Again, I can't thank you guys enough! Reviews are the best! Oh, and as some
of you may have been wondering, Kurama occasionally makes his comments. I
have way too many characters in my story already, and it's hard to keep
track of all of them... I will try to keep them all well balanced in lines,
but I can't make any promises. And as for the grammatical mistakes... I
rarely ever read over the story once it's been on the site, so I do
apologize.
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Disclaimer: *sigh* No I still do not own Inuyasha or Yu Yu Hakusho yet. Unfortunate for me, my brain cells just weren't developed fast enough for me to come up with the idea first. However, I am still debating whether I should kidnap the producers and take over the company, or just steal their copyright contract. I'll let you know if I succeed in any of the well- thought-out strategies listed above.
A.N. Do you really want me to tell you what happened in the bathroom with Shippo and Inuyasha? Weeeell, if it's alright with him-
Inuyasha: No. No. No. NO!!
Well I guess that's it folks! Sorry but I've been strictly forbidden to tell you the events of the bathroom incident- *quickly shoves Inuyasha through the door and holds it shut so he can't get out* When he got in the bathroom, Shippo had an accident on the floor, and Inuyasha was forced to clean it up before anyone noticed! *still struggling to keep the door closed AND talk loud enough so that she could be heard over his yelling and pounding* Being the completely clueless idiot he is, he broke the sink and ended up flooding out the bathroom just as Kagome came in!! Oh my god he's gonna break the door down and kill me!! *just then Inuyasha smashes through the door and rampages after poor me*
Inuyasha: I TOLD YOU NOT TO SAY ANYTHING!! NOW YOU DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!
Chapter Four: Lady Marmalade (heh heh heh...)
Shippo: Wow! I feel a 100% better! It's amazing how relieved you feel afterwards, am I right?
Inuyasha: Why you!! *attempts to strangle the poor kitsune* Get over here, you little shrimp!!!!
Sango: It was that bad, wasn't it...-_-;; *hands Kagome a towel to dry off* (A.N. You know, the funny thing about stories is that you can pull just about any random object out at any time, no matter where you are! *pulls Inuyasha's Tetsusaiga out of nowhere and smiles brightly* See? ^-^)
Inuyasha: Hey, where'd my Tetsusaiga go?
Kurama: It was with you when you went to the restroom with young Shippo, aren't I correct?
Inuyasha: Hey Mr. Sappy-dramatic Preacher, you bring up the bathroom again and I'll shove you're poems up your-
Koenma: WOW!! Isn't it a lovely day to just GET ALONG!!! *glares at Inuyasha, who shrinks back*
Kurama: O.o
Kagome: Ugh, it was so disgusting...
Sango: Yea, well, it's over now, am I right? I just wished that Miroku would stay unconscious for a little while longer...
Kagome: *nervously looks at her* He's...awake?
Just then someone creeps up behind Kagome and gropes her causing her face to rise up to an extremely bright crimson color.
Miroku: *grins*
Sango: Does that answer your question?
Kagome: I was expecting a more civilized response...*sweat drip*
Botan: Are you all done conversing yet? I need to talk to the two of you.
Kagome: Yea sure, Botan! ^-^
Botan: Alone. *glares at Miroku*
Miroku sighs and walks over by Kurama and Hiei.
Botan: *leans over towards Sango, Kagome, and Keiko who now just appeared from nowhere in particular* whisper whisper whisper.
The three girls: O.o
They continue to whisper loud enough for the boys to hear, however it is spoken in a "whispering language"...
Sango: Whisper whisper Miroku whisper!!
Botan: Whisper whisper whisper whisper! ^-^
Inuyasha: ALRIGHT, I've heard enough of your stupid whispering!! Jeez!!!!
Yusuke: What evil plots are you planning now, Botan? *death glare*
Botan: You'll just have to wait and find out! =^-^=
Yusuke: Argh! I hate it when you say that!
