Da Survey...
Disclaimer: I own absolutely NOTHING! If I did, this wouldn't be a fan fic. Really, it wouldn't
Yeah, yeah I know that a lot of you are like, another dumbass making a fan fic on surveys. Yep. It's dumb but after being annoyed by the fact that each survey is like 20 pages long it gets tiring after a while if ya read it all. I dunno but I just felt that people were going to want one that was shorter and funnier. Yep...I also added the imaginary email addresses that belong to each of the cast. Absolutely EVERYONE is in this story. You name it, I got it. You say Mukuro and you'll find her. You say Kanshin Himara you won't find it because Kanshin isn't a character in Yuyu and that's not how you spell his name.
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"You've got mail!" Hiei fell off his bed as his computer in Makai began to announce that he had email. Hiei cursed silently and moved towards it. Mukuro would kill him if she found out he was using the computer at that time of night. Hiei clicked on the mail icon and checked his mailbox. Nothing good. There was an email that read " Make Sure You read this" and it was sent to him by someone named FlamesFurry101@nonexistant.com. Hiei hesitated before opening it. He looked at it. It was a survey. "Hm..." Hiei said to himself. He looked for the close button but found that it had disappeared. On the email it read, " You won't be able to close this box until you've completed this survey and forwarded it to one of your friends. Muwahahaha....Good Luck. PS: If you don't have friends, you're screwed." Hiei scowled at the computer. He cursed and began the survey. Luckily enough, it was short.
The usual
Name: Jaganshi Hiei
Birthday: I don't fucking know!
Mother's name: What the fuck is a mother?
Father's name: What the fuck is a father?
Sibling names: That's none of your fucking business
Pets name: Uh...Kuwabara is a dog so I'm guessing he's my pet. I smack him around though.... *laughs evilly*
Where do you live: Makai, you dumbass.
What is your favorite pastime: Killing
What is your favorite color? Black ya moron!
What color is your underwear? Uh...what's an underwear?
What color is your toothbrush: Why the fuck do you care?
What color is/ are your eyes/ hair/pajamas? Crimson red/ black with white starbursts/ what in the three worlds are pajamas?
We're getting weirder
Do you like shiny things? Yes, my katana.
What kind of shiny things? my katana, ya fool.
When you talk to someone, how do you say hello? Fool.
When you were born, were you accidentally smacked in the head instead of in the ass? er...that's a disturbing image.
When I was five I invented a machine that could pull down my pants without me touching them. Based on that information how old are you? Uh...yeah.
Once again, what color is your underwear: uh...flesh colored. *grin*
Ew....You sleep in the nude don't ya? Yep.
Almost done:
Instead of asking when you lost your virginity I'm gonna ask you why you haven't lost your virginity: What the fuck?
Who don't you want to lose your virginity to? You, you annoying bastard!
Am I annoying you? Gee, how could ya tell?
Yeah! Only 500 more questions to go!! What??
Just kidding...lol : You annoying bitch.
Alright, jeez man. Calm down: Don't tell me what to fucking do.
Fine, I wont: What the??
Yeah, freaky isn't it: Who the hell made this up?
My grandmother: Huh?
5th to last question, when you were a baby, did your mom breast feed you? I'll wait till you ask...: What the hell? I was thrown off my island you psycho. What the fuck do you mean 5th to last question you better end this now bitch!
Alright then, Do death threats usually scare you: No. I fear nothing.
Yeah well dust bunnies scare me: What the hell is a dust bunny.
Ya know those things that are under your couch and when ya do spring cleaning you decide to finally clean under there and you find these clots of dirt with ears: Huh? What the hell is wrong with you?
As a baby, my grandmother accidentally flushed me down the toilet: Okay, that explains a lot.
Look out your window: What??
Hi Hiei: What the fuck? I'll kill you!!
Hiei forwarded the message to Kurama at Kitsuneking15@nonexistant.com. He grabbed his katana and his cloak. He jumped out the window to hunt the psycho he found looking in.
