DISCLAMER: I don't own any of the Inuyasha or Yu Yu Hakusho Characters, nor
do I own "Crazy in Love" Sung by Beyonce. Heck, I don't even own the
Karaoke Bar, darn them all...
Chapter One: Crazy in Love
Inuyasha and the rest of the gang are sitting at a table in a karaoke bar, drinking their soda and tea, and arguing with a certain insignificant fox...in Inuyasha's case. Kagome has her head resting on the table, angrily listening to Inuyasha and Shippo's ongoing dispute about who ate all of Inuyasha's ramen (...figures...).
Kagome: *eye twitches* Will you two quit it?!
Inuyasha: *freezes* Since when did you start acting all PMS-y?
Kagome: I'm just tired of listening to your stupid arguments! They are stupid, for one, and last for a minimum of twenty minutes!!
Inuyasha: Jeez, Kagome. Who peed in your cheerios?
Miroku sighs right before someone taps Kagome on the shoulder, causing everyone's attention to look behind her.
Botan: Hi, Kagome-san!!
Kagome: *throws arms around her friends* Botan! Keiko! What are you doing here?!
Keiko: We tucked the boys into coming here to karaoke. Yusuke and Hiei don't seem too pleased, but the others are fine with it! ^-^
Kagome: Wow. You making Hiei sing? That's pretty funny.
Hiei: Who said I was singing?
Botan: Hey! I've got a great idea! We all can sing...TOGETHER!!
Inuyasha: Oh great...
Yusuke: Tell me about it...
Kagome: Wow! That's a wonderful idea! Oh, this'll be so much fun!
Sango: So, we just go up there and sing?
Keiko: Yea. Of course there'll be words for you to follow, but all you pretty much need to do is pick out a song you like and sing it in the microphone. So who'll be first?
Kagome: I'll go! I heard this one song on the radio, recently, and I absolutely love it! I'm gonna sing "Crazy in Love" by Beyonce and Jay-Z.
Koenma: I'll sing with you. I practically know the rap part by heart, now.
The whole Yu Yu Hakusho gang: *face fault*
Kagome: ^-^ Alrighty then! (Thank Kami-sama he's not a toddler...)
Kagome and Koenma step up on the stage and grab a microphone just as the music starts to play. Meanwhile, Inuyasha huffs and crosses his arms.
Miroku: *grinning* Jealous, are we Inuyasha?
Inuyasha: *pounds a fist in his head* As if, you perverted lecher-monk!!
Everyone in the bar stops what they are doing to listen to the music begin to play.
[Intro - Kagome:] You ready? Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, oh no no Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, oh no no Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, oh no no Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, oh no no
Keiko: Hey, she's pretty good! I think she makes an adorable couple with Koenma-kun! ^-^
Inuyasha and Botan: *crosses arms* Yea right!! Humph!
[Intro - Koenma] Yea, history in the making, Part 2, it's so crazy right now
Sango: You mean there was a part 1?
Miroku: It appears so... *grins in his own perverted way*
Sango: Augh! Is that all you can ever think about??
Miroku: ^-^
[Verse 1 - Kagome] I look and stare so deep in your eyes, I touch on you more and more every time, When you leave I'm begging you not to go, Call your name two or three times in a row,
Shippo: The lyrics seem a bit too familiar... *suspiciously looks at Inuyasha*
Inuyasha: And what's that supposed to mean?!
Shippo: Eep! I say nothing!
Inuyasha: *turns back to Kagome* That's what I thought.
Such a funny thing for me to try to explain, How I'm feeling and my pride is the one to blame. 'Cuz I know I don't understand, Just how your love you're doing no one else can.
Botan: I see what you're trying to say, young fox child, and I perfectly agree. Inuyasha needs to express himself more to Kagome-san. *shoots him a menacing glare*
Inuyasha: Look, lady, I don't even know you, so you better just shut up now if you know what's good for your health, woman.
Botan: Why you-!
Yusuke: Botan! *holding her back from mauling off Inuyasha's face* Calm down!
Inuyasha: Yea, that's right, you old hag!
Botan: Hag?!!! Why you-!!
[Chorus - Kagome] Got me looking so crazy right now, your love's Got me looking so crazy right now (in love) Got me looking so crazy right now, your touch Got me looking so crazy right now (your touch) Got me hoping you'll page me right now, your kiss Got me hoping you'll save me right now
Shippo: What does page mean? Isn't that the sheets of paper you find in a picture book?
Sango: No, I think she means call, or something.
Miroku: Americans have such strange choices in words.
Looking so crazy in love's, Got me looking, got me looking so crazy in love.
Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, oh no no Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, oh no no Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, oh no no Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, oh no no
(A.N. Please don't hate me if I skip verse two!)
