lets make sure you guys are okay *hands Malik an icepack*
*Malik* Woohooo....that's cold!
*Sayain Krys* You guys are going to be out of commtion for a while. No man deserves this kind of pain! But.......we can....for once....let you do the torturing
*Japanda* Is that legal?
*Sayain Krys* Yes.....It's in the Torturer's Manuel. *starts looking through the book*
*Thatz* They have a manuel for everything these days.
*Sayain Krys* Here it is. Act 4 section 306 line 2008 says that the torture victums may seek revenge if the torturer herself/himself did not cause the torture victim the pain that was inflicted. Special Revenge may be taken if the toruture victims are hit in their most vunerable spot.
*Bakura* This definatly is called 'special revenge' to me, so what do we do to them?
*Sayain Krys* Well you can get others to help you indivdually, or all together
*Malik* Can't we have both?
*Sayain Krys* Well as a matter of a fact, you can, if you have the permission of the touturer in charge of you, which is me so.........I said yes!
*The victims yell happily but then winced back in pain*
*Yugi* Are you all right Yami?
*Yami* Do not worry, hikira, I will be just fine, just as long as I take it easy and torture, I'll be okay.
*Yugi* Are you sure?
*Yami* Have I ever let you down before, aibou?
*Yugi* No, but.........
*Joey* Come on Yug, Yami's never let ya down before, so why would he start now?
*Seto* The chiwawa actually has something there.
*Yugi* I guess so.......
*Sayain Krys* Don't worry, Yugi, You don't have to torture if you don't want to.
*Yugi* What you talking about? I've wanted to get back at Anzu for a while since she kissed my yami and now that's he's hurt, I just can't stand by and let that happen*He looks like he's about to go super sayain here*
*The real sayains* Whoa.............
*Sayain Krys* Okay, Yugi, you can torture Anzu, just leave some for the rest of us.
*Yugi* ^_^
*Sayain Krys* I didn't even know the little guy had it in him.
*Yami* Me nada. But that was a nasty kiss, I couldn't kiss Yugi for a week because of that because I was scared for him. But I made up for afterward. *smirks*
*Sayain Krys* Okay....In public, I don't know you........
*Marik* Go Yami!
*Sayain Krys* Why did I even sign up with these guys -_-;
*Japanda* But I thought you liked them Krys-san?
*Sayain Krys* I do, but sometimes, even I'm sickened by them. Well, I think we also need more help for all of these people
*Suddenly Caterfree & Yugimaster01 appear*
*Caterfree* To protect the world from devestation
*Yugimaster01*To unite all bishies within the nation
*Caterfree* To denounce the goodness of truth and love
*Yugimaster01* To extend our names to the stars above
*Caterfree* CATERFREE!
*Yugimaster01* YUGIMASTER....01
*Caterfree* Special forces.....summoned all day and night
*Yugimaster01* Hey is that Gaia the fierce knight?
*Yami Seto* Bling bling that's right!
*Everyone else* O.o;
*Bakura* Now there's something you don't see everyday
*Seto* I thought I got rid of you
*Yami Seto* Yeah, but the special forces people got me a job and they pay good money too.
*Seto* -_-;
*Sayain Krys* Okkaayyy...........Not exactly what I had in mind, but you'll do.
*Suddenly, Ryou came back screaming because he saw the scareist thing in the entire sane world*
*Bakura* Koi!? What the matter!?
*Ryou, really frightened* Anzu and Relena......They got.....special forces....too.
*Yugimaster01* What other special forces?
*Ryou* The most scary and brainwashing charater of all time........Barney the Dinosaur
*Everyone screamed* AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Sayain Krys* How the hell did they summon him?! He is one of the most evil and manipulated charaters ever.
*Ryou* That's not all they summoned......They also summoned........Teletubbies......
*Everyone screamed louder* AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH*gasp*AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
*Lykouleon* So what do we do, if they've got special forces too?
*Rath* I say we use big weapons and cut them, blast, burn, anything to stop them. They manipulate poor defensless children without the parents saving them from evil, so it's up to us to save those poor kids!
*Sayain Krys* All in favor say hai
*Everyone* HAI!
