*Out of Breath* Here is the Christmas edition of Spam.
*Yami* That was some chapter last time
*Sayian Krys* I'm too out of breath to announce the winners. Anyone else want to announce the winners?
*Everyone shakes their heads, they are all out of breath as well*
*Sayian Krys* Fine then, everyone is a winner and we'll leave it at that.
*Bakura* But....
*Sayian Krys* I said leave at that.......I'll make banners for everyone to winning the kissing contest.
*Bakura* Fair enough
*Ryou* What do we do now?
*Duo* I thought that was my line
*Ryou* You looked like you are about to fall over, so I thought I would say your line.
*Duo* Thanks
*Sayian Krys* Well since it is a christmas edition....we do christmas things
*Marik* Such as?
*Sayian Krys* Presents..stocking infront of the fire...tree.....getting drunk off of eggnog
*Bakura....with very evil thoughts of what he could do to Yami* hehehehehehehehehehe
*Yami* Don't even think about Tomb Robber.
*Bakura* How do you know what I'm thinking. Your not pyschic
*Yami* No, but when you laugh like that and looking at me with a mischevious glance, I know 9 times out of 10 your planning to do something to me.
*Yugi* What about that other one time?
*Yami* That was Seto. He stole his blue eyes plushie and gave his blue-eyes hedges a new look.
*Seto* That was you? I'm going to kill you!
*Bakura* How can you kill me? I'm already dead!
*Seto, still on a rampage to get his blue eyes plushie back* GIVE ME BACK MY BLUE EYES!!!!!!
*Bakura then started running for the peed-off CEO*
*Wufei* Now there's something you don't see everyday
*Yami* At least it wasn't me this time.
*Bakura* Don't think your off the hook Pharaoh! Your next as soon as I can get away from the blue-eyes enthusist
*Yami* Damn.
*Yugi* Come on Bakura, have a heart! It's Christmas! You too Seto!
*Seto* Do you really think I believe in that stuff?
*Sayian Krys* I believe!
*Yugi* Me too!
*Marik* Santa-san would not be very happy with you, Seto, for hearing you say that.
*Seto* What makes you think I even care?
*Yugi wanted Seto to beileve in Christmas so he got his yami's attention and told him his idea*
*Yami thought it was a great idea(naturally) and called some others over to help him.*
*Seto was suspicious of the entire ordeal. He then felt suddenly thirsty*
*Ryou* Here Seto, have a glass of water.*(what Seto doesn't know is that the water has been tampered with(curtosy of Bakura) two sleeping pills that will knock him out for three hours for the plan to take action)*
*Seto was suspicious but gladly took the water. Next thing he knew, he was so dizzy, it wasn't funny, then lost consciousness*
*Joey was there in time to catch him before he hit the ground*
*Joey* So what are you guys going to do anyway?
*Sayian Krys* A little Christmas magic!
~*Scene change*~ *Seto's bedroom*~
*Seto* What on Earth am I doing here?
*Suddenly, a ghostly figure appears before him, dressed in white silks with a childlike appearance*
*Seto* Yugi?
*Yugi* I am not Yugi, I am the ghost of Christmas Past!
*Seto* But you look like Yugi?
*Yugi....I mean Ghost of Christmas Past* Just deal with it okay?
*Seto* Whatever......
*Yugi took hold of Seto's hand and they both took to the air, flying through the winter sky...*
*Seto* Why do you have to go through a snow storm?
*Ghost of Christmas Past* It's part of the story.........deal with it!
*They soon landed at a place that was quite familiar to Seto*
*Seto*This...this is the...
*Yugi* The orphanage you grew up in? Yep. Down to the last detail.
*Seto looked around at the deserted room, then saw a little boy in the corner, reading a book.*
*Seto looked over the boy's and saw that the little boy was himself 9 years younger*
*Seto* Hey, that was my favorite book back then. 'Lord of the Rings, The Fellowship of the Ring.'
*Yugi* Isn't that advanced for an eight year old?
*Seto* I'm more intellegent than most eight year olds back then.
*Yugi sweatdropped* I kinda figured.
*Seto* It was hard back then..living without parents......raising my little brother...
*Yugi* Yes, it does seem very tragic. But there was always a light to your life...
*Seto* Yes...Mokuba......he always could find someway to make me feel better...like I was doing things right......and being a good big brother
*Yugi* You remember what happened to him Seto?
