AN: Ok so I didn't get this up ASAP but honestly, I tried. I've just been
soo busy lately that I've lost track of time. Oh well, on with the
chapter.
Pounding, thudding, throbbing, pain. The only things he could feel as he was still in a world of darkness. He had no idea where he was, what happened, how he got here, what he drank or even if the world still existed. He was lying face down on hard wood floors. He slowly opened his eyes and looked around. He was lying on his kitchen floor, still in his clothes from last night. He flipped over and very slowly sat up, with every movement he made his body ached out in pain. He looked around and saw Joey sitting on one of the barstools, eating a bowl of cereal and watching cartoons. "Mornin," He said, looking away from the TV. "Glad you could finally join me in the world of consciousness." Chandler made a sound and Joey took that to mean he was saying good morning.
"Ugh.what happened last night?" Chandler asked as he slowly stood up.
"Well I'm not exactly sure but I got home around 2 AM and I couldn't fall asleep. Then around 5 I heard somebody open the front door then a thud. I walked out and there was a guy standing there and you were on the ground, out like a light. I asked him who he was and he said he was a cab driver and he was dropping you off cause you couldn't walk up the stairs properly. Then he just left and I left you on the floor and went back to bed."
"Gee thanks, I really like sleeping on a nice hard floor. Nothing else like it." Chandler walked over to the bathroom. "I'm gonna take a shower, and some aspirin. You going over to Monica's?"
"Yeah, once I finish my cereal."
Once he was in the bathroom, he shut the door and started to take off his coat when something fell out. He bent down to pick it up and saw that it was a small pill bottle. A white piece of paper was taped around it and written on it in a black marker was 'chemical'. On the bottom was a number and next to it was written 'call for more'. Curious, Chandler walked out of the bathroom and back to the kitchen, grabbed the phone and walked back. He dialed the number and sat on the edge of the tub. After about 3 rings somebody finally picked up the phone. ".. Hello?" A man answered groggily, sounding as if he had just woken up. Chandler could somewhat recognize the voice as if he had heard it before, possibly from the club last night. "Yea, I got the bottle of pills called chemical and I was wondering what they do." "Ugh.they um.well.it's like speed, it energizes you, makes all of your pain, emotional and physical, go away.. You know what speed does right?" The man said as if he was thinking hard to remember what the power of these pills held. "Yea I know what speed does.." Chandler said. "Hello?..Helloooo? He's not there anymore." Chandler set the phone down on the counter. The throbbing in his head and the rest of his body was becoming too much to bare. He set them down and walked over the mirror/cabinet. After searching through the whole thing twice, he found no aspirin. "Damn" He whispered "ah my head!" He looked around the room and his eyes landed on the small pill bottle still sitting on the tub. He walked over to it and looked down at it. Picking it up, he looked inside and took out a small blue and black pill. He closed the bottled and threw it in the sink, watching to make sure it didn't fall down the drain. He stared at the small pill in the middle his palm. The throbbing was almost bringing him to his knees, 'what the hell did I drink last night?' he thought to himself. "..f^ck it!" He popped the pill in his mouth and tilted his head back, swallowing it without water. He stripped down and stepped in the shower; totally unaware of what he just did was going to change his life forever.
20 minutes later
He was already feeling as if he had gotten a full night sleep and had a complete breakfast when in reality, he had only gotten 3 hours of sleep and had 1 grape that he stole from Joey. He put on a black pair of jeans and a button down blue shirt. He happily walked over to Monica's and opened the door to find all of his friends, plus emma, sitting around the table. "Hello children!" He chimed happily as he poured himself a cup of coffee.
"Wow, Joey said that he found you completely hung over and laying on the kitchen floor! What's your secret?" Rachel asked, astonished at Chandler's state. He just shrugged in response.
"I guess a little shower makes everything all better." He said as he sat down at the table. "Say, what day is it?"
"Um.it's Wednesday." Ross said.
"Oh, ok."
"Why, you got a meeting or something." Phoebe said and they all burst out laughing.
Chandler glared at all of them. "Hey! I could get a job if I wanted one! I just have other stuff going on in my life right now!" He yelled.
"Whoa, whoa, don't get all mad at us. You're the one that should be laughing. I mean, look at yourself Chandler! You're 34, unemployed, no girlfriend! You're going no where Chandler! You have to clean yourself up and get your act together." Monica shot back.
"Oh you think it's just that easy?! Life is not all birds chirping and sun shining. But I guess you all wouldn't know that what with your perfect little lives and everything. You wake up, bright and early, come over here, all eat breakfast together, go off to your perfect little jobs that you love, come home, go to the coffee shop, talk for hours on end and then go to bed and do it all over again! I can't do that! I've had problems with my life since birth! You guys don't know that half of it!" With that, Chandler stormed out of the apartment and back to his own. The rest of the friends sat there, shocked.
15 minutes later and everybody had left for work, leaving Chandler all alone, once again. He sat alone in his apartment in one of the chairs. He picked up the remote and flicked on the TV but all he got was scribbled images. 'What the? It was working this morning! Damn cable bills!' He threw the remote down and immediately started to feel dizzy, but it wasn't a bad dizzy, it felt amazing, like nothing he had ever felt before. His eyes started to haze over and his eyelids started to droop. He was surrounded by pleasure. He slowly got up and walked to his bedroom, being careful not to hit anything. He fell down on his bead face first and passed out.
