A.N. Aw, u guys are too kind! Arigatou! ^-^ I will cherish these presents
forever! *eats cookie and pokes her voodoo Miroku doll in the stomach*
^______^
Miroku: Ow! What the-?!
Disclaimer: *stands up on the top of her spin~y computer chair with her arms in the air* I OWN INUYASHA AND YU YU HAKUSHO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *gets knocked to the floor by an angry mob of rampaging producers* ...owie...
Chapter Five: Lollypop Guild
Kagome: *yawn* does anyone know what time it is?
Yusuke: Wow, it's five minutes to midnight already.
Botan: I'm not tired at all!!!! I think we can still fit in a couple more songs don't ya think??? ^-^
Yusuke: I think Botan needs to go to bed.
Sango: Appears so, but if Kagome's sugar-high doesn't hold off until one in the morning at least, then I think she'll pose more of a threat than Botan.
Inuyasha: Kagome has 'sugar high?'
Sango: Not yet, but she definitely gets it. Every night too. *sighs*
Kagome: It's a curse that runs in the family... *looks around*
Keiko: That's amusing. At least it's not like Miroku's family curse...
Kagome: *disappears* )
Inuyasha: Where is she-? *gets hit in the head with a cheesecake freezer* Ow! What the-?!
Kagome: Just a bit o' randomness. But dun worry, I no hyper...yet! ^_____^
Botan: ...kay...
Miroku: Well then. I suppose a little bit of energetic behavior won't hurt, now will it?
Kagome: *whacks him in the head*
Miroku: Ow! What was that for?!
Kagome: *whacks him again for being stupid*
Shippo: *tugs on Kagome's skirt* Kagome...am I still able to sing my song?
Kagome: Why of course, Shippo. If you know what you're going to sing, then you can go on stage right now, kay?
Shippo: Okie! ^-^
Shippo jumps up onto the stage and grabs the microphone. As he flips through the songs, he eventually finds one and smiles brightly, closing the karaoke song book. Just then, the music starts to play.
Shippo: We represent the Lullaby League, The Lullaby League, The Lullaby League
And in the name of the Lullaby League,
We wish to welcome you to Munchkinland.
Inuyasha: *bursts out in immense laughter* XD
Kagome: Sit, Boy!!
*Inuyasha falls three feet into the floor*
Inuyasha: Ow!!! What was that for?!?!?!!!!!
Kagome: That was for being absolutely rude!! You shall sit nicely and watch him sing his song!
Inuyasha: *recovering from falling to the ground a second time* Would you stop saying that!!
Kagome: Oh, I'm sorry Inuyasha! ^-^ I didn't mean to say 'sit' again. I completely forgot.
Inuyasha: *Falls to the floor* Kagome!!!
We represent the Lollypop Guild, The Lollypop Guild, The Lollypop Guild
And in the name of the Lollypop Guild,
We wish to welcome you to Muchkinland.
We welcome you to Munchkinland, Tra la la la la la la
Keiko: *squeals* Oo! That is so kawaii!! ^-^
Yusuke: *sighs* I can never understand girls. You could put a pink bow around Kuwabara and they'd think 'it's' cute...
Kuwabara: Aw! He's so adorable! ^o^
Yusuke: ...yea O.o
From now on you'll be history.
You'll be history, you'll be history, you'll be history.
And we will glorify your name.
You will be a bust, be a bust, be a bust
In the Hall of Fame!
Inuyasha: *abruptly stands up* leaving now.
Miroku: Don't think about criticizing, Inuyasha. He had the guts to go up there...unlike someone I know.
Inuyasha: For once in your life, you're right. Why should I be complaining? The song's over.
Kagome: Inuyasha...
Inuyasha: Ah!! Please don't say it again! Please don't say it again!
Sango: Wow. Good job in remembering your 'please' and 'thank you'. I guess those anger management classes are really worth the money. XD
Inuyasha: Well you'd understand if you had a stupid thing around your neck that slams you five feet into the ground every time a certain 'word' has been said!!
