A.N. Yay! More reviews! Thank you all so much and I'm sorry it took a while to get the next chap up but with all the testing I had to do in school, I had little time to type. I apologize! But I hope you like this one as much as the other two!

Disclaimer: This is getting kinda repetitive don't ya think? No, I do not own Yu Yu, Inuyasha, or the song....... ... ... ..... ... ....... ...... .... Botan is about to sing (haha! Made ya think I was gonna tell u wut song she was performing. Well TOO BAD!) I luv being evil...=^-^=

Chapter Three: Fighter (well it was fun while it lasted...)

Botan smiles and skips onto the stage, leaving everyone to ponder upon what song she will end up ruining, I mean, singing... ....'cept for Yusuke.... ...and Hiei..... ...and Inuyasha. Instead, they try to sneak away to the "men's room."

Sango: *holds up her Hiraikotsu* and where might the three of you be going?

Yusuke: Uhh...just to the bathroom. ^-^

Sango: Yea. Nice try *takes out her chain, chains them up to their own individual chairs, and smiles in triumph*

Inuyasha: SANGO!! You better take these chains off me NOW!!!!

Sango: Huh? Do you hear anything Kirara? *Kirara shakes her head*

Inuyasha: SANGO!!!!!!!

Sango: I guess it was just the wind...*walks away*

Kagome and Sango sit right in front of the stage just as Botan picks up the microphone and turns on the speakers.

Botan: I'm going to sing Fighter by Christina Aguilera. ^-^

Kagome: Cool! ^-^

Yusuke: CHRISTINA?!? WHAT THE H-?

NO swearing!! This is STRICTLY PG...(13, but they don't know that...^-^)!!!

Yusuke: ...Who said that...?

Me.

Yusuke: Me who?

Don't get smart with me, Yusuke! I can send you straight back to the closet!

Yusuke: O.o

Very well then, continue! =^-^=

Inuyasha: Hey...I recognize that freaky cat, smiley thing from somewhere...

Miroku: O.o It can't be-

Botan: Oookay...here I go!! ^-^

Music begins to play.

[Verse one-Botan] Well I thought I knew you

Thinking that you were true

Guess I, I couldn't trust

Called your bluff

time is up

cause I've had enough

Hiei: Well I think I know who this song is dedicated to...

Yusuke and Inuyasha: And what's that supposed to mean?!

Hiei: *shakes head in shame* (I only meant Yusuke...) Dense isn't a good thing to relate to...

You were there by my side

always down for the ride

but your joyride

just came down in flames

cause your deeds

sold me out in shame

Shippo: Kagome...I need to go to the bathroom...

Kagome: What? Can't you hold it?

Shippo: No...*starts doing the potty dance* Kagome...I reeeeeeally have to go.

Kagome: Okay, okay. *looks around* Miroku-

*sees that Miroku has passed out on the bar table* (A.N. Oh joy...)

Kagome: *grumbles and turns her head to notice that Inuyasha is tied to the chair* Hey Inuyasha...?

Inuyasha: *angrily looks over to her* what.

Kagome: I'll let you go...only if you take Shippo to the boy's room. *smiles innocently*

After all of the stealing, your cheating

you probably think

that I hold resentment for you

but...you're wrong

Cause if it wasn't for all that

you tried to do

I wouldn't know

just how capable

I am to pull through

so I wanna say thank you

CHORUS:

Cause it makes me that much stronger

Makes me work a little bit harder

It makes me that much wiser

So thanks for making me a fighter

Inuyasha: Yea right!! Get Miroku to do it!!

Kagome: Well I would...but he passed out at the bar table...please, Inuyasha?

Inuyasha: No.

Kagome: *puppy dog eyes* Pleeeeease?

Inuyasha: Rrgh...alright, fine!!

Kagome: Oh, thank you so much Inuyasha!

Made me learn a little bit faster

Made my skin a little bit thicker

It makes me that much smarter

So thanks for making me a fighter

Kurama: Hey, Kagome? If you want me to take Shippo to the restroom, I will.

Kagome: Oh...Inuyasha already left. You probably were better off going with him anyways. I feel as though I'm going to regret all this later...

