"Oh come on! It won't kill you guys to come a bit closer!" Bulma said in an
exasperated tone. "The thing won't do any harm! I swear!" she said into the
cell-phone. Her friends were stand about 1 1/2 kilometres away from her.
Vegeta, Goku, Piccolo, 18, Chi Chi, Krillen, Roshi, Gohan, Videl, Trunks,
Goten, Maron and the chibis; Pan and Bra.
"Yeah sure and I'm the Queen of England." Vegeta replied sarcastically. "The others are afraid of being turned into giant fluffy pink talking bunnies . . . . . remember?!" he growled into his cell. The giant fluffy pink talking bunny story is for a rainy day, and I'll tell you about it after this story.
"I turned you back didn't I? Well didn't I?!"
"Yeah after 5 of your so-called-cures which only made me mutate into a . . . .cuter smaller thingamabob creature! Do you know how humiliating that experience was? And to top it all off YOU locked ME in a cage! Do you have any idea how embarrassing it was being locked up and stared at all day long?!"
"For crying out loud! Let me talk to Goku." Bulma snapped.
"You won't have any better luck talking to that imbecile." Vegeta snorted. He tossed the phone at Goku who caught it with ease.
"Bulma I will not go anyway near you and that machine. Sorry but after having seen how sickeningly cute Vegeta got to be as a bunny . . . . . . . I'd rather not risk it." The saiyan said apologetically, "Besides I have a family and all. . ."
"So did Vegeta and I turned him back! Besides, you liked holding Vegeta." Bulma accused savagely.
"But he was a bunny! He was the fluffiest softest cutest big-eyed bunny I ever s - oooofff! Vegeta!" Vegeta slammed a fist into the other saiyan's stomach scowling dangerously. Everyone else chuckled at Goku's words.
"Will you shuddup about it?!" Vegeta snapped, "I don't like being reminded of that thank you very much!"
"But it's - " Goku began but stopped short as he noticed Vegeta about to blast him. "I'll shut up now." Then into the phone he said in defeat, "All right all right we'll come. But if you turn us into bunnies. . . . Then I won't stop the others from tying you to a stake and burning you." He warned.
"Good fine, fantastic! Just bring them over, kay? Thanks." Bulma hung up and started readjusting the knobs. "This is gonna be the best Inter- Dimensional Time Conveyer device in the universe!!!!" she beamed.
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"Nappa!" Vegeta shouted into her scouter. Vegeta turned 17 yesterday, she stood proudly at 5'4, on a cliff overlooking all the wreckage she herself had caused. Half of the princess's hair was gravity defying and spiked out behind her head, the rest flowed down her back in spikes. Her eyes were coal black - unfeeling and cold - her skin was always a gentle golden tan no matter what the weather; her mother's genes ensured that. She had a slim figure that would make most women jealous and a dark low seductive voice. Her tail lashed out behind her.
Nappa's crackling voice came through the scouter, "Princess! I'm sorry, my scouter broke and I had to get another one from the ship."
The high-born princess growled unmannerly, "I don't give a damn about the fucking scouter! All I want you to do is to destroy that part of the planet I assigned you, and I want it done fast. I've no time to stay here and chit - chat so get destroying!!!" she snapped. Vegeta turned of her scouter and looked at the damage she had done. "Weaklings, Mynoxs are such weak pathetic fools. Frieza must think I'm getting rusty, either that or he wants to show me off again." Vegeta scowled at that last thought. She tugged at her gloves.
"Princess Vegeta." Raditz's voice resonated in her sensitive ear, "I'm done with my side. What should I do next?"
"Go help Nappa then report back to me." she grunted. She clutched her head, something was wrong everything was spinning out of place.
"Yes your majesty." The saiyan said quietly. His voice seemed so far away.
Vegeta pulled the scouter off her ear, her knees buckled and she sank to the ground. "My head. . ." The princess looked up the sun and the moon seemed to mix together, the ground spun, everything ached. She lay on the ground sweating she shivering.
Mynox was gone she was in the dark. . . the cold. . . she disappeared.