Shippo: So how'd I do, Kagome? Did you like it?
Kagome: Um...well, it was good! ^-^;;
Shippo: It was too short wasn't it... :'(
Kurama: *walks in* Sorry we took so long. For that, I do apologize.
Hiei: Traffic is gay. We got your stupid bottle, Botan. Don't have us run any more errands for you ever again...or else.
Botan: *shivers*
Kagome: Where have you three been? You missed Shippo's song...
Koenma: We're sorry, Kagome. Botan asked us to quickly run to your house.
Kagome: My house-?!?! O.o
Botan: Yay! The medicine! *grabs the bottle out of Hiei's hands*
Kagome: Aye...what are my Super-Extra-Sure-To-Work-Within-Two-Hours-Or-You- Get-Your-Money-Back-Anti-Hyper Tablets doing here...?
Yusuke: Who the hell came up with that name?
Keiko: Oops! Yusuke just swore! *quickly covers mouth as she realizes that everyone is going to be mad at her because she said it loud enough for Kari to hear*
Yusuke: *gets struck by lightning*
Yusuke: *completely blackened* Kei-ko...
Keiko: Ah! I so sorry!
Botan: *shoves bottle in Kagome's face* Swallow and shall there be no hyperness tonight! Now we can sing till 6am! :D
Yusuke/Inuyasha: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hiei: *slowly turns head around to glare at Botan*
Botan: Eep! O.o
Meanwhile, Shippo is crying.
Kagome: Aw, Shippo!! Don't cry! It was perfect!
Keiko: Yea! It was really cute!!
Shippo: No one liked it cuz it was too stupid!! Whaaa!! I ruined another fanfiction!!! *tears stream down his face*
Inuyasha: You got that right!! Now all of Kari's reviewers are gonna flame the entire page down!! Way to go, flame-attracting, Shippo-baka!
Shippo: *cries even harder*
Miroku: Inuyasha! Don't you think that was a little harsh?
Inuyasha: *makes a weird face*
Miroku: Inuyasha!! Stop fooling around!!
Inuyasha: =_=
Koenma: I think this is Kari's doing. Inuyasha looks ridiculous.
Inuyasha: =_=
Kuwabara: This fan fiction has gone CHAOTIC!! NOOOO!!!! *gets run over by an ugly pig monster*
--------------------- Let's try this again ---------------------
Kagome: Shippo! If you stop crying I'll take you to the park! ^-^
Shippo: *still crying*
Inuyasha: The park?! Who the h*** would wanna go to the park?!?!
Kagome: Inuyasha!! You just swore!! *gasp* The asterisk people have attacked the last three letters!! Head for the hills!! Kari returns!!
Inuyasha: What the h*** are asterisk people?
*gets struck down by a lightning bolt*
Inuyasha: *turns black and puffs out smoke* God...
Kagome: Told you so... -_-;;
What is the meaning of this?!?!
Inuyasha: Go back to your cage, Karine.
*gasp* You're not supposed to say my name in vain!!!!!!!! RRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*The building suddenly becomes super dark, and fireballs and overly large boulders crash onto the set, causing everyone to run around like funny little stick figures*
I demand you to apologize!!!
Inuyasha: *scared* Um...what?
Kuwabara: *gets hit by a boulder*
REPENT NOW!!!!!
Inuyasha: O.o
...Inuyasha...
Inuyasha: *crosses his arms* I don't believe this act one bit...
RRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Inuyasha's hair falls out*
Inuyasha: NOOO!! My precious hair!!!!!!
Do you apologize now?
Inuyasha: *covers his head and pouts*
STOP BEING STUBORN OR I'LL MAKE YOU SIT!!!!
Inuyasha: *plummets down three floors* The hell?
NO SWEAR-! Oh my...I just sat the dog!!! *victory dances* Go me!
Miroku: *running around* AAAAHHH!!! THE WORLD ENDS!!!!!
Kuwabara: *gets hit by a boulder*
Sit, you pathetically bald, dog-demonic grandpa.