*Sayain Krys* All against say Iie
*Silence*
*Sayain Krys* Then it's agreed. We use big guns and weaponary. Heero, Duo, Trowa, Quarte, & Wufei, get those Gundams ready. Vash and Wolfwood, use your big shiny guns. Yami, you think your up for a little duel action, your the best out of all of them?
*Yami* Is that a trick question?
*Sayain Krys* Sorry I asked, but in case you don't, just let Seto then. He may not believe in the Heart of the Cards but he can still kick butt. Vegeta, Goku, and M-Trunks, You guys turn super sayain if needed. Rath, Thatz, Rune and Lykouleon, You guys use your dragon powers. Everyone else, we'll call on you if needed. Ready?
*Everyone* Ready!
*The gundams go first*
*Teletubbies* Eh oh!
*Duo* That...........was disturbing........
*Wufei* For once, I agree with Maxwell
*Barney* Hello up there nice gundams! Do you want to be friends? *Chuckles the way he does*
*Wufei* Okay, I've had it! *He blasts Barney with his Super Big gun* *Wufei smirks*
*But the blast doesn't affect him*
*Wufei* What the Fuck!?
*Barney* Now now...Watch that potty mouth of yours person inside the gundam. It's not nice to use bad words.
*Heero* Let me try Wufei *He blasts with his Very Super Big Gun, but that doesn't do it either*
*Heero* Dammit!
*Barney* Now what did I say about those potty words?
*Vegeta* Oh shut up you poor excuse of a creature! Like they would listen to you
*Barney* Oh now there's someone who needs a hug!
*Vegeta* Like hell I'll let you touch me FINAL FLASH!!!
*Even that doesn't affect and keeps going for Vegeta*
*Vegeta gets scared and flys up to Wufei's gundam*
*M-Trunks* Don't you hurt my Tousan! BURNING ATTACK!!!
*Even that didn't affect him and Trunks runs*
*Vash and Wolfwood have a go, but all the bullets bounce off*
*The Dragon Knights try but nothing seems to be working against the purple dinosaur*
*Yami staggers, ignoring the pain in his groin but challenges him to a duel. He agrees, but on one condtion, he duels using his own cards*
*Yami* Fine, Let's Duel! I place a card face down and put the Celtic Guardian in attack mode.
*Barney* I place two cards face down and play The Happy-go-Lovey Card!
*Yami* That is such a weak monster, Celtic Guardian Attack!
*Barney* Sorry, Mister Dueling Man, But I play The Hug Card! It decreases the attack of your monster, making it not powerful enough to destroy. Happy- go-Lovey go hurt the Celtic Guardian! *
*Yami* My Celtic Guardian! *Celtic Guardian is destroyed, 150 life points subtracted from Yami*
*Yugi* Yami!!
*Yami* Don't worry hikira, I'm alright. This duel isn't over yet. I place the Mystical Elf in defense mode.
*Barney* I place another card face down and play The Sing-a-Long card!
*But the Mystical Elf isn't affected because she already sings her own song*
*Yami* Hmph, It looks like your card doesn't not affect my Mystical Elf or any of my monsters because my elf protects them and I play My Dark Magician. Dark Magician, Dark Magic attack!
*The Dark Magician attacks and destroys the Sing-a-Long card*
*Yami* Your monster has been destroyed.
*Barney* Aww..fudge!
*Everyone* Yay! Go Yami! Go Dark Magician! Go Mystical Elf!
*Barney* Your so mean!
*Yami* Huh? I'm not mean, I just duel and look good doing it
*Barney starts to cry* Your such a big Meanie! It's no wonder everyone loses to you!
*Yami* Everyone doesn't lose to me because I'm mean, which I'm not, they are usually the ones who oppose my and have an evil objective, except Mako & Seto, sometimes, but that doesn't count. I also believe in myself, even when the odds are against me and I'm in the gutter, I know I'll always pull through, no matter what!
*Yugi* You said it Yami!
*Barney* Well lookie who we have here? A child?
*Yugi starts getting scared and stays close to Sayain Krys and Japanda for protection*
*Barney cackles evilly and gets off the dueling platform and goes for Little Yugi*
*Yami* Yugi! Look out!
*Sayain Krys grabs Yugi and flys out of evil's evil clutches and Japanda runs away*
*Sayain Krys* That was a close one. You okay Yugi?
*Yugi* Yeah, I'm okay.
*But then they discovered something really disturbing......Barney could fly too!*
*Barney* Come here you sweet innocent child!