*Seto* No......Have you done anything to Mokuba? If so I will....
*Yugi* Uhhh...nevermind, it's not that important.......next memory.....
~*We enter a grand ballroom, with a lot of fancy shiny things*~
*Seto* I remember this place. It's were our prom had taken place
*Yugi* Yes.....
*Seto* It's also where I met the love of my life....Joey......my puppy
*Yugi* Yep, you met the real Joey on this night.
*Seto* I remember this night. The girl I was with didn't pay much attention to me, but to some other hot dude across the hall.....bitch....
*Yugi* No kidding........
*We turn to see a younger, colder Seto, standing in a corner by himself*
*Joey soon joins him, not really realizing it was already occupied*
*Seto reached out to touch his saddened puppy's face but found his hand went right through his face*
*Yugi* You can't touch anything, this is just a memory. They can't see or hear you....much less touch
*Dream Seto* Hey mutt, realize this spots already taken?
*Dream Joey just heard Dream Seto's voice*
*Dream Joey* Oh, well excuse me, Kaiba if I threaten your territory with my presense.
*Dream Seto scowled at Dream Joey(nothing had clicked for them..........yet ^.^; )
*Dream Seto* Can't you find another place to park your rear?
*Dream Joey* No, if you haven't noticed, all the spots are taken by couples making out...that of which I don't want to be a part of.
*Both boys stayed silent for a little bit, then Joey started to move further away from Seto*
*Dream Seto* You got a problem mutt?
*Dream Joey* No.......
*Dream Seto looked up at what Dream Joey was looking at. It was apparently Joey's date, going for his original date.
*Dream Seto* There's something you don't see everyday......
*Dream Joey* You said it.....
*Dream Joey found it hard to stay away from Dream Seto for long(^-~)
*Dream Seto didn't seem to mind until Dream Joey was pretty close*
*It was by some chance that Yugi(Dream and GoCP) pushed dream Seto into Dream Joey and they locked lips for a few seconds*
*After the few seconds, Dream Joey broke away, blushing, then ran off..*
*Seto* Puppy!
*Yugi* He can't hear you, remember?
*Seto, then started yelling at his younger self* You idiot! Go after him, he could be seriously hurt!
*Yugi* I said it before..
*Seto* I know, this is just a memory, he can't see or hear me at all.
*Yugi* But look.......
*Seto turned to see his younger self walking calmly in the direction his puppy went, only to find him on his knees next to to fountain, crying softly*
*Seto* Puppy.......I'm sorry that I hurt you.....
*Yugi stayed silent and watched the scene play out*
*Dream Seto* Quit your crying mutt.
*Dream Joey looks up at Dream Seto then looked away again.*
*Seto* Puppy.........
*Dream Seto* What is your problem? You act like I just sealed your fate or something.
*Dream Joey* You did.
*Dream Seto looked up surprised*
*Dream Seto* Huh?
*Dream Joey* I had planned to have my first kiss when I really trusted the person I loved. You took my first kiss.
*Dream Seto & Real Seto looked suprised; they hadn't known he was saving his first kiss for someone special.
*Seto* puppy..........
~*we skip ahead to the future, back in Seto's room, but Yugi isn't there anymore.*~
*Seto* What a weird dream...... puppy....please forgive me.......
*Suddenly, a bright flash of light appears and Ryou is standing there, looking angelic like in his white robes and wreath on his white hair*
*Ryou* I am the...
*Seto* Don't tell me..Your the ghost of Christmas Present?
*Ryou* Damn your good. You've heard this story before?
*Seto* Naw...personal experience.
*Ryou* Oh, Anyway, I'm going to show you the errors of your present and how they affect those around you.
*Seto* And do I have to touch your robe or go through a gigantic snow storm?
*Ryou* No because my yami would kill....oh, no.
*Seto* I knew it! It is you Ryou!
*Ryou* Just touch the robe and get this over with.
*Seto grabbed onto the silk of Ryou's robe arm*
*Seto* Hey, is this a silk blend?
*Ryou* I dunno. I just wear it.
*Seto* Nice......
*Ryou* Whatever.....*they are then transported to an old cottage where they see Yugi's grandpa, Yami and Chibi Yugi on a stool*
*Seto* I thought Yugi and his grandpa lived in the game shop?
*Ryou* They did.
*Seto* So why are they living in this old shack?