Disclaimer: I own absolutely NOTHING! If I did, this wouldn't be a fan fic. Really, it wouldn't
Yeah, yeah I know that a lot of you are like, another dumbass making a fan fic on surveys. Yep. It's dumb but after being annoyed by the fact that each survey is like 20 pages long it gets tiring after a while if ya read it all. I dunno but I just felt that people were going to want one that was shorter and funnier. Yep...I also added the imaginary email addresses that belong to each of the cast. Absolutely EVERYONE is in this story. You name it, I got it. You say Mukuro and you'll find her. You say Kanshin Himara you won't find it because Kanshin isn't a character in Yuyu and that's not how you spell his name.
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"You've got mail!" Hiei fell off his bed as his computer in Makai began to announce that he had email. Hiei cursed silently and moved towards it. Mukuro would kill him if she found out he was using the computer at that time of night. Hiei clicked on the mail icon and checked his mailbox. Nothing good. There was an email that read " Make Sure You read this" and it was sent to him by someone named FlamesFurry101@nonexistant.com. Hiei hesitated before opening it. He looked at it. It was a survey. "Hm..." Hiei said to himself. He looked for the close button but found that it had disappeared. On the email it read, " You won't be able to close this box until you've completed this survey and forwarded it to one of your friends. Muwahahaha....Good Luck. PS: If you don't have friends, you're screwed." Hiei scowled at the computer. He cursed and began the survey. Luckily enough, it was short.
The usual
Name: Jaganshi Hiei
Birthday: I don't fucking know!
Mother's name: What the fuck is a mother?
Father's name: What the fuck is a father?
Sibling names: That's none of your fucking business
Pets name: Uh...Kuwabara is a dog so I'm guessing he's my pet. I smack him around though.... *laughs evilly*
Where do you live: Makai, you dumbass.
What is your favorite pastime: Killing
What is your favorite color? Black ya moron!
What color is your underwear? Uh...what's an underwear?
What color is your toothbrush: Why the fuck do you care?
What color is/ are your eyes/ hair/pajamas? Crimson red/ black with white starbursts/ what in the three worlds are pajamas?
We're getting weirder
Do you like shiny things? Yes, my katana.
What kind of shiny things? my katana, ya fool.
When you talk to someone, how do you say hello? Fool.
When you were born, were you accidentally smacked in the head instead of in the ass? er...that's a disturbing image.
When I was five I invented a machine that could pull down my pants without me touching them. Based on that information how old are you? Uh...yeah.
Once again, what color is your underwear: uh...flesh colored. *grin*
Ew....You sleep in the nude don't ya? Yep.
Almost done:
Instead of asking when you lost your virginity I'm gonna ask you why you haven't lost your virginity: What the fuck?
Who don't you want to lose your virginity to? You, you annoying bastard!
Am I annoying you? Gee, how could ya tell?
Yeah! Only 500 more questions to go!! What??
Just kidding...lol : You annoying bitch.
Alright, jeez man. Calm down: Don't tell me what to fucking do.
Fine, I wont: What the??
Yeah, freaky isn't it: Who the hell made this up?
My grandmother: Huh?
5th to last question, when you were a baby, did your mom breast feed you? I'll wait till you ask...: What the hell? I was thrown off my island you psycho. What the fuck do you mean 5th to last question you better end this now bitch!
Alright then, Do death threats usually scare you: No. I fear nothing.
Yeah well dust bunnies scare me: What the hell is a dust bunny.
Ya know those things that are under your couch and when ya do spring cleaning you decide to finally clean under there and you find these clots of dirt with ears: Huh? What the hell is wrong with you?
As a baby, my grandmother accidentally flushed me down the toilet: Okay, that explains a lot.
Look out your window: What??
Hi Hiei: What the fuck? I'll kill you!!
Hiei forwarded the message to Kurama at Kitsuneking15@nonexistant.com. He grabbed his katana and his cloak. He jumped out the window to hunt the psycho he found looking in.