Da Survey...
Disclaimer: I own absolutely NOTHING! If I did, this wouldn't be a fan fic. Really, it wouldn't
Yeah, yeah I know that a lot of you are like, another dumbass making a fan fic on surveys. Yep. It's dumb but after being annoyed by the fact that each survey is like 20 pages long it gets tiring after a while if ya read it all. I dunno but I just felt that people were going to want one that was shorter and funnier. Yep...I also added the imaginary email addresses that belong to each of the cast. Absolutely EVERYONE is in this story. You name it, I got it. You say Mukuro and you'll find her. You say Kanshin Himara I don't got it because Kanshin isn't a character in Yuyu and that's not how you spell his name...lol.
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Kurama arrived from school in a very grouchy mood. He had been harassed by the thousands of girls he had to deal with everyday and now there was a problem. He had lost his favorite watch, the watch his mother gave him for his birthday. Kurama turned on his computer and checked his email. "Spam, Harassment letter, Hiei." Kurama said noticing that Hiei had actually sent him something, he opened it. On the top, in big bold letters it read, " You won't be able to close this box until you've completed this survey and forwarded it to one of your friends. Muwahahaha....Good Luck. PS: If you don't have friends, you're screwed." Kurama was confused. He searched for the close button but nothing. He couldn't turn off his computer so he decided to take the survey. It looked short enough, and no harm could come from it...right?
The usual
Name: Shuiichi Minamino/ Youko Kurama
Birthday: July 15 1987/ I can't remember. a/n: this is a made up birthday. He just looks like a summer child to me.
Mother's name: Shiori Minamino/ can't remember
Father's name: Died when I was two.
Sibling names: Step brother, Shuiichi (lol. Funny isn't it)
Not really: What?
Pets name: Uh..Hiei.lol. He'll kill me for that.
Where do you live: Ningenkai
What is your fave pastime: Reading
What is your fave color? Red
What color is your underwear? That's personal. an: I'm leaving it to your imaginations ladies. *gives evil grin*
What color is your toothbrush: red
What color is/ are your eyes/ hair/pajamas? green/red/ red
We're getting weirder
Do you like shiny things? Yes.
What kind of shiny things? Anything that sparkles * gives cocky smile*
When you talk to someone, how do you say hello? Hello.
When you were born, were you accidentally smacked in the head instead of in the ass? Uh...no.
When I was five I invented a machine that could pull down my pants without me touching them. Based on that information how old are you? Let's see...uh 16.
Once again, what color is your underwear: That's personal
Aww...come one you can tell me: Huh?
Ew....You sleep in the nude don't ya? No!
Almost done:
Instead of asking when you lost your virginity I'm gonna ask you why you haven't lost your virginity: What kind of survey is this?
Who don't you want to lose your virginity to? Uh...that's none of your concern
Am I annoying you? Somewhat.
Yeah! Only 500 more questions to go!! What??
Just kidding...lol: Oh...
Alright. Jeez man, calm down: Huh?
Whoops that was meant for Hiei: What? Are you a fangirl? Are you stalking us or something? *looks around nervously* You should stop whoever you are.
Fine, I will: uh...what?
Yeah, freaky isn't it: Yes.
My grandmother: What?
Yeah, Hiei said that too: Okay, you are really starting to scare me now.
5th to last question, when you were a baby, did your mom breast feed you? I'll wait till you ask...: Um...not sure and I'm not going to ask.
Alright then, Do death threats usually scare you: No.
Yeah well, dust bunnies scare me: Uh...okay.
Ya know those things that are under your couch and when ya do spring cleaning you decide to finally clean under there and you find these clots of dirt with ears: Yes. I've seen them
As a baby, my grandmother accidentally flushed me down the toilet: Okay, that explains a lot
Hey! Hiei said that too: Okay...
Look out your window: Why?
Hi Kurama!!
Kurama stared out his window. Some psycho with a laptop hanging from their neck was waving at him. Kurama stood up from his chair and watched the psycho throw themselves off the tree outside Kurama's window. Hiei appeared at Kurama's window. They stared at each other trying to figure out what the hell had happened. Kurama asked, " Who the hell is that?" Hiei glaced at the moron running at an extremely slow pace. Heie shrugged. " How the hell should I know." Kurama explained to Hiei that his computer would not turn off. Hiei suggested that Kurama send it to Yusuke at Spiritpunk1@nonexistant.com. After sending the email to Yusuke, Kurama headed with Hiei to track down the psycho.
