To answer the review about how and where I pulled the email addresses from:
The addresses listed all ended with @hellsingorg.uk, which obviously signifies that these are work/business addresses for all those involved with the Hellsing Organization, and the .uk is to signify that their server is hosted in England. That is all obvious enough.
Now, I thought the rest would be equally as obvious, but since it wasn't, here goes. Harker, Lillith, Anika, Walter, Seras, and Integral/Argetni are listed in the last chapter. Using last names, like all colleges and businesses tend to use, Seras and Walter's addresses should be quite obvious from the rest. The problem lies in the fact that most addresses used in the Hellsing Organization's database have users with the last name of Hellsing. So saying hellsing@hellsingorg.uk makes one wonder if it was anyone from Integral's father to Anika. Hence the addition of initials before the last name, which also occurred in other names, but that is just because many places also do that when creating an email address. The 'v' in Anika's and Harker's addresses is because they shortened the 'van' prefix, which is done quite a bit with the van, von, van der, etc. names when reading European transactions. And for those that didn't remember the comments made by Seras back in Disgrace, Lillith had been working for the Organization before she married Harker, hence the Edwards email address, which is obviously her maiden name.
I really hope that just didn't confuse you more.
As always, please review this weird little thing. It does make me happy to get those bot@fanfiction.net messages in my mailbox, so go ahead and make me happy by filling up my mailbox with reviews ^_^ Perhaps it will spur me in to writing more.
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December 4, via email
To the most honorable head of the Iscariot Organization Father Enrico Maxwell,
I assume that the first week of Advent has already begun in your blessed city, and most of your energies are being focused on preparing for the joyous season that precedes Christ's birth. May you have a happy Christmas, Father.
I also do realize that you have asked in prior communications for the Hellsing Organization to not speak of business during the two holiest seasons of the Catholic faith, and I would like to apologize right now for writing this message to you. Believe me, I would much rather be spending time with my family in celebration of the holiday instead of chasing after ghouls, FREAKS, and the lot of creatures we must silence.
Unfortunately, you do know as well as I do that the unholy demons that we fight do not have a respect for God and the holiest times of the year. I know that there is no activity on the Continent, and there has not been since your men stopped the last werewolf threat while my employees silenced the FREAK vampires. England and her kingdoms are also quite peaceful right now, and I would like to open the doors for any of your membership to return home for the holidays if it fancies them. We at Hellsing do not wish to impede any man access to his family and home during this season, so we will not bother any of your priests or sisters as long as they do not cause problems on our island.
Returning to the reason as to why I must write to you immediately, I have received a telephone call from Austin Wellox, the head of the North American Preternatural Hunters Club asking for support from my Hellsing Organization on an upcoming mission in their vast territory. They wish to have one of my vampires in their service, and I believe that Argetni is the least likely to wish to remain on American soil of the three, so I suggested that they could use her for the mission.
But as you well know, I could not commit any of my services to the NAPHC because of the treaty secured between our Organizations forbidding my vampires access to any lands except territories controlled by Holland, Belgium, and the United Kingdom, while your membership is to remain outside of these lands.
Years prior, you personally asked the former head of the NAPHC to send some of his employees to help with the search for Father Anderson when the alleged King of the Vampires trapped him in his Romanian stronghold, as you asked my Organization and numerous others to help as well. Mr. Wellox has not forgotten the service that his predecessor lent to you in your time of need, and he will some day ask for your Organization to send one of her glorious paladins to American soil.
Could you bear to hear of another priestly scandal coming from America? I am certain that the Vatican's information control in North America is far less concerned with concealing the fact that it has regenerators in its ranks and more concerned with proving that all priests are not pedophiles or homosexual.
What would the American public think of seeing a man wielding a giant blade, then speaking Latin or Aramaic incantations as he slides the blessed blade through a monster's throat or heart? Granted, it is the job of your priest to destroy vampires and other undead creatures, but the American public does enjoy its scandal, especially when it deals with the institution of the Catholic Church. And of course, you will encounter those liberals that will protest the killing of any creature, even though the beings that we hunt are harmful to the entire population.
Do not think that we Protestants have any less trouble in that country, for you may remember a certain incident that divided our churches even more involving a homosexual bishop. Fortunately, our media control works a little more efficiently than yours, so we did not have to deal with that scandal for too long.
Father, I do think we can come to an agreement for this situation. The NAPHC is willing to trade our help in America for yours, as we are an allied force, as long as you allow my vampire to leave Hellsing's lands.
The choice is yours, and I do hope you consider all the information of Argetni and the state of your church in that country before you reply.
