I DON'T OWN FINAL FANTASY!

Chapter 3

Look who is back!

Red XIII: Yuffie! Is that you?! Is it really you?

Girl: Yup it's me ya old dog!

Red XIII: It's you! Wow! This is great! For 500 years I have been mourning the death of my best companions ever and you've been alive all this time. How did you last 500 years and 9,999 damage?

Yuffie: What? Ok wait a minute, who did I suffer that much damage from and how come you keep on saying 500 years?

Red XIII: Are you saying you don't remember? You, Cid, Vincent, Cait. YOU WERE ALL KILLED!

Yuffie: No we weren't. They are right here. Everyone is in the back. Let me call them. HEY GUYS! YOU'RE NEVER GOING TO BELIEVE THIS! RED IS HERE!

Guy: Red!!! It's you! You've finally come to your senses since Sepiroth started playing with your mind!

Red XIII: Cloud! You! You killed Yuffie! And some of the others!

Cloud: What are you talking about Red? No one has been killed. If it was anyone that would even be presumed dead it would be you! You're the one that went crazy from all the mind games Sepiroth played on you before he died! After we beat him you started screaming stuff like, "No Cloud stop!," and,"Yuffie!" Then at the end you were all happy and pretended you and Tif a went off to make some children.

Tifa: Yeah that was pretty weird!

Red XIII: Tifa! I saw you die of old age! I was with you till the ends of you days!

Tifa: Thanks a lot Red! I'm not that old yet!

Red XIII: But. But.

END OF CHAPTER