*Ryou* You see, a truck came one day, repossessing everything in the game shop. Everything except the Sennen Puzzle which Yugi refused to give up 'cause of his relationship with his yami. You weren't there to help, so they had to move into this 'shack' as you so lovingly put it. Barely getting by with rent, Yugi grew weaker and weaker without medical treatment. Yami was really worried about him, so was Grandpa. It came later that he was diagnosed with cancer and is lossing his ability to walk and is shrinking by the day, barely the size of a small child.(S.K: I'm about ready to cry here. o.o, Yugi-kun!) He can't even walk properly without his crutch or Yami's help.
*Seto* But how did this happen? Yugi was perfectly healthy the last time I saw him. There is no way he could develop cancer. Don't they have a cure for it!? Yugi will live, won't he?
*Ryou closed his eyes and he suddenly became paler than usual* I see a doused fire, darkness fills this memory. But I see no Yugi in the small chair by the fire place. I also see Yami, carrying flowers, as well as the Sennen Puzzle in his arms, with a dark and sorrowed aura around him. He is walking towards a hill where a head stones layes. Engraved on the stone is engraved the name.....
*Seto* Stop! I don't want to hear anymore! Can't you take me away from this place? Some place with a more lighter mood?
*Ryou* As you wish *Ryou closed his eyes again, Seto clinging onto his robe and they are transported to the Spam Universe*
*Seto* This is the place you consider that has a lighter mood?
*Ryou* Just deal with it.
*Seto turns to see Joey and the others, playing christmas games, Bakura getting Marik drunk off of eggnog, Yuki & Shuichi getting caught under the mistletoe(Kawaii!), the sayians and Gundam pilots putting up a christmas tree, Japanda, Caterfree, Yugimaster01 and Kenshin wrapping presents, and Duke setting up a christmas kareoke machine(heheheheheheheh)*
*Duke* Kareoke Time!
*Everyone* YAY!
*Duke* So who wants to go first?
*Goku* I will!
*Goku took the mic from Duke and began his christmas tune* Jingle Bells, Veggie smells, like a rotten egg!
*Vegeta* What!?
*Goku* Uh oh! My turn's over! *Goku runs off somewhere to hide from Vegeta*
*Vegeta* Kakarott!! Get back here!
*Everyone laughs as Goku runs and Vegeta chases*
*Joey* My turn! *takes mic* Silver Bells, Tristan Smells! It's Christmas Time and he's stinky.
*Tristan* Joey you are so dead! *Chases after him like vegeta is currently chasing Goku*
*Everyone has a good laugh at that*
*Duke* Anyone else want to give it a try?
*Caterfree* I will! *Takes mic* Rockin' around the Christmas tree! Have a happy holiday! Chibis are playing merrily! In that new old-fashioned way! You might get a sentimental feeling when you hear, Joey singin' "Lets be jolly," "Deck the halls with holly."
*Everyone starts clapping and having a lot of fun*
*Caterfree*hehe Domo Arigato! Aishteru Kenji-kun! You too Ken-san!
*Both Father & Son promptly blushed, causing everyone around them to giggle*
*Duke* Who's next?
*Rath* ME! *takes mic* Fill the school with gasoline fa la la la la, la la la la! Light a match and watch it gleam fa la la la la, la la la la! Arne't you glad you played with matches? fa la la la la, la la la la! Watch it all go down in ashes, Fa la la la la, la la la LA!
*Everyone clapped excitedly from that last song*
*Duke* Next?
*Bakura* My turn! *Takes mic* Joy to the world! The Pharaoh's dead! I barbacued his head! And what happened to the body? I flushed it down the potty! and round and round it goes! and round and round it goes! And Round and round, and round it goes!
*There wan't anyone in that room that didn't have a smile on their face or was rolling on the floor with laughter*
*Even Seto couldn't help but laugh* Yami would be so pissed at him if he heard that! hahahahahaha!
*Ryou, softly* Yes, he would.....
*Seto* Ryou, come on, you had to think it was funny. Even a little bit?
*Ryou* Yes, but I'm afraid I can't stay much longer.....
*Seto turned to the white haired, gasping* Ryou!? What's happened to you?
*Ryou's white hair was a dead ghost white, as well as his skin and his tender teenage body had wrinkles upon wrinkles* I can't stay here much longer Seto. I am aging too quickly..I must leave you now......
*Seto* Ryou! Wait! Maybe I can help you!
