AN: Eerm, all I can say is this chapter did not come out the way I wanted
it to. I wasn't in a very happy mood when I wrote this so this is how it
turned out. I suppose I should wait for my uberlite hyperness to kick in
before writing this fic next time. So, sorry guys! It's not very humorous.
fresh8: Yah! Thx for being my first reviewer. I tried to think in the way I thought Soijirou would think in. But when I gave this piece to my sister to read, she said it was ToO hyper. I'm glad you think this would be the kind of "brain he would have."
fallen: lol, I'm glad you like this. The reason I gave this to you to read is because I wanted to see how you relate to it, since you, yourself, are such a pompous person. Heh, not meaning to be mean about it or anything.
Yan / t567: Thx for the review and here's the update. I didn't want to seem so redundant so I decided to write it on a different couple. ^^ I'm thinking I'll do another fanfic on Tsubaki and her first love that she talked about.
Shopps: Hehe, yea, I really wanted to have T/T in here. I'm glad you like it. And Thank You for reviewing, no need to thank me. I'm just happy I'm getting positive feedback on this.
piglet: Thank you! I described everyone so that it's like writing to people who have no idea about Hana Yori Dango. My sis said that was tedious, but I'm glad you like that bit. I'm so happy that you like my interpretation of Soijirou's thoughts. And I apologize for this chapter's not so happy - ness.
joshniki: Thank you for the review! I really was hoping ppl would find this funny, so I'm super doper happy! Thx!
Thank you everyone for your fab reviews! I'm sorry if I missed anyone. If I did, feel free to yell at me. ^^ And again, I'm sorry if this chapter isn't happy. _
Disclaimer: You know, if I really DID own HYD, then why would I be writing a fic on it? LoL! Anyways, if you must hear it, you must. I DO NOT OWN HYD! But wait, I own Linda!! W00t! I DO own something. Yah for Linda, my own creation: the SLuT GiRL!
~*~ Ch. 2 It's just a little crush ~*~
I glanced at the rear windows of Akira's flashy car and groaned. There was the little green beetle, tailing carefully behind us.
I turned to Akira, "Uh oh, looks like we've got ourselves a stalker."
This happens so often that it is no longer flattering, just plain annoying. Akira and even Rui heaved a heavy sigh as they looked back at the car. It was hard to tell who the stalker was stalking. It could either of the F4 or all of us. Frankly, I don't even want to start thinking about some crazed girl chasing us down the street everyday.
"Let's just forget about her. She's bound to confront us once we stop." Akira said reasonably.
I nodded in mute agreement. I am already dreading stopping. Six out of ten stalkers are usually stalking me. I can't even imagine who it could be this time. So I groaned again and shrank in my seat.
Makino's friend blinked innocently at the three of us. "Is stalking a normal thing for you?" She asked.
Normal thing? It happens way too often.
Rui answered her, because both Akira and I made a disgusted face. "Yes," he said, turning his full attention on her.
Rui has this strange skill of making anyone feel completely and absolutely uncomfortable around him. And all he does is look at you! It's like Tsukasa's Look, except instead of seeing your brain; he's seeing you with all your secrets lying flat out in the open.
Makino's friend fidgeted so I reached back and hit Rui on the head. This only got me a cool long glare from Rui before he closed his eyes and went back to sleep.
I swear, this guy.. all he does is sleep. I smiled sympathetically at Makino's friend, "Sorry about him, he's always like this."
In a few minutes, Akira parked the car next to Doumyouji's silver Porsche and all of us trudged into the club, keeping a wary eye on the Bug that was easing into a parking space. We sat down at the table that Tsukasa and Makino were already at, and almost immediately, a beautiful girl stormed in.
She headed straight at me and slapped me. Yes, she slapped me. I don't even know who the hell this is and she's already slapping me!
"How could you?" She shrieked hysterically.
How could I what??
"Uh.. hi.. eeeer" I started. Damnit, here comes the name problem. And in her state of hysteria, if I said 'honey,' she'd probably slap me again.
"Linda." Akira said helpfully.
Aha! Linda! Isn't that the girl I slept with last night?
Oh.. I slept with her. But then, you'd think she would be happy, y'know?
"Linda." I echoed. Thank god for Akira. He seriously is my life saver.
"You said you had to leave and then it was only to come to a club with two OTHER girls!" She yelled at me.
Wow! She slapped me for that?? It didn't occur to her that one of the girls is Makino Tsukushi, did it?
