Here is Spam yet again
*Yami* Do we get to find out who the dark and evil people are?
*Sayian Krys* As a matter of fact.....yes!
*Everyone* So who are they!?
*Sayian Krys* Okay, don't have a hissy fit, Geesh
*Caterfree* The mysterious senshi is......The Sailor Scouts!
*Everyone* The Sailor Scouts!?
*Sayian Krys* What? Besides, we took care of them last chapter during the time of waiting for this chapter to come out. Why do you think it takes so long?
*Vegeta* I thought it was because your lazy?
*Sayian Krys* Don't even go there, Veggie-chan! You were the one who made my nose bleed last chapter
*Vegeta* I would gladly do it again.....
*Trunks* DON'T YOU DARE!!! I'VE BEEN TRAUMITZED ENOUGH!
*Sayian Krys* Poor Trunks-koi!*Glomps the violet haired teen*
*Vegeta* Not much of a show though.....
*Goku* Vegeta, do you always have to talk trash about Trunks? He's your own son
*Vegeta* I trash talk everyone and everything
*Japanda* That's true. That's what makes Vegeta......Vegeta
*Vegeta nods solomnly in agreement*
*Ryou* Now that that's done........what happens now?
*Everyone starts to think*
*Yugi* Hey, I've been wondering Ryou. Throughout this story, you have not said anything to indicate your British. No accent or anything. How come?
*Ryou* You know, I've been wondering the same thing.......infact, why did they give it to me in the first place?
*Bakura* Don't look at me, I'm just his yami, I have nothing to do with it.
*Malik* Yeah, and Ryou isn't even a british name.
*Caterfree* Neither is Bakura
*Sayian Krys* Yami isn't a Egyptian name.
*Joey* Only thing Japanese about me is my Japanese name. Jounochi
*Vegeta* The only people to actually keep their names are Seto, Yugi & Mokuba
*Yami* I didn't get a name until after the duel with Pegasus
*Bakura* I'm not important enough to get a name. Just 'Evil Spirit of the Millenium Ring'
*Ryou* And I got his name.
*Vegeta* I don't even have a last name.
*Trowa* Most of us don't have our true names, just aliases(is that even a word?)
*Yuki* Yuki isn't my real name either.
*Shuichi* What is your real name anyway?
*Yuki* Eiri Uesegi. Don't ask why I don't use that name, too painful a memory.
*Kenshin* People certianly can be dark about things, that they can
*Sayian Krys* Hey Kenshin, why do you always repeat yourself like that? I've always wondered that.
*Kenshin* I am not so sure myself, that I am not. My creator created me like that.
*Sayian Krys* Ah. I still think your 'Oro's are cute though. God, I hate dubbers
*Vegeta* You can say that again. My voice over was the worst. Have you heard my Japanese voice over my Dubbed one?
*Goku* That's cause yours is alot more easily imitadable than the dubbed one. At least you don't sound like a girl.
*Vegeta* hehehehe....Kakarott's Japanese voice sounds like a girl!
*Trunks* Mine makes me sound older than I actually am.
*Sayian Krys* I like your Japanese voice! But I want to hear everyone else's voice in Japanese voices. All I've heard are the DBZ & Gundam Wing ones! I wanna hear Ryou's voice! And Yugi! And everyone elses! *Goes to cry in a corner*
*Trunks suddenly switchs to his Japanese voice(but in english)* Don't worry, Krys-chan, you will hear them eventually.
*Sayian Krys, grinning ear to ear* Very nice, Japanese Trunks
*Japanese Trunks* Oro?
*Kenshin* That it is my line, that it is!
*Japanese Trunks* A-ano....Gomen Nasai Ken-san.
*Kenshin* You are forgiven, that you are
*Japanese Trunks* Arigato.
*Duo* So, what do we do?
*Quatre* Please, not that again. You know that 99.9% of the time we always end up doing something no would expect us to do......
*Duo* Such as......
*Quatre starts thinking the sees Joey, peeing out a window*
*Joey* What? I couldn't find the bathroom.....
*Quatre* I did not want to see that....
*Quatre shakes his head feverly and starts looking around somemore, keeping well away from Joey*
*He then sees Vegeta......wearing glasses and reading a newspaper*
*Quatre* That is a bit better, but......Vegeta with glasses?