*Ryou* I'm afraid you can't, I can't stay here a moment longer, goodbye Seto
*Ryou then vanished into darkness, leaving Seto alone being surrounded by vicious fog, making him cough.*
*Suddenly, a dark and mysterious, cloaked figure walked up to Seto*
*Seto* Malik? Please tell me that's you
*The figure shook it's head no*
*Seto* You mean.... your the real Ghost of Christmas yet to come?
*The figure nodded*
*Seto* Well, show me what your going to show me
*The figure pointed and an image came flying towards them. It was KaibaCorp, looking dark and gloomy.
*Seto* My company? What's happened to it?
*We see an older image of Mokuba, hair tied back and wearing jeans and a thick sweater.*
*Older Mokuba* Nii-sama? How could you? KaibaCorp has gone down the tube without you. I'm stressed with running the company, not being able to see my own family. Nii-sama........
*Seto* Spirit? What has happened here? Why has KaibaCorp been turned into this? And what happened to Mokuba? And....what happened to me?
*The figure pointed and another image came flying towards them, this time Yami has taken it's place. He's holding the Sennen puzzle and a crutch in his arms, crying.*
*Seto*Oh no, don't tell me. That's........
*The figure nodded and pointed a finger, pointing at Yami*
*Dream Yami* Aibou........Yugi.......I...I'm not really sure what to say..........I brought you our puzzle....The one you spent so many years trying to solve? And I brought your crutch, even though you might not need it in the afterlife.(S.K.: I'm almost in tears writing this!*Sniffle*) This is really hard for me to do this Yugi-koi.......I just never thought you'd leave........*sniff* No I didn't just sniffle, Pharaohs don't cry.......
*Seto couldn't watch anymore, so he turned his head and saw another grave stone head. This one was darker and lonlier than Yugi's. When he saw the name, he nearly fell over with fear and shock* This...this can't be!!
*The tomb stone said 'Here lies Seto Kaiba. Born October 25, 1986, died March 3, 2006 at age 19 from being shot in the back by an unidentified suspect over a matter of 10 billion dollars'*
*Seto* I'm.....I'm dead!?
*The figure, now behind Seto, nodded silently*
*Seto* Spirit, is there anything I can do to prevent this from happening?
*The figure pointed to the grave*
*Seto* I know that will happen someday, but I didn't want to be shot in the back. And I want Yugi to live out his life as well...not to die of cancer. As much as I despise Yami, he doesn't deserve that kind of pain....Is there anything that I can do?
*The figure speaks for the first time* There is..you must believe in christmas.......
*Seto* I will! I'll believe it! I'll believe in Christmas!
*Suddenly, Seto is transported back into to Spam Universe, in the real reality*
*Bakura* Now that was a cool movie!
*Seto* Huh? *he looks behind him to see the television turned off. He then saw Sayian Krys with the remote in her hand that the evil fiend had used a chapter or two back* You did this?
*Sayian Krys* Yeah, it was all part of mine and Yugi's plan. We both wanted you to believe in christmas so we decided that "A Christmas Carol" would be best suited. Besides, I wanted to see what your past life was like. That was so frickin' cool!
*Seto* Well, are Yugi and Ryou alright? and if the Ghost of Christmas yet to come isn't Malik, who is it?
*Sayian Krys* Glad you asked. Yugi and Ryou really are okay and the Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come is......Mistress Black Sabre!
*Cast* Mistress Black Sabre!?
*The cloaked figure then revealed herself as Mistress Black Sabre* Yep! Hi!
*Sayian Krys* Mistress Black Sabre is a member of a message board I go to and am working part time on story for. She loves Yugioh as much as I do and is a permanent guest torturer of Spam
*YGO cast* Oh no.......
*Mistress Black Sabre* YAY! ^-^
*Duke* Kareoke time!
*Everyone* YAY!!!!!!
*Duke* Who wan't to go first?
*Goku* I will!
*Seto* Uhhh...Goku I don't think that's such a good idea
*but Goku went up there anyway....* Jingle Bells Veggie smells, like a rotten egg!
*Vegeta* Kakarott!!!!!
*Seto* I told him so.......*but couldn't help but laugh as Goku got chased by Vegeta, who has a current thought of 'Must Kill KAKAROTT!!!!!!'
heheheheheheheheheh.....Poor Goku-san. Sorry for the long wait..but I couldn't come up with anything for Halloween or Thanksgiving and a very special Spam welcome to Mistress Black Sabre! Our newest recucit!