*Yugi clings tighter to Sayain Krys, really frightened of the purple dinosaur*
*Sayain Krys* Hang on, Yugi I'm going to try and lose him *starts flying at high speed*
*Barney easily caught up and tried to grab Sayain Krys's legs*
*Sayain Krys* Hey, no hitchhikers! SOLAR STRIKE!*Right in his face*
*It was enough to get him off, but not enough to stop him*
*Sayain Krys is flying at top speed but still can't shake him*
*Suddenly, Barney grabbed Sayain Krys's most vunerable part....her tail!*
*Sayain Krys* AAHHHH!!!!!! *Sayain Krys accidentally let go of Yugi*
*Sayain Krys* YUGI!!!!!
*Yami* YUGI!!!!!!!!
*Everyone else* YYUUGGIIII!!!!!!!
*Yugi* AAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
*Suddenly there was a flash of red and Yugi was gone then was placed gently on the ground. The person standing next him was Kenshin.
*Everyone* Kenshin!?
*Kenshin* I had heardth this child yelling for help so I came to help that I did.
*Yami* Thank Ra. Yugi, are you alright?
*Yugi* Why do people still keep calling me a little kid! I'm 15 years old! 15!!!!!!!!!! Not a child!
*Sayain Krys* Thank goodness*then* Let go of my tail you jerk!
*Barney* You tail is so fuzzy and soft *starts petting in a sick, perverted way*
*M-Trunks* Get off my koi! That tail is meant for me and me alone! *goes up there to save Sayain Krys, turning super sayain in the process*
*Barney* Ohh.....Shiny blonde hair from purple locks!
*M-Trunks* My hair's not purple, it's lilac! It says so on my birth certificate!
*Vegeta* He does have a point there.........
*M-Trunks punches Barney on his nose, releasing Sayain Krys from his grasp, then she kicked him in the nose as well*
*Barney* You're so mean!
*Sayain Krys* We're not mean, we're sayains and no sayain takes mercy, except Goku, unless he's really pissed, but that's off the subject.
*Barney* No more potty mouth! My poor head will have a big headache!
*That gave Bakura, Vegeta, Wufei, Yuki, and Marik an idea*
*Bakura* Shit!
*Vegeta* Dammit!
*Wufei* Fuck!
*Yuki* Bastard!
*Marik* Crap!
*Barney* Stop it! STOP IT!
*Sayain Krys* Kuso!
*M-Trunks* Damn!
*Rath* Hell!
*Wolfwood* Slut!
*Seto* Whore!
*Barney* Please STOP IT!
*Some voice off in the distance* BITCH!
*Then to everyone's entertainment, Barney's head explodes with all the cursing*
*Everyone* YYYYYAAAAAAYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ^o^
*Sayain Krys* Hey, who called out 'bitch'?
*Suddenly, Inuyasha and Kagome appear*
*Inuyasha* I did. Cool thing making his head explode like that.
*Sayain Krys* Thanks, how did you guys get here anyway?
*Inuyasha* The back door.....*points to it*
*Japanda* I didn't know you had a back door
*Sayain Krys* You know...I didn't either.......How did it get there?
*No one has time to think because Barney's corpse comes back alive with out the head attached(or even there at all)*
*Bakura* Why in all of hell's name does that....thing not die?!
*Ryou* I think the more appropriate question is 'how the hell is that thing going to die?'
*Bakura* Good point. How in all of hells name do we do it?
*Malik* We've tried everything we could muster and he is still not fazed. What do we do? *He clings to his yami for an extra comfort, Marik is happy to oblinge, even in this great time of fear*
*Everyone else clung to his or her lover in fear of what was to come*
*Then it just fell on to the ground, lifeless, and dead*
*Everyone looked at the corpse. Goku pulled out his long lost power pole*
*Goku* Power Pole Extend! *It extended and he used it to poke him just to make sure he was dead for real*
*He didn't even budge*
*Rune* Do you think he's dead now?
*Goku* Let's hope so *he closed his eyes to try and sense his ki*
*Vegeta & Trunks did the same*
*The looks on their faces was pure joy and happiness* He's dead!
*Everyone rejoyced*
*Rath* So what do we do with his friends? *He pointed to the teletubbies*
*They get scared and run*
*Sayain Krys* Who the hell cares!? Do what you want.