Hiei: Does he fight like this often? *watching Inuyasha and Botan bite each others head off...not literally...*
Miroku: *sighs* it's a given...
Got me looking so crazy right now, your touch (you're in love) Got me looking so crazy right now (love!) Got me hoping you'll page me right now, your kiss (hey!) Got me hoping you'll save me right now Looking so crazy in love's, (hey) Got me looking, got me looking so crazy in love.
I'm looking so crazy in love's, Got me looking, got me looking so crazy in love.
[Verse 3 - Koenma (Kagome)] Check it, let's go Young Hov y'all know when the flow is loco, Young K and the R-O-C, uh oh, (oh)
Everyone: @_@
Ol' G, big homie, the one and only, Stick bony, but the pocket is fat like Tony, Soprano, (oh no) The ROC handle like Van Axel, I shake phoneys man, You can't get next to, The genuine article I go I do not sing though, I sling though, If anything I bling yo,
Sango: Okay, next time in English please.
Shippo: This must be some new type of language they created in Kagome's time.
Miroku: Maybe so, or it could just be those weird Americans again...
A star like Ringo, roll like??? Crazy bring ya whole set, Koenma in the range, crazy and deranged, They can't figure them out they like hey is he insane, (oh no)
Botan: Oh god no.
Yusuke: *cracking up in laughter*
Hiei: Koenma, crazy and deranged? And I thought I've seen everything...
Keiko: He doesn't have that bad a voice though...
Yes sir I'm cut from a different cloth, My texture is the best fur, of chinchilla. (Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, oh no no) Been dealing with chain smokers,
Yusuke: ^-^
But how you think I got the name Hova? (Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, oh no no) I been realer the game's over, (Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, oh no no) Fall back young, ever since the label changed over (Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, oh no no) to platinum the game's been wrap, One!
[Bridge - Kagome] Got me looking, so crazy, my baby I'm not myself, lately I'm foolish, I don't do this, I've been playing myself, baby I don't care 'Cuz your love's got the best of me, And baby you're making a fool of me, You got me sprung and I don't care who sees, 'Cuz baby you got me, you got me, so crazy baby HEY!
Botan and Keiko: Whoa!
Botan: Oh my gosh, you go girl!! ^-^
Inuyasha: Oh my gosh, you girls are, like, so gay girlfriends! ^o^
Botan: *turns red in anger*
[x2 Chorus - Kagome] Got me looking so crazy right now, your love's (oh love) Got me looking so crazy right now (lookin' crazy) Got me looking so crazy right now, your touch Got me looking so crazy right now Got me hoping you'll page me right now, your kiss (baby) Got me hoping you'll save me right now (baby) Looking so crazy in love's, (whoa!) Got me looking, got me looking so crazy in love. (whoa!) Everyone, except for "the cool ones" clap in amazement at how well they both sang together. Kagome and Koenma step off the stage, leaving the microphones on the ground.
Sango: Wow, Kagome. I didn't know you could sing so well!
Kagome: *blushing* Yea well...
Inuyasha: You dork! *smacks Kagome in the head*
Kagome: Ow! What the- SIT BOY!
Inuyasha slams into the ground causing Koenma to wince.
Inuyasha: What was that for?!?
Kagome: I could ask the same for you!
Inuyasha: I never told you you could sing love songs with him!! *points to Koenma*
Koenma: -_-;;
Kagome: It was just a song, Inuyasha!! What is wrong with you?!
Miroku: *cough cough*jealous*cough cough*
Inuyasha: That is NOT true!!
Botan: *claps hands together* Why don't we choose a different singer! ^-^
Miroku: I will sing...that is if no one else will volunteer.
Botan: Wonderful idea! Why don't we shove Yusuke in with you since he won't mind, now will he, Yusuke?
Yusuke: Remind me to take away your yarn ball when we get home...
Botan: Mee~ow! Feisty aren't we, Yusuke?
Yusuke: Not intentionally.
~*~*~*~*~
Mee~ow! =^-^=
Phew! That was tiring but really fun! Well, I hope you liked it. I tried to make the characters as much as them as I possibly could (gets hit with several boulders. Well you have to give me credit for Miroku's twisted mind, at least). Three claps for the perverted monk! He was pretty tame in this chapter, but don't think that he will remain like this for too long.heh heh heh.(gets hit with more heavy objects)
Miroku: I heard that.
Gah!! What are you doing back here!
Miroku: I followed the authoress signs.
Hey! This is strictly off-limits! The characters aren't aloud to see me in the process of making your fanfiction!! Get out now!
Miroku: *gropes her* ^-^
Eeeeeeew!!!!!!!!! You shall pay!!!
*Lightning bolt strikes down and terribly misses her target*
Miroku: If that was supposed to hit me, then you have reeeally bad aim...