*Yami* That was some chapter last time
*Sayian Krys* I'm too out of breath to announce the winners. Anyone else want to announce the winners?
*Everyone shakes their heads, they are all out of breath as well*
*Sayian Krys* Fine then, everyone is a winner and we'll leave it at that.
*Bakura* But....
*Sayian Krys* I said leave at that.......I'll make banners for everyone to winning the kissing contest.
*Bakura* Fair enough
*Ryou* What do we do now?
*Duo* I thought that was my line
*Ryou* You looked like you are about to fall over, so I thought I would say your line.
*Duo* Thanks
*Sayian Krys* Well since it is a christmas edition....we do christmas things
*Marik* Such as?
*Sayian Krys* Presents..stocking infront of the fire...tree.....getting drunk off of eggnog
*Bakura....with very evil thoughts of what he could do to Yami* hehehehehehehehehehe
*Yami* Don't even think about Tomb Robber.
*Bakura* How do you know what I'm thinking. Your not pyschic
*Yami* No, but when you laugh like that and looking at me with a mischevious glance, I know 9 times out of 10 your planning to do something to me.
*Yugi* What about that other one time?
*Yami* That was Seto. He stole his blue eyes plushie and gave his blue-eyes hedges a new look.
*Seto* That was you? I'm going to kill you!
*Bakura* How can you kill me? I'm already dead!
*Seto, still on a rampage to get his blue eyes plushie back* GIVE ME BACK MY BLUE EYES!!!!!!
*Bakura then started running for the peed-off CEO*
*Wufei* Now there's something you don't see everyday
*Yami* At least it wasn't me this time.
*Bakura* Don't think your off the hook Pharaoh! Your next as soon as I can get away from the blue-eyes enthusist
*Yami* Damn.
*Yugi* Come on Bakura, have a heart! It's Christmas! You too Seto!
*Seto* Do you really think I believe in that stuff?
*Sayian Krys* I believe!
*Yugi* Me too!
*Marik* Santa-san would not be very happy with you, Seto, for hearing you say that.
*Seto* What makes you think I even care?
*Yugi wanted Seto to beileve in Christmas so he got his yami's attention and told him his idea*
*Yami thought it was a great idea(naturally) and called some others over to help him.*
*Seto was suspicious of the entire ordeal. He then felt suddenly thirsty*
*Ryou* Here Seto, have a glass of water.*(what Seto doesn't know is that the water has been tampered with(curtosy of Bakura) two sleeping pills that will knock him out for three hours for the plan to take action)*
*Seto was suspicious but gladly took the water. Next thing he knew, he was so dizzy, it wasn't funny, then lost consciousness*
*Joey was there in time to catch him before he hit the ground*
*Joey* So what are you guys going to do anyway?
*Sayian Krys* A little Christmas magic!
~*Scene change*~ *Seto's bedroom*~
*Seto* What on Earth am I doing here?
*Suddenly, a ghostly figure appears before him, dressed in white silks with a childlike appearance*
*Seto* Yugi?
*Yugi* I am not Yugi, I am the ghost of Christmas Past!
*Seto* But you look like Yugi?
*Yugi....I mean Ghost of Christmas Past* Just deal with it okay?
*Seto* Whatever......
*Yugi took hold of Seto's hand and they both took to the air, flying through the winter sky...*
*Seto* Why do you have to go through a snow storm?
*Ghost of Christmas Past* It's part of the story.........deal with it!
*They soon landed at a place that was quite familiar to Seto*
*Seto*This...this is the...
*Yugi* The orphanage you grew up in? Yep. Down to the last detail.
*Seto looked around at the deserted room, then saw a little boy in the corner, reading a book.*
*Seto looked over the boy's and saw that the little boy was himself 9 years younger*
*Seto* Hey, that was my favorite book back then. 'Lord of the Rings, The Fellowship of the Ring.'
*Yugi* Isn't that advanced for an eight year old?
*Seto* I'm more intellegent than most eight year olds back then.
*Yugi sweatdropped* I kinda figured.
*Seto* It was hard back then..living without parents......raising my little brother...
*Yugi* Yes, it does seem very tragic. But there was always a light to your life...
*Seto* Yes...Mokuba......he always could find someway to make me feel better...like I was doing things right......and being a good big brother
*Yugi* You remember what happened to him Seto?
*Seto* No......Have you done anything to Mokuba? If so I will....
