Title:                 The Twelve Days of Christmas: Gundam Style

Chapters:            None

Rating:              G

Warnings:            Christmas theme

Spoilers:            Umm…  Gundam stuff

Diclaimer:            I do NOT own anything of Gundam Wing (Except for the series on DVD, the OAV movie on DVD, Four mangas, two posters, and two models)

AN:                  This is what happens when I get bored at work.

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[The curtain opens on a stage.  The entire cast of Gundam Wing is standing with choir books in hand.  A conductor appears on stage and taps his baton on the podium]

Cast: Gasp (as in deep breath!)

On the first day of Chrismas, my true love gave to me:

Cast: A Gundam blowing up the tree.

On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

Quatre: Two Maguanacs,

Cast: And a Gundam blowing up the tree.

On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

Relena: Three colonies,

Quatre: Two Maguanacs,

Cast: And a Gundam blowing up the tree.

On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

Noin: Four Aries falling,

Relena: Three colonies,

Quatre: Two Maguanacs

Cast: And a Gundam blowing up the tree.

On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

The five scientists: FIVE MAD SCIENTISTS!

Noin: Four Aries falling,

Relena: Three colonies,

Quatre: Two Maguanacs,

Cast: And a Gundam blowing up the tree.

On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

Duo: Six sneak attacks,

The five scientists: FIVE MAD SCIENTIST!

Noin: Four Aries falling,

Relena: Three colonies,

Quatre: Two Maguanacs,

Cast: And a Gundam blowing up the tree.

On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

Une: Seven Leos walking,

Duo: Six sneak attacks,

The five scientists: FIVE MAD SCIENTISTS!

Noin: Four Aries falling,

Relena: Three colonies,

Quatre: Two Maguanacs,

Cast: And a Gundam blowing up the tree.

On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

Treize: Eight OZ soldiers,

Une: Seven Leos walking,

Duo: Six sneak attacks,

The five scientists: FIVE MAD SCIENTISTS!

Noin: Four Aries falling,

Relena: Three colonies,

Quatre: Two Maguanacs

Cast: And a Gundam blowing up the tree.

On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

Heero: Nine stalking girls,

Treize: Eight OZ soldiers,

Une: Seven Leos walking,

Duo: Six sneak attacks,

The five scientists: FIVE MAD SCIENTISTS!

Noin: Four Aries falling,

Relena: Three colonies,

Quarte: Two Maguanacs

Cast: And a Gundam blowing up the tree.

On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

Trowa: Ten secret hideouts,

Heero: Nine stalking girls,

Treize: Eight OZ soldiers,

Une: Seven Leos walking,

Duo: Six sneak attacks,

The five scientists: FIVE MAD SCIENTISTS!

Noin: Four Aries falling,

Relena: Three colonies,

Quatre: Two Maguanacs,

Cast: And a Gundam blowing up the tree.

One the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

Zechs: Eleven White Fang soldiers,

Trowa: Ten secret hideouts,

Heero: Nine stalking girls,

Treize: Eight OZ soldiers,

Une: Seven Leos walking,

Duo: Six sneak attacks,

The five scientists: FIVE MAD SCIENTISTS!

Noin: Four Aries falling,

Relena: Three colonies,

Quatre: Two Maguanacs,

Cast: And a Gundam blowing up the tree.

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

Wufei: Twelve epic battles,

Zechs: Eleven White Fang soldiers,

Trowa: Ten secret hideouts,

Heeo: Nine stalking girls,

Trieze: Eight OZ soldiers,

Une: Seven Leos walking,

Duo: Six sneak attacks,

The five scientists: FIVE MAD SCIENTISTS!

Noin: Four Aries falling,

Relena: Three colonies,

Quatre: Two Maguanacs,

Cast: And a Gundam blowing up the tree.

All: AND A GUNDAM BLOWING UP THE TREE!

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