Super Smash the Evil Residents

This is a fanfiction about what would happen if the fighters of super smash brothers and super smash brother's melee were dropped into the best survival horror game ever. Resident Evil! (Here are the characters. Mario = Chris Redfield Sheik = Jill Valentine Donkey Kong = Barry Burton Pikachu = Brad Vickers Captain Falcon = Joseph Frost Luigi = Albert Wesker Jigglypuff = Rebecca Chambers Falco = Forest Speyer Yoshi = Plant 42 Mr. Game and Watch = Chief Brian Irons Bowser = The Tyrant (Sorry if you're favorite character is not in this; they will be in the sequel.)

The streets of Pokemon City lay dormant; everyone was locked up in their houses afraid. The cannibalistic attacks in Kokiri Forest on the outskirts of the city had already claimed the lives of Mewtwo and The Icebreakers. No one was brave enough to be outside at night, except for the trusty SSBF. (Super Smash Brothers Force) They kept watch on the streets. No one knew why the murders started happening, but everyone was sickened and horrified.

In the SSBF HQ, Mario and Pikachu sat at a table drinking soda when Falco approached them. "What's up", Pikachu asked boredly, then he saw the body armor.

"Captain Marini's taking us in to kick some cannibal ass!" Falco was on the Bravo team, the weaker team. Why wouldn't the captain send Alpha team, the stronger of the two?

Strapping on his armor, Falco grinned, "Yeah even Jigglypuff is going with us." Mario, surprised, spit out a mouthful of soda. "The chemist? She's only 18!"

"Yeah, well captain Luigi says we'll need all of Bravo team," Kenneth Sullivan said, walking past with a bag of weaponry. Mario frowned, the new captain, Luigi, was always surprising him. With his green hat and sunglasses, his face was practically impossible to read. The only person he took orders from was Chief Game and Watch.

"Anyway, gotta go!" Falco jogged down the corridor and out of sight.

Mario and Pikachu entered the conference room, where captain Luigi was shouting into the phone, banging a white-gloved fist down on the table.

"No, I need 20%, no less for the job I have to do!" Pikachu edged up to the captain, "What's up cap?" Luigi looked shocked, "Oh, I didn't see you come in. I'll call you back chief." Luigi hung up the phone and grinned, "Well, welcome Alpha team. That is if Sheik is not joining us. First, let's discuss the absence of the Bravo's, they."

Suddenly, Sheik burst into the room. Blushing, she sat down. "Sorry I'm late. "It's ok," Luigi sighed.

"Captain?"

"Yes Sheik?"

"Where are the Bravos at?"

Luigi grew angry; "If you had been here you would know I was just about to explain that!" Captain Falcon and Pikachu snickered at her in the corner.

"They are investigating the murders, we believe we have a lead, and they're checking it out. Hopefully they find the bastards who are doing it. Speaking of which, Sheik, your thoughts?"

Sheik grabbed her papers and stood up to give her presentation. Luigi sat down, "What do you have?"

"Well, I've been thinking maybe a rabid pack of Wolfos or Arcanine, since we found traces of canine saliva, and canine bites on several victims."

Luigi nodded, "We've checked it out, they don't match either species, but good idea. Any others?"

" Also note that there were human bites on Mewtwo and Dana Roass, maybe a ritualistic cult, doing ceremonies out in the woods? Either that or terrorists."

Donkey Kong and Mario clapped playfully as she sat down and Sheik gave Mario a wink.

Luigi wrote terrorism and cultural ceremonies on the chalkboard, "Ok, I want you all to write a short paper with your own thoughts. And don't groan rookie," he said to Falcon. "We're not writing a term paper here, we're trying to save lives. Write about the victims, any patterns, the area the victims were found in, just an outline."

Suddenly Pikachu, who had been keeping contact with the Bravos started to shout. "Pika!" "Pikachu!"

"What is it!" Donkey Kong yelled.

"Put it on speaker phone," Luigi ordered.

"Repeat.This..Bravoteam," Falco's voice spat. "We..gonna..cra.something..with..e.engine! Marini.go.never.gotta..down.where."

Pikachu shouted back, but all that returned was static. Luigi said calmly, "What's their last position?"

"Umm..the mouse said, "BC13." Mario jumped up.

"That's smack in the middle of the Lost Woods!" Where's that?" Luigi asked.

"Yeah, where?" Captain Falcon said panicking.

"In Kokiri forest," Sheik said in excitement. "My friend grew up there as a boy."

"Why are they so far off course!" Donkey Kong wanted to know.

"What's wrong with the chopper?" Falcon shouted.

It was chaos.

Luigi yelled "Hey, quiet! We're leaving right away; it's a rescue mission, so pack lightly. Pikachu, go charge up the copter. Mario and Donkey Kong, you go get the stars, hearts, and tomatoes. Sheik, get the weapons and ammo. Captain Falcon, hey! I'm the real captain rookie got that? Good. Now go get flashlights, armor, and med-kits. Let's move it people!" They all ran their separate ways, hoping that the Bravo team would be laughing at them when they got there, and that this was all some big mistake.