A.N. Thanks for the review! I honestly didn't think any one would do so...
but I shall not reject requests so here's ur story! Oh and also, I knocked
up the rating because of the use of "inappropriate words" and the song
lyrics...
DISCLAMER: I do not own Inuyasha or Yu Yu Hakusho, no matter how much I crave being in that high of a position. It's all for the better, tho. I mean, if I owned Inuyasha, I'd probably take over the whole world or something. I also do not own the song "Excuse Me Miss." I don't even like that song that much (it just fits with its character.real well). Let's all just say that I'm borrowing it for a little while...
Warning: This song contains drug use and drugs are bad.
Chapter Two: Excuse Me Miss
Shippo: If Miroku's going up there, then this cant be good...
Sango: Why do I suddenly feel frightened?
Inuyasha: Cause your perverted weirdo-lech boyfriend is going to humiliate you in front of the whole Karaoke Bar, duh.
Sango: Thank you, Inuyasha. I feel much better now.
Botan: Alright! ^-^ Why don't we start the karaoke machine!
Miroku: Okay, we have both agreed upon singing "Excuse Me Miss" Sung by Jay- Z and Pharell
Sango: Oh no.
Kagome: Wow. Jay-Z is pretty popular, ne?
Inuyasha: No not really.
Kagome: *glares at him*
Miroku and a not-too-thrilled Yusuke walk on the stage and pick up there microphones. Before the music starts to play, Miroku drinks a large cup of sake and grins at Sango.
Sango: Okay, I'm really scared, now. *starts to nervously move her legs back and forth*
Kagome:*pats Sango on the back* There there, Sango-san. It can't be 'all' that bad.
Music starts to play and Sango winces.
[Intro: Miroku]
You can't roll a blunt to this one
You gotta, you gotta well, ya gotta light a J
You gotta puff a J on this one {*inhales*}
You can't even drink Crist-OWL on this one
You gotta drink Crist-ALL
Buy some red wine, a little Gocha 9-7
This is for the grown and sexy, uhh
Kagome: Um.maybe not. Plug your ears children.
Sango: *whimpers*
[Yusuke - over the end of Miroku's intro]
You're so contagious, I can't take it
Have my baby, let's just make it
Ex-cuse me; what's your name?
Keiko: @_@
Inuyasha: Wow. Even all of Miroku's lecherous family graves claim this song.
Kagome: Shippo, maybe you should cover your ears...
Shippo: Why? It's nothing I haven't heard from Miroku before.
Kagome: It's sad, but correct... -_-;;
[Miroku]
Yeah, can I get my grown man on for one second?
Cause I see some ladies tonight that should be hangin wit Miroku, Miroku
Inuyasha: This song is so true, it scares me. And it takes a lot to scare me.
Kurama: This...Miroku-guy, you make it seem as though he is more than just your average monk.
Kagome: *begins to laugh* Oh, he is 'much' worse than just 'an average monk'... *sighs* I tell ya, he's as much of a pervert as you can get.
Inuyasha: And that's an understatement...
Kurama: @_@ Forget I asked.
(Yusuke: So hot to trot... la-dy!)
Excuse me miss, what's your name?
Can you come, hang with me?
Possibly, can I take you out, to-night
Sango: Heck no!! I wanna go home!
Kagome: *sighs and continues to pat Sango's back*
[Verse One]
You already know what it's hittin for
Ma I got whatever outside and you know what I'm sittin on
50/50 venture with them S dots kickin off
Armadale poppin now, only bring a (un-cool word) more
Kurama: I don't understand it.
Kagome: What's there not to understand? He's a straight-up perv.
Kurama: No, the song. The words make no sense.
Sango: Welcome to my world.
Only thing missin is a Missus
You ain't even gotta do the dishes, got two dishwashers
Got one chef, one maid, all I need is a partner
to play spades with the cards up, ALL TRUST
Who else you gon' run with, the truth is us
Only dudes movin units - Em, Pimp Juice and us
.. It's the Roc in here!
Inuyasha: Okay, what the heck is R-O-C?!? Is it some type of drink or something??? This is like the millionth time I've heard that, and I'm fed up with it!!!!
Kagome: *sighs* You need to take a vacation to my world for a while...
Maebach (A.N. is that a bad word?) outside got (?) air
PJ's on the runway, Young got air
I don't land at a airport, I call it the clear port
Therefore, I don't wanna hear more
back and forth about who's hot as Young, holla!
Kurama: Nice grammar.
Sango: It's like he's trying to say something, I know it.
Botan: ...but I think the translation would scare us even more...
[Yusuke] S'cuse me... d***! (A.N: I no like swearing... much... =^-^=)
[Yusuke] You're so contagious, I can't take it
[Yusuke] Have my baby, let's just make it
After finishing the rest of the music, the song ends, and Miroku winks at Sango, who now just spit her green tea all over Kagome's back.
