Duo vs. Mr. Pornography
Duo here with another wacky desktop adventure live from my kitchen table. Yeah, I have my computer on my kitchen table mainly because I'm too goddamned lazy to clean the beer bottles, hypodermic needles, and used condoms off my real computer desk. I asked that fucking cuntdick Trowa to help me clean it up but he only stabbed me in the thigh with a letter opener and ran off with my wallet. He won't feel so cocky when I plant my nine iron up his ass.
Anyway, onto the topic. Now, don't get me wrong but I love pornography as much as the next guy. I mean, who doesn't like jacking off to images of hentai tentacle beasts raping young girls as well as 70's porn gangbangs complete with funky music? I mean, yes, I love all of that stuff. However, what I utterly despise is any internet shitlick who tries to sell me some fucking stupid porn site with only 3 pictures old ladies and an animated GIF of two ugly people fucking. Ugh. So anyhow, I decided to prank this cocksock by pretending I was a young girl ripe for his voyeur porn directing or whatever the fuck he wanted to do.
Anyhow, I'd like to now introduce you to an even greater pervert than yours truly.
Oh, by the way, if you are offended by intense discussions of sexual deviance then feel free to fuck off. Now.
Mr. Pornography: Hi what's your asl?
Duo: Hello, welcome to ICQ!
Mr. Pornography: what?
Duo: oh sorry!!!!!!! -_-; _
Mr. Pornography: what is your asl???
Duo: oh!! ^_^ I am 18/F/spacecoloy LV426 0_0!@!
Mr. Pornography: Oh so you're a girl?
Duo: oh of course ^_-
Mr. Pornography: cool…
Mr. Pornography: so what do you look like?
Duo: I'm 5'4 blue eyes blond hair size 36DDDDDDDDDD breasts!_! how about u??? _
Mr. Pornography: I have a pic on my site want to see?
Duo: sure!!!!! ^_^
Mr. Pornography: ted to get bored of this cocksucker, so I decided to end it here with a gross out)
Duo: go ahead hunny!!!! ^_-
Mr. Pornography: are you tight? you know, your pussy?
Duo: i don't know, i once stuck a watermelon up there with no problem? is that too tight? oh and also one time my friend stuck her head up my pussy and found some keys that i lost up there go figure eh?
Mr. Pornography: ??????
Duo: oh ya and I've been fucked up the ass so many times my asshole is loose I can stretch it like the goatse guy and I have to wear diapers cause I cant control my shitting you know what I mean?
Mr. Pornography: fuck you that's sick shit!
Duo: Hello, welcome to ICQ!
Anyway, goes to show that if a twig had enough intelligence to use the internet a bunch of fucking oily 46 year old men would be all over it thinking it was an 18 year old Texas beauty queen.
Stay tuned for another adventure in internet stupidity! 0_0 ^_^