Da Survey...
Disclaimer: I own everything!! Everything, I say!! Okay, I own nothing. Nothing at all.
Yeah, yeah I know that a lot of you are like, another dumbass making a fan fic on surveys. Yep. It's dumb but after being annoyed by the fact that each survey is like 20 pages long it gets tiring after a while if ya read it all. I dunno but I just felt that people were going to want one that was shorter and funnier. Yep...I also added the imaginary email addresses that belong to each of the cast. Absolutely EVERYONE is in this story. You name it, I got it. You say Mukuro and you'll find her. You say Kanshin Himara you won't find him because Kanshin isn't a character in Yuyu and that's not how you spell his name but, ya never really know do ya? *grins*
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Yusuke walked into his house. He was tired and just wanted to settle down for some good old R&R. He sat on his swivel chair and turned on his computer. He smiled as he found in his inbox, an email from Kurama. He opened it and a strange box popped up. The email he had opened had a message. On the top, in big bold letters it read, " You won't be able to close this box until you've completed this survey and forwarded it to one of your friends. Muwahahaha....Good Luck. PS: If you don't have friends, you're screwed." Yusuke shrugged. " Hey, what can a survey do?"
The usual
Name: Urameshi Yusuke
Birthday: Damn! I forgot to ask my mom for presents.
Mother's name: Atsuko Urameshi
Father's name: I dunno
Sibling names: Don't have one
Pets name: Kurama. Get it, he's a fox.
Not really: Huh?
Where do you live: On 12th street. I used to live on Fourth Avenue but my house burned down.
Yeah, no one cares: Huh?
What is your fave pastime: Kicking major Kuwabara ass!
What is your fave color? Green
What color is your underwear? Lemme check...uh it's white.
What color is your toothbrush: black
What color is/ are your eyes/ hair/pajamas? brown/brown/blue and white
We're getting weirder
Do you like shiny things? Not that much
What kind of shiny things? Well, quarters are cool.
When you talk to someone, how do you say hello? What the hell do you want?
When you were born, were you accidentally smacked in the head instead of in the ass? I dunno but I think that happened to Kuwabara, he is UGLY!
When I was five I invented a machine that could pull down my pants without me touching them. Based on that information how old are you? Cool. Can I get that machine. I might need it when Kayko's here.
Awfully disturbing: Huh?
Once again, what color is your underwear: White.
Aww...come one you can tell me: I told ya, it's white.
Ew....You sleep in the nude don't ya? Sometimes, If it's hot.
Almost done:
Instead of asking when you lost your virginity I'm gonna ask you why you haven't lost your virginity: Shut up.
Who don't you want to lose your virginity to? Uh...a guy.
Am I annoying you? Sorta
Yeah! Only 500 more questions to go!! There's only a few left, I scrolled down ya little liar.
Who you calling a liar: You!
You wanna start sumting: Yeah, You wanna start something?
Shut the hell up man and Chillax: Who so you think you are?
Me, that's who: Shut the fuck up, you ain't special.
YOU sure as hell is special. Special ed. you slow as *****: Who you ******* cursing out, you *****
You mutha******: I dare you to come up in my face and say that Shit.
Alright. Jeez man, calm down: No, YOU calm the **** down!
Fine, I will: Good. No one wants to talk to you anyways.
**** you: No, **** you!
Your mutha: No, YOUR mutha!
Aight then lets leave it at that: Good, you wuss.
Who you calling a wuss? Wait, wasn't this written already? Weird...
5th to last question, when you were a baby, did your mom breast feed you? I'll wait till you ask...: I asked and she said she's too drunk to remember.
Alright then, Do death threats usually scare you: Yeah, when the opponent is stronger than me.
Yeah well, dust bunnies scare me: You are some kind of freak, ain't ya?
Yep: What the??
Ya know those things that are under your couch and when ya do spring cleaning you decide to finally clean under there and you find these clots of dirt with ears: I don't clean. I just make tea.
You are such a lady: Who you calling a lady?
You: You know what. SCREW YOU!
As a baby, my grandmother accidentally flushed me down the toilet: Well that clears up a few things.
Yeah well you ain't exactly Mr. Isaac Newton are you: Who??
I rest my case you sonofabitch: Huh?
Look out your window: Why should I?
Cuz I said so NOW LOOK OR I'LL FETCH KAYKO AFTER YOU: Alright, alright I will. Don't call Kayko. I had enough of her today.
Yusuke turned and faced his window, somewhat frightened by the mysterious email. Some moron wearing a black Yankees baseball cap, Sunglasses and a blue jean jacket stood on a branch outside his window. They waved at Yusuke and jumped down from the tree . At first Yusuke mistook whoever it was for Hiei but they were clearly a little taller. From their neck, hung a laptop computer. Yusuke frowned. " Who the hell was that?" He noticed that Kurama and Hiei came running up to his building. " Hey Yusuke, did that survey get to you?" Kurama called from the ground. Yusuke nodded. " Yeah, why do you ask?"
" That Psycho was at my house and at Hiei's place in Makai." Kurama yelled. Hiei shook his head.
" Come down, ya moron, so you can help us track whoever it is down." Hiei yelled.
" I'll be right there." Yusuke yelled. He walked to his computer and noticed that by disconnecting the power cord ( after trying everything else) the computer would not turn off.
" Send it to Kuwabara." Kurama yelled. Yusuke frowned and forwarded it to IluvYukina@nonexistant.com. Yusuke grabbed his jacket and jumped out the window. " So much for the good ol' R&R" he muttered. He smiled. " Wow, Deja vu." Hiei, Yusuke and Kurama ran after the freaky stalker. They already knew where they were headed.
