Harry potter Remake (Adult Version)
Author's Note: Hello. This Story will have an excessive amount of language and some Parody's of Harry Potter. I warned you, it got A LOT of Harry Potter Character diss. DO NOT FLAME ME! I WARNED YOU!!!!!
Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter and did not make up all the crude languages inside this story.
Chapter 1: Arrival at Hogwarts
(In Dursleys House)
Harry: Zzzzz...zzzzzzzzz....
(Aunt Comes in)
Petunia: Hey, Wake up!
Harry: Shut your pie-hole, bitch.
Petunia: WAKE UP!
Harry: SHUT THE FUCK UP! I'M AWAKE YOU FUCKIN CUNT!
Petunia: Good. Wake up and make breakfast and shit, and then get ready for Dudley's Birthday.
Harry: What the Fuck? Holy Shit, it's that prick's birthday!
Petunia: MY DIDDYKINS IS NOT A PRICK!
Harry: Right.
(In the dining Room)
Vernon: Hey, Dud, how many present's did you receive today?
Dudley: 36, I had 37 last year!! 37!!
Harry: Go chuck a psyche, dick.
Dudley: Shut your Pie-hole, Prick.
Harry: What ever.
Vernon: We'll buy you TWO presents when we go to the zoo. How's that Dud?
Dudley: Yay!
Harry: Yay yourself bitch.
(In the zoo)
Dudley: Look a snake!
Harry: Can't believe it, that Bitch knows what a snake is.
Dudley: Dad! Wake it up.
Harry: I'll do it. HEY! WAKE YOUR LONG DICK UP, YOU MAGGOT!
Snake: Oh, shut your candy ass up cunt.
Harry: Don't make me mad, you dick.
Snake: Ooo, Ooo, I'm Scared, a little boy is trembling me down to my big cock!
Harry: That's it! (Punches the Glass, glass breaks)
Snake: Heehee, Brazil here I come. Later loser! (Slides Away)
Harry: THAT FUCKIN DICKSMITH TALKED AND RAN AWAY!
Vernon: THAT'S IT! DIDN'T I TELL YOU NOT TO SHOUT IN PUBLIC?
Harry: What about you, fat son of a bitch, go suck your fat sissy's pussy.
(Uncle drags Harry all the way to house, then in the Room under the stairs)
Vernon: No food until Christmas!
Harry: Big deal, I can blowjob myself you know.
(Cut to the Chase, they are at Hogwarts Express)
Harry: (talking to Ron) Who the fuck are you?
Ron: I'm Ron Weasly. Are you Harry Potthead?
Harry: Potter You redhaired prick.
Ron: That's racism!
Harry: Go find someone who fuckin cares!
(Hermione enters)
Hermione: Oh hi, 'm hermione, I'm looking for a toad on the train. Did you see one?
Ron: No, how bout you Harry?
Harry: I did it 10 minutes ago.
Hermione: What?
Harry: I did a toad!
Hermione: EWWWW!! Who are you?
Harry: Harry Potter.
Hermione: Harry Potter? The famous one?
Harry: I'll rather be a nobody.
Hermione: Right, anywho I need to find the Toad.
Harry: Right. Go, Bitch! Go!
(Hermione walks away)
Harry: What a faggot. The toads in my underpants.
Toad: Ribbit.
(Arrives at Hogwarts)
Minerva: Ok! Line up kids!
Harry: I'm not a fuckin kid, cocksucker!
Minerva: You say that again and you'll lose point for your house.
Harry: Like to see me fuckin care.
(All the students branish sharp objects)
Harry: Oh, yeah! I do fuckin care. Heheh.
To be Continued
Author's Note: Hello. This Story will have an excessive amount of language and some Parody's of Harry Potter. I warned you, it got A LOT of Harry Potter Character diss. DO NOT FLAME ME! I WARNED YOU!!!!!
Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter and did not make up all the crude languages inside this story.
Chapter 1: Arrival at Hogwarts
(In Dursleys House)
Harry: Zzzzz...zzzzzzzzz....
(Aunt Comes in)
Petunia: Hey, Wake up!
Harry: Shut your pie-hole, bitch.
Petunia: WAKE UP!
Harry: SHUT THE FUCK UP! I'M AWAKE YOU FUCKIN CUNT!
Petunia: Good. Wake up and make breakfast and shit, and then get ready for Dudley's Birthday.
Harry: What the Fuck? Holy Shit, it's that prick's birthday!
Petunia: MY DIDDYKINS IS NOT A PRICK!
Harry: Right.
(In the dining Room)
Vernon: Hey, Dud, how many present's did you receive today?
Dudley: 36, I had 37 last year!! 37!!
Harry: Go chuck a psyche, dick.
Dudley: Shut your Pie-hole, Prick.
Harry: What ever.
Vernon: We'll buy you TWO presents when we go to the zoo. How's that Dud?
Dudley: Yay!
Harry: Yay yourself bitch.
(In the zoo)
Dudley: Look a snake!
Harry: Can't believe it, that Bitch knows what a snake is.
Dudley: Dad! Wake it up.
Harry: I'll do it. HEY! WAKE YOUR LONG DICK UP, YOU MAGGOT!
Snake: Oh, shut your candy ass up cunt.
Harry: Don't make me mad, you dick.
Snake: Ooo, Ooo, I'm Scared, a little boy is trembling me down to my big cock!
Harry: That's it! (Punches the Glass, glass breaks)
Snake: Heehee, Brazil here I come. Later loser! (Slides Away)
Harry: THAT FUCKIN DICKSMITH TALKED AND RAN AWAY!
Vernon: THAT'S IT! DIDN'T I TELL YOU NOT TO SHOUT IN PUBLIC?
Harry: What about you, fat son of a bitch, go suck your fat sissy's pussy.
(Uncle drags Harry all the way to house, then in the Room under the stairs)
Vernon: No food until Christmas!
Harry: Big deal, I can blowjob myself you know.
(Cut to the Chase, they are at Hogwarts Express)
Harry: (talking to Ron) Who the fuck are you?
Ron: I'm Ron Weasly. Are you Harry Potthead?
Harry: Potter You redhaired prick.
Ron: That's racism!
Harry: Go find someone who fuckin cares!
(Hermione enters)
Hermione: Oh hi, 'm hermione, I'm looking for a toad on the train. Did you see one?
Ron: No, how bout you Harry?
Harry: I did it 10 minutes ago.
Hermione: What?
Harry: I did a toad!
Hermione: EWWWW!! Who are you?
Harry: Harry Potter.
Hermione: Harry Potter? The famous one?
Harry: I'll rather be a nobody.
Hermione: Right, anywho I need to find the Toad.
Harry: Right. Go, Bitch! Go!
(Hermione walks away)
Harry: What a faggot. The toads in my underpants.
Toad: Ribbit.
(Arrives at Hogwarts)
Minerva: Ok! Line up kids!
Harry: I'm not a fuckin kid, cocksucker!
Minerva: You say that again and you'll lose point for your house.
Harry: Like to see me fuckin care.
(All the students branish sharp objects)
Harry: Oh, yeah! I do fuckin care. Heheh.
To be Continued