*He looked over Vegeta's shoulder to see what he was reading, which happen to be......sayian porn(ewwww....Bad Veggie-chan!)*
*Quatre* I'm going to be tramatized for life after this...
*Japanese Trunks* Join the club.....Can I have my dubbed voice back? I need to talk in English.
*Sayian Krys* I like your Japanese voice as I've said before. Dubbers are evil! Keep up with the Japanese voice!
*Japanese Trunks* Drag.......
*Bakura* Just what we need...more words that make no sense what so ever and yet say a lot of things.......
*During Bakura's speech, Duo fell asleep and had a very.......interesting dream......with him waking up screaming like a little girl*
*Duo* Keep them away! Keep them away!
*Heero* You get off of Duo!......wait.......keep who away?
*Duo* The penguins! They are hurting Cheese-sama!
*Japanda* Calm down Duo! No one is hurting Cheese-sama. He is the greatest master in the world!
*Sayian Krys* Hai! He taught me everything I know from martial arts to properly tourturing a bishionen. Though, in his case, Bishojo.
*Yugi* But I thought it was a special rule that guys are not aloud to hurt girls in any sort of way.
*Lykouleon* That is true. It's like an unspoken rule amongst men not to strike a female.
*Sayian Krys* Is that why you never rebelled against me?
*Vash* That, and we had nothing better to do, so why just sit on our butts and do nothing?
*Caterfree* True.....too true.......
*Goku* You know......we haven't done anything outragously crazy.....
*Malik* Well......there was the happy crack incident
*Seto* You know, he's right....we haven't done anything outragously funny.....except Puppy just now.....
*Joey* Quit callin' me a puppy!
*Sayian Krys* I think so and I haven't tied anyone down to a post and done any real tourture. I've just been nice for the past chapters.
*Yami*........I wanna kitty.....
*Yugi* What does that have to do with anything?
*Yami*.......I hate birds......birds make me perch.........I like kitties.....kitties have soft fur......
*Yugi, a bit confused* Uhh....Yami?.....are you alright?.....
*Suddenly..Yami starts laughing (Sounding a lot like Stitch from Lilo & Stitch) I LIKE FLUFFY!!!!!
*Yugi* O.o; ........You had coffee again, didn't you?
*Yami* Filled with sugar & cream! None of that black coffee, nasty taste!
*Yugi* -.-; .............
*Sayian Krys* Don't tell me we have a hyper Yami on our hands again?
*Yugi* Don't worry, he is just hyper, not sugar high. Sugar high is worse, trust me
*Yami.....now is on the ground.....playing with a ball of string.......which he got from Ra/Kami-sama knows where*
*Ra/Kami-sama* Actually, we don't know either, so don't bother asking us
*Bakura* Whatever.....this is priceless*takes out his all-purpose-use-when- something-that-is-blackmail-material camera(that he borrowed from Ryou)*
*Yugi, thinking to himself* 'I hope Yami doesn't decided to be overly affectionate when he's hyper. Ryou says he has the same problem when his yami's drunk'
*Thought....thunked a little too late* Oooooo.....Pretty Hikari!
*Yugi* What did I do to deserve this?
*Yugi is currently being glomped by a certian tri-haired former pharaoh*
*A camera flash went off from a certian white-haired Tomb Robber*
*Japanda* Hey, can you get Double prints of those, I wanna copy
*Caterfree* I wanna a copy too!
*Sayian Krys* Me too!
*Bakura* Don't worry, you'll get a copy, I'll make hundreds of copies, as soon as I figure out how
*Girls fall over anime style*
*Sayian Krys* uhhh.....just let Ryou do it
*Bakura* Life is good when you have a hikari
*Yami(currently glomping Yugi)* Pretty pretty hikari! Stay with Yami forever and always?
*Yugi* Of course. Besides, its forever and a day.
*Yami* No, me want to stay with hikari forever & always!
*Yugi* Okay, Yami-kun, forever and always.
*Yami is nuzzling Yugi's neck affectionly, Yugi blushing like a red tomato*
*Japanda, Sayian Krys, Caterfree* Awwww!!!!! Kawaiiiii!!!!!!!!!
