Duo vs a juggalo

Duo's back with another instance of internet debauchery for all of you to enjoy! Now, it's certainly okay to be a fan of a band, hell, I'm a big Sinatra fan myself. But one certainly shouldn't dedicate their entire way of life to one band. Apparently, those who call themselves "juggalos" do. To make matters worse, they choose a bunch of stupid fucking rapping clowns who paint their faces. To make matters even worse than that they don't even come up with any intelligent way to defend their band. Instead, they come off as a bunch of raving fucknuggets who talk in ebonics.

These idiots are even worse than that cocksucker Wufei who sold me a fake Rolex so I had to hunt him down and bash his stupid fucking face in with a croquet mallet.

Anyway, the following is an encounter with one of these aforementioned lowlifes.

And by the way, if any "jugglos" out there are mad because I insulted their "following", feel free to suck Quatre's dick while fisting yourself with some red hot garden shears.

Duo: Hello, welcome to ICQ!

juGGaL0: Yo waz up in da hizzhouse bizznatch!?!

Duo: What the fuck was that?

juGGaL0: Yo it coo man i wad jus askin you wat up yo dawg holla!

Duo: O ya yo wazzup homes pimpy B southsida!

juGGaL0: ya muthafuckaz yo hows it hangingz gangstaz max???

Duo: ya da usual fuckin mah bitchez, smoking a leaf, playin my dopez mp3z you know? Biznatziath?

juGGaL0: coo coo aight! I juz layin back relaxinz downinz a 40z u know?

Duo: ya dope tight muthafuckaz bizatatziatc!1!!

juGGaL0: hay r u downz wit da clownz?

Duo: ya I'z iz a clownz yo holla!

juGGaL0: no I'z waz askinz uz if u waz down wit da clownz not iz a clown! u know da ICP an da juggaloz

Duo: no I'z aintz no juggaloz i da best rappin clown dis side of  da space colony holla bizzotch!!!

juGGaL0: WTF u talking bout fooz u aint no rappaz

Duo: Yaz I'z iz man I called "Pimpy Clown Red" and been rappinz for like evaz bizznot!!

juGGaL0: fuck u u just a rip of wannabez of da clownz man u just a juggaho fuck u fagget

Duo: Da fuck u talkin ho i beenz rappin on da boardwalk sinz da year 1906 way before da clownz started ahz the one whoz invented da rappz ya know holla!

juGGaL0: fuck u u didnt invent da rappz i don't know who did but da ICP made it cool bitchz!

Duo: Ahz made rapz cool way before u or yo momma was even born. i would rapz for dem and dey would throw nickels in mah hat yoz bittchinotch!

juGGaL0: u just lie cuz u a wannabez wit no skillz liek da clownz u liez

Duo: fuckz uz I dont lie i even have mah own record label pimp!

juGGaL0: oh ya wat iz it?

Duo: Yo it called "Def Clownz Circuz Records" yo

juGGaL0: prove it ho

Duo: www.goatse.cx ya go therez datz da linkz holla!

juGGaL0: FUCK U MAN DATS SICK U SICK FUCKIN FAGGIT ILL ME AND DA JUGGALOZ WILL KICK UR ASS!

Duo: no wahz manz me and my fellow circuz freakz will cutz ur cock off and pickle it in brine yo hollaz bitzatchiatch!11!

juGGaL0: FUCK U IF I EVER SEE U I'M GONNA FUCK U UP SO HARD!

Duo: what? u gonna fuck me so hard? I thought you said you were kill me? Just be careful, I tend to bleed a lot.

juGGaL0: FUCK YOU FAGOT I GONNA TELL MY FRIENDS ABOUT YOU!!! AND WE GONNA FUCK U UP!

Duo: Hello, welcome to ICQ!