Tasuki, Chii, and Inu-Yasha?! By Li Mai

It was a beautiful day in the neighborhood...well, the palace. Tamahome was spending time with Miaka, Nuriko was bugging Hotohori, Chichiri and Mitsukake were playing with Chiriko, and Tasuki was taking a walk in the woods. Suddenly he came upon something strange. "What the hell is that well doing out in the middle of the forest?" he said to himself. He walked up to the wooden well and looked down it. There were bones. "OMG!" Tasuki screamed. He leaped back. He decided to look again, but, alas, he tripped on a pinecone and fell into the well. Down the well he went, traveling very fast until he hit the bottom. His face made a mold in the mud. "Where'd tha bones go?" he said to himself again. He slowly climbed out of the well and looked around. He was in a shrine. He walked out the entrance and he was at someone's house. But this house wasn't like any other he'd seen. "Where the hell am I?!" he cried. A girl ran out the back door of the house. She stopped when she saw him.
"Who are you?" she asked. "You don't look like Inu-Yasha..."
"That's cause I aint!" he said. "I'm Tasuki!" She looked puzzled.
"And I'm Kagome...I'm leaving." She got on her bike and rode off. "Make sure you leave before the cops get here!" she screamed going down a hill. He was confused. He walked down the hill she had just gone down. This place was weird, it looked fake. He walked into what he suspected to be the city. It said Tokyo on signs everywhere. He walked down the street, getting looks from everyone and almost getting hit by odd, loud moving things at least 5 times. Then he bumped into something. It hurt his shoulder. He turned to look at it. It was a girl. She had strange ears.
"Chii?" she said.
"Eh?" he was confused.
"Chii?"
"Eh?"
"Chii?"
"Eh?"
Then she smiled. "Chii!" she pounded on him and he fell over. She was so innocent. She grabbed his hand and helped him up.
"You can let go of my hand now," he said. She didn't. So he walked down the street with the weird girl attached to his arm. Then she started to lead him.
"Hideki!" she yelled. She pulled him down the many streets and took him to a strange giant building.
"Is this a palace?" he asked. She led him up the stairs into a room. There was a boy a little older than him in the room.
"Hey Chii!" he said, excited. "Who is that?!" He panicked. "A murder, a rapist, a con-artist?!" Chii copied him and Tasuki just watched. It was funny.
"I'm Tasuki...I'm supposed ta guard tha priestess of Suzaku...but I ended up here." Hideki looked confused.
"Police!" he yelled. "Crazy man! Crazy man!" Chii stopped copying him and walked back with Tasuki. She looked sad. She grabbed his arm and looked into his eyes.
"Chii?" she said.
"What is up with women?! They're weird!" he looked at the room. "I'm leavin'." Then he walked out. What other adventures will Tasuki go on? He's already met the characters from Inu-Yasha and Chobits...who next? How stupid is this? How could I be so bored that I wrote it? And who is actually going to read it? No one, that's who, because no one cares...*sigh*