*Japanda then got an idea, then took Sayian Krys & Caterfree into a huddle, telling them her plan*
*Caterfree* Hey, Bakura, Can I borrow the camera? I wanna take some pictures
*Bakura* If it involves me doing anything that is OOC for me....Forget it!
*Caterfree* Please Bakura-sama? I'll make suer that Yami is really humilated. And Seto too!
*Bakura* Well....since you put it that way......*Hands her the camera*
*Caterfree* Domo arigato Bakura-sama!
*Takes the camera over to Malik & Marik, asking them for a favor, making Malik blush and Marik grin evilly*
*Bakura, to Ryou* She's up to something.
*Ryou* Well, you did give her my all-purpose-use-when-something-that-is- blackmail-material camera
*Bakura* Have you ever thought of abbreivating that?
*Ryou* Just now. I'll call it APUWSTIBMC.
*Bakura* You've got a lot of time on your hands, don't you?
*Ryou* Not while I have you.
*Somewhere a microphone is recording what they are saying, with a video camera as well(curtousy of Malik & Marik(It's their M&MRUTC&WBUAYBVC&M(Malik & Marik's Recording Unit That Can & Will Be Used Against You Video Camera & Mircophone)))*
*Bakura, inching closer to Ryou* So, what would you do if you didn't have me?
*Ryou* I'm not sure. Maybe, I wouldn't be able to...
*Bakura* Wouldn't be able to do what Hikari? THis?
*Bakura leaned in and kissed Ryou lightly on the lips*
*Sayian Krys, Japanda & Caterfree were about to speak but Malik & Marik held them back*
*Then, Bakura deepened the kiss and took Ryou into his arms, making Ryou blush*
*Caterfree, Sayian Krys & Japanda all had on hentai grins, along with Marik, while Malik just blushed*
*Suddenly* You really can make quite a show for the public Tomb Robber
*The Camera turned and faced the Pharaoh, off of his caffeine rush and ready to kick ass*
*Bakura* What's it to you Pharaoh? I can't kiss my hikari in your presence
*Yami* No, but I think that I could do better
*Bakura* Really? Show us what your made of Pharaoh
*Yami* Gladly *Grabs Yugi and kisses him full on the lips*
*Yugi* O.O
*Malik is still rolling the film*
*Bakura* Not bad Pharaoh, but I can do better *closes the little distance between him & Ryou and then frenched him*
*Ryou* O.O
*Yami frenchs Yugi too and slid his exploring hands along Yugi back*
*Yugi gasps then relaxes*
*Bakura kept on frenching Ryou and let his fingers run through Ryou's snowy white hair*
*Yami & Yugi fell to the floor, totally making out*
*So did Bakura & Ryou, only a little tomb robber's hands are a bit hentai- ish(he's going to take Ryou's pants off!)*
*Everyone* O.O;
*Malik stopped rolling the tape*
*Goku* Okay, you've made you point, We want to keep our PG-13 rating here.
*Vegeta* Oh shut up Kakarott!
*Goku* Why Vegeta, you want to lose our rating?
*Vegeta* No, it's just that......I hate having a competion without me included *he kisses Goku full on the lips*
*Goku* O.O *falls over with surprise, then decides this isn't so bad*
*Japanese Trunks* I'm so going to be traumatized for life
*Seto hates not being in a competion, so, he grabs Joey and starts frenching him too*
*It's the same with Yuki(Shuichi) Knives(Legato(he has magically come back from the dead) Heero(Duo), Rath(Lykouleon), Inuyasha(Kagome) Sanosuke(Kenshin) & Marik(Malik)*
*Trowa, looks to Quatre* Might as well *kisses the Arabian boy*
*Same with Vash(Wolfwood),Thatz(Rune(Don't hurt me! I just wanted a coupling!)) Duke(Tristan(who had magically appeared out of no where)) Sesshomaru(Rin(same as Tristan)) Yami Seto(Yugimaster01) Japanese Trunks(Sayian Krys) Japanda(Dogurasu(he is her real boyfriend in life who has magically appeared here)) & Caterfree(Kenji(he is Kenshin's son later on in the series(Acts just as cute as his daddy ^_^)))*
And it ends here, don't worry, no lemons here, not even by special request. It's just a competion, who do you think is going to win? Now if you'll excuse me, got to get back in the competion. And Wufei, don't worry Merian(She's from the manga) comes and gives him a run for his money. Later dayz!