Botan: Yea, well, get used to it! *skips off behind the curtains that just now appeared at the back of the stage for no specific reason...well...yea there's a reason. A pretty good one too*
Sango, Kagome, and Keiko follow Botan behind the stage, leaving the boys debating whether this was a good thing...or a bad thing...
Miroku: *shoots his hand in the air* Oo! Oo! I know! It's a good thing!
I wasn't asking you, Miroku! Pay attention and follow the script or I will have to permanently remove you from this fanfic!
Miroku: *lowers his head in shame* Forgive me Oh Great One.
That's more like it. Continue! =^-^=
Kuwabara: If this is gonna end up like Blood and Guts Part Three where they get these kick butt machine guns and attack all the innocent men then I'm outta here! (A.N. I love making up my own movies! ^o^)
Hiei: Kuwabara?
Kuwabara: What?
Hiei: Shut up.
Yusuke: Great, now you have 'me' worried. Thanks a lot Kuwabara.
Inuyasha: You're actually worried? Kagome can barely even handle scissors, let alone a gun...
Yusuke: Yea, I guess you're right. What have I got to worry about?
Just then, Shippo turns on the karaoke machine up to full blast and turns on the pink and red stage lights. Their eyes widen as they hear the music to Lady Marmalade play throughout the bar.
Sango and Botan, followed by Keiko walk onto the stage, wearing makeup. Being dressed in panty hose and garters, they sit on the steps.
Yusuke: Oh...my...god...
Koenma: Guess...you were...wrong.
Miroku: *puts hands together in a praying manor* Oh thank you Lord for this wonderful blessing. ^_______^
Kurama: Ah-hem *clears throat*
Sango: *snapping*
Where's all mah soul sistas
Lemme hear ya'll flow sistas
Keiko: *stands up*
Hey sista, go sista, soul sista, flow sista
Hey sista, go sista, soul sista, go sista
*The two stand up*
Keiko:
He met Marmalade down in old Moulin Rouge
Struttin' her stuff on the street
She said, 'Hello, hey Jo, you wanna give it a go! Oh! uh huh
*Now dancing along with the music*
Giuchie, Giuchie, ya ya dada (Hey hey hey)
Giuchie, Giuchie, ya ya here (here)
Mocha Chocalata ya ya (oh yea)
Creole lady Marmalade
Sango:
What What, What what
Keiko:
ooh oh
Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir
Voulez vous coucher avec moi
Sango: yea yea yea yea
Kuwabara: *drooling* Man, Yusuke. Keiko really knows how to dance...
Yusuke: You better STAY AWAY FROM HER, KUWABARA!!!
Kurama: Settle down, Yusuke. *stops him from biting Kuwabara's head off...literally*
Miroku: Whoa...Sango, is unexplainable...too much...beauty...mustn't give in...to temptation...
Botan: He sat in her boudoir while she freshened up
Boy drank all that Magnolia wine
All her black satin sheets, suede's, dark greens
yeah
*Begins to dance*
Giuchie, Giuchie, ya ya dada (da-da-da)
Giuchie, Giuchie, ya ya here (here ohooh yea yeah)
Mocha Choca lata ya ya (yea)
Creole lady Marmalade
Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir (ce soir, what what what)
Voulez vous coucher avec moi
Sango:
yea yea uh
He come through with the money and the garter bags
I let him know we bout that cake straight up the gate uh
We independent women, some mistake us for whores
I'm sayin', why spend mine when I can spend yours
Inuyasha: Sango...raps?
Miroku: Ah! *pinches nose and looks up* Nose bleed! (A.N. HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! *falls over in uncontrollable laughter*)
Disagree? Well that's you and I'm sorry
Imma keep playing these cats out like Atari
Wear ideal shoes get love from the dudes
4 bad a** chicks from the Moulin Rouge
hey sistas, soul sistas, betta get that dough sistas
We drink wine with diamonds in the glass
bottle case the meaning of expensive taste
if you wanna Giuchie, Giuchie, ya ya
Mocha Chocalate-a what?
Real Lady Marmalade
One more time C'mon now
As they sing, Kagome steps down the stairs and walks towards the front of the stage.
