This is a special edition of Spam cuz' it's special

*Bakura* Sure whatever

*Sayian Krys* Shut it tomb robber

*Yami* And I thought that was my line........

*Sayian Krys* I can do that...we're family ^_^ *glomps big brother*

*Yami* Thanks, but shouldn't you explain why this is 'special'

*Japanda* Yeah, tell um' Krys-san

*Sayian Krys* Well, it's special because it's my birthday edition

*Yugi* But I thought your birthday wasn't until August?

*Sayian Krys* It is. The 17th to be exact but I had to get this one out. Besides, my birthday is 5 days after school starts. Life sucks when you go to school before your birthday.

*Goku* True..... too true

*Vegeta* Kakarott, you never went to school

*Goku* I know, I just feel sorry for ya' that's all

*Sayian Krys* Thank you Goku-san! Just for being nice to me, you get a lollipop *gives him a lollipop*

*Goku* ^0^ *^-^*

*Duo* So now that it's a special day, what do we do?

*Ryou* Well, it's usually up to the person who celebrating the birthday to decide so........*Turns to Sayian Krys*

*Sayian Krys* Well.....I say we........play Spin the bottle!

*Marik* Hell ya!!!

*Bakura* But on one condition

*Wolfwood* Which is?

*Bakura* You have to tell an embarrasing secret about yourself or your koi and if you don't in the alloted time, you have kiss them. If you do, your lover can hit you if you tell a secret about them and may sit out the rest of the game.

*Wufei* But what if don't have a lover or he/she is not present to hit you?

*Bakura* Well, you can hit yourself or just kiss the person for the heck of it.

*Seto* So what's the alloted time

*Sayian Krys* 1 minute

*Bakura* Good girl *smirks and gives her a lollipop*

*Sayian Krys* ^_^

*Trunks* So who goes first?

*Everyone eyes each other evilly*

*Marik* I think the pharaoh should go first

*Everyone but Yami agrees*

*Yami* Why should be the first to go?

*Trunks* Well, you were named best kisser by my tousan so......

*Vegeta* Don't worry, I have plenty of mouthwash for everyone

*Yami* Alright, I'll do it, sorry if I blurt anything out, hikira.

*Yugi* No problem Yami.

*The bottle started spinning faster and faster in it's little bottle circle. Then it started to slow down and it got slower and slower until it stopped in front of.............Sayian Krys!

*Yami* Oh shit!

*Sayian Krys* Oh shit is right Yami, think of something, quick

*Bakura* The clock's ticking Pharaoh 50 seconds left

*Yami is thinking furiously*

*Bakura* 40 seconds Pharaoh

*Yami is practically sweating*

*Bakura* 30 seconds

*Yami* Dammit! I can't think

*Bakura* 20 seconds

*Sayian Krys* Yami, hurry! I don't want to kiss my brother, it's sick!

*Bakura* 10....9....8....7....6.....5....4....3....2..... 2 and a half......1....

*Yugi* Yami!

*Bakura* Time's up pharaoh.....pucker up!

*Sayian Krys* Just get it over with Niisan!

*Yami* I'll be quick *meanwhile repeating in his head* 'it's just like kissing Yugi'

*Sayian Krys is repeating over and over* 'It's just like Trunks. It's just like Trunks! IT IS JUST LIKE TRUNKS!

*Yami did a quick peck on the lips, then turned away quickly. Sayian Krys doing the same*

*Sayian Krys* ewwwww.....gross, nothing good about kissing a brother.....yeack!! Vegeta......?

*He tosses them both a bottle of mouth wash*

*Yami & Sayian Krys* Arigato Vegeta-san! Your a life saver!

*Vegeta* No problem

*Yami then sat out for the rest of the game*

*After recovering, it's Sayian Krys' turn*

*Sayian Krys* Please let it be someone better

*But that prayer fell upon deaf ears of that evil bottle for then it pointed to...........Bakura!*

*Bakura* What the hell?

*Sayian Krys* Forgive me Trunks

*Trunks* I would never hit you even if my life depended on it! You know that

*Yami* Come on sis 50 seconds

*Sayian Krys starts thinking at hyper speed*

*Yami* 40 seconds

*Sayian Krys starts sweating like her brother beforehand*

*Yami* 30 seconds

*Sayian Krys is really nervous*

*Yami* 20 seconds

*Sayian Krys* Sorry Trunks

*He looks pleadingly at her*

*Yami* 10....9.....8....7....6....5....4....3....2....

*Sayian Krys* Trunks crossdresses at night for money! He wears make-up and everything!

*Trunks' head drops down like a stone in water*

*Everyone gasps*

*Trunks* What? it's true, my parents don't give me any money, no matter how rich they are

*Vegeta starts whistling innocently*

*Sayian Krys & Bakura* Phew! Too close for comfort

*Sayian Krys sits out the rest of the game*

*The bottle starts to spin again, this time landing on Malik*

*Malik* Please think Bakura!