Argh!!!! Just leave me alone, before I get writer's block. Gosh, I need a vacation...and I've only started...
Chapter One: Crazy in Love
Inuyasha and the rest of the gang are sitting at a table in a karaoke bar, drinking their soda and tea, and arguing with a certain insignificant fox...in Inuyasha's case. Kagome has her head resting on the table, angrily listening to Inuyasha and Shippo's ongoing dispute about who ate all of Inuyasha's ramen (...figures...).
Kagome: *eye twitches* Will you two quit it?!
Inuyasha: *freezes* Since when did you start acting all PMS-y?
Kagome: I'm just tired of listening to your stupid arguments! They are stupid, for one, and last for a minimum of twenty minutes!!
Inuyasha: Jeez, Kagome. Who peed in your cheerios?
Miroku sighs right before someone taps Kagome on the shoulder, causing everyone's attention to look behind her.
Botan: Hi, Kagome-san!!
Kagome: *throws arms around her friends* Botan! Keiko! What are you doing here?!
Keiko: We tucked the boys into coming here to karaoke. Yusuke and Hiei don't seem too pleased, but the others are fine with it! ^-^
Kagome: Wow. You making Hiei sing? That's pretty funny.
Hiei: Who said I was singing?
Botan: Hey! I've got a great idea! We all can sing...TOGETHER!!
Inuyasha: Oh great...
Yusuke: Tell me about it...
Kagome: Wow! That's a wonderful idea! Oh, this'll be so much fun!
Sango: So, we just go up there and sing?
Keiko: Yea. Of course there'll be words for you to follow, but all you pretty much need to do is pick out a song you like and sing it in the microphone. So who'll be first?
Kagome: I'll go! I heard this one song on the radio, recently, and I absolutely love it! I'm gonna sing "Crazy in Love" by Beyonce and Jay-Z.
Koenma: I'll sing with you. I practically know the rap part by heart, now.
The whole Yu Yu Hakusho gang: *face fault*
Kagome: ^-^ Alrighty then! (Thank Kami-sama he's not a toddler...)
Kagome and Koenma step up on the stage and grab a microphone just as the music starts to play. Meanwhile, Inuyasha huffs and crosses his arms.
Miroku: *grinning* Jealous, are we Inuyasha?
Inuyasha: *pounds a fist in his head* As if, you perverted lecher-monk!!
Everyone in the bar stops what they are doing to listen to the music begin to play.
[Intro - Kagome:] You ready? Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, oh no no Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, oh no no Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, oh no no Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, oh no no
Keiko: Hey, she's pretty good! I think she makes an adorable couple with Koenma-kun! ^-^
Inuyasha and Botan: *crosses arms* Yea right!! Humph!
[Intro - Koenma] Yea, history in the making, Part 2, it's so crazy right now
Sango: You mean there was a part 1?
Miroku: It appears so... *grins in his own perverted way*
Sango: Augh! Is that all you can ever think about??
Miroku: ^-^
[Verse 1 - Kagome] I look and stare so deep in your eyes, I touch on you more and more every time, When you leave I'm begging you not to go, Call your name two or three times in a row,
Shippo: The lyrics seem a bit too familiar... *suspiciously looks at Inuyasha*
Inuyasha: And what's that supposed to mean?!
Shippo: Eep! I say nothing!
Inuyasha: *turns back to Kagome* That's what I thought.
Such a funny thing for me to try to explain, How I'm feeling and my pride is the one to blame. 'Cuz I know I don't understand, Just how your love you're doing no one else can.
Botan: I see what you're trying to say, young fox child, and I perfectly agree. Inuyasha needs to express himself more to Kagome-san. *shoots him a menacing glare*
Inuyasha: Look, lady, I don't even know you, so you better just shut up now if you know what's good for your health, woman.
Botan: Why you-!
Yusuke: Botan! *holding her back from mauling off Inuyasha's face* Calm down!
Inuyasha: Yea, that's right, you old hag!
Botan: Hag?!!! Why you-!!
[Chorus - Kagome] Got me looking so crazy right now, your love's Got me looking so crazy right now (in love) Got me looking so crazy right now, your touch Got me looking so crazy right now (your touch) Got me hoping you'll page me right now, your kiss Got me hoping you'll save me right now
Shippo: What does page mean? Isn't that the sheets of paper you find in a picture book?
Sango: No, I think she means call, or something.
Miroku: Americans have such strange choices in words.
Looking so crazy in love's, Got me looking, got me looking so crazy in love.
Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, oh no no Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, oh no no Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, oh no no Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, oh no no
(A.N. Please don't hate me if I skip verse two!)
Hiei: Does he fight like this often? *watching Inuyasha and Botan bite each others head off...not literally...*
Miroku: *sighs* it's a given...
