Here is part two of birthday edition of Spam. To recap what
happened........
~*An eerie voice that will send chills up your spine* I did, you dear sweet child
*The bad people stepped aside to reveal their leader*
*Everyone quivered and shudder so much you'd think there was an earth quake going on. But that didn't matter. For the scene that lay before them could not have in the entire human, sayian, dragon, demon, hikara & yami, or even at all possible. The most evil of all evil of all(not a typo) had returned. He had somehow risen from the depths from hell, and at all possible come back to the living world. The evil had returned and the evil had a name know as..................Barney the Dinosaur!*~
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*Everyone held their tounges to suppress a scream of either rage or terror.....most likely terror*
*Barney* Yes I have returned to reck bad things amounst your group of heroes and heroines
*Everyone held onto each other in terror at the monsterous purple dinosaur*
*Noah* So what should we do with them?
*The monster starts thinking deeply*
*Barney* I'm not sure, but I think I would love to traumatize that young child over there *he pointed to Yugi*
*Yugi shudders in fear behind his Yami and grips onto him tighter*
*Yami* If you so much as come near me or my hikari, I will make you suffer the most awful fate of any object, inanimate or not, in all of time
*The other yamis agree with the former pharaoh*
*Barney* How do you manage to pull that off? He can't hide from me
*Yami, to Yugi* Aibou, I want you to get inside the puzzle where it's safe
*Yugi nodded and went into the ancient egyptian puzzle*
*Barney looks confused* Huh? Where did that child go? He was here a second ago.....
*Yami holds on the puzzle* Why should we tell you? He's a lot safer where he is now than here
*Barney* Oh well, I'll just go for the second best thing..... soft fuzzy tails!
*Sayian Krys* Oh, hell no *brought tail up to chest to further protect it*
*Yami, gets in front of Sayian Krys* Now your taking it too far. No one threatens my aibou or my family
*Trunks* You have to get through me to get to her, and there's no way you can get both of us
*Barney* Well, then I won't go through either of you
*Yami & Trunks* Huh?
*Barney* Your all under my power, so I can do what I want
*Caterfree* How can you? It's against the rules to threaten to owner of these bishies!
*Barney* On the contrary, it's the evil powers bestowed upon me so I can do as I like
*Yami Seto* Your so going to get into trouble for this. It's against ever single rule in the torturer's manuel
*Yugimaster01* And there's a lot of rules in there
*Kenshin* That there is
*Barney* Well, I wouldn't worry that pretty head of yours, nice lady
*Kenshin* Oro?
*Caterfree* How dare you insult the almighty Kenshin!
*Barney smirks(A/N: not a good sign), snaps his fingers(or I think he has fingers) and somehow Kenshin is changed for his usual red gi and was changed into some sort of baby girl pink(A/N: They have baby boy blue so why not one for girls too?) easter dress with his beautiful long red hair(poor hair) into pony tails on top of his head*
*Kenshin, in a very high screehed up scared voice, his face turning as red as his hair* ORO!!!!!!!!
*Everyone* Kenshin!
*Barney chuckles evilly then starts giving Ryou the evil eye*
*Ryou gets scared and goes inside the Ring that he and his yami share*
*Barney* Not him too.....He would have made such a pretty lady too......Where is he?
*Bakura* How 'bout not. No one touches my precicous hikari but me.
*Barney* Oh well..I can have my fun with you ever since you look alike him
*Bakura* Not on my immortal life *trys using his shadow powers*
*But those don't work either*
*Barney* Can't your foolish mind see that you cannot hurt me? You've tried that already
*Bakura* And I thought you didn't use words like that?