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Pounding, thudding, throbbing, pain. The only things he could feel as he was still in a world of darkness. He had no idea where he was, what happened, how he got here, what he drank or even if the world still existed. He was lying face down on hard wood floors. He slowly opened his eyes and looked around. He was lying on his kitchen floor, still in his clothes from last night. He flipped over and very slowly sat up, with every movement he made his body ached out in pain. He looked around and saw Joey sitting on one of the barstools, eating a bowl of cereal and watching cartoons. "Mornin," He said, looking away from the TV. "Glad you could finally join me in the world of consciousness." Chandler made a sound and Joey took that to mean he was saying good morning.
"Ugh.what happened last night?" Chandler asked as he slowly stood up.
"Well I'm not exactly sure but I got home around 2 AM and I couldn't fall asleep. Then around 5 I heard somebody open the front door then a thud. I walked out and there was a guy standing there and you were on the ground, out like a light. I asked him who he was and he said he was a cab driver and he was dropping you off cause you couldn't walk up the stairs properly. Then he just left and I left you on the floor and went back to bed."
"Gee thanks, I really like sleeping on a nice hard floor. Nothing else like it." Chandler walked over to the bathroom. "I'm gonna take a shower, and some aspirin. You going over to Monica's?"
"Yeah, once I finish my cereal."
Once he was in the bathroom, he shut the door and started to take off his coat when something fell out. He bent down to pick it up and saw that it was a small pill bottle. A white piece of paper was taped around it and written on it in a black marker was 'chemical'. On the bottom was a number and next to it was written 'call for more'. Curious, Chandler walked out of the bathroom and back to the kitchen, grabbed the phone and walked back. He dialed the number and sat on the edge of the tub. After about 3 rings somebody finally picked up the phone. ".. Hello?" A man answered groggily, sounding as if he had just woken up. Chandler could somewhat recognize the voice as if he had heard it before, possibly from the club last night. "Yea, I got the bottle of pills called chemical and I was wondering what they do." "Ugh.they um.well.it's like speed, it energizes you, makes all of your pain, emotional and physical, go away.. You know what speed does right?" The man said as if he was thinking hard to remember what the power of these pills held. "Yea I know what speed does.." Chandler said. "Hello?..Helloooo? He's not there anymore." Chandler set the phone down on the counter. The throbbing in his head and the rest of his body was becoming too much to bare. He set them down and walked over the mirror/cabinet. After searching through the whole thing twice, he found no aspirin. "Damn" He whispered "ah my head!" He looked around the room and his eyes landed on the small pill bottle still sitting on the tub. He walked over to it and looked down at it. Picking it up, he looked inside and took out a small blue and black pill. He closed the bottled and threw it in the sink, watching to make sure it didn't fall down the drain. He stared at the small pill in the middle his palm. The throbbing was almost bringing him to his knees, 'what the hell did I drink last night?' he thought to himself. "..f^ck it!" He popped the pill in his mouth and tilted his head back, swallowing it without water. He stripped down and stepped in the shower; totally unaware of what he just did was going to change his life forever.
20 minutes later
He was already feeling as if he had gotten a full night sleep and had a complete breakfast when in reality, he had only gotten 3 hours of sleep and had 1 grape that he stole from Joey. He put on a black pair of jeans and a button down blue shirt. He happily walked over to Monica's and opened the door to find all of his friends, plus emma, sitting around the table. "Hello children!" He chimed happily as he poured himself a cup of coffee.
"Wow, Joey said that he found you completely hung over and laying on the kitchen floor! What's your secret?" Rachel asked, astonished at Chandler's state. He just shrugged in response.
"I guess a little shower makes everything all better." He said as he sat down at the table. "Say, what day is it?"
"Um.it's Wednesday." Ross said.
"Oh, ok."
"Why, you got a meeting or something." Phoebe said and they all burst out laughing.
Chandler glared at all of them. "Hey! I could get a job if I wanted one! I just have other stuff going on in my life right now!" He yelled.
"Whoa, whoa, don't get all mad at us. You're the one that should be laughing. I mean, look at yourself Chandler! You're 34, unemployed, no girlfriend! You're going no where Chandler! You have to clean yourself up and get your act together." Monica shot back.
"Oh you think it's just that easy?! Life is not all birds chirping and sun shining. But I guess you all wouldn't know that what with your perfect little lives and everything. You wake up, bright and early, come over here, all eat breakfast together, go off to your perfect little jobs that you love, come home, go to the coffee shop, talk for hours on end and then go to bed and do it all over again! I can't do that! I've had problems with my life since birth! You guys don't know that half of it!" With that, Chandler stormed out of the apartment and back to his own. The rest of the friends sat there, shocked.
15 minutes later and everybody had left for work, leaving Chandler all alone, once again. He sat alone in his apartment in one of the chairs. He picked up the remote and flicked on the TV but all he got was scribbled images. 'What the? It was working this morning! Damn cable bills!' He threw the remote down and immediately started to feel dizzy, but it wasn't a bad dizzy, it felt amazing, like nothing he had ever felt before. His eyes started to haze over and his eyelids started to droop. He was surrounded by pleasure. He slowly got up and walked to his bedroom, being careful not to hit anything. He fell down on his bead face first and passed out.
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