*Rath* With pleasure *he cracked his knuckles and smiled maliciously*
*Rune* For once, I think I'm going to let him. He seems happier to torture those guys and well, I never liked them anyway.
*Trunks* Who would? They tramatized poor children against their will, were heroes
*Vash* Uhh....weren't some of us heroes beforehand?
*Trunks* Yeah, now we're even bigger heroes and former villians are heroes too. We rule!
*Vash* Ohhhhhhh.....cool!
I'm gonna end this here, so later!
*Japanda* Konnichiwa everyone!
*Thatz* Hey, how on Earth did we get here?
*Rune* Why can't we ever stay at the palace!?
*Rath* Is there any demons around?
*Rune & Thatz* RATH!?
*Rath* What, I always ask that, It's like a pick up line for me.
*Rune* More like a clique -_-;
*Sayain Krys* Don't worry guys, this is a safe place, no evil people unless you count Vegeta, Yami Malik, & Bakura, but their former bad guys, and very important here, so don't hurt them, unless you want to go through me. Comprende?
*Rath* Comprende! *but is secretly missing the fact that he can't hunt demons*
*Sayain Krys* Okay, lets all get introduced here. I'm Sayain Krys, Japanda you know, Lets see, who else, There's my brother, Yami
*Yami smirks*
*Sayain Krys* His friend and koi, Yugi
*Yugi* Very nice to meet you
*Sayain Krys* Joey
*Joey* Nice ta greet ya!
*Sayain Krys* Seto
*He just looks and turns away*
*Sayain Krys* Vegeta
*Vegeta looks and smirks*
*Sayain Krys* Goku
*Goku grins* Welcome to the club!
*Sayain Krys*M-Trunks
*M-Trunks waves*
*Sayain Krys* Vash and Wolfwood
*Vash & Wolfood say hi*
*Sayain Krys* Heero
*Heero did the same as Seto*
*Sayain Krys* Wufei
*Wufei ditto*
*Sayain Krys* Quarte & Trowa
*They wave*
*Sayain Krys* I don't think I have a lot of time here so, We also have Duo, Shuichi, Yuki, Ryou, Bakura, Malik, Marik(I'm getting tired of typing Yami Malik, but you know who I'm talking about) and I'm sorry if I forgot anyone
*Lykouleon* It is a pleasure to meet you all
*Japanda is currently trying to 'play' with Yami*
*Sayain Krys* Japanda, can't you ever leave my brother alone?
*Japanda* uhh........nope ^_^
*Suddenly, Anzu(Tea to those victums to the dubbers curse) & Relena show up*
*Seto and Heero immediatly look around frantically for shelter*
*Anzu* SETO!
*Relena* HEERO!
*They get tackled by the evil witches(Poor Seto & Heero -_-,)
*Sayain Krys* Hey, Get off Seto & Heero, No hugging unless I or Japanda permit it!
*Anzu* Seto is like frendship!
*Seto* Nononononononononono! I'm not like friendship! I don't even like having friends!
*Relena* Hee-chan ^_^
*Duo* Hey, get off my man! That's my pet name for him! *is trying to pry her off of Heero* Let go of my Heero-koi!
*The other guys look on either pity, sorrow, or.....just plain horror*
*Relena* What did you say Maxwell?! Why are you saying Hee-chan is yours when he's mine*starts to pull Heero towards her*
*Duo* He loves me a lot more than you anyday! *Starts yanking him away from Relena*
*They both start a tug of war for Heero, while he's the one getting tugged(or should I say yanked)*
*Yugi* Please stop, your going to tear him in two! *Ryou holds Yugi back*
*Ryou* Don't try to involved unless you can stand the pulling and you'll get torn too.
*Sayain Krys* So what do we do?
*Vegeta & Goku go to stop the 'Tug of Heero'*
*Goku* Come on you two, your worse than fangirls against me and Vegeta
*Duo* I'm not an onna, she is! I'm Duo Maxwell, The God of Death himself, braid and all!
*Relena* Well, I'm Relena Peacecraft, spoiled bitch extrodinare! Blonde and all! You can't have Heero! I've danced with him!
*Duo* Well, I've kissed him!
*Relena* So have I buddy!
*Duo* Well, I've.....made love with him!