Inuyasha: *falls through another floor and shouts up to her* I'm not a grandpa!
*glare*
Inuyasha: Okay, I'm sorry!! I apologize! Jeez!!
Thank you! =^-^= I'm terribly sorry for the interruption and the technical difficulties with the set! You may now continue with the story in peace!
Everyone: O.o
Miroku: Hah! I live!
Sango: *whacks him in the back of the head* Do you realize what this means? It's back to the dungeon for the cast of Inuyasha!
Shippo: NOOOOOOOOO!!!! *starts crying again*
Miroku: But what about them? *points to the Yu Yu cast*
Sango: They're probably going to be locked away on her bio page, since they're new comers and all.
Kuwabara: *gets hit by a boulder*
Kurama: Now I wonder where that came from... *analyzes rock*
Botan: *notices Shippo's still crying* Aye, cut it out. I'll give you a lollypop...
Yusuke: That sounded really scary, Botan.
Shippo: *immediately stops* Oo! You will?!
Yusuke: *sweat drip*
Botan: Only if you shut up. ^-^ *pulls out a purple lollypop*
Shippo: Oo!! Gimme! Gimme!
Inuyasha: *successfully climbs up the six floors, looking quite exhausted* so many sits...@_@ One more and I think I might- *collapses on the floor*
Miroku: *points at Inuyasha's head and laughs* HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
Kagome: *crouches beside Inuyasha* Well it serves him right. *sigh* Just wish he hadn't learned the hard way...
Sango: There, there, Kagome. You should be lucky that he's unconscious right now. There's no reason for you to be down! ^-^
Kagome: Who said I was down?
Sango: Um...I think I'm just...gonna *runs away*
Kuwabara: *gets hit by a boulder*
Kagome: *shakes head and turns back to Inuyasha* Poor Inuyasha...so many sit commands, he's probably still conscious...only he just can't concentrate correctly...*gasps* )
Botan: *exhausted from all the running around and the boredom to come* So...who sings next...? Kagome you still haven't taken your pills... *looks around* Kagome...?
Kagome: (If he's still semi-conscious, then maybe...) Inuyasha...can you hear me...?
Inuyasha: *moans and begins to mumble* Doggie needs a bath... kill the pop tart. It took my underwear. @_@
Kagome: ( O.o ) Do you want to sing a song with Hiei on stage...?
Inuyasha: Only if you make the duckies go away... @_@
Kagome: Yay! *evil grin* (I'm becoming just as evil as Kari! Now...if I only knew what song...)
~*~*~*~*~
Poor Kuwabara...oh, well! Yay! I so evil!! Even to my borrowed cast members!! Off to the dungeon for all of you!!!
But I tell ya, trying to think while you have a major evening head ache isn't the brightest thing to do, but it's worth trying to keep you all happy! ^-^ (Ow...) and I've had this since the morning, and it ceases to even feel remotely better...I seriously need some Tylenol... and Kagome still hasn't taken her medicine. Wut is this fic turning to?
Miroku: Did I hear you say that you needed some Tylenol? ^-^
Oh, god...
Miroku: I can help you, Kari-sama.
No you can't!! Why do you always have to appear every time I am in need of something?!?!?! (OWWWW!!!!!) Yelling is not good for me head... ;_;
Miroku: Because no one else is here to help you. You don't see Inuyasha waltzing around the outside of your room, waiting for the perfect opportunity to charge in to save the day when really he only wants to grope you.
What was that?!
Miroku: I mean-
Rgh!! Just get out! *moans and grabs onto head* (stop yelling, Kari, stop yelling...) Anyways, for those who wish to see a chapter six, it's all up to u. Unfortunately, I've finally struck writer's block (NOOOO!!! This is impossible!!!!) and I can't think of a song for Inuyasha and Hiei to sing. Any ideas?
Miroku: Ooo! I do! I do!
I thought I told you to leave. Besides, I'm asking the reviewers. Not Miroku.