Kurama: Your lady friend over there, Inuyasha, seems to be enjoying your attention...
Hiei: Since when did you start talking like that?
Kurama: Oh, sorry Hiei! ^-^;;
Marmalade... Lady Marmalade... Marmalade...
Kagome: *does a pretty good job of acting like Christina*
hey Hey Hey!
Touch of her skin feeling silky smooth
Inuyasha: O.O
Kuwabara: You sing that stuff, girl! Sorry, Inuyasha, but I think I'm starting to like your girl over there...
Inuyasha: O.O
Miroku: Wow. Not able to come up with a good come back, he must be in complete and utter shock, or something.
color of cafe au lait alright
Made the savage beast inside roar until he cried,
More-more-more
Botan:
Now he's back home doin' 9 to 5
Keiko:
Sleepin' the grey flannel life
Kagome:
But when he turns off to sleep memories creep,
More-more-more
Everyone:
Giuchie, Giuchie, ya ya dada (da daeaea yea)
Giuchie, Giuchie, ya ya here (ooh)
Mocha Choca lata ya ya (yea)
Creole lady Marmalade
Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir (ce soir)
Voulez vous coucher avec moi (all my sistas yea)
Miroku: Yes, Sango! I would love to do you that honor!
Yusuke: Miroku! Wouldn't that be breaking the rule of all religious monks?
Kurama: That appears to be a "no" in his standards.
Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir (ce soir)
Voulez vous coucher avec moi (C'Mon! uh)
Kagome...(oh Leaeaa Oh)
Botan:... (Lady Marmalade)
Sango:...(hey Hey! uh uh uh uh...)
Keiko:...(Oh Oh oooo)
Rot wailer baby...(baby)
Moulin Rouge... (0h)
Misdemeanor here...
Creole Lady Marmalade Yes-ah......
As they finish their song, Miroku runs up to Sango and attempts to grab her but she randomly pulls out a pan and hits him in the face.
Sango: Don't touch me.
Meanwhile, Koenma, Kuwabara, and Kurama go over by Kagome to congratulate her while Yusuke shyly makes his way over to Keiko, leaving poor Botan all alone.
Kuwabara: Would you ever consider going to the movies with me? Just me?
Kagome: O.o
Koenma: What ever happened to Yukina? Besides, she's the only one I know who would go with an ugly pig monster.
Kuwabara: Why you!! *strangles him to death*
Kurama: *sweat drip* Well anyways, you did a great job, Miss Kagome. You got your boyfriend over there frozen to death. *points to Inuyasha, who still is all O.o*
Kagome: *runs over to him* Are you alright Inuyasha?!
Inuyasha: O.o
Botan: *sniff sniff* No one loves me...*sniff*
Shippo: Oh I wouldn't say that, Miss Botan *grins*
Botan: O_O;;
Sango: *trying to pry Miroku off her* so who is willing to sing next, huh?
Shippo: Oo! Oo! I will! I will!! *still holding onto Botan's waist*
Botan: Would you get off of me?!?
Shippo: NEVER!!!
Sango: *sweat drip*
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*scrapes herself off of the floor* I...am...so...hot...I think im gonna die. The fan's right next to me but im still sweating like crazy! Someone help me.
*Just then Miroku appears out of nowhere...again...*
What the- didn't I tell you never to come back here again?!?!?!?!?!!!
Miroku: You said you wanted me to help you.
NOT YOU!!! I said 'someone' meaning anyone BUT you!
Miroku: Oh well okay...*starts to walk out the door but quickly turns around tackles me to the ground, pulling my arm behind my head*
Ow! Ow! Let go! Mercy, mercy!!!!!!!!!!!
Miroku: That's what I thought. *lets her go* Heh heh, you don't know how long I've wanted to do that. Let's just say we're even now.