Kagome: Eew!! Thanks!!
Shippo: What happened to Keiko, Miss Botan?
Botan: -_-;; She passed out a long time ago...
Yusuke: I am NEVER doing that AGAIN!!
Hiei: Such strong words for an answer he won't like.
Yusuke: What was that, shorty?
Hiei: You truly are a humiliating fool.
Yusuke: What happened to Keiko?
Keiko: @_@
Hiei: You killed her.
Yusuke: Shut up, Hiei!
Botan: She passed out when she heard such fowl words coming from your mouth. You two aught to be a shamed of yourselves!
Yusuke: It was his fault! *points to Miroku*
Miroku: *looks around innocently* What? Huh?
Sango: Miroku...you sicken us all.
Miroku: I love you too, Sango. ^-^
Kagome: Okay! Please stop the fighting! Let's all get back to the story's title here! Who is going to sing next, anyways?
No response.
Kagome: Inuyasha?
Inuyasha: What makes you think I want to sing?!?
Kagome: Shippo?
Shippo: After I finish eating my jelly dumpling... ^-^
Botan: Fine. I'll sing. But I need help with coming up with a song.
Yusuke: Oh, great...
Hiei: She can't be as bad as you were, Yusuke.
Yusuke: You wanna say that again to my face, shrimp?
Botan: *steps in between them before they kill each other at death glaring* Come on, Yusuke! You're always so immature!
Kagome: Wow. Can't you feel all the love in this room?
Yusuke: Easy for you to say...
Botan: Oo!! I've got a great idea for a song! ^-^
Yusuke: And what's that gonna to be...
Botan: You'll just have to wait and find out! Mee~ow! =^-^=
~*~*~*~*~
Yay! I'm on a role with this fic! So where is Kuwabara, you ask? "You'll just have to wait and find out! Mee~ow! =^-^=" I enjoy stealing other character's quotes, whether or not they make it up, or I do. =^-^= I also enjoy making you all suffer through the pain of wanting to know what happens next in the story, by having to wait another week till I post it out (sorry, but midterm exams ruin lives of all). "I never said I liked this story!! I could care less whether you finish it or not! As a matter of fact, it sucks, just like you, Kari!! And here I go, clicking the BACK BUTTON!!" Is what some of you might be saying right now, but ya noe wut? I SHALL NEVER ADMIT THAT I LIKE KURAMA-KUN!!!!! POWER TO THE CHIBIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
p.s. I need ur guys' help! Please review! I will love you all for the rest of my life! Honest!
DISCLAMER: I do not own Inuyasha or Yu Yu Hakusho, no matter how much I crave being in that high of a position. It's all for the better, tho. I mean, if I owned Inuyasha, I'd probably take over the whole world or something. I also do not own the song "Excuse Me Miss." I don't even like that song that much (it just fits with its character.real well). Let's all just say that I'm borrowing it for a little while...
Warning: This song contains drug use and drugs are bad.
Chapter Two: Excuse Me Miss
Shippo: If Miroku's going up there, then this cant be good...
Sango: Why do I suddenly feel frightened?
Inuyasha: Cause your perverted weirdo-lech boyfriend is going to humiliate you in front of the whole Karaoke Bar, duh.
Sango: Thank you, Inuyasha. I feel much better now.
Botan: Alright! ^-^ Why don't we start the karaoke machine!
Miroku: Okay, we have both agreed upon singing "Excuse Me Miss" Sung by Jay- Z and Pharell
Sango: Oh no.
Kagome: Wow. Jay-Z is pretty popular, ne?
Inuyasha: No not really.
Kagome: *glares at him*
Miroku and a not-too-thrilled Yusuke walk on the stage and pick up there microphones. Before the music starts to play, Miroku drinks a large cup of sake and grins at Sango.
Sango: Okay, I'm really scared, now. *starts to nervously move her legs back and forth*
Kagome:*pats Sango on the back* There there, Sango-san. It can't be 'all' that bad.
Music starts to play and Sango winces.
[Intro: Miroku]
You can't roll a blunt to this one
You gotta, you gotta well, ya gotta light a J
You gotta puff a J on this one {*inhales*}
You can't even drink Crist-OWL on this one
You gotta drink Crist-ALL
Buy some red wine, a little Gocha 9-7
This is for the grown and sexy, uhh
Kagome: Um.maybe not. Plug your ears children.
Sango: *whimpers*
[Yusuke - over the end of Miroku's intro]
You're so contagious, I can't take it
Have my baby, let's just make it
Ex-cuse me; what's your name?
Keiko: @_@
Inuyasha: Wow. Even all of Miroku's lecherous family graves claim this song.
Kagome: Shippo, maybe you should cover your ears...
Shippo: Why? It's nothing I haven't heard from Miroku before.