"I'm sorry, but," I started, "you should realize that sleeping with you was a one time event! You do not own me, thank you very much."
Makino's friend uttered a small whimper. Whatever the reason for that was, I don't really care at the moment. One crazed woman is enough, thanks.
"I don't have any feelings for you. Okay?"
"Who is she?" The girl was now pointing at Makino's friend.
Did she hear a single word I just said? I don't care who she is! Jeez, I'm a playboy! What was she expecting? Now she barges in and expects me to feel like I'm a cheating boyfriend or something.
"Who are YOU?" Makino's friend asked, suddenly standing up and holding a protective stance over me.
Whoa, big turn of events. What the heck is happening here? I gaped in shock at Makino's friend and the girl I slept with.
Akira jumped in, "Linda, this is Yuki. Yuki, this is Linda." Then he sat down again and joined the rest of us in watching this interesting cat fight. Akira always did have a good memory. I rely on his ability to remember practically everyone's name.
Either way, it was amusing watching girl's fight over me, but this is Makino's friend here. All I can say is, we were all very shocked. She always seems like such an innocent little girl.
"Listen, Nishikado is MINE. You stay away from him." The Linda girl seethed.
"Oh?" Makino's friend purred, "That doesn't seem to be the case.. according to Soijirou kun here."
The slut girl looked like she was just slapped in the face. Frankly, I was too much at a loss to notice that Makino's friend was calling me so familiarly.
"Don't call him that so easily." Slut girl (this is how she shall be known until I remember her name) reached over and started yanking at Makino's friend's hair.
I tried not to laugh since Makino's friend must be in pain, but the scene appeared really comical to me.
I couldn't think straight with all the weirdness going on. I suppose that's what caused me to burst out laughing and say, "Slut girl, get the hell out of here."
I pushed her away and swept Makino's friend into my arms and kissed her right in front of Slut girl.
Her eyes widened in shock, but I took no notice and instead leaned her back, deepening our sweet kiss. She sagged in my arms and all I could think for a split second was how soft she was.
During my little show and tell, Slut girl had stalked away angrily. I released Makino's friend from the kiss and stood there staring at her, one arm still encircling her waist, the other supporting her head.
What just happened?
I'm sorry, but did I just kiss Makino's friend?
In FRONT of Makino??
Oh gods.. I must have a death wish.
And Makino did not hesitate to point that out to me. "Do you have a death wish, Nishikado?" She said quietly, her voice practically dripping with venom.
Uh oh
"Uh.." I began.
"Let go of Yuki, right now!" She said standing up.
I released the shocked girl who collapsed into a nearby seat with a dazed look on her face.
"Listen Makino - I didn't-" I started
She cut me off with a punch in my face.
Oww, haven't I been hit enough today?
"Ouch." I said rubbing my face, the force of the punch had thrown me on the floor.
"Don't do that again, ok, Nishikado? Or else I'll kill you." Makino stated simply before sitting down, a lot calmer than before.
"Sorry." I muttered, climbing back onto my seat.
Okay, today went well.
Yea.. right.
Makino plucked her friend out of her seat and dragged her to the bathroom. Tsukasa glared at the people that had gathered and sent them scattering.
"That went well." Akira said.
Go to hell you bastard.
"Don't worry about it, Makino will cool off in a bit." Tsukasa reassured me, not sounding very sure himself.
"I'd watch out for that Linda girl though. She'd probably do something really bad to Yuki." Akira stated solemnly.
"Yuki?" I blinked at Akira.
Who's Yuki?
Oh! Yuki, Makino's friend.
Akira made a face and then leaned back, slapping me on the back. "Good job, anyway. How was the kiss?"
"Don't remind me. I wasn't thinking." I said, shrugging. I stood up and excused myself.
I have got to go clear my head. Too much going on, my brain can't take this overload.
I splashed the cool water on my face and stood there staring at the running water from the faucet. At first, I wasn't paying any attention, but after a while I realized that I was hearing voices.
No NOT voices in my head.
Voices, from the girls side of the restroom.
Exactly how thin are these walls? Jeez.
Anyway, one voice was now saying, "Yuki, you can't let that kiss get to your head. Nishikado is a playboy. Do I need to spell this out for you?"
Well, that is true.
"Yes, I know that! And when I heard him say that he didn't care, it hurts. But I think I can change him! I know I can change him. He could learn to have a relationship. You have to be more trusting, Tsukushi."