Miroku: (It's okay. I'll come back tomorrow) *nods and walks away*
Wow...that was mighty easy. He normally doesn't listen to me.
Miroku: Ow! What the-?!
Disclaimer: *stands up on the top of her spin~y computer chair with her arms in the air* I OWN INUYASHA AND YU YU HAKUSHO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *gets knocked to the floor by an angry mob of rampaging producers* ...owie...
Chapter Five: Lollypop Guild
Kagome: *yawn* does anyone know what time it is?
Yusuke: Wow, it's five minutes to midnight already.
Botan: I'm not tired at all!!!! I think we can still fit in a couple more songs don't ya think??? ^-^
Yusuke: I think Botan needs to go to bed.
Sango: Appears so, but if Kagome's sugar-high doesn't hold off until one in the morning at least, then I think she'll pose more of a threat than Botan.
Inuyasha: Kagome has 'sugar high?'
Sango: Not yet, but she definitely gets it. Every night too. *sighs*
Kagome: It's a curse that runs in the family... *looks around*
Keiko: That's amusing. At least it's not like Miroku's family curse...
Kagome: *disappears* )
Inuyasha: Where is she-? *gets hit in the head with a cheesecake freezer* Ow! What the-?!
Kagome: Just a bit o' randomness. But dun worry, I no hyper...yet! ^_____^
Botan: ...kay...
Miroku: Well then. I suppose a little bit of energetic behavior won't hurt, now will it?
Kagome: *whacks him in the head*
Miroku: Ow! What was that for?!
Kagome: *whacks him again for being stupid*
Shippo: *tugs on Kagome's skirt* Kagome...am I still able to sing my song?
Kagome: Why of course, Shippo. If you know what you're going to sing, then you can go on stage right now, kay?
Shippo: Okie! ^-^
Shippo jumps up onto the stage and grabs the microphone. As he flips through the songs, he eventually finds one and smiles brightly, closing the karaoke song book. Just then, the music starts to play.
Shippo: We represent the Lullaby League, The Lullaby League, The Lullaby League
And in the name of the Lullaby League,
We wish to welcome you to Munchkinland.
Inuyasha: *bursts out in immense laughter* XD
Kagome: Sit, Boy!!
*Inuyasha falls three feet into the floor*
Inuyasha: Ow!!! What was that for?!?!?!!!!!
Kagome: That was for being absolutely rude!! You shall sit nicely and watch him sing his song!
Inuyasha: *recovering from falling to the ground a second time* Would you stop saying that!!
Kagome: Oh, I'm sorry Inuyasha! ^-^ I didn't mean to say 'sit' again. I completely forgot.
Inuyasha: *Falls to the floor* Kagome!!!
We represent the Lollypop Guild, The Lollypop Guild, The Lollypop Guild
And in the name of the Lollypop Guild,
We wish to welcome you to Muchkinland.
We welcome you to Munchkinland, Tra la la la la la la
Keiko: *squeals* Oo! That is so kawaii!! ^-^
Yusuke: *sighs* I can never understand girls. You could put a pink bow around Kuwabara and they'd think 'it's' cute...
Kuwabara: Aw! He's so adorable! ^o^
Yusuke: ...yea O.o
From now on you'll be history.
You'll be history, you'll be history, you'll be history.
And we will glorify your name.
You will be a bust, be a bust, be a bust
In the Hall of Fame!
Inuyasha: *abruptly stands up* leaving now.
Miroku: Don't think about criticizing, Inuyasha. He had the guts to go up there...unlike someone I know.
Inuyasha: For once in your life, you're right. Why should I be complaining? The song's over.
Kagome: Inuyasha...
Inuyasha: Ah!! Please don't say it again! Please don't say it again!
Sango: Wow. Good job in remembering your 'please' and 'thank you'. I guess those anger management classes are really worth the money. XD
Inuyasha: Well you'd understand if you had a stupid thing around your neck that slams you five feet into the ground every time a certain 'word' has been said!!
Shippo: So how'd I do, Kagome? Did you like it?