*Marik* Funny me too
*Barney* I can say whatever I want
*Sayian Krys* Nope, this is PG-13, so even then we have limits. I'd like to keep it that way. So sorry, no extreme cursing or sexual conent that can disturb a person. *some how was looking at Marik the entire time*
*Marik* What? I go into another room with Malik so I don't traruamtize anyone. So I'm being good *innocent puppy look*
*Sayian Krys* I'll keep my eye on you
*Marik* I am! I'll be good
*Malik shakes his head, smiling and comforts his hurt yami*
*Barney* It's no fun doing you one at a time
*Heero* That did not sound right at all
*Barney* Let's try doing you all at once *snaps fingers and everyone dissappears, except the bad guys*
*Frieza* So what did you do to them
*Barney* Put them into the televised world, just look at the television
*Everyone that's there looks and see the blank screen*
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*Barney gets a remote and turns it on to see a channel with the Yugioh cast(the ones in this story) in ancient Egypt. Yami in his Pharaoh outfit, Bakura in his tomb robber outfit and Yugi, Ryou(they were somehow brought out of the items) Malik, Marik in peasent clothes, Seto in his priest outfit, & Joey in the guard outfit*
*A narrative voice* Welcome to the history channel. Today, we look back into Ancient Egypt, where The Great Pharaoh ruled all.
*Yami thinking* What the hell is this? Why am I back in Egypt and why is everyone dress like this?
*The Narrator* Today, we are about to witness a judging. The infamous tomb robber has finally been caught and is facing the Pharaoh
*Bakura thinking* Why do I get the feeling I'm not going to like this?
*Narrator* The great Pharaoh asks his greatest advisor, the high priest, what to do
*Yami, to Seto* Hey, Seto, What the hell is going on? And where is everyone else?
*Seto, to Yami* I don't know. That dinosaur must have sent us here. It look like were back in Egypt
*Narrator* The citzens voice their opinion to The Morning and Evening Star
*Malik* 'The Moring and Evening Star?'
*Marik* It was a nickname for the Pharaoh back then
*Malik* Oh, what are we supposed to do?
*Narrator to them* Your supposed to say how much you hate the notorious tomb robber by stealing things from you
*Yugi* But he hasn't stolen anything from us in a while, nor do we hate him either
*Narrator* Yes you have to!
*Yugi gets really scared and starts to cry*
*Narrator* Now that's the stuff
*Yami* Yugi! *rushes down to comfort his hurt aibou* shh...shh...my aibou, it's alright, I'm here now
*Narrator* Hey, Pharaoh, Get back on the throne and carry out the order to kill the Tomb Robber!
*Bakura* Why don't you shut the hell up! No one insults another yami when his hikari is down. It's just plain cruel and rude.
*Marik* And against the rules to even think about insulting a yami when his hikari is down
*Narrator* You shut up because I'm the narrator and you do what I say!
*Seto* No, we don't take orders from anyone.
*Joey* That's right
*Barney* This is getting boring. Channel changing time
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*This time, we see Caterfree in one of those old England princess kind of dresses and Kenshin in a suit of armor, with his sword in hand*
*Kenshin to himself* It's a step up from the dress and bows, that it is
*Caterfree* Why the hell am I in a dress?
*Suddenly, a huge fire-breathing dragon appeared, with Rath on top of it, looking really embarassed*
*Rath* Why the heck am I doing this?
*That annoying narrator is back* This is a fairy tale story where our brave knight defends his true love from the evil villan and his dragon
*Kenshin* But I do not want to fight my friend, that I do not
*Narrator* You will do it and you will like it
*Kenshin, starting to go Battosai* I will not kill my friends, no matter what
*Caterfree* Don't make him do it, it's not right to hurt others
*Barney* Boring! Change
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*This time, we see Yugimaster01 & Yami Seto in a cheap 70's spy movie*
*Yugimaster01* What the hell are we doing here?
*Yami Seto* Don't look at me, I didn't do anything
*Suddenly, a guy that looked like he was the leader of a Mafia came up to them*
*Mafia leader* Hello, secret agents. At last you arrive
*Yami Seto* What the heck to you want with us?
*Mafia leader* To kill you, but I must know your names before you die
*Yugimaster01* My name is Yugimaster01, member & leader of this edition of special forces
*Mafia leader* And your name sir?
*Yami Seto, like in a James Bond movie* My name is Seto Kaiba....Yami Seto Kaiba
*Mafia Leader* Well then, Mr. Kaiba, prepare to die
*Yami Seto pulls a gun out of no where and starts firing at everyone that comes remotely close to him. Yugimaster01, doing the same*
*Barney* Too much violence, Next!