Makino and her friend talking about me? I turned off the faucet and sat down by the wall.
"He will never change! I won't allow him to do this to you. You should have slapped him for kissing you."
As if that punch wasn't enough already.
"Oh I couldn't, it was so beautiful. That was my first kiss, you know?"
Shit, I didn't know she was so innocent of a girl. Yuki, is that her name? She really should have stopped me if it was her first kiss.
"Oh, Yuki, you let a damned playboy steal your first kiss."
I frowned, I don't know about the damned part. It makes me sound like a horrible person. Though I supposed I am one for stealing Makino's friend's first kiss.
.. her name is Yuki, Soijirou, Yuki.
Gah! Talking to myself again.
"Well, Doumyouji stole yours and now you two are together."
"It's not the same."
"I don't see why not."
"This is totally irrelevant to the point!"
"What is your point then?"
"I know you're totally head over heals about Nishikado. But that's a big mistake, you don't know him. Please think about this. He'll never notice you. He'll never stay with you. He'll sleep with you and then drop you like a hot potato."
I stared at the wall. I wouldn't say I'd never notice Makino's friend.
I mean.. Yuki.
I stood up and walked back to the table at the club. I don't want to hear anymore. Damnit, I AM a playboy. I'm not going to let .. Yuki .. make me get all weird.
I grinned at a waitress across the room who immediately came over to our table. She tugged her shirt down a little and leaned forward at me. "Can I help you, mister?" She breathed.
Yea, I don't need this kind of chick problem.
I grinned at the waitress and smiled, "How bout I ditch my friends, and I'll help you.." I let my gaze drop to her full bosom and then down to her short mini skirt. "clean the bathroom or something."
Akira laughed before pulling Tsukasa into a conversation. The waitress grabbed my hand and led me to the back of the little club.
I'm never going to touch Makino's friend anyway. Besides, she's a strong girl, I'm sure that Slut girl, Linda, won't do anything to break her.
I'll just forget all about Makino's friend's little crush and everything will be fine.
I pressed the waitress against the wall as I kissed her, sliding my tongue into her mouth easily.
I'll just forget about all this.
No problem.
~*~
AN: Yea, also sorry about the echyness in the end. I don't know, I don't like this chapter. When I read it, it was a little confusing, even to me. Sorry!!! Sorrysorrysorry. I'll try harder next chappie. I'll make it all nice and funny again. I swear!
fresh8: Yah! Thx for being my first reviewer. I tried to think in the way I thought Soijirou would think in. But when I gave this piece to my sister to read, she said it was ToO hyper. I'm glad you think this would be the kind of "brain he would have."
fallen: lol, I'm glad you like this. The reason I gave this to you to read is because I wanted to see how you relate to it, since you, yourself, are such a pompous person. Heh, not meaning to be mean about it or anything.
Yan / t567: Thx for the review and here's the update. I didn't want to seem so redundant so I decided to write it on a different couple. ^^ I'm thinking I'll do another fanfic on Tsubaki and her first love that she talked about.
Shopps: Hehe, yea, I really wanted to have T/T in here. I'm glad you like it. And Thank You for reviewing, no need to thank me. I'm just happy I'm getting positive feedback on this.
piglet: Thank you! I described everyone so that it's like writing to people who have no idea about Hana Yori Dango. My sis said that was tedious, but I'm glad you like that bit. I'm so happy that you like my interpretation of Soijirou's thoughts. And I apologize for this chapter's not so happy - ness.
joshniki: Thank you for the review! I really was hoping ppl would find this funny, so I'm super doper happy! Thx!
Thank you everyone for your fab reviews! I'm sorry if I missed anyone. If I did, feel free to yell at me. ^^ And again, I'm sorry if this chapter isn't happy. _
Disclaimer: You know, if I really DID own HYD, then why would I be writing a fic on it? LoL! Anyways, if you must hear it, you must. I DO NOT OWN HYD! But wait, I own Linda!! W00t! I DO own something. Yah for Linda, my own creation: the SLuT GiRL!
~*~ Ch. 2 It's just a little crush ~*~
I glanced at the rear windows of Akira's flashy car and groaned. There was the little green beetle, tailing carefully behind us.
I turned to Akira, "Uh oh, looks like we've got ourselves a stalker."
This happens so often that it is no longer flattering, just plain annoying. Akira and even Rui heaved a heavy sigh as they looked back at the car. It was hard to tell who the stalker was stalking. It could either of the F4 or all of us. Frankly, I don't even want to start thinking about some crazed girl chasing us down the street everyday.
