Disclaimer: I dis my claim! I own nothing! I only have $4.30! Don't sue me!!!

Her name was pearl

She were a pirates daughter

She were my wife

I loved her madly

She 'ad long golden hair

My golden Pearl

She nev'r left me side

We were gonna 'ave a baby

That's when I 'ad her built

The 'big black' she wanted to call her

I said 'nah, she's me Black Pearl'

We were gonna sail all round the world

My little pirate lass and I

No one would ever catch us in the 'Black Pearl'

And everyone would know our name

She nev'r sailed her 'Black Pearl'

He shot her

Not a soldier

Not a pirate

Just some drunk %^& walkin' down the street

Then 'e shot himself

He killed my pearl

And I couldn't even get revenge

I 'ad a good crew then

Got me through it

Pulled me outta the gutter and reminded me

I were Capt'n Jack Sparrow

I would be known in all the seven seas

I lost my Golden Pearl

But I'll nev'r let go of my 'Black Pearl'