*Relena gasps like she just leaned her hair had split ends*
*Relena* Heero, your.....gay!?
*Heero nodded, afraid he was going to puke from all the yanking*
*Relena* and what about.....*Points to Quarte & Trowa, which they nodded in return*
*Anzu* Seto.....does this mean your gay too?
*Seto* Yep, The chiwawa is actually quite the man
*Relena* Is there anyone here that is still a virgin!?
*Everyone looks down innocently at their feet, like little kids*
*Relena* Even you Wufei!?
*Everyone lookes at Wufei*
*Wufei* I'm not a virgin, it is true, but my first time was not as enjoyable as yours *He looks down shamefully* I was raped
*Everyone gasped*
*Wufei* Now you all know why I don't trust people as you all do. I don't want that to happen ever again!
*Quarte* Wufei.....we're so...so sorry.....we never knew.
*Wufei* Don't....I don't need your pity Winner. I'll handle it like the man I am
*Vegeta* You have my support my friend.
*Goku* You mean you were...
*Vegeta* Yes....I have suffered the same fate as Wufei.....I was raped when I was very young.....on Freiza's ship.........Now you know why I hate him so much, besides the fact that he killed my father and blew up my planet, just add rape into the mix and you've got the Great Prince Vegeta.
*Sayain Krys* Vegeta..........I'm sorry, if there is something I can do to help...........Wait, There is something I can do!
*Vegeta & Wufei* What?
*Sayain Krys* We can go back in time to stop this from happening!
*Vegeta & Wufei look at each other* No, we don't think that's neccesary
*Sayain Krys* Come on guys, you want to get revenge don't you?
*Vegeta* I don't think that's a very good idea
*Sayain Krys* Why not, It's not like that rape scene has made you more aggressive that what you have been
*Vegeta & Wufei look down shamefully* We're afraid it has. It made us have modives to become better than others and that's made us arrogent, heartless bastards.
*Anzu* Poor Vegeta & Wufei! They need a friendship hug!
*Vegeta & Wufei* Huh? NO WE DON'T! *They start running away*
*Relena* hmm.....I wonder what this does *she pulls on a rope*
*Sayain Krys* NO! DON'T PULL ON THAT ROPE!
*Too late, yet again. A golfball comes zooming out of no where and hits Malik straight in ........his manhood( .)
*Malik* MY BALLS! MY BALLS! @%#%#$&#%#^ SON OF A @$#$#@^%#@@!$%% %&$&$^%$&^%$^%$ THAT $&#*!@& HURT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*he falls on the floor in pain, screaming obsinites at Relena*
*Yami is trying to hide Yugi ears from all the cursing, so he doesn't see another golfball going straight for him*
*Yami* SWEET MOTHER OF RA!!!!!!!!!!! *&%$&%#&%#%&$&$#&$##$@#@$#@$%%&%$%#$%&%$# *then suddely saw Yugi and then started cursing in Egyptian* %$#&%#%$#$#$#%$%$#%$@$#@#$@$#@#$!$#@$&&
*Japanda* Why are they hurting so bad!
*Sayain Krys* They got hit in their most vunerable spot.
*Japanda* So why arn't they hitting us? *Gasps as Bakura got hit and starting cursing too*
*Sayain Krys* We're girls. That device is only set to hurt guys, I don't even remember installing that thing *Uses a ki blast to prevent the golfball heading for Yugi*
*Japanda* So how do we stop it?
*Sayain Krys* Hide all the guys, come on
*Sayain Krys & Japanda moves the guys away from the balls and then went back to get the others(Malik, Bakura & Yami)*
*Malik* Oh dear God, as soon as I can move again I am going to kick some ass!
*Bakura agreed with the hikira, along with Yami*
*Sayain Krys* Easy guys, you can kick ass later, right now, lets make sure you guys are okay *hands Malik an icepack*
*Malik* Woohooo....that's cold!
*Sayain Krys* You guys are going to be out of commtion for a while. No man deserves this kind of pain! But.......we can....for once....let you do the torturing
*Japanda* Is that legal?
*Sayain Krys* Yes.....It's in the Torturer's Manuel. *starts looking through the book*
*Thatz* They have a manuel for everything these days.