"Let's just forget about her. She's bound to confront us once we stop." Akira said reasonably.
I nodded in mute agreement. I am already dreading stopping. Six out of ten stalkers are usually stalking me. I can't even imagine who it could be this time. So I groaned again and shrank in my seat.
Makino's friend blinked innocently at the three of us. "Is stalking a normal thing for you?" She asked.
Normal thing? It happens way too often.
Rui answered her, because both Akira and I made a disgusted face. "Yes," he said, turning his full attention on her.
Rui has this strange skill of making anyone feel completely and absolutely uncomfortable around him. And all he does is look at you! It's like Tsukasa's Look, except instead of seeing your brain; he's seeing you with all your secrets lying flat out in the open.
Makino's friend fidgeted so I reached back and hit Rui on the head. This only got me a cool long glare from Rui before he closed his eyes and went back to sleep.
I swear, this guy.. all he does is sleep. I smiled sympathetically at Makino's friend, "Sorry about him, he's always like this."
In a few minutes, Akira parked the car next to Doumyouji's silver Porsche and all of us trudged into the club, keeping a wary eye on the Bug that was easing into a parking space. We sat down at the table that Tsukasa and Makino were already at, and almost immediately, a beautiful girl stormed in.
She headed straight at me and slapped me. Yes, she slapped me. I don't even know who the hell this is and she's already slapping me!
"How could you?" She shrieked hysterically.
How could I what??
"Uh.. hi.. eeeer" I started. Damnit, here comes the name problem. And in her state of hysteria, if I said 'honey,' she'd probably slap me again.
"Linda." Akira said helpfully.
Aha! Linda! Isn't that the girl I slept with last night?
Oh.. I slept with her. But then, you'd think she would be happy, y'know?
"Linda." I echoed. Thank god for Akira. He seriously is my life saver.
"You said you had to leave and then it was only to come to a club with two OTHER girls!" She yelled at me.
Wow! She slapped me for that?? It didn't occur to her that one of the girls is Makino Tsukushi, did it?
"I'm sorry, but," I started, "you should realize that sleeping with you was a one time event! You do not own me, thank you very much."
Makino's friend uttered a small whimper. Whatever the reason for that was, I don't really care at the moment. One crazed woman is enough, thanks.
"I don't have any feelings for you. Okay?"
"Who is she?" The girl was now pointing at Makino's friend.
Did she hear a single word I just said? I don't care who she is! Jeez, I'm a playboy! What was she expecting? Now she barges in and expects me to feel like I'm a cheating boyfriend or something.
"Who are YOU?" Makino's friend asked, suddenly standing up and holding a protective stance over me.
Whoa, big turn of events. What the heck is happening here? I gaped in shock at Makino's friend and the girl I slept with.
Akira jumped in, "Linda, this is Yuki. Yuki, this is Linda." Then he sat down again and joined the rest of us in watching this interesting cat fight. Akira always did have a good memory. I rely on his ability to remember practically everyone's name.
Either way, it was amusing watching girl's fight over me, but this is Makino's friend here. All I can say is, we were all very shocked. She always seems like such an innocent little girl.
"Listen, Nishikado is MINE. You stay away from him." The Linda girl seethed.
"Oh?" Makino's friend purred, "That doesn't seem to be the case.. according to Soijirou kun here."
The slut girl looked like she was just slapped in the face. Frankly, I was too much at a loss to notice that Makino's friend was calling me so familiarly.
"Don't call him that so easily." Slut girl (this is how she shall be known until I remember her name) reached over and started yanking at Makino's friend's hair.
I tried not to laugh since Makino's friend must be in pain, but the scene appeared really comical to me.
I couldn't think straight with all the weirdness going on. I suppose that's what caused me to burst out laughing and say, "Slut girl, get the hell out of here."
I pushed her away and swept Makino's friend into my arms and kissed her right in front of Slut girl.
Her eyes widened in shock, but I took no notice and instead leaned her back, deepening our sweet kiss. She sagged in my arms and all I could think for a split second was how soft she was.
During my little show and tell, Slut girl had stalked away angrily. I released Makino's friend from the kiss and stood there staring at her, one arm still encircling her waist, the other supporting her head.
What just happened?
I'm sorry, but did I just kiss Makino's friend?
In FRONT of Makino??
Oh gods.. I must have a death wish.