Oh ho ho, but we are 'far' from even...mWaHahAhAhAAHAhAHAhAHhAhAhaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Miroku: O.o...I think I'm just gonna...leave now...*quickly stumbles out of the door*
I suggest you review...OR ELSE!!!!!!!!! MWA HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *sits down to watch Blood and Guts Part Three*
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Disclaimer: *sigh* No I still do not own Inuyasha or Yu Yu Hakusho yet. Unfortunate for me, my brain cells just weren't developed fast enough for me to come up with the idea first. However, I am still debating whether I should kidnap the producers and take over the company, or just steal their copyright contract. I'll let you know if I succeed in any of the well- thought-out strategies listed above.
A.N. Do you really want me to tell you what happened in the bathroom with Shippo and Inuyasha? Weeeell, if it's alright with him-
Inuyasha: No. No. No. NO!!
Well I guess that's it folks! Sorry but I've been strictly forbidden to tell you the events of the bathroom incident- *quickly shoves Inuyasha through the door and holds it shut so he can't get out* When he got in the bathroom, Shippo had an accident on the floor, and Inuyasha was forced to clean it up before anyone noticed! *still struggling to keep the door closed AND talk loud enough so that she could be heard over his yelling and pounding* Being the completely clueless idiot he is, he broke the sink and ended up flooding out the bathroom just as Kagome came in!! Oh my god he's gonna break the door down and kill me!! *just then Inuyasha smashes through the door and rampages after poor me*
Inuyasha: I TOLD YOU NOT TO SAY ANYTHING!! NOW YOU DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!
Chapter Four: Lady Marmalade (heh heh heh...)
Shippo: Wow! I feel a 100% better! It's amazing how relieved you feel afterwards, am I right?
Inuyasha: Why you!! *attempts to strangle the poor kitsune* Get over here, you little shrimp!!!!
Sango: It was that bad, wasn't it...-_-;; *hands Kagome a towel to dry off* (A.N. You know, the funny thing about stories is that you can pull just about any random object out at any time, no matter where you are! *pulls Inuyasha's Tetsusaiga out of nowhere and smiles brightly* See? ^-^)
Inuyasha: Hey, where'd my Tetsusaiga go?
Kurama: It was with you when you went to the restroom with young Shippo, aren't I correct?
Inuyasha: Hey Mr. Sappy-dramatic Preacher, you bring up the bathroom again and I'll shove you're poems up your-
Koenma: WOW!! Isn't it a lovely day to just GET ALONG!!! *glares at Inuyasha, who shrinks back*
Kurama: O.o
Kagome: Ugh, it was so disgusting...
Sango: Yea, well, it's over now, am I right? I just wished that Miroku would stay unconscious for a little while longer...
Kagome: *nervously looks at her* He's...awake?
Just then someone creeps up behind Kagome and gropes her causing her face to rise up to an extremely bright crimson color.
Miroku: *grins*
Sango: Does that answer your question?
Kagome: I was expecting a more civilized response...*sweat drip*
Botan: Are you all done conversing yet? I need to talk to the two of you.
Kagome: Yea sure, Botan! ^-^
Botan: Alone. *glares at Miroku*
Miroku sighs and walks over by Kurama and Hiei.
Botan: *leans over towards Sango, Kagome, and Keiko who now just appeared from nowhere in particular* whisper whisper whisper.
The three girls: O.o
They continue to whisper loud enough for the boys to hear, however it is spoken in a "whispering language"...
Sango: Whisper whisper Miroku whisper!!
Botan: Whisper whisper whisper whisper! ^-^
Inuyasha: ALRIGHT, I've heard enough of your stupid whispering!! Jeez!!!!
Yusuke: What evil plots are you planning now, Botan? *death glare*
Botan: You'll just have to wait and find out! =^-^=
Yusuke: Argh! I hate it when you say that!
Botan: Yea, well, get used to it! *skips off behind the curtains that just now appeared at the back of the stage for no specific reason...well...yea there's a reason. A pretty good one too*
Sango, Kagome, and Keiko follow Botan behind the stage, leaving the boys debating whether this was a good thing...or a bad thing...