*Ryou starts getting really sad because he knows his yami will tell on him*

*That look doesn't go unnoticed by Bakura so.....*

*Bakura* Before I met you guys, I was the biggest fan of Teletubbies

*Everyone gasps, including Ryou*

*Bakura* Then Ryou told me the truth and further transformed me into a better person. I discovered how wrong I was in trusting those reincarnations of the most evil of evil and darkness. Thank you, though, my light, for bringing me out of my evil ways

*Everyone* Awwwww.....Kawaii ^_^

*Bakura* Hey, back off, all of ya! *Then he sits out the rest of the game*

*Malik* May Ra be with me

*The bottle begins it spin of torture(original....isn't it?)

*The bottle ends up in front of...............

*There is a knock at the door*

*Kagome* Who could that be?

*Sayian Krys goes to answer to see clowns at her door*

*Clown #1* We heard there was a party going on here

*Sayian Krys* I don't remember inviting any clowns. The only one I remember is Trowa, which he is a circus clown, not a party clown.

*Trowa* It's a paying job! You think fighting space battles gets you anywhere?

*Vegeta* He's got a point there........

*Clown #2* Come on, you gonna let us in or what?

*4 clowns walk in*

*Heero* And I thought that you usually had one clown at a party

*The clowns ranged greatly in height. #1 being the shortest #4 being the tallest

*Seto was suspicious of the shortest one* Haven't I seen you somewhere before? You look awfully familiar

*Clown #1* Don't be ridiculous old man! You've never seen me before in your life!

*Seto was still suspicious. This was no taller than his younger brother Mokuba and had blue hair and the Kaiba trademark blue eyes(If you take a good look, you can see all the Kaibas have blue eyes)*

*The clown never broke Seto's glare.*

*Then Seto remembered something about a certian insult his half brother, Noah, always called him*

*Seto* Don't call me old man, shortie! I'm only 17 thank you very much

*Clown #1* Who you callin' shortie? Motou over there is the shortest.

*Yami* Watch what you say, mortal. No one insults my hikira as long as I draw breath.

*Goku* Whoa, that's pretty deep. Did you get that off a bumper sticker?

*Everyone fell over anime style*

*Yami* No, I bummed it off Tomb Robber over there. He's good at those kind of things

*Bakura* And here I thought Pharaohs were honorable and didn't steal things from others

*Yami, muttering* If only your feet were as fast as your insults

*Bakura* Eh....Get a little...Live a little. Ya never know where ya get in life if ya take one path

*Goku* You guys are really cool about all of these sayings and stuff. You must drive alot to get all of them

*Everyone falls over anime style....again*

*Malik* Uhh.....trust me Goku, Yamis are not good drivers at all. They are just really good at catch phrases

*Clown #2* Sayians can be such imbeciles

*Vegeta* Sayians are not imbeciles. Kakarott is the only exception

*Sayian Krys* Point well taken Veggie-chan

*Vegeta* We've been over this at least a million times, it's Vegeta!

*Sayian Krys* Well, I guess it's a million and 1 now.

*Clown #2* Good girl insulting him like that. You think you can do it again?

*Sayian Krys* Well yeah, but I usually like doing it at least once in a chapter. It's just not fair for doing him twice in a row. The Yamis can insult each other all they want so long as I'm not a part of it.

*Hikiras* Same here

*Sayian Krys* Just not today, though I'm probably too late for that.

*Marik* That's okay, we'll try not to, though with Bakura & The Pharaoh I'm not so sure about

*Yugi & Ryou nod solomnly*

*Yami & Bakura* What's that supposed to mean?

*Yugi* You guys always fight with each other. It's like cats and dogs with you two

*Ryou* I agree with Yugi. You two always fight. We all know you both had bad history together but.......can't you guys get along?

*Trunks* Ryou I think that won't happen. It didn't happen 5000 years ago so it probably won't happen now. Even the dragonballs couldn't stop those two from fighting like cats & dogs. But don't worry about it.

*Malik* Why not?

*Trunks* My parents fight all the time and they're still together. Even when Mom found out that Dad was sleeping with Goku, she still loves him, no matter what

*Vegeta* Yes, but not without making me go deaf first, maybe even a little head bashing, but it came together again....evenutally.

*Joey* That sounds cool, but can you stop saying 'cats and dogs'

*Seto* What's wrong puppy? Mad cause they insult your species?

*Joey* One, stop callin' me 'puppy'. Two, don't insult dogs. They're cool.

*Seto* I'll stop calling you puppy when Yami & Bakura start singing Barney's song in a duet. Which I don't they will be doing anytime soon, if not ever.

*Yami & Bakura nod the're heads solomnly, like their hikiras beforehand*

*Clown #2 to himself* You never know.........they just might.....

*Japanda* You say something?