And Makino did not hesitate to point that out to me. "Do you have a death wish, Nishikado?" She said quietly, her voice practically dripping with venom.
Uh oh
"Uh.." I began.
"Let go of Yuki, right now!" She said standing up.
I released the shocked girl who collapsed into a nearby seat with a dazed look on her face.
"Listen Makino - I didn't-" I started
She cut me off with a punch in my face.
Oww, haven't I been hit enough today?
"Ouch." I said rubbing my face, the force of the punch had thrown me on the floor.
"Don't do that again, ok, Nishikado? Or else I'll kill you." Makino stated simply before sitting down, a lot calmer than before.
"Sorry." I muttered, climbing back onto my seat.
Okay, today went well.
Yea.. right.
Makino plucked her friend out of her seat and dragged her to the bathroom. Tsukasa glared at the people that had gathered and sent them scattering.
"That went well." Akira said.
Go to hell you bastard.
"Don't worry about it, Makino will cool off in a bit." Tsukasa reassured me, not sounding very sure himself.
"I'd watch out for that Linda girl though. She'd probably do something really bad to Yuki." Akira stated solemnly.
"Yuki?" I blinked at Akira.
Who's Yuki?
Oh! Yuki, Makino's friend.
Akira made a face and then leaned back, slapping me on the back. "Good job, anyway. How was the kiss?"
"Don't remind me. I wasn't thinking." I said, shrugging. I stood up and excused myself.
I have got to go clear my head. Too much going on, my brain can't take this overload.
I splashed the cool water on my face and stood there staring at the running water from the faucet. At first, I wasn't paying any attention, but after a while I realized that I was hearing voices.
No NOT voices in my head.
Voices, from the girls side of the restroom.
Exactly how thin are these walls? Jeez.
Anyway, one voice was now saying, "Yuki, you can't let that kiss get to your head. Nishikado is a playboy. Do I need to spell this out for you?"
Well, that is true.
"Yes, I know that! And when I heard him say that he didn't care, it hurts. But I think I can change him! I know I can change him. He could learn to have a relationship. You have to be more trusting, Tsukushi."
Makino and her friend talking about me? I turned off the faucet and sat down by the wall.
"He will never change! I won't allow him to do this to you. You should have slapped him for kissing you."
As if that punch wasn't enough already.
"Oh I couldn't, it was so beautiful. That was my first kiss, you know?"
Shit, I didn't know she was so innocent of a girl. Yuki, is that her name? She really should have stopped me if it was her first kiss.
"Oh, Yuki, you let a damned playboy steal your first kiss."
I frowned, I don't know about the damned part. It makes me sound like a horrible person. Though I supposed I am one for stealing Makino's friend's first kiss.
.. her name is Yuki, Soijirou, Yuki.
Gah! Talking to myself again.
"Well, Doumyouji stole yours and now you two are together."
"It's not the same."
"I don't see why not."
"This is totally irrelevant to the point!"
"What is your point then?"
"I know you're totally head over heals about Nishikado. But that's a big mistake, you don't know him. Please think about this. He'll never notice you. He'll never stay with you. He'll sleep with you and then drop you like a hot potato."
I stared at the wall. I wouldn't say I'd never notice Makino's friend.
I mean.. Yuki.
I stood up and walked back to the table at the club. I don't want to hear anymore. Damnit, I AM a playboy. I'm not going to let .. Yuki .. make me get all weird.
I grinned at a waitress across the room who immediately came over to our table. She tugged her shirt down a little and leaned forward at me. "Can I help you, mister?" She breathed.
Yea, I don't need this kind of chick problem.
I grinned at the waitress and smiled, "How bout I ditch my friends, and I'll help you.." I let my gaze drop to her full bosom and then down to her short mini skirt. "clean the bathroom or something."
Akira laughed before pulling Tsukasa into a conversation. The waitress grabbed my hand and led me to the back of the little club.
I'm never going to touch Makino's friend anyway. Besides, she's a strong girl, I'm sure that Slut girl, Linda, won't do anything to break her.
I'll just forget all about Makino's friend's little crush and everything will be fine.
I pressed the waitress against the wall as I kissed her, sliding my tongue into her mouth easily.
I'll just forget about all this.
No problem.
~*~
AN: Yea, also sorry about the echyness in the end. I don't know, I don't like this chapter. When I read it, it was a little confusing, even to me. Sorry!!! Sorrysorrysorry. I'll try harder next chappie. I'll make it all nice and funny again. I swear!