Disclaimer: I own absolutely NOTHING! If I did, this wouldn't be a fan fic. Really, it wouldn't
Yeah, yeah I know that a lot of you are like, another dumbass making a fan fic on surveys. Yep. It's dumb but after being annoyed by the fact that each survey is like 20 pages long it gets tiring after a while if ya read it all. I dunno but I just felt that people were going to want one that was shorter and funnier. Yep...I also added the imaginary email addresses that belong to each of the cast. Absolutely EVERYONE is in this story. You name it, I got it. You say Mukuro and you'll find her. You say Kanshin Himara I don't got it because Kanshin isn't a character in Yuyu and that's not how you spell his name...lol.
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Kurama arrived from school in a very grouchy mood. He had been harassed by the thousands of girls he had to deal with everyday and now there was a problem. He had lost his favorite watch, the watch his mother gave him for his birthday. Kurama turned on his computer and checked his email. "Spam, Harassment letter, Hiei." Kurama said noticing that Hiei had actually sent him something, he opened it. On the top, in big bold letters it read, " You won't be able to close this box until you've completed this survey and forwarded it to one of your friends. Muwahahaha....Good Luck. PS: If you don't have friends, you're screwed." Kurama was confused. He searched for the close button but nothing. He couldn't turn off his computer so he decided to take the survey. It looked short enough, and no harm could come from it...right?
The usual
Name: Shuiichi Minamino/ Youko Kurama
Birthday: July 15 1987/ I can't remember. a/n: this is a made up birthday. He just looks like a summer child to me.
Mother's name: Shiori Minamino/ can't remember
Father's name: Died when I was two.
Sibling names: Step brother, Shuiichi (lol. Funny isn't it)
Not really: What?
Pets name: Uh..Hiei.lol. He'll kill me for that.
Where do you live: Ningenkai
What is your fave pastime: Reading
What is your fave color? Red
What color is your underwear? That's personal. an: I'm leaving it to your imaginations ladies. *gives evil grin*
What color is your toothbrush: red
What color is/ are your eyes/ hair/pajamas? green/red/ red
We're getting weirder
Do you like shiny things? Yes.
What kind of shiny things? Anything that sparkles * gives cocky smile*
When you talk to someone, how do you say hello? Hello.
When you were born, were you accidentally smacked in the head instead of in the ass? Uh...no.
When I was five I invented a machine that could pull down my pants without me touching them. Based on that information how old are you? Let's see...uh 16.
Once again, what color is your underwear: That's personal
Aww...come one you can tell me: Huh?
Ew....You sleep in the nude don't ya? No!
Almost done:
Instead of asking when you lost your virginity I'm gonna ask you why you haven't lost your virginity: What kind of survey is this?
Who don't you want to lose your virginity to? Uh...that's none of your concern
Am I annoying you? Somewhat.
Yeah! Only 500 more questions to go!! What??
Just kidding...lol: Oh...
Alright. Jeez man, calm down: Huh?
Whoops that was meant for Hiei: What? Are you a fangirl? Are you stalking us or something? *looks around nervously* You should stop whoever you are.
Fine, I will: uh...what?
Yeah, freaky isn't it: Yes.
My grandmother: What?
Yeah, Hiei said that too: Okay, you are really starting to scare me now.
5th to last question, when you were a baby, did your mom breast feed you? I'll wait till you ask...: Um...not sure and I'm not going to ask.
Alright then, Do death threats usually scare you: No.
Yeah well, dust bunnies scare me: Uh...okay.
Ya know those things that are under your couch and when ya do spring cleaning you decide to finally clean under there and you find these clots of dirt with ears: Yes. I've seen them
As a baby, my grandmother accidentally flushed me down the toilet: Okay, that explains a lot
Hey! Hiei said that too: Okay...
Look out your window: Why?
Hi Kurama!!
Kurama stared out his window. Some psycho with a laptop hanging from their neck was waving at him. Kurama stood up from his chair and watched the psycho throw themselves off the tree outside Kurama's window. Hiei appeared at Kurama's window. They stared at each other trying to figure out what the hell had happened. Kurama asked, " Who the hell is that?" Hiei glaced at the moron running at an extremely slow pace. Heie shrugged. " How the hell should I know." Kurama explained to Hiei that his computer would not turn off. Hiei suggested that Kurama send it to Yusuke at Spiritpunk1@nonexistant.com. After sending the email to Yusuke, Kurama headed with Hiei to track down the psycho.