*Clown #2* Huh? No nothing at all no need to worry

*But Japanda is still a little suspicious*

*Seto* Join the club. There is something about them that doesn't fit right. The smallest one seems awfully familiar. The voice, the height, the eyes, everything.

*Trowa* You've got that right. They do look familiar, but they're not from the Clowns' Guild.

*Seto*The 'Clowns' Guild'?

*Trowa* It's a secret organzation for clowns. All clowns, you see, are in that organization. From Bozo to Krusty, they are all there. I didn't see any of these guys at the last meeting, or any of them for that matter, so they have to be imposters.

*Duo* Wow Trowa, I didn't know you could talk that long without stopping. That has to be your all time record.

*Trowa immediatly shuts up after that*

*Quatre* That's just great Duo. We finally get Trowa to say more than a paragraph and you made him shut up.

*Wufei* And I didn't know you could snap like that Winner

*Quatre* And I think I'm up for another round. Care to do so, Chang?

*Wufei* There is definatly something wrong here. Winner never snaps like that and he never calls me by my last name. Hardly ever. And Yuy & I are usually the ones tell Maxwell to shut up.

*Kenshin* There is definitaly something wrong here, that there is.

*Lykouleon* Yes, I can sense it too.

*Clown #1* What you brats up to?

*Seto was about to say something back but Quatre beat him to it* Who are calling a brat, brat? Your shorter than anyone here, except Yugi

*Yugi* Hey! I'm not that short!

*Ryou*Actually, your not that short, you two are about the same to me.

*Sayian Krys* Thank you Ryou. For being nice to Yugi, you get a lollipop too

*Ryou* ^_^

*Sayian Krys* Nothing better than a smiling Ryou

*Quatre* So stop insulting others that you are yourself and others are not. It's sicking to even talk like that.

*Seto* Okay, Trowa, I think you need to go and cool down Quatre.

*Trowa nods, picks up Quatre, and goes off somewhere to 'cool off' Quatre*

*Quatre was protesting the whole way, but his cries fall upon deaf ears*

*Shuichi* I hope Quatre gets cooled off, he really was on fire earlier. It's a shame to see someone like him get riled up like that.

*Japanda* Poor Quatre, well, you get a lollipop anyway

*Shuichi* ^_^

*Clown #1* Why even give treats to these imbeciles, they haven't done anything special

*Sayian Krys* Don't you dare call anyone of my friends or family imbeciles. You will pay dearly if you do.

*Clown #1* I'm willing to pay any amount you can offer, you freak. With that tail, you look just like a monkey.

*Clown #2* I totally agree with you, Clown #1

*Japanda* Okay, that's it, you are so gonna get it now.

*Sayian Krys* I couldn't agree more. Don't insult me, my race, or my tail. You shall pay dearly.

*Goku* We'll help too.

*Trunks* No one insults my girl and gets away with it.

*Suddenly, the special forces appear out of no where*

*Caterfree* To protect the world from devestation........

*Bakura* Please not again, we do not want to lose reveiws. Poke'mon is bad enough without the annoying motto of the overly repedative Team Rocket

*Yami Seto* Point well taken Bakura, so not now guys. Hey, Noah, is that you?

*Clown #1 looks really nervous* N-no, W-why w-would you think that?

*Yami Seto* Special forces granted me powers. Besides, I'd know a Kaiba when I see one. And you look like a Kaiba. It's all in the eyes and additude.

*Seto* I knew it. It was you, wasn't it, Noah?

*Clown #1* I-I a-am n-not th-this N-Noah K-Kaiba you sp-speak of.

*Rune* Don't be sure of yourself.

*He uses some sort of water magic to wash of the makeup and the wig too. The hair underneath was color of blue-green aqua.*

*Everyone* It's Noah!?

*Clown #1.....whoops.....Noah* What are you morons staring at?

*Japanda* Hey, Rune, do you think you can use your powers to take the makeup off the rest. I have a hunch that they are not who they seem.

*Rune* Gladly.

*He uses his powers to remove the makeup & wigs to reveal Frieza, Trieze & Cell*

*Vegeta* Holy hell, how did you escape hell?

*Frieza* Actually, to put the proper name on it, it's Home For Infinante Losers. HFIL for short

*Vegeta* It's the same to me. How did you escape?

*Trieze* We struck a deal with a new comer. He said if we could defeat a certian group of anime characters, he'd let us escape.

*Yugi, clinging to Yami* Who was that?

*An eerie voice that will send chills up your spine* I did, you dear sweet child

*The bad people stepped aside to reveal their leader*

*Everyone quivered and shudder so much you'd think there was an earth quake going on. But that didn't matter. For the scene that lay before them could not have in the entire human, sayian, dragon, demon, hikara & yami, or even at all possible. The most evil of all evil of all(not a typo) had returned. He had somehow risen from the depths from hell, and at all possible come back to the living world. The evil had returned and the evil had a name know as..................Barney the Dinosaur!