I am looking forward to your reply,
Harker M.v.Hellsing
The addresses listed all ended with @hellsingorg.uk, which obviously signifies that these are work/business addresses for all those involved with the Hellsing Organization, and the .uk is to signify that their server is hosted in England. That is all obvious enough.
Now, I thought the rest would be equally as obvious, but since it wasn't, here goes. Harker, Lillith, Anika, Walter, Seras, and Integral/Argetni are listed in the last chapter. Using last names, like all colleges and businesses tend to use, Seras and Walter's addresses should be quite obvious from the rest. The problem lies in the fact that most addresses used in the Hellsing Organization's database have users with the last name of Hellsing. So saying hellsing@hellsingorg.uk makes one wonder if it was anyone from Integral's father to Anika. Hence the addition of initials before the last name, which also occurred in other names, but that is just because many places also do that when creating an email address. The 'v' in Anika's and Harker's addresses is because they shortened the 'van' prefix, which is done quite a bit with the van, von, van der, etc. names when reading European transactions. And for those that didn't remember the comments made by Seras back in Disgrace, Lillith had been working for the Organization before she married Harker, hence the Edwards email address, which is obviously her maiden name.
I really hope that just didn't confuse you more.
As always, please review this weird little thing. It does make me happy to get those bot@fanfiction.net messages in my mailbox, so go ahead and make me happy by filling up my mailbox with reviews ^_^ Perhaps it will spur me in to writing more.
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December 4, via email
To the most honorable head of the Iscariot Organization Father Enrico Maxwell,
I assume that the first week of Advent has already begun in your blessed city, and most of your energies are being focused on preparing for the joyous season that precedes Christ's birth. May you have a happy Christmas, Father.
I also do realize that you have asked in prior communications for the Hellsing Organization to not speak of business during the two holiest seasons of the Catholic faith, and I would like to apologize right now for writing this message to you. Believe me, I would much rather be spending time with my family in celebration of the holiday instead of chasing after ghouls, FREAKS, and the lot of creatures we must silence.
Unfortunately, you do know as well as I do that the unholy demons that we fight do not have a respect for God and the holiest times of the year. I know that there is no activity on the Continent, and there has not been since your men stopped the last werewolf threat while my employees silenced the FREAK vampires. England and her kingdoms are also quite peaceful right now, and I would like to open the doors for any of your membership to return home for the holidays if it fancies them. We at Hellsing do not wish to impede any man access to his family and home during this season, so we will not bother any of your priests or sisters as long as they do not cause problems on our island.
Returning to the reason as to why I must write to you immediately, I have received a telephone call from Austin Wellox, the head of the North American Preternatural Hunters Club asking for support from my Hellsing Organization on an upcoming mission in their vast territory. They wish to have one of my vampires in their service, and I believe that Argetni is the least likely to wish to remain on American soil of the three, so I suggested that they could use her for the mission.
But as you well know, I could not commit any of my services to the NAPHC because of the treaty secured between our Organizations forbidding my vampires access to any lands except territories controlled by Holland, Belgium, and the United Kingdom, while your membership is to remain outside of these lands.
Years prior, you personally asked the former head of the NAPHC to send some of his employees to help with the search for Father Anderson when the alleged King of the Vampires trapped him in his Romanian stronghold, as you asked my Organization and numerous others to help as well. Mr. Wellox has not forgotten the service that his predecessor lent to you in your time of need, and he will some day ask for your Organization to send one of her glorious paladins to American soil.
Could you bear to hear of another priestly scandal coming from America? I am certain that the Vatican's information control in North America is far less concerned with concealing the fact that it has regenerators in its ranks and more concerned with proving that all priests are not pedophiles or homosexual.
What would the American public think of seeing a man wielding a giant blade, then speaking Latin or Aramaic incantations as he slides the blessed blade through a monster's throat or heart? Granted, it is the job of your priest to destroy vampires and other undead creatures, but the American public does enjoy its scandal, especially when it deals with the institution of the Catholic Church. And of course, you will encounter those liberals that will protest the killing of any creature, even though the beings that we hunt are harmful to the entire population.
Do not think that we Protestants have any less trouble in that country, for you may remember a certain incident that divided our churches even more involving a homosexual bishop. Fortunately, our media control works a little more efficiently than yours, so we did not have to deal with that scandal for too long.
Father, I do think we can come to an agreement for this situation. The NAPHC is willing to trade our help in America for yours, as we are an allied force, as long as you allow my vampire to leave Hellsing's lands.
The choice is yours, and I do hope you consider all the information of Argetni and the state of your church in that country before you reply.
I am looking forward to your reply,
Harker M.v.Hellsing