Don't worry, the first story will exist soon, meanwhile I'm just telling
y'all my idea - I'm remaking the Christmas Story for Hogswatch. And while
we're at it, could someone please review and tell me how to do bold and
italics?
Just to keep you going, here's a non-Discworld related songwossname which
my friends and I made up last Christmas when we had to do a charity event
at school and were bored out of our brains. The brackets are the sub-chorus
jumping in.
***Rudolf the Headless Reindeer***
Rudolf the headless reindeer (reindeer)
Had a non-existent head (like a tree-stump)
And everyone who saw him (saw him)
Wondered why he wasn't dead (Uh oh!)
All of the other reindeer (reindeer)
Used to laugh and call him names (like Marie Antoinette) *
They wouldn't let poor Rudolph (Rudolph)
Join in any reindeer games (like staring competitions) **
Then one soggy Christmas Eve (Oooooh)
Santa came to say (Ho Ho Ho)
Rudolph with your head not there, I want you to wash my underwear! (-The
hell? Why underwear? -It rhymes! -Okay.)
(Hem hem) ...um... (Get on with it!) ...uh... dum dum dum... (*quizzical
expressions*) uh... Does anyone remember the rest of the words?

*I ^think^ she was the one who got her head chopped... I think the
guillotine is my favourite weapon after the Blunt Instrument (to whit, A
Dragon). Hairpins are good too.
**Reindeer have a lot of time on their hands- Hoofs!