Hey guys! Sorry, this is sooo late, but I am a busy little youko-girl, and I needed to perfect TWOLAD for your enjoyment!
I think some people were rather confuzzled with the whole 'straight version' 'yaoi version' talk. It's simple really:
When I was writing TWOLAD in my journal, I had 3 versions of it. One had actually no Rose Assult, which you will see in this chapter, only a mentioning of Hiei and Yusuke and very little anime variety. Only a few chappies.
The second I wanted good. It was better, little romnce and I never finished it. I got up to an astounding 42 chappies. It wa good, had the Rose Assult, a cool Gundam fight, but I wasn't satisfied.
the third is the one you read. It has the Rose Assult, romance, and Ryu-Chan! Hiei's pet dragon! You'll see him later...
Okay, see?
Let's start!
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TWOLAD Battle II: Learning how to Walk
Tenchi growled. "I can't believe it! I am the leader of the Dark!"
He looked at the bios of the warriors.
"Now... Yami is the leader of the Dark... he has a half, right? Yeah... that Yugi kid..."
He took Yugi's bio. "YUGI WILL BE MY SECOND-IN COMMAND!"
He needed a woman to help too, just in case.
"Random... random... ISI ISHTAR!"
***
"Hmm... Dark warriors... Dark warriors... Inu-Yasha! Yeah! And Ryoko!" Yami laughed. "This is sooo easy!"
In Rei Kai, Botan looked at her gradebook, "Oh Kami, so many will die..."
***
*~*The Day the Warriors Met*~*
"Kurama!" Utena yelled, "Thank goodness you are here!"
"It's an honor to be a part of the Rose Assult!" Kurama said to the tomboy. "What's with the pig?"
Utena giggled. She was holding a little black piglet in her arms. "This is Ryoga!"
"Ryoga?!" the fox backed away. "But I thought he was a distinguished warrior!"
"He is," she said, "But when he gets poured on with cold water, he turns into a pig!"
Then Kurama remembered, "...oh..."
The pig, Ryoga, snorted, "Oink!"
Kurama cringed, "..."
"Kurama, you are talking to a pig," Hiei said as he walked up to him.
"Well... uh... yeah..."
Washu ran to the small group. She took a cup of tea water and was about to spill it on Ryoga, but Utena smacked it out of her hand.
"Washu!" Utena yelled, "If you pour it on him he'll be normal-but naked!"
"So? Who cares?" Washu snapped.
Ryoga bit Washu's finger.
"EVIL PIG!"
"C'mon guys," Tenchi, Isis, and Yugi came from behind.
They all growled. Hiei's blood red eyes met with Yugi's purple ones. Yugi backed away. "Uh.. hi?"
"Hn. Baka nigen."
"Okie... I see you are in a bad mood... okay... um... I am Yugi... uh... ja ne... bai!"
Hiei grabbed Yugi by the collar.
"You, stay out of my way."
"Well, you aren't in a very good mood..."
"Yes and I don't care. Cut the good guy crap before I put an end to it myself."
Yugi kicked out of his grip.
Hiei walked away.
"You'll have to excuse Hiei," Kurama said to Yugi, "He's a real strange outcast. He'll grow on you."
Yugi looked at Kurama, "Uh... for future reference... you're a guy, right?"
Kurama smiled and nodded.
***
"I SAY WAR, HWA!" Ryoko sang on the karoke machine, "Good God ya'll, WHAT IS IS GOOD FOR?!"
"APSOLUTLY NUTHIN'!" Malik yelled.
"SAY IT AGAIN, OH!" Inu-Yasha belted out.
Yusuke watched, acting no differnt than Simon Cowell.
"You're off-key."
"Dogs don't sing."
"Dumb Blonde."
"Yusuke!" Malik yelled, "Shudap!"
Yusuke stuck his tongue out.
"You four!" Yami yelled, "Cut it out!"
Ryoko gave the leader puppy-dog eyes, "Eemm... we were hawin wun..."
Yami looked at her coldly. "No."
"Ooo... harsh..." Inu-Yasha hissed.
"I can't have warriors who don't fight seriously!" Yami barked, "If you keep this up, I swear I will make you all targets!"