*Yugi* Uhhh...nevermind, it's not that important.......next memory.....
~*We enter a grand ballroom, with a lot of fancy shiny things*~
*Seto* I remember this place. It's were our prom had taken place
*Yugi* Yes.....
*Seto* It's also where I met the love of my life....Joey......my puppy
*Yugi* Yep, you met the real Joey on this night.
*Seto* I remember this night. The girl I was with didn't pay much attention to me, but to some other hot dude across the hall.....bitch....
*Yugi* No kidding........
*We turn to see a younger, colder Seto, standing in a corner by himself*
*Joey soon joins him, not really realizing it was already occupied*
*Seto reached out to touch his saddened puppy's face but found his hand went right through his face*
*Yugi* You can't touch anything, this is just a memory. They can't see or hear you....much less touch
*Dream Seto* Hey mutt, realize this spots already taken?
*Dream Joey just heard Dream Seto's voice*
*Dream Joey* Oh, well excuse me, Kaiba if I threaten your territory with my presense.
*Dream Seto scowled at Dream Joey(nothing had clicked for them..........yet ^.^; )
*Dream Seto* Can't you find another place to park your rear?
*Dream Joey* No, if you haven't noticed, all the spots are taken by couples making out...that of which I don't want to be a part of.
*Both boys stayed silent for a little bit, then Joey started to move further away from Seto*
*Dream Seto* You got a problem mutt?
*Dream Joey* No.......
*Dream Seto looked up at what Dream Joey was looking at. It was apparently Joey's date, going for his original date.
*Dream Seto* There's something you don't see everyday......
*Dream Joey* You said it.....
*Dream Joey found it hard to stay away from Dream Seto for long(^-~)
*Dream Seto didn't seem to mind until Dream Joey was pretty close*
*It was by some chance that Yugi(Dream and GoCP) pushed dream Seto into Dream Joey and they locked lips for a few seconds*
*After the few seconds, Dream Joey broke away, blushing, then ran off..*
*Seto* Puppy!
*Yugi* He can't hear you, remember?
*Seto, then started yelling at his younger self* You idiot! Go after him, he could be seriously hurt!
*Yugi* I said it before..
*Seto* I know, this is just a memory, he can't see or hear me at all.
*Yugi* But look.......
*Seto turned to see his younger self walking calmly in the direction his puppy went, only to find him on his knees next to to fountain, crying softly*
*Seto* Puppy.......I'm sorry that I hurt you.....
*Yugi stayed silent and watched the scene play out*
*Dream Seto* Quit your crying mutt.
*Dream Joey looks up at Dream Seto then looked away again.*
*Seto* Puppy.........
*Dream Seto* What is your problem? You act like I just sealed your fate or something.
*Dream Joey* You did.
*Dream Seto looked up surprised*
*Dream Seto* Huh?
*Dream Joey* I had planned to have my first kiss when I really trusted the person I loved. You took my first kiss.
*Dream Seto & Real Seto looked suprised; they hadn't known he was saving his first kiss for someone special.
*Seto* puppy..........
~*we skip ahead to the future, back in Seto's room, but Yugi isn't there anymore.*~
*Seto* What a weird dream...... puppy....please forgive me.......
*Suddenly, a bright flash of light appears and Ryou is standing there, looking angelic like in his white robes and wreath on his white hair*
*Ryou* I am the...
*Seto* Don't tell me..Your the ghost of Christmas Present?
*Ryou* Damn your good. You've heard this story before?
*Seto* Naw...personal experience.
*Ryou* Oh, Anyway, I'm going to show you the errors of your present and how they affect those around you.
*Seto* And do I have to touch your robe or go through a gigantic snow storm?
*Ryou* No because my yami would kill....oh, no.
*Seto* I knew it! It is you Ryou!
*Ryou* Just touch the robe and get this over with.
*Seto grabbed onto the silk of Ryou's robe arm*
*Seto* Hey, is this a silk blend?
*Ryou* I dunno. I just wear it.
*Seto* Nice......
*Ryou* Whatever.....*they are then transported to an old cottage where they see Yugi's grandpa, Yami and Chibi Yugi on a stool*
*Seto* I thought Yugi and his grandpa lived in the game shop?
*Ryou* They did.
*Seto* So why are they living in this old shack?