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*This time we see a musical concert with Shuichi on stage, Wufei in the back with his drumset, Heero with his guitar, Vegeta at bass, with the return of Ryou on the piano*
*Shuichi* What the......?
*Crowd* Come on! Sing beautiful! Sing!
*Shuichi* uh...alright.......*starts to sing a song(think up a song for him to sing, I'm too lazy)*
*Vegeta, Wufei, Ryou & Heero played along with Shuichi's voice to the song*
*Barney* It's been done. Next!
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*This time, we see a soap opera setting with Sayian Krys, Trunks, Yami, and a baby Yugi(how he got there, I don't know)
*Trunks* What the hell is going on?
*Sayian Krys* Why the heck am I hold Yugi as a baby? I know he's adorible and all, but.....
*That narrator is back* He's your son
*Everyone present in this scene* NANI!!!!!??????
*Narrator* Yes, for you see, our young miss isn't so innocent after all, especially, with her boyfriend's best friend
*Yami* Okay, this has gone too far, I would never, in all of my immortal life do that to my own sister
*Sayian Krys* I agree, I would never.....!
*Narrator* On the contrary, that just makes it all better. She didn't tell her boyfriend she was having an affair with him while he was away on call in the army for 10 months, enough to have a baby
*Trunks* Since when did I join the army? I'm better off fighting with the Z senshi than with those bunch of weaklings. Puleez...
*Barney* Bet'cha she loves Yami more than Trunks and it goes into a big conflict
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*We see a chick flick setting with Quatre, Yuki, Lykouleon, Rune, Joey, Malik & Marik*
*That narrator has to die* Welome to 'All the pretty blondes'
*Quatre* Yes, thank you. But why did we end up on a show like this?
*Joey* I dunno, but I think we're not gunna like it
*Lykouleon* I agree, this entire chapter has not been going very well at all
*Yuki* Ya got that right. So stand your ground and prepare for the worst
*Everyone nods in agreement*
*Suddenly, a mob of fan girls come out for blood*
*Fangirl #1* Come on girls, our bishie gods are here
*Marik* Why do I get the feeling that they are not talking about gods up in the heavens?
*Malik* We have to do something? but what?
*Joey* Hey, isn't dis a chick flick?
*Quatre* Yes......why do you ask?
*Joey, in a huddle with the others* All we have to do is dis.....we act out
*Malik* How?
*Joey* Wit you an' your yami!
*Malik & Marik* Huh? Why us?
*Joey* Well, you guys are the only offical coupling here, so dat's it
*Lykouleon* Just be overly romantic...for the public....
*Marik* Dangit
*Fangirls start to get aggitated(not a good thing)*
*Malik, overly dramatic* My dear yami, how I've long awaited to see you again
*Marik, in the same fashion* I could never stay away from you, my light
*Malik, starting some sad eyes and looked away dramitically from his yami* but alas, I cannot stay, my love
*Marik* But, my precious, why do you look so sorrowful on such a joyous occassion?
*Joey, to the others* Wow, they're really into this
*Malik, with fake tears in his eyes* Marik, my love, my horrid stepfather has forced me to marry another, when he knows I love you and you alone
*Yuki* This sounds like one of my novels
*Marik* My love, I do not know why your step father could make you endure such pain, but, come with me. We will live together and forget your life here
*Fangirls* Yeah, go with him. He's your true love
*Malik* I can't, for my stepfather will surely kill you if he found out. He is forcing me to marry the....Anzu
*Quatre* Go Malik, but did you have to choose her?
*Rune* shhh....it's getting good
*Marik* I cannot let that horrible happen upon your beautiful self. You are needed by my side, and I will defeat any one, man or beast, to even try to separate you from me
*Malik* Oh, Marik *has those stars in his eyes for effect of a romantic moment*
*Everyone sighs at the great, tender moment*
*Then, for an even more dramatic moment, Marik kisses Malik tenderly*
*Marik, thinking* Eat your heart out, Pharaoh
*One of the fangirls* That's so beautiful
*Another Fangirl* Kawaii!!!! ^_^
*Another Fangirl* I wish I had a boyfriend like that
*Another Fangirl* Hey, why don't we go get rid of that evil stepfather so that they can be together?