Miroku: *shoots his hand in the air* Oo! Oo! I know! It's a good thing!
I wasn't asking you, Miroku! Pay attention and follow the script or I will have to permanently remove you from this fanfic!
Miroku: *lowers his head in shame* Forgive me Oh Great One.
That's more like it. Continue! =^-^=
Kuwabara: If this is gonna end up like Blood and Guts Part Three where they get these kick butt machine guns and attack all the innocent men then I'm outta here! (A.N. I love making up my own movies! ^o^)
Hiei: Kuwabara?
Kuwabara: What?
Hiei: Shut up.
Yusuke: Great, now you have 'me' worried. Thanks a lot Kuwabara.
Inuyasha: You're actually worried? Kagome can barely even handle scissors, let alone a gun...
Yusuke: Yea, I guess you're right. What have I got to worry about?
Just then, Shippo turns on the karaoke machine up to full blast and turns on the pink and red stage lights. Their eyes widen as they hear the music to Lady Marmalade play throughout the bar.
Sango and Botan, followed by Keiko walk onto the stage, wearing makeup. Being dressed in panty hose and garters, they sit on the steps.
Yusuke: Oh...my...god...
Koenma: Guess...you were...wrong.
Miroku: *puts hands together in a praying manor* Oh thank you Lord for this wonderful blessing. ^_______^
Kurama: Ah-hem *clears throat*
Sango: *snapping*
Where's all mah soul sistas
Lemme hear ya'll flow sistas
Keiko: *stands up*
Hey sista, go sista, soul sista, flow sista
Hey sista, go sista, soul sista, go sista
*The two stand up*
Keiko:
He met Marmalade down in old Moulin Rouge
Struttin' her stuff on the street
She said, 'Hello, hey Jo, you wanna give it a go! Oh! uh huh
*Now dancing along with the music*
Giuchie, Giuchie, ya ya dada (Hey hey hey)
Giuchie, Giuchie, ya ya here (here)
Mocha Chocalata ya ya (oh yea)
Creole lady Marmalade
Sango:
What What, What what
Keiko:
ooh oh
Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir
Voulez vous coucher avec moi
Sango: yea yea yea yea
Kuwabara: *drooling* Man, Yusuke. Keiko really knows how to dance...
Yusuke: You better STAY AWAY FROM HER, KUWABARA!!!
Kurama: Settle down, Yusuke. *stops him from biting Kuwabara's head off...literally*
Miroku: Whoa...Sango, is unexplainable...too much...beauty...mustn't give in...to temptation...
Botan: He sat in her boudoir while she freshened up
Boy drank all that Magnolia wine
All her black satin sheets, suede's, dark greens
yeah
*Begins to dance*
Giuchie, Giuchie, ya ya dada (da-da-da)
Giuchie, Giuchie, ya ya here (here ohooh yea yeah)
Mocha Choca lata ya ya (yea)
Creole lady Marmalade
Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir (ce soir, what what what)
Voulez vous coucher avec moi
Sango:
yea yea uh
He come through with the money and the garter bags
I let him know we bout that cake straight up the gate uh
We independent women, some mistake us for whores
I'm sayin', why spend mine when I can spend yours
Inuyasha: Sango...raps?
Miroku: Ah! *pinches nose and looks up* Nose bleed! (A.N. HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! *falls over in uncontrollable laughter*)
Disagree? Well that's you and I'm sorry
Imma keep playing these cats out like Atari
Wear ideal shoes get love from the dudes
4 bad a** chicks from the Moulin Rouge
hey sistas, soul sistas, betta get that dough sistas
We drink wine with diamonds in the glass
bottle case the meaning of expensive taste
if you wanna Giuchie, Giuchie, ya ya
Mocha Chocalate-a what?
Real Lady Marmalade
One more time C'mon now
As they sing, Kagome steps down the stairs and walks towards the front of the stage.
Kurama: Your lady friend over there, Inuyasha, seems to be enjoying your attention...
Hiei: Since when did you start talking like that?