*Ryou* You see, a truck came one day, repossessing everything in the game shop. Everything except the Sennen Puzzle which Yugi refused to give up 'cause of his relationship with his yami. You weren't there to help, so they had to move into this 'shack' as you so lovingly put it. Barely getting by with rent, Yugi grew weaker and weaker without medical treatment. Yami was really worried about him, so was Grandpa. It came later that he was diagnosed with cancer and is lossing his ability to walk and is shrinking by the day, barely the size of a small child.(S.K: I'm about ready to cry here. o.o, Yugi-kun!) He can't even walk properly without his crutch or Yami's help.
*Seto* But how did this happen? Yugi was perfectly healthy the last time I saw him. There is no way he could develop cancer. Don't they have a cure for it!? Yugi will live, won't he?
*Ryou closed his eyes and he suddenly became paler than usual* I see a doused fire, darkness fills this memory. But I see no Yugi in the small chair by the fire place. I also see Yami, carrying flowers, as well as the Sennen Puzzle in his arms, with a dark and sorrowed aura around him. He is walking towards a hill where a head stones layes. Engraved on the stone is engraved the name.....
*Seto* Stop! I don't want to hear anymore! Can't you take me away from this place? Some place with a more lighter mood?
*Ryou* As you wish *Ryou closed his eyes again, Seto clinging onto his robe and they are transported to the Spam Universe*
*Seto* This is the place you consider that has a lighter mood?
*Ryou* Just deal with it.
*Seto turns to see Joey and the others, playing christmas games, Bakura getting Marik drunk off of eggnog, Yuki & Shuichi getting caught under the mistletoe(Kawaii!), the sayians and Gundam pilots putting up a christmas tree, Japanda, Caterfree, Yugimaster01 and Kenshin wrapping presents, and Duke setting up a christmas kareoke machine(heheheheheheheh)*
*Duke* Kareoke Time!
*Everyone* YAY!
*Duke* So who wants to go first?
*Goku* I will!
*Goku took the mic from Duke and began his christmas tune* Jingle Bells, Veggie smells, like a rotten egg!
*Vegeta* What!?
*Goku* Uh oh! My turn's over! *Goku runs off somewhere to hide from Vegeta*
*Vegeta* Kakarott!! Get back here!
*Everyone laughs as Goku runs and Vegeta chases*
*Joey* My turn! *takes mic* Silver Bells, Tristan Smells! It's Christmas Time and he's stinky.
*Tristan* Joey you are so dead! *Chases after him like vegeta is currently chasing Goku*
*Everyone has a good laugh at that*
*Duke* Anyone else want to give it a try?
*Caterfree* I will! *Takes mic* Rockin' around the Christmas tree! Have a happy holiday! Chibis are playing merrily! In that new old-fashioned way! You might get a sentimental feeling when you hear, Joey singin' "Lets be jolly," "Deck the halls with holly."
*Everyone starts clapping and having a lot of fun*
*Caterfree*hehe Domo Arigato! Aishteru Kenji-kun! You too Ken-san!
*Both Father & Son promptly blushed, causing everyone around them to giggle*
*Duke* Who's next?
*Rath* ME! *takes mic* Fill the school with gasoline fa la la la la, la la la la! Light a match and watch it gleam fa la la la la, la la la la! Arne't you glad you played with matches? fa la la la la, la la la la! Watch it all go down in ashes, Fa la la la la, la la la LA!
*Everyone clapped excitedly from that last song*
*Duke* Next?
*Bakura* My turn! *Takes mic* Joy to the world! The Pharaoh's dead! I barbacued his head! And what happened to the body? I flushed it down the potty! and round and round it goes! and round and round it goes! And Round and round, and round it goes!
*There wan't anyone in that room that didn't have a smile on their face or was rolling on the floor with laughter*
*Even Seto couldn't help but laugh* Yami would be so pissed at him if he heard that! hahahahahaha!
*Ryou, softly* Yes, he would.....
*Seto* Ryou, come on, you had to think it was funny. Even a little bit?
*Ryou* Yes, but I'm afraid I can't stay much longer.....
*Seto turned to the white haired, gasping* Ryou!? What's happened to you?
*Ryou's white hair was a dead ghost white, as well as his skin and his tender teenage body had wrinkles upon wrinkles* I can't stay here much longer Seto. I am aging too quickly..I must leave you now......
*Seto* Ryou! Wait! Maybe I can help you!