*Sayain Krys* Here it is. Act 4 section 306 line 2008 says that the torture victums may seek revenge if the torturer herself/himself did not cause the torture victim the pain that was inflicted. Special Revenge may be taken if the toruture victims are hit in their most vunerable spot.
*Bakura* This definatly is called 'special revenge' to me, so what do we do to them?
*Sayain Krys* Well you can get others to help you indivdually, or all together
*Malik* Can't we have both?
*Sayain Krys* Well as a matter of a fact, you can, if you have the permission of the touturer in charge of you, which is me so.........I said yes!
*The victims yell happily but then winced back in pain*
*Yugi* Are you all right Yami?
*Yami* Do not worry, hikira, I will be just fine, just as long as I take it easy and torture, I'll be okay.
*Yugi* Are you sure?
*Yami* Have I ever let you down before, aibou?
*Yugi* No, but.........
*Joey* Come on Yug, Yami's never let ya down before, so why would he start now?
*Seto* The chiwawa actually has something there.
*Yugi* I guess so.......
*Sayain Krys* Don't worry, Yugi, You don't have to torture if you don't want to.
*Yugi* What you talking about? I've wanted to get back at Anzu for a while since she kissed my yami and now that's he's hurt, I just can't stand by and let that happen*He looks like he's about to go super sayain here*
*The real sayains* Whoa.............
*Sayain Krys* Okay, Yugi, you can torture Anzu, just leave some for the rest of us.
*Yugi* ^_^
*Sayain Krys* I didn't even know the little guy had it in him.
*Yami* Me nada. But that was a nasty kiss, I couldn't kiss Yugi for a week because of that because I was scared for him. But I made up for afterward. *smirks*
*Sayain Krys* Okay....In public, I don't know you........
*Marik* Go Yami!
*Sayain Krys* Why did I even sign up with these guys -_-;
*Japanda* But I thought you liked them Krys-san?
*Sayain Krys* I do, but sometimes, even I'm sickened by them. Well, I think we also need more help for all of these people
*Suddenly Caterfree & Yugimaster01 appear*
*Caterfree* To protect the world from devestation
*Yugimaster01*To unite all bishies within the nation
*Caterfree* To denounce the goodness of truth and love
*Yugimaster01* To extend our names to the stars above
*Caterfree* CATERFREE!
*Yugimaster01* YUGIMASTER....01
*Caterfree* Special forces.....summoned all day and night
*Yugimaster01* Hey is that Gaia the fierce knight?
*Yami Seto* Bling bling that's right!
*Everyone else* O.o;
*Bakura* Now there's something you don't see everyday
*Seto* I thought I got rid of you
*Yami Seto* Yeah, but the special forces people got me a job and they pay good money too.
*Seto* -_-;
*Sayain Krys* Okkaayyy...........Not exactly what I had in mind, but you'll do.
*Suddenly, Ryou came back screaming because he saw the scareist thing in the entire sane world*
*Bakura* Koi!? What the matter!?
*Ryou, really frightened* Anzu and Relena......They got.....special forces....too.
*Yugimaster01* What other special forces?
*Ryou* The most scary and brainwashing charater of all time........Barney the Dinosaur
*Everyone screamed* AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Sayain Krys* How the hell did they summon him?! He is one of the most evil and manipulated charaters ever.
*Ryou* That's not all they summoned......They also summoned........Teletubbies......
*Everyone screamed louder* AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH*gasp*AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
*Lykouleon* So what do we do, if they've got special forces too?
*Rath* I say we use big weapons and cut them, blast, burn, anything to stop them. They manipulate poor defensless children without the parents saving them from evil, so it's up to us to save those poor kids!
*Sayain Krys* All in favor say hai
*Everyone* HAI!
*Sayain Krys* All against say Iie
*Silence*
*Sayain Krys* Then it's agreed. We use big guns and weaponary. Heero, Duo, Trowa, Quarte, & Wufei, get those Gundams ready. Vash and Wolfwood, use your big shiny guns. Yami, you think your up for a little duel action, your the best out of all of them?
*Yami* Is that a trick question?
*Sayain Krys* Sorry I asked, but in case you don't, just let Seto then. He may not believe in the Heart of the Cards but he can still kick butt. Vegeta, Goku, and M-Trunks, You guys turn super sayain if needed. Rath, Thatz, Rune and Lykouleon, You guys use your dragon powers. Everyone else, we'll call on you if needed. Ready?