Got me looking so crazy right now, your touch (you're in love) Got me looking so crazy right now (love!) Got me hoping you'll page me right now, your kiss (hey!) Got me hoping you'll save me right now Looking so crazy in love's, (hey) Got me looking, got me looking so crazy in love.
I'm looking so crazy in love's, Got me looking, got me looking so crazy in love.
[Verse 3 - Koenma (Kagome)] Check it, let's go Young Hov y'all know when the flow is loco, Young K and the R-O-C, uh oh, (oh)
Everyone: @_@
Ol' G, big homie, the one and only, Stick bony, but the pocket is fat like Tony, Soprano, (oh no) The ROC handle like Van Axel, I shake phoneys man, You can't get next to, The genuine article I go I do not sing though, I sling though, If anything I bling yo,
Sango: Okay, next time in English please.
Shippo: This must be some new type of language they created in Kagome's time.
Miroku: Maybe so, or it could just be those weird Americans again...
A star like Ringo, roll like??? Crazy bring ya whole set, Koenma in the range, crazy and deranged, They can't figure them out they like hey is he insane, (oh no)
Botan: Oh god no.
Yusuke: *cracking up in laughter*
Hiei: Koenma, crazy and deranged? And I thought I've seen everything...
Keiko: He doesn't have that bad a voice though...
Yes sir I'm cut from a different cloth, My texture is the best fur, of chinchilla. (Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, oh no no) Been dealing with chain smokers,
Yusuke: ^-^
But how you think I got the name Hova? (Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, oh no no) I been realer the game's over, (Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, oh no no) Fall back young, ever since the label changed over (Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, oh no no) to platinum the game's been wrap, One!
[Bridge - Kagome] Got me looking, so crazy, my baby I'm not myself, lately I'm foolish, I don't do this, I've been playing myself, baby I don't care 'Cuz your love's got the best of me, And baby you're making a fool of me, You got me sprung and I don't care who sees, 'Cuz baby you got me, you got me, so crazy baby HEY!
Botan and Keiko: Whoa!
Botan: Oh my gosh, you go girl!! ^-^
Inuyasha: Oh my gosh, you girls are, like, so gay girlfriends! ^o^
Botan: *turns red in anger*
[x2 Chorus - Kagome] Got me looking so crazy right now, your love's (oh love) Got me looking so crazy right now (lookin' crazy) Got me looking so crazy right now, your touch Got me looking so crazy right now Got me hoping you'll page me right now, your kiss (baby) Got me hoping you'll save me right now (baby) Looking so crazy in love's, (whoa!) Got me looking, got me looking so crazy in love. (whoa!) Everyone, except for "the cool ones" clap in amazement at how well they both sang together. Kagome and Koenma step off the stage, leaving the microphones on the ground.
Sango: Wow, Kagome. I didn't know you could sing so well!
Kagome: *blushing* Yea well...
Inuyasha: You dork! *smacks Kagome in the head*
Kagome: Ow! What the- SIT BOY!
Inuyasha slams into the ground causing Koenma to wince.
Inuyasha: What was that for?!?
Kagome: I could ask the same for you!
Inuyasha: I never told you you could sing love songs with him!! *points to Koenma*
Koenma: -_-;;
Kagome: It was just a song, Inuyasha!! What is wrong with you?!
Miroku: *cough cough*jealous*cough cough*
Inuyasha: That is NOT true!!
Botan: *claps hands together* Why don't we choose a different singer! ^-^
Miroku: I will sing...that is if no one else will volunteer.
Botan: Wonderful idea! Why don't we shove Yusuke in with you since he won't mind, now will he, Yusuke?
Yusuke: Remind me to take away your yarn ball when we get home...
Botan: Mee~ow! Feisty aren't we, Yusuke?
Yusuke: Not intentionally.
~*~*~*~*~
Mee~ow! =^-^=
Phew! That was tiring but really fun! Well, I hope you liked it. I tried to make the characters as much as them as I possibly could (gets hit with several boulders. Well you have to give me credit for Miroku's twisted mind, at least). Three claps for the perverted monk! He was pretty tame in this chapter, but don't think that he will remain like this for too long.heh heh heh.(gets hit with more heavy objects)
Miroku: I heard that.
Gah!! What are you doing back here!
Miroku: I followed the authoress signs.
Hey! This is strictly off-limits! The characters aren't aloud to see me in the process of making your fanfiction!! Get out now!
Miroku: *gropes her* ^-^
Eeeeeeew!!!!!!!!! You shall pay!!!
*Lightning bolt strikes down and terribly misses her target*
Miroku: If that was supposed to hit me, then you have reeeally bad aim...
Argh!!!! Just leave me alone, before I get writer's block. Gosh, I need a vacation...and I've only started...