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Piccolo ran down a hill. A mob of people were chasing the lone namek in an attempt to kill the 'child-murdering creature'. {This used to be fun when I was a child.} Piccolo thought wistfully about her younger days.
Piccolo was taller than most men for seventeen and green, though she didn't have any pink spots on her like her Uncle Kami did. She had violet waist length hair, black eyes, and a nice slim figure. Her voice was low, indistinguishable between a male or a female, she had long pointy elfish ears and a sharp teeth.
"The beast must not escape!" A villager shouted.
Piccolo sighed, "5. . . 4 . . . 3 . . . 2 . . . 1. . . Bang." The people started shooting their guns at her. {This gets so boring after the 100th time. . . . . whenever a child goes missing they always blame me. Then the next minute the kid shows up, jeez!}Piccolo thought. She jumped up into the air and flew up high behind a cloud. The villagers stopped dead in their tracks, then before you could say 'Cowards' they were up the hill and out of sight.
"They just don't breed villagers like they used." The namek said. A smile played on her lips as she remembered how a villager caught her once and how they became fast friends. "I wonder when Jamie will return here."
The girl grasped her head and looked around cautiously for danger. Instead everything spun and twisted and twirled. The moon the trees. . . they all collided and seem to mix in with one another. "What's . . . happening. . ?" she fell unable to support herself.
But her body never touched the ground.
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Gohan looked down at the report card and sighed, he got such an awful mark. All A pluses but one A. His grades were really plummeting drastically this term (0.o?). And all because of that one girl that he couldn't forget, that haunted his dreams, that he saw everywhere. That girl that I refuse to name at the moment. He flew home slowly to try and avoid having to show his vile report card to his dear mother. Never in his life had he gotten anything below A+ and now this. . . . this . . . garbage of a grade. . . his perfect record shattered. He'd NEVER get into university now!!! (o.0')
"It's all your fault!" he said. He pulled a picture of that girl but as soon as he looked at it he just couldn't be mad. "No it's not your fault. How could I ever blame someone a lovely as you? With your enchanting smile and exquisite grace? With your charming voice and beautiful eyes. . ." he sighed. "WHY DON'T YOU LIKE MEEEEEE!?!?!?!?!?!" he shouted out.
"You know if you shouted just a wee bit more, she might just hear you." Vegeta said dryly. He sped up beside the demi-saiyan, looked at him then shook his head.
"Screw off! I need to think. . . about her." Gohan said dreamily.
"Right. . . ." The prince thought for a moment, "You know delusional dreams is the first sign of insanity. . . . ."
The demi-saiyan growled, "I'm not deranged crazed lunatic!!! Just a delusional dreamer - "
Vegeta rolled his eyes. "Who needs a leash." he added. "I'm going now since you obviously would prefer to be alone to talk to a picture of someone that'll never be yours." Then he was gone.
"What does he know?! Never be mine my ass! She will be mine mark my words Vegeta! SHE WILL!!!!!" Gohan shouted then gripped his cranium. "Ouch . . . . I shouldn't shout any more." Gohan landed onto the edge of a lake. He splashed some water into his face, "Migraine. . ." The demi-saiyan plunged into the lake his body descending lower and lower toward the bottom.
He didn't drown but didn't surface either.
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Goku looked down at the ocean watching the water slam into the cliff face. He sighed this was his first week of marriage anniversary and he didn't have a present for Chi Chi. His wife gave him a brand new gi she herself had made. But he, Goku, did not have a present for his wife. {Jeez being in a relationship with someone is really hard. Oh man, what can I get Chi Chi that she'll like? Diamonds. . nah too expensive. Gold. . . nah too hard to find. An apron. . . . she has a million of them. A book. . . no no too unromantic. Uh flowers! No. . . .too plain. I know! A pearl! That'll do! A black pearl. Goku you are a genius!}
Goku jumped up and dived into the ocean. He looked around the bottom of the ocean for a pearl laying around in the open mouth of clam. {Hmm. . . I wonder if there are any clams here at all. . . . I think I'm going too far deep. . . } The saiyan tried to surface but found he couldn't move and kept going lower and lower. A breath of air escaped his throat and he struggled to breath in oxygen.