*Everyone* Ready!
*The gundams go first*
*Teletubbies* Eh oh!
*Duo* That...........was disturbing........
*Wufei* For once, I agree with Maxwell
*Barney* Hello up there nice gundams! Do you want to be friends? *Chuckles the way he does*
*Wufei* Okay, I've had it! *He blasts Barney with his Super Big gun* *Wufei smirks*
*But the blast doesn't affect him*
*Wufei* What the Fuck!?
*Barney* Now now...Watch that potty mouth of yours person inside the gundam. It's not nice to use bad words.
*Heero* Let me try Wufei *He blasts with his Very Super Big Gun, but that doesn't do it either*
*Heero* Dammit!
*Barney* Now what did I say about those potty words?
*Vegeta* Oh shut up you poor excuse of a creature! Like they would listen to you
*Barney* Oh now there's someone who needs a hug!
*Vegeta* Like hell I'll let you touch me FINAL FLASH!!!
*Even that doesn't affect and keeps going for Vegeta*
*Vegeta gets scared and flys up to Wufei's gundam*
*M-Trunks* Don't you hurt my Tousan! BURNING ATTACK!!!
*Even that didn't affect him and Trunks runs*
*Vash and Wolfwood have a go, but all the bullets bounce off*
*The Dragon Knights try but nothing seems to be working against the purple dinosaur*
*Yami staggers, ignoring the pain in his groin but challenges him to a duel. He agrees, but on one condtion, he duels using his own cards*
*Yami* Fine, Let's Duel! I place a card face down and put the Celtic Guardian in attack mode.
*Barney* I place two cards face down and play The Happy-go-Lovey Card!
*Yami* That is such a weak monster, Celtic Guardian Attack!
*Barney* Sorry, Mister Dueling Man, But I play The Hug Card! It decreases the attack of your monster, making it not powerful enough to destroy. Happy- go-Lovey go hurt the Celtic Guardian! *
*Yami* My Celtic Guardian! *Celtic Guardian is destroyed, 150 life points subtracted from Yami*
*Yugi* Yami!!
*Yami* Don't worry hikira, I'm alright. This duel isn't over yet. I place the Mystical Elf in defense mode.
*Barney* I place another card face down and play The Sing-a-Long card!
*But the Mystical Elf isn't affected because she already sings her own song*
*Yami* Hmph, It looks like your card doesn't not affect my Mystical Elf or any of my monsters because my elf protects them and I play My Dark Magician. Dark Magician, Dark Magic attack!
*The Dark Magician attacks and destroys the Sing-a-Long card*
*Yami* Your monster has been destroyed.
*Barney* Aww..fudge!
*Everyone* Yay! Go Yami! Go Dark Magician! Go Mystical Elf!
*Barney* Your so mean!
*Yami* Huh? I'm not mean, I just duel and look good doing it
*Barney starts to cry* Your such a big Meanie! It's no wonder everyone loses to you!
*Yami* Everyone doesn't lose to me because I'm mean, which I'm not, they are usually the ones who oppose my and have an evil objective, except Mako & Seto, sometimes, but that doesn't count. I also believe in myself, even when the odds are against me and I'm in the gutter, I know I'll always pull through, no matter what!
*Yugi* You said it Yami!
*Barney* Well lookie who we have here? A child?
*Yugi starts getting scared and stays close to Sayain Krys and Japanda for protection*
*Barney cackles evilly and gets off the dueling platform and goes for Little Yugi*
*Yami* Yugi! Look out!
*Sayain Krys grabs Yugi and flys out of evil's evil clutches and Japanda runs away*
*Sayain Krys* That was a close one. You okay Yugi?
*Yugi* Yeah, I'm okay.
*But then they discovered something really disturbing......Barney could fly too!*
*Barney* Come here you sweet innocent child!
*Yugi clings tighter to Sayain Krys, really frightened of the purple dinosaur*
*Sayain Krys* Hang on, Yugi I'm going to try and lose him *starts flying at high speed*
*Barney easily caught up and tried to grab Sayain Krys's legs*
*Sayain Krys* Hey, no hitchhikers! SOLAR STRIKE!*Right in his face*
*It was enough to get him off, but not enough to stop him*
*Sayain Krys is flying at top speed but still can't shake him*
*Suddenly, Barney grabbed Sayain Krys's most vunerable part....her tail!*
*Sayain Krys* AAHHHH!!!!!! *Sayain Krys accidentally let go of Yugi*
*Sayain Krys* YUGI!!!!!