*Ryou* I'm afraid you can't, I can't stay here a moment longer, goodbye Seto
*Ryou then vanished into darkness, leaving Seto alone being surrounded by vicious fog, making him cough.*
*Suddenly, a dark and mysterious, cloaked figure walked up to Seto*
*Seto* Malik? Please tell me that's you
*The figure shook it's head no*
*Seto* You mean.... your the real Ghost of Christmas yet to come?
*The figure nodded*
*Seto* Well, show me what your going to show me
*The figure pointed and an image came flying towards them. It was KaibaCorp, looking dark and gloomy.
*Seto* My company? What's happened to it?
*We see an older image of Mokuba, hair tied back and wearing jeans and a thick sweater.*
*Older Mokuba* Nii-sama? How could you? KaibaCorp has gone down the tube without you. I'm stressed with running the company, not being able to see my own family. Nii-sama........
*Seto* Spirit? What has happened here? Why has KaibaCorp been turned into this? And what happened to Mokuba? And....what happened to me?
*The figure pointed and another image came flying towards them, this time Yami has taken it's place. He's holding the Sennen puzzle and a crutch in his arms, crying.*
*Seto*Oh no, don't tell me. That's........
*The figure nodded and pointed a finger, pointing at Yami*
*Dream Yami* Aibou........Yugi.......I...I'm not really sure what to say..........I brought you our puzzle....The one you spent so many years trying to solve? And I brought your crutch, even though you might not need it in the afterlife.(S.K.: I'm almost in tears writing this!*Sniffle*) This is really hard for me to do this Yugi-koi.......I just never thought you'd leave........*sniff* No I didn't just sniffle, Pharaohs don't cry.......
*Seto couldn't watch anymore, so he turned his head and saw another grave stone head. This one was darker and lonlier than Yugi's. When he saw the name, he nearly fell over with fear and shock* This...this can't be!!
*The tomb stone said 'Here lies Seto Kaiba. Born October 25, 1986, died March 3, 2006 at age 19 from being shot in the back by an unidentified suspect over a matter of 10 billion dollars'*
*Seto* I'm.....I'm dead!?
*The figure, now behind Seto, nodded silently*
*Seto* Spirit, is there anything I can do to prevent this from happening?
*The figure pointed to the grave*
*Seto* I know that will happen someday, but I didn't want to be shot in the back. And I want Yugi to live out his life as well...not to die of cancer. As much as I despise Yami, he doesn't deserve that kind of pain....Is there anything that I can do?
*The figure speaks for the first time* There is..you must believe in christmas.......
*Seto* I will! I'll believe it! I'll believe in Christmas!
*Suddenly, Seto is transported back into to Spam Universe, in the real reality*
*Bakura* Now that was a cool movie!
*Seto* Huh? *he looks behind him to see the television turned off. He then saw Sayian Krys with the remote in her hand that the evil fiend had used a chapter or two back* You did this?
*Sayian Krys* Yeah, it was all part of mine and Yugi's plan. We both wanted you to believe in christmas so we decided that "A Christmas Carol" would be best suited. Besides, I wanted to see what your past life was like. That was so frickin' cool!
*Seto* Well, are Yugi and Ryou alright? and if the Ghost of Christmas yet to come isn't Malik, who is it?
*Sayian Krys* Glad you asked. Yugi and Ryou really are okay and the Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come is......Mistress Black Sabre!
*Cast* Mistress Black Sabre!?
*The cloaked figure then revealed herself as Mistress Black Sabre* Yep! Hi!
*Sayian Krys* Mistress Black Sabre is a member of a message board I go to and am working part time on story for. She loves Yugioh as much as I do and is a permanent guest torturer of Spam
*YGO cast* Oh no.......
*Mistress Black Sabre* YAY! ^-^
*Duke* Kareoke time!
*Everyone* YAY!!!!!!
*Duke* Who wan't to go first?
*Goku* I will!
*Seto* Uhhh...Goku I don't think that's such a good idea
*but Goku went up there anyway....* Jingle Bells Veggie smells, like a rotten egg!
*Vegeta* Kakarott!!!!!
*Seto* I told him so.......*but couldn't help but laugh as Goku got chased by Vegeta, who has a current thought of 'Must Kill KAKAROTT!!!!!!'
heheheheheheheheheh.....Poor Goku-san. Sorry for the long wait..but I couldn't come up with anything for Halloween or Thanksgiving and a very special Spam welcome to Mistress Black Sabre! Our newest recucit!