The air bubbles that escaped his throat never made it to the surface.
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"Yeah sure and I'm the Queen of England." Vegeta replied sarcastically. "The others are afraid of being turned into giant fluffy pink talking bunnies . . . . . remember?!" he growled into his cell. The giant fluffy pink talking bunny story is for a rainy day, and I'll tell you about it after this story.
"I turned you back didn't I? Well didn't I?!"
"Yeah after 5 of your so-called-cures which only made me mutate into a . . . .cuter smaller thingamabob creature! Do you know how humiliating that experience was? And to top it all off YOU locked ME in a cage! Do you have any idea how embarrassing it was being locked up and stared at all day long?!"
"For crying out loud! Let me talk to Goku." Bulma snapped.
"You won't have any better luck talking to that imbecile." Vegeta snorted. He tossed the phone at Goku who caught it with ease.
"Bulma I will not go anyway near you and that machine. Sorry but after having seen how sickeningly cute Vegeta got to be as a bunny . . . . . . . I'd rather not risk it." The saiyan said apologetically, "Besides I have a family and all. . ."
"So did Vegeta and I turned him back! Besides, you liked holding Vegeta." Bulma accused savagely.
"But he was a bunny! He was the fluffiest softest cutest big-eyed bunny I ever s - oooofff! Vegeta!" Vegeta slammed a fist into the other saiyan's stomach scowling dangerously. Everyone else chuckled at Goku's words.
"Will you shuddup about it?!" Vegeta snapped, "I don't like being reminded of that thank you very much!"
"But it's - " Goku began but stopped short as he noticed Vegeta about to blast him. "I'll shut up now." Then into the phone he said in defeat, "All right all right we'll come. But if you turn us into bunnies. . . . Then I won't stop the others from tying you to a stake and burning you." He warned.
"Good fine, fantastic! Just bring them over, kay? Thanks." Bulma hung up and started readjusting the knobs. "This is gonna be the best Inter- Dimensional Time Conveyer device in the universe!!!!" she beamed.
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"Nappa!" Vegeta shouted into her scouter. Vegeta turned 17 yesterday, she stood proudly at 5'4, on a cliff overlooking all the wreckage she herself had caused. Half of the princess's hair was gravity defying and spiked out behind her head, the rest flowed down her back in spikes. Her eyes were coal black - unfeeling and cold - her skin was always a gentle golden tan no matter what the weather; her mother's genes ensured that. She had a slim figure that would make most women jealous and a dark low seductive voice. Her tail lashed out behind her.
Nappa's crackling voice came through the scouter, "Princess! I'm sorry, my scouter broke and I had to get another one from the ship."
The high-born princess growled unmannerly, "I don't give a damn about the fucking scouter! All I want you to do is to destroy that part of the planet I assigned you, and I want it done fast. I've no time to stay here and chit - chat so get destroying!!!" she snapped. Vegeta turned of her scouter and looked at the damage she had done. "Weaklings, Mynoxs are such weak pathetic fools. Frieza must think I'm getting rusty, either that or he wants to show me off again." Vegeta scowled at that last thought. She tugged at her gloves.
"Princess Vegeta." Raditz's voice resonated in her sensitive ear, "I'm done with my side. What should I do next?"
"Go help Nappa then report back to me." she grunted. She clutched her head, something was wrong everything was spinning out of place.
"Yes your majesty." The saiyan said quietly. His voice seemed so far away.
Vegeta pulled the scouter off her ear, her knees buckled and she sank to the ground. "My head. . ." The princess looked up the sun and the moon seemed to mix together, the ground spun, everything ached. She lay on the ground sweating she shivering.
Mynox was gone she was in the dark. . . the cold. . . she disappeared.
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Piccolo ran down a hill. A mob of people were chasing the lone namek in an attempt to kill the 'child-murdering creature'. {This used to be fun when I was a child.} Piccolo thought wistfully about her younger days.