*Yami* Do we get to find out who the dark and evil people are?
*Sayian Krys* As a matter of fact.....yes!
*Everyone* So who are they!?
*Sayian Krys* Okay, don't have a hissy fit, Geesh
*Caterfree* The mysterious senshi is......The Sailor Scouts!
*Everyone* The Sailor Scouts!?
*Sayian Krys* What? Besides, we took care of them last chapter during the time of waiting for this chapter to come out. Why do you think it takes so long?
*Vegeta* I thought it was because your lazy?
*Sayian Krys* Don't even go there, Veggie-chan! You were the one who made my nose bleed last chapter
*Vegeta* I would gladly do it again.....
*Trunks* DON'T YOU DARE!!! I'VE BEEN TRAUMITZED ENOUGH!
*Sayian Krys* Poor Trunks-koi!*Glomps the violet haired teen*
*Vegeta* Not much of a show though.....
*Goku* Vegeta, do you always have to talk trash about Trunks? He's your own son
*Vegeta* I trash talk everyone and everything
*Japanda* That's true. That's what makes Vegeta......Vegeta
*Vegeta nods solomnly in agreement*
*Ryou* Now that that's done........what happens now?
*Everyone starts to think*
*Yugi* Hey, I've been wondering Ryou. Throughout this story, you have not said anything to indicate your British. No accent or anything. How come?
*Ryou* You know, I've been wondering the same thing.......infact, why did they give it to me in the first place?
*Bakura* Don't look at me, I'm just his yami, I have nothing to do with it.
*Malik* Yeah, and Ryou isn't even a british name.
*Caterfree* Neither is Bakura
*Sayian Krys* Yami isn't a Egyptian name.
*Joey* Only thing Japanese about me is my Japanese name. Jounochi
*Vegeta* The only people to actually keep their names are Seto, Yugi & Mokuba
*Yami* I didn't get a name until after the duel with Pegasus
*Bakura* I'm not important enough to get a name. Just 'Evil Spirit of the Millenium Ring'
*Ryou* And I got his name.
*Vegeta* I don't even have a last name.
*Trowa* Most of us don't have our true names, just aliases(is that even a word?)
*Yuki* Yuki isn't my real name either.
*Shuichi* What is your real name anyway?
*Yuki* Eiri Uesegi. Don't ask why I don't use that name, too painful a memory.
*Kenshin* People certianly can be dark about things, that they can
*Sayian Krys* Hey Kenshin, why do you always repeat yourself like that? I've always wondered that.
*Kenshin* I am not so sure myself, that I am not. My creator created me like that.
*Sayian Krys* Ah. I still think your 'Oro's are cute though. God, I hate dubbers
*Vegeta* You can say that again. My voice over was the worst. Have you heard my Japanese voice over my Dubbed one?
*Goku* That's cause yours is alot more easily imitadable than the dubbed one. At least you don't sound like a girl.
*Vegeta* hehehehe....Kakarott's Japanese voice sounds like a girl!
*Trunks* Mine makes me sound older than I actually am.
*Sayian Krys* I like your Japanese voice! But I want to hear everyone else's voice in Japanese voices. All I've heard are the DBZ & Gundam Wing ones! I wanna hear Ryou's voice! And Yugi! And everyone elses! *Goes to cry in a corner*
*Trunks suddenly switchs to his Japanese voice(but in english)* Don't worry, Krys-chan, you will hear them eventually.
*Sayian Krys, grinning ear to ear* Very nice, Japanese Trunks
*Japanese Trunks* Oro?
*Kenshin* That it is my line, that it is!
*Japanese Trunks* A-ano....Gomen Nasai Ken-san.
*Kenshin* You are forgiven, that you are
*Japanese Trunks* Arigato.
*Duo* So, what do we do?
*Quatre* Please, not that again. You know that 99.9% of the time we always end up doing something no would expect us to do......
*Duo* Such as......
*Quatre starts thinking the sees Joey, peeing out a window*
*Joey* What? I couldn't find the bathroom.....
*Quatre* I did not want to see that....
*Quatre shakes his head feverly and starts looking around somemore, keeping well away from Joey*
*He then sees Vegeta......wearing glasses and reading a newspaper*
*Quatre* That is a bit better, but......Vegeta with glasses?