Disclaimer: I own everything!! Everything, I say!! Okay, I own nothing. Nothing at all.
Yeah, yeah I know that a lot of you are like, another dumbass making a fan fic on surveys. Yep. It's dumb but after being annoyed by the fact that each survey is like 20 pages long it gets tiring after a while if ya read it all. I dunno but I just felt that people were going to want one that was shorter and funnier. Yep...I also added the imaginary email addresses that belong to each of the cast. Absolutely EVERYONE is in this story. You name it, I got it. You say Mukuro and you'll find her. You say Kanshin Himara you won't find him because Kanshin isn't a character in Yuyu and that's not how you spell his name but, ya never really know do ya? *grins*
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Yusuke walked into his house. He was tired and just wanted to settle down for some good old R&R. He sat on his swivel chair and turned on his computer. He smiled as he found in his inbox, an email from Kurama. He opened it and a strange box popped up. The email he had opened had a message. On the top, in big bold letters it read, " You won't be able to close this box until you've completed this survey and forwarded it to one of your friends. Muwahahaha....Good Luck. PS: If you don't have friends, you're screwed." Yusuke shrugged. " Hey, what can a survey do?"
The usual
Name: Urameshi Yusuke
Birthday: Damn! I forgot to ask my mom for presents.
Mother's name: Atsuko Urameshi
Father's name: I dunno
Sibling names: Don't have one
Pets name: Kurama. Get it, he's a fox.
Not really: Huh?
Where do you live: On 12th street. I used to live on Fourth Avenue but my house burned down.
Yeah, no one cares: Huh?
What is your fave pastime: Kicking major Kuwabara ass!
What is your fave color? Green
What color is your underwear? Lemme check...uh it's white.
What color is your toothbrush: black
What color is/ are your eyes/ hair/pajamas? brown/brown/blue and white
We're getting weirder
Do you like shiny things? Not that much
What kind of shiny things? Well, quarters are cool.
When you talk to someone, how do you say hello? What the hell do you want?
When you were born, were you accidentally smacked in the head instead of in the ass? I dunno but I think that happened to Kuwabara, he is UGLY!
When I was five I invented a machine that could pull down my pants without me touching them. Based on that information how old are you? Cool. Can I get that machine. I might need it when Kayko's here.
Awfully disturbing: Huh?
Once again, what color is your underwear: White.
Aww...come one you can tell me: I told ya, it's white.
Ew....You sleep in the nude don't ya? Sometimes, If it's hot.
Almost done:
Instead of asking when you lost your virginity I'm gonna ask you why you haven't lost your virginity: Shut up.
Who don't you want to lose your virginity to? Uh...a guy.
Am I annoying you? Sorta
Yeah! Only 500 more questions to go!! There's only a few left, I scrolled down ya little liar.
Who you calling a liar: You!
You wanna start sumting: Yeah, You wanna start something?
Shut the hell up man and Chillax: Who so you think you are?
Me, that's who: Shut the fuck up, you ain't special.
YOU sure as hell is special. Special ed. you slow as *****: Who you ******* cursing out, you *****
You mutha******: I dare you to come up in my face and say that Shit.
Alright. Jeez man, calm down: No, YOU calm the **** down!
Fine, I will: Good. No one wants to talk to you anyways.
**** you: No, **** you!
Your mutha: No, YOUR mutha!
Aight then lets leave it at that: Good, you wuss.
Who you calling a wuss? Wait, wasn't this written already? Weird...
5th to last question, when you were a baby, did your mom breast feed you? I'll wait till you ask...: I asked and she said she's too drunk to remember.
Alright then, Do death threats usually scare you: Yeah, when the opponent is stronger than me.
Yeah well, dust bunnies scare me: You are some kind of freak, ain't ya?
Yep: What the??
Ya know those things that are under your couch and when ya do spring cleaning you decide to finally clean under there and you find these clots of dirt with ears: I don't clean. I just make tea.
You are such a lady: Who you calling a lady?
You: You know what. SCREW YOU!
As a baby, my grandmother accidentally flushed me down the toilet: Well that clears up a few things.
Yeah well you ain't exactly Mr. Isaac Newton are you: Who??
I rest my case you sonofabitch: Huh?
Look out your window: Why should I?
Cuz I said so NOW LOOK OR I'LL FETCH KAYKO AFTER YOU: Alright, alright I will. Don't call Kayko. I had enough of her today.
Yusuke turned and faced his window, somewhat frightened by the mysterious email. Some moron wearing a black Yankees baseball cap, Sunglasses and a blue jean jacket stood on a branch outside his window. They waved at Yusuke and jumped down from the tree . At first Yusuke mistook whoever it was for Hiei but they were clearly a little taller. From their neck, hung a laptop computer. Yusuke frowned. " Who the hell was that?" He noticed that Kurama and Hiei came running up to his building. " Hey Yusuke, did that survey get to you?" Kurama called from the ground. Yusuke nodded. " Yeah, why do you ask?"
" That Psycho was at my house and at Hiei's place in Makai." Kurama yelled. Hiei shook his head.
" Come down, ya moron, so you can help us track whoever it is down." Hiei yelled.
" I'll be right there." Yusuke yelled. He walked to his computer and noticed that by disconnecting the power cord ( after trying everything else) the computer would not turn off.
" Send it to Kuwabara." Kurama yelled. Yusuke frowned and forwarded it to IluvYukina@nonexistant.com. Yusuke grabbed his jacket and jumped out the window. " So much for the good ol' R&R" he muttered. He smiled. " Wow, Deja vu." Hiei, Yusuke and Kurama ran after the freaky stalker. They already knew where they were headed.