*Rest of the mob* Yeah! *goes off to find the 'stepfather'*
*Yuki* Now that's entertainment.
*Malik* I pray to that poor soul that they think is my 'stepfather'
*Barney* Boring!
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*This time, we see Goku, Vegeta(they some how have their tails back), Japanda, Sayian Krys, Inuyasha, & Shuichi(in his dog suit again)*
*Narrator(coughcoughbastardcoughcough)* Welcome to Animal Planet
*Inuyasha* Oh, shit!
*Everyone agrees*
*Narrator* We have three monkeys
*Sayians* We're not monkeys! We're Sayians!
*Narrator* A panda
*Japanda is grinding her teeth to prevent evil things from coming out*
*Narrator* And two dogs
*Shuichi* I'm not a dog, I'm a guy in a dog suit!
*Inuyasha* I'm not a dog, I'm a half dog demon! hence the demon part!
*Narrator* And today, we re going to so you how they neature and spay pets
*Everyone* O.O; Oh, shit, get us out of here
*Barney* Hehehehe, Nope!, *he stays here on this station*
*Sayain Krys* Remember what I said about that PG-13 rating!?
*Barney* uuuuhhhhhhh.......nope! *keeps it on the same channel*
*Everyone on this station* AAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
*Someone somehow stole the remote and pushed the exit button to get get everyone out of there*
*Everyone fell with a thump* Ouch.........
*Barney* Who took the remote?
*Everyone looks to see a bunch of people. Names: Duke, Sanosuke, Sesshomaru, & Knives*
*Duke* This monster was fighting unfairly, so we decided to come and help
*The others nodded*
*Barney* You will get back into that television and go with the shows
*A big booming voice* Not so fast....
*Everyone looks skyward who said that*
*The big booming voice* You have done enough to these people
*They see a very big hunk of cheese*
*Special Forces* It's The Big Cheese! The ruler of the world and everything!
*Everyone bows to The Big Cheese*
*The Big Cheese* No need to bow infront of me, but I believe someone was abusing his power
*Everyone looks to Barney and he cringes in fear*
*The Big Cheese* For what you have done to everyone here as well as abused your rights, you are here by sentenced to Hell again, permantly, with some old enemies of mine
*Barney* The Shredder?
*The Big Cheese* You haven't seen the Teeage Mutant Ninga Turtles have you? That's their enemy, not mine. Mine are the Penguins. They are always plotting something against me, but they always fail
*Barney* No, not the Penguins! *gets carried away by massive body guards, screaming all the way*
*Japanda* Those poor guards
*The Big Cheese* Don't worry, they're used to it. By the way, did I hear about a certian sayian's birthday party today?
*Sayian Krys' shyness is starting to show(though sayians are not usually shy)* It's mine, sir
*The Big Cheese* Well come on girl, be happy, it's your birthday! *Confetti & Balloons starts fallling everywhere*
*Sayian Krys has a very big grin on her face*
*Everyone starts to party like there's no tomorrow. Even the most unsocial ones, with some gentle coaxing from their kois(A/N:hehehe, you don't want to know what happened between Heero & Duo ^_^)*
*Everyone dances to the music(Jpop, Avril Lavigne and others)*
*Then, comes cake.(A/N: Very big cake for obvious reasons, either it be alot of people or just the sayians) Half chocolate, half white(for those allergic to chocolate or just don't like it) with ice cream of every flavor imaginable(I like chocolate ^-^)*
*After cake & ice cream, everyone got gifts. Flowers from Kenshin, Quatre, Vash, Yami Seto, Ryou, Lykouleon & Yugi(really kawaii scene too), Jewelery from Trunks, Rune, Heero, Wufei, Bakura,Wolfwood, Malik & Marik. Yami got her a dueling deck full of the best cards(Dark Magician rules!) A copy of Yuki's latest book, A plushie of Trunks from Caterfree, A set of dice from Duke, Dragon Fangs from Inuyasha & Sesshomaru and a ton of other stuff from everyone else*
Thank you all! Happy Birthday and my first year on fanfiction! Yay! Candy, Cookies, Ice cream, and Cake for everyone! ^_^
~*An eerie voice that will send chills up your spine* I did, you dear sweet child
*The bad people stepped aside to reveal their leader*
*Everyone quivered and shudder so much you'd think there was an earth quake going on. But that didn't matter. For the scene that lay before them could not have in the entire human, sayian, dragon, demon, hikara & yami, or even at all possible. The most evil of all evil of all(not a typo) had returned. He had somehow risen from the depths from hell, and at all possible come back to the living world. The evil had returned and the evil had a name know as..................Barney the Dinosaur!*~
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*Everyone held their tounges to suppress a scream of either rage or terror.....most likely terror*
*Barney* Yes I have returned to reck bad things amounst your group of heroes and heroines
*Everyone held onto each other in terror at the monsterous purple dinosaur*
*Noah* So what should we do with them?