Kagome: Um...well, it was good! ^-^;;
Shippo: It was too short wasn't it... :'(
Kurama: *walks in* Sorry we took so long. For that, I do apologize.
Hiei: Traffic is gay. We got your stupid bottle, Botan. Don't have us run any more errands for you ever again...or else.
Botan: *shivers*
Kagome: Where have you three been? You missed Shippo's song...
Koenma: We're sorry, Kagome. Botan asked us to quickly run to your house.
Kagome: My house-?!?! O.o
Botan: Yay! The medicine! *grabs the bottle out of Hiei's hands*
Kagome: Aye...what are my Super-Extra-Sure-To-Work-Within-Two-Hours-Or-You- Get-Your-Money-Back-Anti-Hyper Tablets doing here...?
Yusuke: Who the hell came up with that name?
Keiko: Oops! Yusuke just swore! *quickly covers mouth as she realizes that everyone is going to be mad at her because she said it loud enough for Kari to hear*
Yusuke: *gets struck by lightning*
Yusuke: *completely blackened* Kei-ko...
Keiko: Ah! I so sorry!
Botan: *shoves bottle in Kagome's face* Swallow and shall there be no hyperness tonight! Now we can sing till 6am! :D
Yusuke/Inuyasha: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hiei: *slowly turns head around to glare at Botan*
Botan: Eep! O.o
Meanwhile, Shippo is crying.
Kagome: Aw, Shippo!! Don't cry! It was perfect!
Keiko: Yea! It was really cute!!
Shippo: No one liked it cuz it was too stupid!! Whaaa!! I ruined another fanfiction!!! *tears stream down his face*
Inuyasha: You got that right!! Now all of Kari's reviewers are gonna flame the entire page down!! Way to go, flame-attracting, Shippo-baka!
Shippo: *cries even harder*
Miroku: Inuyasha! Don't you think that was a little harsh?
Inuyasha: *makes a weird face*
Miroku: Inuyasha!! Stop fooling around!!
Inuyasha: =_=
Koenma: I think this is Kari's doing. Inuyasha looks ridiculous.
Inuyasha: =_=
Kuwabara: This fan fiction has gone CHAOTIC!! NOOOO!!!! *gets run over by an ugly pig monster*
--------------------- Let's try this again ---------------------
Kagome: Shippo! If you stop crying I'll take you to the park! ^-^
Shippo: *still crying*
Inuyasha: The park?! Who the h*** would wanna go to the park?!?!
Kagome: Inuyasha!! You just swore!! *gasp* The asterisk people have attacked the last three letters!! Head for the hills!! Kari returns!!
Inuyasha: What the h*** are asterisk people?
*gets struck down by a lightning bolt*
Inuyasha: *turns black and puffs out smoke* God...
Kagome: Told you so... -_-;;
What is the meaning of this?!?!
Inuyasha: Go back to your cage, Karine.
*gasp* You're not supposed to say my name in vain!!!!!!!! RRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*The building suddenly becomes super dark, and fireballs and overly large boulders crash onto the set, causing everyone to run around like funny little stick figures*
I demand you to apologize!!!
Inuyasha: *scared* Um...what?
Kuwabara: *gets hit by a boulder*
REPENT NOW!!!!!
Inuyasha: O.o
...Inuyasha...
Inuyasha: *crosses his arms* I don't believe this act one bit...
RRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Inuyasha's hair falls out*
Inuyasha: NOOO!! My precious hair!!!!!!
Do you apologize now?
Inuyasha: *covers his head and pouts*
STOP BEING STUBORN OR I'LL MAKE YOU SIT!!!!
Inuyasha: *plummets down three floors* The hell?
NO SWEAR-! Oh my...I just sat the dog!!! *victory dances* Go me!
Miroku: *running around* AAAAHHH!!! THE WORLD ENDS!!!!!
Kuwabara: *gets hit by a boulder*
Sit, you pathetically bald, dog-demonic grandpa.
Inuyasha: *falls through another floor and shouts up to her* I'm not a grandpa!