*He looked over Vegeta's shoulder to see what he was reading, which happen to be......sayian porn(ewwww....Bad Veggie-chan!)*
*Quatre* I'm going to be tramatized for life after this...
*Japanese Trunks* Join the club.....Can I have my dubbed voice back? I need to talk in English.
*Sayian Krys* I like your Japanese voice as I've said before. Dubbers are evil! Keep up with the Japanese voice!
*Japanese Trunks* Drag.......
*Bakura* Just what we need...more words that make no sense what so ever and yet say a lot of things.......
*During Bakura's speech, Duo fell asleep and had a very.......interesting dream......with him waking up screaming like a little girl*
*Duo* Keep them away! Keep them away!
*Heero* You get off of Duo!......wait.......keep who away?
*Duo* The penguins! They are hurting Cheese-sama!
*Japanda* Calm down Duo! No one is hurting Cheese-sama. He is the greatest master in the world!
*Sayian Krys* Hai! He taught me everything I know from martial arts to properly tourturing a bishionen. Though, in his case, Bishojo.
*Yugi* But I thought it was a special rule that guys are not aloud to hurt girls in any sort of way.
*Lykouleon* That is true. It's like an unspoken rule amongst men not to strike a female.
*Sayian Krys* Is that why you never rebelled against me?
*Vash* That, and we had nothing better to do, so why just sit on our butts and do nothing?
*Caterfree* True.....too true.......
*Goku* You know......we haven't done anything outragously crazy.....
*Malik* Well......there was the happy crack incident
*Seto* You know, he's right....we haven't done anything outragously funny.....except Puppy just now.....
*Joey* Quit callin' me a puppy!
*Sayian Krys* I think so and I haven't tied anyone down to a post and done any real tourture. I've just been nice for the past chapters.
*Yami*........I wanna kitty.....
*Yugi* What does that have to do with anything?
*Yami*.......I hate birds......birds make me perch.........I like kitties.....kitties have soft fur......
*Yugi, a bit confused* Uhh....Yami?.....are you alright?.....
*Suddenly..Yami starts laughing (Sounding a lot like Stitch from Lilo & Stitch) I LIKE FLUFFY!!!!!
*Yugi* O.o; ........You had coffee again, didn't you?
*Yami* Filled with sugar & cream! None of that black coffee, nasty taste!
*Yugi* -.-; .............
*Sayian Krys* Don't tell me we have a hyper Yami on our hands again?
*Yugi* Don't worry, he is just hyper, not sugar high. Sugar high is worse, trust me
*Yami.....now is on the ground.....playing with a ball of string.......which he got from Ra/Kami-sama knows where*
*Ra/Kami-sama* Actually, we don't know either, so don't bother asking us
*Bakura* Whatever.....this is priceless*takes out his all-purpose-use-when- something-that-is-blackmail-material camera(that he borrowed from Ryou)*
*Yugi, thinking to himself* 'I hope Yami doesn't decided to be overly affectionate when he's hyper. Ryou says he has the same problem when his yami's drunk'
*Thought....thunked a little too late* Oooooo.....Pretty Hikari!
*Yugi* What did I do to deserve this?
*Yugi is currently being glomped by a certian tri-haired former pharaoh*
*A camera flash went off from a certian white-haired Tomb Robber*
*Japanda* Hey, can you get Double prints of those, I wanna copy
*Caterfree* I wanna a copy too!
*Sayian Krys* Me too!
*Bakura* Don't worry, you'll get a copy, I'll make hundreds of copies, as soon as I figure out how
*Girls fall over anime style*
*Sayian Krys* uhhh.....just let Ryou do it
*Bakura* Life is good when you have a hikari
*Yami(currently glomping Yugi)* Pretty pretty hikari! Stay with Yami forever and always?
*Yugi* Of course. Besides, its forever and a day.
*Yami* No, me want to stay with hikari forever & always!
*Yugi* Okay, Yami-kun, forever and always.
*Yami is nuzzling Yugi's neck affectionly, Yugi blushing like a red tomato*
*Japanda, Sayian Krys, Caterfree* Awwww!!!!! Kawaiiiii!!!!!!!!!
*Japanda then got an idea, then took Sayian Krys & Caterfree into a huddle, telling them her plan*
*Caterfree* Hey, Bakura, Can I borrow the camera? I wanna take some pictures
*Bakura* If it involves me doing anything that is OOC for me....Forget it!