*The monster starts thinking deeply*
*Barney* I'm not sure, but I think I would love to traumatize that young child over there *he pointed to Yugi*
*Yugi shudders in fear behind his Yami and grips onto him tighter*
*Yami* If you so much as come near me or my hikari, I will make you suffer the most awful fate of any object, inanimate or not, in all of time
*The other yamis agree with the former pharaoh*
*Barney* How do you manage to pull that off? He can't hide from me
*Yami, to Yugi* Aibou, I want you to get inside the puzzle where it's safe
*Yugi nodded and went into the ancient egyptian puzzle*
*Barney looks confused* Huh? Where did that child go? He was here a second ago.....
*Yami holds on the puzzle* Why should we tell you? He's a lot safer where he is now than here
*Barney* Oh well, I'll just go for the second best thing..... soft fuzzy tails!
*Sayian Krys* Oh, hell no *brought tail up to chest to further protect it*
*Yami, gets in front of Sayian Krys* Now your taking it too far. No one threatens my aibou or my family
*Trunks* You have to get through me to get to her, and there's no way you can get both of us
*Barney* Well, then I won't go through either of you
*Yami & Trunks* Huh?
*Barney* Your all under my power, so I can do what I want
*Caterfree* How can you? It's against the rules to threaten to owner of these bishies!
*Barney* On the contrary, it's the evil powers bestowed upon me so I can do as I like
*Yami Seto* Your so going to get into trouble for this. It's against ever single rule in the torturer's manuel
*Yugimaster01* And there's a lot of rules in there
*Kenshin* That there is
*Barney* Well, I wouldn't worry that pretty head of yours, nice lady
*Kenshin* Oro?
*Caterfree* How dare you insult the almighty Kenshin!
*Barney smirks(A/N: not a good sign), snaps his fingers(or I think he has fingers) and somehow Kenshin is changed for his usual red gi and was changed into some sort of baby girl pink(A/N: They have baby boy blue so why not one for girls too?) easter dress with his beautiful long red hair(poor hair) into pony tails on top of his head*
*Kenshin, in a very high screehed up scared voice, his face turning as red as his hair* ORO!!!!!!!!
*Everyone* Kenshin!
*Barney chuckles evilly then starts giving Ryou the evil eye*
*Ryou gets scared and goes inside the Ring that he and his yami share*
*Barney* Not him too.....He would have made such a pretty lady too......Where is he?
*Bakura* How 'bout not. No one touches my precicous hikari but me.
*Barney* Oh well..I can have my fun with you ever since you look alike him
*Bakura* Not on my immortal life *trys using his shadow powers*
*But those don't work either*
*Barney* Can't your foolish mind see that you cannot hurt me? You've tried that already
*Bakura* And I thought you didn't use words like that?