*glare*
Inuyasha: Okay, I'm sorry!! I apologize! Jeez!!
Thank you! =^-^= I'm terribly sorry for the interruption and the technical difficulties with the set! You may now continue with the story in peace!
Everyone: O.o
Miroku: Hah! I live!
Sango: *whacks him in the back of the head* Do you realize what this means? It's back to the dungeon for the cast of Inuyasha!
Shippo: NOOOOOOOOO!!!! *starts crying again*
Miroku: But what about them? *points to the Yu Yu cast*
Sango: They're probably going to be locked away on her bio page, since they're new comers and all.
Kuwabara: *gets hit by a boulder*
Kurama: Now I wonder where that came from... *analyzes rock*
Botan: *notices Shippo's still crying* Aye, cut it out. I'll give you a lollypop...
Yusuke: That sounded really scary, Botan.
Shippo: *immediately stops* Oo! You will?!
Yusuke: *sweat drip*
Botan: Only if you shut up. ^-^ *pulls out a purple lollypop*
Shippo: Oo!! Gimme! Gimme!
Inuyasha: *successfully climbs up the six floors, looking quite exhausted* so many sits...@_@ One more and I think I might- *collapses on the floor*
Miroku: *points at Inuyasha's head and laughs* HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
Kagome: *crouches beside Inuyasha* Well it serves him right. *sigh* Just wish he hadn't learned the hard way...
Sango: There, there, Kagome. You should be lucky that he's unconscious right now. There's no reason for you to be down! ^-^
Kagome: Who said I was down?
Sango: Um...I think I'm just...gonna *runs away*
Kuwabara: *gets hit by a boulder*
Kagome: *shakes head and turns back to Inuyasha* Poor Inuyasha...so many sit commands, he's probably still conscious...only he just can't concentrate correctly...*gasps* )
Botan: *exhausted from all the running around and the boredom to come* So...who sings next...? Kagome you still haven't taken your pills... *looks around* Kagome...?
Kagome: (If he's still semi-conscious, then maybe...) Inuyasha...can you hear me...?
Inuyasha: *moans and begins to mumble* Doggie needs a bath... kill the pop tart. It took my underwear. @_@
Kagome: ( O.o ) Do you want to sing a song with Hiei on stage...?
Inuyasha: Only if you make the duckies go away... @_@
Kagome: Yay! *evil grin* (I'm becoming just as evil as Kari! Now...if I only knew what song...)
~*~*~*~*~
Poor Kuwabara...oh, well! Yay! I so evil!! Even to my borrowed cast members!! Off to the dungeon for all of you!!!
But I tell ya, trying to think while you have a major evening head ache isn't the brightest thing to do, but it's worth trying to keep you all happy! ^-^ (Ow...) and I've had this since the morning, and it ceases to even feel remotely better...I seriously need some Tylenol... and Kagome still hasn't taken her medicine. Wut is this fic turning to?
Miroku: Did I hear you say that you needed some Tylenol? ^-^
Oh, god...
Miroku: I can help you, Kari-sama.
No you can't!! Why do you always have to appear every time I am in need of something?!?!?! (OWWWW!!!!!) Yelling is not good for me head... ;_;
Miroku: Because no one else is here to help you. You don't see Inuyasha waltzing around the outside of your room, waiting for the perfect opportunity to charge in to save the day when really he only wants to grope you.
What was that?!
Miroku: I mean-
Rgh!! Just get out! *moans and grabs onto head* (stop yelling, Kari, stop yelling...) Anyways, for those who wish to see a chapter six, it's all up to u. Unfortunately, I've finally struck writer's block (NOOOO!!! This is impossible!!!!) and I can't think of a song for Inuyasha and Hiei to sing. Any ideas?
Miroku: Ooo! I do! I do!
I thought I told you to leave. Besides, I'm asking the reviewers. Not Miroku.
Miroku: (It's okay. I'll come back tomorrow) *nods and walks away*
Wow...that was mighty easy. He normally doesn't listen to me.