Never saw it coming

all of your backstabbing

just so you could

cash in on my good thing

before I realized your game

I heard your going round

playing the victim now

but don't even begin

feeling I'm the one to blame

cause you dug your own grave

Miroku: *immediately wakes up* Huh? Wha?

Bartender: Drink sake?

Miroku: Augh, no thanks. I already had enough...

Bartender: *hold up a cup* Drink sake.

Miroku: No, that's quite alright. I had a bit too much already. My head is killing me...

Bartender: Drink Sake!

Miroku: Are you...yelling at me...?

Bartender: DRINK SAKE!!

Miroku: AHH, ALRIGHT!! *nervously grabs the cup and drinks it. His head then smashes onto the table*

After all of the fights and the lies

guess you wanted to harm me

but that won't work any more

no more...it's over

Cause if it wasn't for

all of your torture

I wouldn't know how

to be this way now and

never back down

so I wanna say thank you

Cause it makes me that much stronger

Makes me work a little bit harder

It makes me that much wiser

So thanks for making me a fighter

Made me learn a little bit faster

Made my skin a little bit thicker

It makes me that much smarter

So thanks for making me a fighter

Botan bows and places her microphone next to the karaoke machine. Kagome, Keiko, and Sango clap happily as she steps off the stage.

Keiko: Great job, Botan!

Kagome: Yea, you did really well!

Yusuke: Now would you mind letting us go?!

Sango: Yea sure, why not? *scans over the two* Hey...where'd Inuyasha get too?

Kagome: He went to go take Shippo to the bathroom. *sighs* I'm surprised they still haven't returned back yet...maybe...I should go check...?

Sango: I don't know, Kagome. They could be back shortly, yet they might not ever return. You might end up regretting it later if you find out what's going on (worse yet...if you see anything).

Kagome: That's it. I have to go. Inuyasha could be giving Shippo swirlies for all we know...

Sango: huh?

Kagome: Oh, nothing! ^-^

Sango: Very well then, I bid thou luck.

Kagome: Yea, I'm gonna need it... *quickly rushes to the restrooms*

Botan: Where is Kagome going?

Sango: Into a place where no woman has ever gone before...

Keiko: You mean- O.o

Botan: Wow...and I thought I had courage...

Yusuke: Do I wanna know what's going on?

Keiko: Nope.

Yusuke: Whatever. Hey, where's Kuwabara? I thought you said you where going to invite him too, Botan.

Botan: I did...but I guess he didn't want to come ^-^;;

Yusuke: Oh, but we had to? *glares at her evilly*

Botan: Ah heh... -_-;; *slips away*

*As if on queue, Kuwabara barges in through the doors with several boxes of red bull on his shoulders*

Kuwabara: I BROUGHT THE BEER!!!! LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED, PEEPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yusuke: ALRIGHT, BEER!!!!!!!

Miroku: *wakes up just in time to see a bunch of beer boxes, and he passes out again*

Botan: Um...maybe you should really consider taking Miroku to the hospital, Sango. His whole head could end up being one big bruise.

Sango: With just myself and him...I think I might not wanna chance it...s'pecially since he's completely stoned.

Botan: Oh, I gotcha.

Kuwabara: Hey, Botan! Did you bring Yukina with you?

Botan: Um, I think you should really be asking Hiei that question.

Hiei: What was that?

Botan: Nothing! ^-^;;

Keiko: You know, who will be singing once Kagome gets back?

Botan: Hm...does anyone want to go besides those that have already gone?

No answer.

Kuwabara: Well I would have, if Yukina was here...

Botan: Fine then. Keiko, I think I have an idea. *gets this really determined look in her eyes*

Yusuke: Something tells me this "idea" of yours isn't a good one.

Botan: *grins at him evilly*

Miroku: *moooooan*

Sango: *sighs* Kagome needs to hurry back before Miroku wakes up...

Kagome: *walks out completely drenched*

Sango: Oh, Kagome! What happened?

Kagome: You don't want to know...-_-;;

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Do ya really wanna know what happened? Do ya reeeeeeally really wanna know what happened? Well too bad, cuz I ain't telling ya till you review!!!!! SO nya! Mwa hahahahhahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (review, review, review!)

Inuyasha: *completely soaked* That is it!! I'm gonna KILL YOU!!!

Eep! Gotta go!! Please review and thanks for all your support! Mee~ow! =^- ^=