*Marik* Funny me too
*Barney* I can say whatever I want
*Sayian Krys* Nope, this is PG-13, so even then we have limits. I'd like to keep it that way. So sorry, no extreme cursing or sexual conent that can disturb a person. *some how was looking at Marik the entire time*
*Marik* What? I go into another room with Malik so I don't traruamtize anyone. So I'm being good *innocent puppy look*
*Sayian Krys* I'll keep my eye on you
*Marik* I am! I'll be good
*Malik shakes his head, smiling and comforts his hurt yami*
*Barney* It's no fun doing you one at a time
*Heero* That did not sound right at all
*Barney* Let's try doing you all at once *snaps fingers and everyone dissappears, except the bad guys*
*Frieza* So what did you do to them
*Barney* Put them into the televised world, just look at the television
*Everyone that's there looks and see the blank screen*
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*Barney gets a remote and turns it on to see a channel with the Yugioh cast(the ones in this story) in ancient Egypt. Yami in his Pharaoh outfit, Bakura in his tomb robber outfit and Yugi, Ryou(they were somehow brought out of the items) Malik, Marik in peasent clothes, Seto in his priest outfit, & Joey in the guard outfit*
*A narrative voice* Welcome to the history channel. Today, we look back into Ancient Egypt, where The Great Pharaoh ruled all.
*Yami thinking* What the hell is this? Why am I back in Egypt and why is everyone dress like this?
*The Narrator* Today, we are about to witness a judging. The infamous tomb robber has finally been caught and is facing the Pharaoh
*Bakura thinking* Why do I get the feeling I'm not going to like this?
*Narrator* The great Pharaoh asks his greatest advisor, the high priest, what to do
*Yami, to Seto* Hey, Seto, What the hell is going on? And where is everyone else?
*Seto, to Yami* I don't know. That dinosaur must have sent us here. It look like were back in Egypt
*Narrator* The citzens voice their opinion to The Morning and Evening Star
*Malik* 'The Moring and Evening Star?'
*Marik* It was a nickname for the Pharaoh back then
*Malik* Oh, what are we supposed to do?
*Narrator to them* Your supposed to say how much you hate the notorious tomb robber by stealing things from you
*Yugi* But he hasn't stolen anything from us in a while, nor do we hate him either
*Narrator* Yes you have to!
*Yugi gets really scared and starts to cry*
*Narrator* Now that's the stuff
*Yami* Yugi! *rushes down to comfort his hurt aibou* shh...shh...my aibou, it's alright, I'm here now
*Narrator* Hey, Pharaoh, Get back on the throne and carry out the order to kill the Tomb Robber!
*Bakura* Why don't you shut the hell up! No one insults another yami when his hikari is down. It's just plain cruel and rude.
*Marik* And against the rules to even think about insulting a yami when his hikari is down
*Narrator* You shut up because I'm the narrator and you do what I say!
*Seto* No, we don't take orders from anyone.
*Joey* That's right
*Barney* This is getting boring. Channel changing time
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*This time, we see Caterfree in one of those old England princess kind of dresses and Kenshin in a suit of armor, with his sword in hand*
*Kenshin to himself* It's a step up from the dress and bows, that it is
*Caterfree* Why the hell am I in a dress?
*Suddenly, a huge fire-breathing dragon appeared, with Rath on top of it, looking really embarassed*
*Rath* Why the heck am I doing this?
*That annoying narrator is back* This is a fairy tale story where our brave knight defends his true love from the evil villan and his dragon
*Kenshin* But I do not want to fight my friend, that I do not
*Narrator* You will do it and you will like it
*Kenshin, starting to go Battosai* I will not kill my friends, no matter what
*Caterfree* Don't make him do it, it's not right to hurt others
*Barney* Boring! Change
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*This time, we see Yugimaster01 & Yami Seto in a cheap 70's spy movie*
*Yugimaster01* What the hell are we doing here?
*Yami Seto* Don't look at me, I didn't do anything
*Suddenly, a guy that looked like he was the leader of a Mafia came up to them*
*Mafia leader* Hello, secret agents. At last you arrive
*Yami Seto* What the heck to you want with us?
*Mafia leader* To kill you, but I must know your names before you die
*Yugimaster01* My name is Yugimaster01, member & leader of this edition of special forces
*Mafia leader* And your name sir?
*Yami Seto, like in a James Bond movie* My name is Seto Kaiba....Yami Seto Kaiba
*Mafia Leader* Well then, Mr. Kaiba, prepare to die
*Yami Seto pulls a gun out of no where and starts firing at everyone that comes remotely close to him. Yugimaster01, doing the same*
*Barney* Too much violence, Next!