Kurama: Oh, sorry Hiei! ^-^;;
Marmalade... Lady Marmalade... Marmalade...
Kagome: *does a pretty good job of acting like Christina*
hey Hey Hey!
Touch of her skin feeling silky smooth
Inuyasha: O.O
Kuwabara: You sing that stuff, girl! Sorry, Inuyasha, but I think I'm starting to like your girl over there...
Inuyasha: O.O
Miroku: Wow. Not able to come up with a good come back, he must be in complete and utter shock, or something.
color of cafe au lait alright
Made the savage beast inside roar until he cried,
More-more-more
Botan:
Now he's back home doin' 9 to 5
Keiko:
Sleepin' the grey flannel life
Kagome:
But when he turns off to sleep memories creep,
More-more-more
Everyone:
Giuchie, Giuchie, ya ya dada (da daeaea yea)
Giuchie, Giuchie, ya ya here (ooh)
Mocha Choca lata ya ya (yea)
Creole lady Marmalade
Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir (ce soir)
Voulez vous coucher avec moi (all my sistas yea)
Miroku: Yes, Sango! I would love to do you that honor!
Yusuke: Miroku! Wouldn't that be breaking the rule of all religious monks?
Kurama: That appears to be a "no" in his standards.
Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir (ce soir)
Voulez vous coucher avec moi (C'Mon! uh)
Kagome...(oh Leaeaa Oh)
Botan:... (Lady Marmalade)
Sango:...(hey Hey! uh uh uh uh...)
Keiko:...(Oh Oh oooo)
Rot wailer baby...(baby)
Moulin Rouge... (0h)
Misdemeanor here...
Creole Lady Marmalade Yes-ah......
As they finish their song, Miroku runs up to Sango and attempts to grab her but she randomly pulls out a pan and hits him in the face.
Sango: Don't touch me.
Meanwhile, Koenma, Kuwabara, and Kurama go over by Kagome to congratulate her while Yusuke shyly makes his way over to Keiko, leaving poor Botan all alone.
Kuwabara: Would you ever consider going to the movies with me? Just me?
Kagome: O.o
Koenma: What ever happened to Yukina? Besides, she's the only one I know who would go with an ugly pig monster.
Kuwabara: Why you!! *strangles him to death*
Kurama: *sweat drip* Well anyways, you did a great job, Miss Kagome. You got your boyfriend over there frozen to death. *points to Inuyasha, who still is all O.o*
Kagome: *runs over to him* Are you alright Inuyasha?!
Inuyasha: O.o
Botan: *sniff sniff* No one loves me...*sniff*
Shippo: Oh I wouldn't say that, Miss Botan *grins*
Botan: O_O;;
Sango: *trying to pry Miroku off her* so who is willing to sing next, huh?
Shippo: Oo! Oo! I will! I will!! *still holding onto Botan's waist*
Botan: Would you get off of me?!?
Shippo: NEVER!!!
Sango: *sweat drip*
~*~*~*~*~
*scrapes herself off of the floor* I...am...so...hot...I think im gonna die. The fan's right next to me but im still sweating like crazy! Someone help me.
*Just then Miroku appears out of nowhere...again...*
What the- didn't I tell you never to come back here again?!?!?!?!?!!!
Miroku: You said you wanted me to help you.
NOT YOU!!! I said 'someone' meaning anyone BUT you!
Miroku: Oh well okay...*starts to walk out the door but quickly turns around tackles me to the ground, pulling my arm behind my head*
Ow! Ow! Let go! Mercy, mercy!!!!!!!!!!!
Miroku: That's what I thought. *lets her go* Heh heh, you don't know how long I've wanted to do that. Let's just say we're even now.
Oh ho ho, but we are 'far' from even...mWaHahAhAhAAHAhAHAhAHhAhAhaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Miroku: O.o...I think I'm just gonna...leave now...*quickly stumbles out of the door*
I suggest you review...OR ELSE!!!!!!!!! MWA HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *sits down to watch Blood and Guts Part Three*