*Caterfree* Please Bakura-sama? I'll make suer that Yami is really humilated. And Seto too!
*Bakura* Well....since you put it that way......*Hands her the camera*
*Caterfree* Domo arigato Bakura-sama!
*Takes the camera over to Malik & Marik, asking them for a favor, making Malik blush and Marik grin evilly*
*Bakura, to Ryou* She's up to something.
*Ryou* Well, you did give her my all-purpose-use-when-something-that-is- blackmail-material camera
*Bakura* Have you ever thought of abbreivating that?
*Ryou* Just now. I'll call it APUWSTIBMC.
*Bakura* You've got a lot of time on your hands, don't you?
*Ryou* Not while I have you.
*Somewhere a microphone is recording what they are saying, with a video camera as well(curtousy of Malik & Marik(It's their M&MRUTC&WBUAYBVC&M(Malik & Marik's Recording Unit That Can & Will Be Used Against You Video Camera & Mircophone)))*
*Bakura, inching closer to Ryou* So, what would you do if you didn't have me?
*Ryou* I'm not sure. Maybe, I wouldn't be able to...
*Bakura* Wouldn't be able to do what Hikari? THis?
*Bakura leaned in and kissed Ryou lightly on the lips*
*Sayian Krys, Japanda & Caterfree were about to speak but Malik & Marik held them back*
*Then, Bakura deepened the kiss and took Ryou into his arms, making Ryou blush*
*Caterfree, Sayian Krys & Japanda all had on hentai grins, along with Marik, while Malik just blushed*
*Suddenly* You really can make quite a show for the public Tomb Robber
*The Camera turned and faced the Pharaoh, off of his caffeine rush and ready to kick ass*
*Bakura* What's it to you Pharaoh? I can't kiss my hikari in your presence
*Yami* No, but I think that I could do better
*Bakura* Really? Show us what your made of Pharaoh
*Yami* Gladly *Grabs Yugi and kisses him full on the lips*
*Yugi* O.O
*Malik is still rolling the film*
*Bakura* Not bad Pharaoh, but I can do better *closes the little distance between him & Ryou and then frenched him*
*Ryou* O.O
*Yami frenchs Yugi too and slid his exploring hands along Yugi back*
*Yugi gasps then relaxes*
*Bakura kept on frenching Ryou and let his fingers run through Ryou's snowy white hair*
*Yami & Yugi fell to the floor, totally making out*
*So did Bakura & Ryou, only a little tomb robber's hands are a bit hentai- ish(he's going to take Ryou's pants off!)*
*Everyone* O.O;
*Malik stopped rolling the tape*
*Goku* Okay, you've made you point, We want to keep our PG-13 rating here.
*Vegeta* Oh shut up Kakarott!
*Goku* Why Vegeta, you want to lose our rating?
*Vegeta* No, it's just that......I hate having a competion without me included *he kisses Goku full on the lips*
*Goku* O.O *falls over with surprise, then decides this isn't so bad*
*Japanese Trunks* I'm so going to be traumatized for life
*Seto hates not being in a competion, so, he grabs Joey and starts frenching him too*
*It's the same with Yuki(Shuichi) Knives(Legato(he has magically come back from the dead) Heero(Duo), Rath(Lykouleon), Inuyasha(Kagome) Sanosuke(Kenshin) & Marik(Malik)*
*Trowa, looks to Quatre* Might as well *kisses the Arabian boy*
*Same with Vash(Wolfwood),Thatz(Rune(Don't hurt me! I just wanted a coupling!)) Duke(Tristan(who had magically appeared out of no where)) Sesshomaru(Rin(same as Tristan)) Yami Seto(Yugimaster01) Japanese Trunks(Sayian Krys) Japanda(Dogurasu(he is her real boyfriend in life who has magically appeared here)) & Caterfree(Kenji(he is Kenshin's son later on in the series(Acts just as cute as his daddy ^_^)))*
And it ends here, don't worry, no lemons here, not even by special request. It's just a competion, who do you think is going to win? Now if you'll excuse me, got to get back in the competion. And Wufei, don't worry Merian(She's from the manga) comes and gives him a run for his money. Later dayz!