Kagome: It's sad, but correct... -_-;;
[Miroku]
Yeah, can I get my grown man on for one second?
Cause I see some ladies tonight that should be hangin wit Miroku, Miroku
Inuyasha: This song is so true, it scares me. And it takes a lot to scare me.
Kurama: This...Miroku-guy, you make it seem as though he is more than just your average monk.
Kagome: *begins to laugh* Oh, he is 'much' worse than just 'an average monk'... *sighs* I tell ya, he's as much of a pervert as you can get.
Inuyasha: And that's an understatement...
Kurama: @_@ Forget I asked.
(Yusuke: So hot to trot... la-dy!)
Excuse me miss, what's your name?
Can you come, hang with me?
Possibly, can I take you out, to-night
Sango: Heck no!! I wanna go home!
Kagome: *sighs and continues to pat Sango's back*
[Verse One]
You already know what it's hittin for
Ma I got whatever outside and you know what I'm sittin on
50/50 venture with them S dots kickin off
Armadale poppin now, only bring a (un-cool word) more
Kurama: I don't understand it.
Kagome: What's there not to understand? He's a straight-up perv.
Kurama: No, the song. The words make no sense.
Sango: Welcome to my world.
Only thing missin is a Missus
You ain't even gotta do the dishes, got two dishwashers
Got one chef, one maid, all I need is a partner
to play spades with the cards up, ALL TRUST
Who else you gon' run with, the truth is us
Only dudes movin units - Em, Pimp Juice and us
.. It's the Roc in here!
Inuyasha: Okay, what the heck is R-O-C?!? Is it some type of drink or something??? This is like the millionth time I've heard that, and I'm fed up with it!!!!
Kagome: *sighs* You need to take a vacation to my world for a while...
Maebach (A.N. is that a bad word?) outside got (?) air
PJ's on the runway, Young got air
I don't land at a airport, I call it the clear port
Therefore, I don't wanna hear more
back and forth about who's hot as Young, holla!
Kurama: Nice grammar.
Sango: It's like he's trying to say something, I know it.
Botan: ...but I think the translation would scare us even more...
[Yusuke] S'cuse me... d***! (A.N: I no like swearing... much... =^-^=)
[Yusuke] You're so contagious, I can't take it
[Yusuke] Have my baby, let's just make it
After finishing the rest of the music, the song ends, and Miroku winks at Sango, who now just spit her green tea all over Kagome's back.
Kagome: Eew!! Thanks!!
Shippo: What happened to Keiko, Miss Botan?
Botan: -_-;; She passed out a long time ago...
Yusuke: I am NEVER doing that AGAIN!!
Hiei: Such strong words for an answer he won't like.
Yusuke: What was that, shorty?
Hiei: You truly are a humiliating fool.
Yusuke: What happened to Keiko?
Keiko: @_@
Hiei: You killed her.
Yusuke: Shut up, Hiei!
Botan: She passed out when she heard such fowl words coming from your mouth. You two aught to be a shamed of yourselves!
Yusuke: It was his fault! *points to Miroku*
Miroku: *looks around innocently* What? Huh?
Sango: Miroku...you sicken us all.
Miroku: I love you too, Sango. ^-^
Kagome: Okay! Please stop the fighting! Let's all get back to the story's title here! Who is going to sing next, anyways?
No response.
Kagome: Inuyasha?
Inuyasha: What makes you think I want to sing?!?
Kagome: Shippo?
Shippo: After I finish eating my jelly dumpling... ^-^
Botan: Fine. I'll sing. But I need help with coming up with a song.
Yusuke: Oh, great...
Hiei: She can't be as bad as you were, Yusuke.
Yusuke: You wanna say that again to my face, shrimp?
Botan: *steps in between them before they kill each other at death glaring* Come on, Yusuke! You're always so immature!
Kagome: Wow. Can't you feel all the love in this room?
Yusuke: Easy for you to say...
Botan: Oo!! I've got a great idea for a song! ^-^
Yusuke: And what's that gonna to be...
Botan: You'll just have to wait and find out! Mee~ow! =^-^=
~*~*~*~*~
Yay! I'm on a role with this fic! So where is Kuwabara, you ask? "You'll just have to wait and find out! Mee~ow! =^-^=" I enjoy stealing other character's quotes, whether or not they make it up, or I do. =^-^= I also enjoy making you all suffer through the pain of wanting to know what happens next in the story, by having to wait another week till I post it out (sorry, but midterm exams ruin lives of all). "I never said I liked this story!! I could care less whether you finish it or not! As a matter of fact, it sucks, just like you, Kari!! And here I go, clicking the BACK BUTTON!!" Is what some of you might be saying right now, but ya noe wut? I SHALL NEVER ADMIT THAT I LIKE KURAMA-KUN!!!!! POWER TO THE CHIBIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
p.s. I need ur guys' help! Please review! I will love you all for the rest of my life! Honest!