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*This time we see a musical concert with Shuichi on stage, Wufei in the back with his drumset, Heero with his guitar, Vegeta at bass, with the return of Ryou on the piano*
*Shuichi* What the......?
*Crowd* Come on! Sing beautiful! Sing!
*Shuichi* uh...alright.......*starts to sing a song(think up a song for him to sing, I'm too lazy)*
*Vegeta, Wufei, Ryou & Heero played along with Shuichi's voice to the song*
*Barney* It's been done. Next!
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*This time, we see a soap opera setting with Sayian Krys, Trunks, Yami, and a baby Yugi(how he got there, I don't know)
*Trunks* What the hell is going on?
*Sayian Krys* Why the heck am I hold Yugi as a baby? I know he's adorible and all, but.....
*That narrator is back* He's your son
*Everyone present in this scene* NANI!!!!!??????
*Narrator* Yes, for you see, our young miss isn't so innocent after all, especially, with her boyfriend's best friend
*Yami* Okay, this has gone too far, I would never, in all of my immortal life do that to my own sister
*Sayian Krys* I agree, I would never.....!
*Narrator* On the contrary, that just makes it all better. She didn't tell her boyfriend she was having an affair with him while he was away on call in the army for 10 months, enough to have a baby
*Trunks* Since when did I join the army? I'm better off fighting with the Z senshi than with those bunch of weaklings. Puleez...
*Barney* Bet'cha she loves Yami more than Trunks and it goes into a big conflict
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*We see a chick flick setting with Quatre, Yuki, Lykouleon, Rune, Joey, Malik & Marik*
*That narrator has to die* Welome to 'All the pretty blondes'
*Quatre* Yes, thank you. But why did we end up on a show like this?
*Joey* I dunno, but I think we're not gunna like it
*Lykouleon* I agree, this entire chapter has not been going very well at all
*Yuki* Ya got that right. So stand your ground and prepare for the worst
*Everyone nods in agreement*
*Suddenly, a mob of fan girls come out for blood*
*Fangirl #1* Come on girls, our bishie gods are here
*Marik* Why do I get the feeling that they are not talking about gods up in the heavens?
*Malik* We have to do something? but what?
*Joey* Hey, isn't dis a chick flick?
*Quatre* Yes......why do you ask?
*Joey, in a huddle with the others* All we have to do is dis.....we act out
*Malik* How?
*Joey* Wit you an' your yami!
*Malik & Marik* Huh? Why us?
*Joey* Well, you guys are the only offical coupling here, so dat's it
*Lykouleon* Just be overly romantic...for the public....
*Marik* Dangit
*Fangirls start to get aggitated(not a good thing)*
*Malik, overly dramatic* My dear yami, how I've long awaited to see you again
*Marik, in the same fashion* I could never stay away from you, my light
*Malik, starting some sad eyes and looked away dramitically from his yami* but alas, I cannot stay, my love
*Marik* But, my precious, why do you look so sorrowful on such a joyous occassion?
*Joey, to the others* Wow, they're really into this
*Malik, with fake tears in his eyes* Marik, my love, my horrid stepfather has forced me to marry another, when he knows I love you and you alone
*Yuki* This sounds like one of my novels
*Marik* My love, I do not know why your step father could make you endure such pain, but, come with me. We will live together and forget your life here
*Fangirls* Yeah, go with him. He's your true love
*Malik* I can't, for my stepfather will surely kill you if he found out. He is forcing me to marry the....Anzu
*Quatre* Go Malik, but did you have to choose her?
*Rune* shhh....it's getting good
*Marik* I cannot let that horrible happen upon your beautiful self. You are needed by my side, and I will defeat any one, man or beast, to even try to separate you from me
*Malik* Oh, Marik *has those stars in his eyes for effect of a romantic moment*
*Everyone sighs at the great, tender moment*
*Then, for an even more dramatic moment, Marik kisses Malik tenderly*
*Marik, thinking* Eat your heart out, Pharaoh
*One of the fangirls* That's so beautiful
*Another Fangirl* Kawaii!!!! ^_^
*Another Fangirl* I wish I had a boyfriend like that
*Another Fangirl* Hey, why don't we go get rid of that evil stepfather so that they can be together?