*Yami* YUGI!!!!!!!!
*Everyone else* YYUUGGIIII!!!!!!!
*Yugi* AAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
*Suddenly there was a flash of red and Yugi was gone then was placed gently on the ground. The person standing next him was Kenshin.
*Everyone* Kenshin!?
*Kenshin* I had heardth this child yelling for help so I came to help that I did.
*Yami* Thank Ra. Yugi, are you alright?
*Yugi* Why do people still keep calling me a little kid! I'm 15 years old! 15!!!!!!!!!! Not a child!
*Sayain Krys* Thank goodness*then* Let go of my tail you jerk!
*Barney* You tail is so fuzzy and soft *starts petting in a sick, perverted way*
*M-Trunks* Get off my koi! That tail is meant for me and me alone! *goes up there to save Sayain Krys, turning super sayain in the process*
*Barney* Ohh.....Shiny blonde hair from purple locks!
*M-Trunks* My hair's not purple, it's lilac! It says so on my birth certificate!
*Vegeta* He does have a point there.........
*M-Trunks punches Barney on his nose, releasing Sayain Krys from his grasp, then she kicked him in the nose as well*
*Barney* You're so mean!
*Sayain Krys* We're not mean, we're sayains and no sayain takes mercy, except Goku, unless he's really pissed, but that's off the subject.
*Barney* No more potty mouth! My poor head will have a big headache!
*That gave Bakura, Vegeta, Wufei, Yuki, and Marik an idea*
*Bakura* Shit!
*Vegeta* Dammit!
*Wufei* Fuck!
*Yuki* Bastard!
*Marik* Crap!
*Barney* Stop it! STOP IT!
*Sayain Krys* Kuso!
*M-Trunks* Damn!
*Rath* Hell!
*Wolfwood* Slut!
*Seto* Whore!
*Barney* Please STOP IT!
*Some voice off in the distance* BITCH!
*Then to everyone's entertainment, Barney's head explodes with all the cursing*
*Everyone* YYYYYAAAAAAYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ^o^
*Sayain Krys* Hey, who called out 'bitch'?
*Suddenly, Inuyasha and Kagome appear*
*Inuyasha* I did. Cool thing making his head explode like that.
*Sayain Krys* Thanks, how did you guys get here anyway?
*Inuyasha* The back door.....*points to it*
*Japanda* I didn't know you had a back door
*Sayain Krys* You know...I didn't either.......How did it get there?
*No one has time to think because Barney's corpse comes back alive with out the head attached(or even there at all)*
*Bakura* Why in all of hell's name does that....thing not die?!
*Ryou* I think the more appropriate question is 'how the hell is that thing going to die?'
*Bakura* Good point. How in all of hells name do we do it?
*Malik* We've tried everything we could muster and he is still not fazed. What do we do? *He clings to his yami for an extra comfort, Marik is happy to oblinge, even in this great time of fear*
*Everyone else clung to his or her lover in fear of what was to come*
*Then it just fell on to the ground, lifeless, and dead*
*Everyone looked at the corpse. Goku pulled out his long lost power pole*
*Goku* Power Pole Extend! *It extended and he used it to poke him just to make sure he was dead for real*
*He didn't even budge*
*Rune* Do you think he's dead now?
*Goku* Let's hope so *he closed his eyes to try and sense his ki*
*Vegeta & Trunks did the same*
*The looks on their faces was pure joy and happiness* He's dead!
*Everyone rejoyced*
*Rath* So what do we do with his friends? *He pointed to the teletubbies*
*They get scared and run*
*Sayain Krys* Who the hell cares!? Do what you want.
*Rath* With pleasure *he cracked his knuckles and smiled maliciously*
*Rune* For once, I think I'm going to let him. He seems happier to torture those guys and well, I never liked them anyway.
*Trunks* Who would? They tramatized poor children against their will, were heroes
*Vash* Uhh....weren't some of us heroes beforehand?
*Trunks* Yeah, now we're even bigger heroes and former villians are heroes too. We rule!
*Vash* Ohhhhhhh.....cool!
I'm gonna end this here, so later!