Piccolo was taller than most men for seventeen and green, though she didn't have any pink spots on her like her Uncle Kami did. She had violet waist length hair, black eyes, and a nice slim figure. Her voice was low, indistinguishable between a male or a female, she had long pointy elfish ears and a sharp teeth.
"The beast must not escape!" A villager shouted.
Piccolo sighed, "5. . . 4 . . . 3 . . . 2 . . . 1. . . Bang." The people started shooting their guns at her. {This gets so boring after the 100th time. . . . . whenever a child goes missing they always blame me. Then the next minute the kid shows up, jeez!}Piccolo thought. She jumped up into the air and flew up high behind a cloud. The villagers stopped dead in their tracks, then before you could say 'Cowards' they were up the hill and out of sight.
"They just don't breed villagers like they used." The namek said. A smile played on her lips as she remembered how a villager caught her once and how they became fast friends. "I wonder when Jamie will return here."
The girl grasped her head and looked around cautiously for danger. Instead everything spun and twisted and twirled. The moon the trees. . . they all collided and seem to mix in with one another. "What's . . . happening. . ?" she fell unable to support herself.
But her body never touched the ground.
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Gohan looked down at the report card and sighed, he got such an awful mark. All A pluses but one A. His grades were really plummeting drastically this term (0.o?). And all because of that one girl that he couldn't forget, that haunted his dreams, that he saw everywhere. That girl that I refuse to name at the moment. He flew home slowly to try and avoid having to show his vile report card to his dear mother. Never in his life had he gotten anything below A+ and now this. . . . this . . . garbage of a grade. . . his perfect record shattered. He'd NEVER get into university now!!! (o.0')
"It's all your fault!" he said. He pulled a picture of that girl but as soon as he looked at it he just couldn't be mad. "No it's not your fault. How could I ever blame someone a lovely as you? With your enchanting smile and exquisite grace? With your charming voice and beautiful eyes. . ." he sighed. "WHY DON'T YOU LIKE MEEEEEE!?!?!?!?!?!" he shouted out.
"You know if you shouted just a wee bit more, she might just hear you." Vegeta said dryly. He sped up beside the demi-saiyan, looked at him then shook his head.
"Screw off! I need to think. . . about her." Gohan said dreamily.
"Right. . . ." The prince thought for a moment, "You know delusional dreams is the first sign of insanity. . . . ."
The demi-saiyan growled, "I'm not deranged crazed lunatic!!! Just a delusional dreamer - "
Vegeta rolled his eyes. "Who needs a leash." he added. "I'm going now since you obviously would prefer to be alone to talk to a picture of someone that'll never be yours." Then he was gone.
"What does he know?! Never be mine my ass! She will be mine mark my words Vegeta! SHE WILL!!!!!" Gohan shouted then gripped his cranium. "Ouch . . . . I shouldn't shout any more." Gohan landed onto the edge of a lake. He splashed some water into his face, "Migraine. . ." The demi-saiyan plunged into the lake his body descending lower and lower toward the bottom.
He didn't drown but didn't surface either.
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Goku looked down at the ocean watching the water slam into the cliff face. He sighed this was his first week of marriage anniversary and he didn't have a present for Chi Chi. His wife gave him a brand new gi she herself had made. But he, Goku, did not have a present for his wife. {Jeez being in a relationship with someone is really hard. Oh man, what can I get Chi Chi that she'll like? Diamonds. . nah too expensive. Gold. . . nah too hard to find. An apron. . . . she has a million of them. A book. . . no no too unromantic. Uh flowers! No. . . .too plain. I know! A pearl! That'll do! A black pearl. Goku you are a genius!}
Goku jumped up and dived into the ocean. He looked around the bottom of the ocean for a pearl laying around in the open mouth of clam. {Hmm. . . I wonder if there are any clams here at all. . . . I think I'm going too far deep. . . } The saiyan tried to surface but found he couldn't move and kept going lower and lower. A breath of air escaped his throat and he struggled to breath in oxygen.
The air bubbles that escaped his throat never made it to the surface.
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