They looked at him, scared.
They were scared of him.
***
R&R^^
I think some people were rather confuzzled with the whole 'straight version' 'yaoi version' talk. It's simple really:
When I was writing TWOLAD in my journal, I had 3 versions of it. One had actually no Rose Assult, which you will see in this chapter, only a mentioning of Hiei and Yusuke and very little anime variety. Only a few chappies.
The second I wanted good. It was better, little romnce and I never finished it. I got up to an astounding 42 chappies. It wa good, had the Rose Assult, a cool Gundam fight, but I wasn't satisfied.
the third is the one you read. It has the Rose Assult, romance, and Ryu-Chan! Hiei's pet dragon! You'll see him later...
Okay, see?
Let's start!
*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*
TWOLAD Battle II: Learning how to Walk
Tenchi growled. "I can't believe it! I am the leader of the Dark!"
He looked at the bios of the warriors.
"Now... Yami is the leader of the Dark... he has a half, right? Yeah... that Yugi kid..."
He took Yugi's bio. "YUGI WILL BE MY SECOND-IN COMMAND!"
He needed a woman to help too, just in case.
"Random... random... ISI ISHTAR!"
***
"Hmm... Dark warriors... Dark warriors... Inu-Yasha! Yeah! And Ryoko!" Yami laughed. "This is sooo easy!"
In Rei Kai, Botan looked at her gradebook, "Oh Kami, so many will die..."
***
*~*The Day the Warriors Met*~*
"Kurama!" Utena yelled, "Thank goodness you are here!"
"It's an honor to be a part of the Rose Assult!" Kurama said to the tomboy. "What's with the pig?"
Utena giggled. She was holding a little black piglet in her arms. "This is Ryoga!"
"Ryoga?!" the fox backed away. "But I thought he was a distinguished warrior!"
"He is," she said, "But when he gets poured on with cold water, he turns into a pig!"
Then Kurama remembered, "...oh..."
The pig, Ryoga, snorted, "Oink!"
Kurama cringed, "..."
"Kurama, you are talking to a pig," Hiei said as he walked up to him.
"Well... uh... yeah..."
Washu ran to the small group. She took a cup of tea water and was about to spill it on Ryoga, but Utena smacked it out of her hand.
"Washu!" Utena yelled, "If you pour it on him he'll be normal-but naked!"
"So? Who cares?" Washu snapped.
Ryoga bit Washu's finger.
"EVIL PIG!"
"C'mon guys," Tenchi, Isis, and Yugi came from behind.
They all growled. Hiei's blood red eyes met with Yugi's purple ones. Yugi backed away. "Uh.. hi?"
"Hn. Baka nigen."
"Okie... I see you are in a bad mood... okay... um... I am Yugi... uh... ja ne... bai!"
Hiei grabbed Yugi by the collar.
"You, stay out of my way."
"Well, you aren't in a very good mood..."
"Yes and I don't care. Cut the good guy crap before I put an end to it myself."
Yugi kicked out of his grip.
Hiei walked away.
"You'll have to excuse Hiei," Kurama said to Yugi, "He's a real strange outcast. He'll grow on you."
Yugi looked at Kurama, "Uh... for future reference... you're a guy, right?"
Kurama smiled and nodded.
***
"I SAY WAR, HWA!" Ryoko sang on the karoke machine, "Good God ya'll, WHAT IS IS GOOD FOR?!"
"APSOLUTLY NUTHIN'!" Malik yelled.
"SAY IT AGAIN, OH!" Inu-Yasha belted out.
Yusuke watched, acting no differnt than Simon Cowell.
"You're off-key."
"Dogs don't sing."
"Dumb Blonde."
"Yusuke!" Malik yelled, "Shudap!"
Yusuke stuck his tongue out.
"You four!" Yami yelled, "Cut it out!"
Ryoko gave the leader puppy-dog eyes, "Eemm... we were hawin wun..."
Yami looked at her coldly. "No."
"Ooo... harsh..." Inu-Yasha hissed.
"I can't have warriors who don't fight seriously!" Yami barked, "If you keep this up, I swear I will make you all targets!"
They looked at him, scared.
They were scared of him.
***
R&R^^