*Rest of the mob* Yeah! *goes off to find the 'stepfather'*
*Yuki* Now that's entertainment.
*Malik* I pray to that poor soul that they think is my 'stepfather'
*Barney* Boring!
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*This time, we see Goku, Vegeta(they some how have their tails back), Japanda, Sayian Krys, Inuyasha, & Shuichi(in his dog suit again)*
*Narrator(coughcoughbastardcoughcough)* Welcome to Animal Planet
*Inuyasha* Oh, shit!
*Everyone agrees*
*Narrator* We have three monkeys
*Sayians* We're not monkeys! We're Sayians!
*Narrator* A panda
*Japanda is grinding her teeth to prevent evil things from coming out*
*Narrator* And two dogs
*Shuichi* I'm not a dog, I'm a guy in a dog suit!
*Inuyasha* I'm not a dog, I'm a half dog demon! hence the demon part!
*Narrator* And today, we re going to so you how they neature and spay pets
*Everyone* O.O; Oh, shit, get us out of here
*Barney* Hehehehe, Nope!, *he stays here on this station*
*Sayain Krys* Remember what I said about that PG-13 rating!?
*Barney* uuuuhhhhhhh.......nope! *keeps it on the same channel*
*Everyone on this station* AAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
*Someone somehow stole the remote and pushed the exit button to get get everyone out of there*
*Everyone fell with a thump* Ouch.........
*Barney* Who took the remote?
*Everyone looks to see a bunch of people. Names: Duke, Sanosuke, Sesshomaru, & Knives*
*Duke* This monster was fighting unfairly, so we decided to come and help
*The others nodded*
*Barney* You will get back into that television and go with the shows
*A big booming voice* Not so fast....
*Everyone looks skyward who said that*
*The big booming voice* You have done enough to these people
*They see a very big hunk of cheese*
*Special Forces* It's The Big Cheese! The ruler of the world and everything!
*Everyone bows to The Big Cheese*
*The Big Cheese* No need to bow infront of me, but I believe someone was abusing his power
*Everyone looks to Barney and he cringes in fear*
*The Big Cheese* For what you have done to everyone here as well as abused your rights, you are here by sentenced to Hell again, permantly, with some old enemies of mine
*Barney* The Shredder?
*The Big Cheese* You haven't seen the Teeage Mutant Ninga Turtles have you? That's their enemy, not mine. Mine are the Penguins. They are always plotting something against me, but they always fail
*Barney* No, not the Penguins! *gets carried away by massive body guards, screaming all the way*
*Japanda* Those poor guards
*The Big Cheese* Don't worry, they're used to it. By the way, did I hear about a certian sayian's birthday party today?
*Sayian Krys' shyness is starting to show(though sayians are not usually shy)* It's mine, sir
*The Big Cheese* Well come on girl, be happy, it's your birthday! *Confetti & Balloons starts fallling everywhere*
*Sayian Krys has a very big grin on her face*
*Everyone starts to party like there's no tomorrow. Even the most unsocial ones, with some gentle coaxing from their kois(A/N:hehehe, you don't want to know what happened between Heero & Duo ^_^)*
*Everyone dances to the music(Jpop, Avril Lavigne and others)*
*Then, comes cake.(A/N: Very big cake for obvious reasons, either it be alot of people or just the sayians) Half chocolate, half white(for those allergic to chocolate or just don't like it) with ice cream of every flavor imaginable(I like chocolate ^-^)*
*After cake & ice cream, everyone got gifts. Flowers from Kenshin, Quatre, Vash, Yami Seto, Ryou, Lykouleon & Yugi(really kawaii scene too), Jewelery from Trunks, Rune, Heero, Wufei, Bakura,Wolfwood, Malik & Marik. Yami got her a dueling deck full of the best cards(Dark Magician rules!) A copy of Yuki's latest book, A plushie of Trunks from Caterfree, A set of dice from Duke, Dragon Fangs from Inuyasha & Sesshomaru and a ton of other stuff from everyone else*
Thank you all! Happy Birthday and my first year on fanfiction! Yay! Candy, Cookies, Ice cream, and Cake for everyone! ^_^