Title: Didn't suck
Author:Erica aka _extraflamey_
Rating:G
Spoilers: the 12/12 episode. Sligh spoilers for Gangs of New York the movie too but if you've seen the TV trailers for it, you should be fine.
Disclaimer: I don't own the JOA characters
Summary:Grace calls Joan about what happened at the Crystal Ball
Bzzzzt! Bzzzzzt! Joan's cell vibrated against her nightstand. She shot up in bed.
Could it be Ramsey? she thought. Maybe he escaped from prison and wants to see me or something.
Cautiously, she picked up the phone. The little blue screen read: Polk, Grace.
She sighed, clicking the little phone button to answer it.
"Grace, this better be good."
"I kissed him"
"Kissed who? You kissed somone? A male someone?" Joan was suddenly very awake.
"No you moron, a pod person someone. I kissed Luke" Grace sighed.
"Luke my brother Luke?"
Grace groaned and smacked her head into the wall. Taking a deep breath to boost her patience she continued.
"Yes, Your brother Luke. Though he's like a pod person in some ways"
"Ewww why would you kiss Luke?" Joan exclaimed.
"That Friedman kid was raggin on him, telling him I was a lesbian, so I had to prove him wrong"
"And my brother was the only available male?"
"Girardi will you stop that. It wasn't that disgusting. You act like I kissed Price or something"
Joan couldn't believe her ears. Grace Polk was admitting to liking kissing her brother.
"So how was it?"
"Oh don't get all girly on me Girardi." She paused. "Didn't suck"
"eeek!" Joan squealed. "You and my brother. Thats so classic"
"Can it, Joan! You're brother and I are not a Thing"
"Yet"
"I'm going now"
"Oh come on Grace. I'm just teasing. Inside, I'm completely disgusted by your kissing my brother."
"Well, Good."
"So how was it" Joan asked again.
"It was nothing. We kissed, We danced, We made that Friedman kid trip.."
"But how was the kiss? Was it really romantic like in Gone With the Wind where he just swept you off your feet, or you swept him off his feet or was it more Gangs of New York kissing while you're fighting or was it all-"
"Girardi you watch too many movies. It was, i dunno, a kiss. I just walked up to him and planted one right on him. He was fairly suprised but my 10 or so seconds into it he caught on and started kissing back."
"10 seconds! Thats not just a kiss. Thats full on making out."
"Is not. I don't make out with people."
"Is too. And you do now"
"Joan, its 2 am. What are you doing on the phone?" Helen opened the door to Joan's room. "Its not that boy is it?
"No, Its Grace"
"Well tell Grace goodnight. It can't be that important"
Joan rolled her eyes. "Fine, Mom"
"Grace. I gotta go. But we'll talk tomorrow definetly"
"Don't count on it. I'm not into giggling over dance rituals at 8 am each morning. Goodbye"
"Bye"
Author:Erica aka _extraflamey_
Rating:G
Spoilers: the 12/12 episode. Sligh spoilers for Gangs of New York the movie too but if you've seen the TV trailers for it, you should be fine.
Disclaimer: I don't own the JOA characters
Summary:Grace calls Joan about what happened at the Crystal Ball
Bzzzzt! Bzzzzzt! Joan's cell vibrated against her nightstand. She shot up in bed.
Could it be Ramsey? she thought. Maybe he escaped from prison and wants to see me or something.
Cautiously, she picked up the phone. The little blue screen read: Polk, Grace.
She sighed, clicking the little phone button to answer it.
"Grace, this better be good."
"I kissed him"
"Kissed who? You kissed somone? A male someone?" Joan was suddenly very awake.
"No you moron, a pod person someone. I kissed Luke" Grace sighed.
"Luke my brother Luke?"
Grace groaned and smacked her head into the wall. Taking a deep breath to boost her patience she continued.
"Yes, Your brother Luke. Though he's like a pod person in some ways"
"Ewww why would you kiss Luke?" Joan exclaimed.
"That Friedman kid was raggin on him, telling him I was a lesbian, so I had to prove him wrong"
"And my brother was the only available male?"
"Girardi will you stop that. It wasn't that disgusting. You act like I kissed Price or something"
Joan couldn't believe her ears. Grace Polk was admitting to liking kissing her brother.
"So how was it?"
"Oh don't get all girly on me Girardi." She paused. "Didn't suck"
"eeek!" Joan squealed. "You and my brother. Thats so classic"
"Can it, Joan! You're brother and I are not a Thing"
"Yet"
"I'm going now"
"Oh come on Grace. I'm just teasing. Inside, I'm completely disgusted by your kissing my brother."
"Well, Good."
"So how was it" Joan asked again.
"It was nothing. We kissed, We danced, We made that Friedman kid trip.."
"But how was the kiss? Was it really romantic like in Gone With the Wind where he just swept you off your feet, or you swept him off his feet or was it more Gangs of New York kissing while you're fighting or was it all-"
"Girardi you watch too many movies. It was, i dunno, a kiss. I just walked up to him and planted one right on him. He was fairly suprised but my 10 or so seconds into it he caught on and started kissing back."
"10 seconds! Thats not just a kiss. Thats full on making out."
"Is not. I don't make out with people."
"Is too. And you do now"
"Joan, its 2 am. What are you doing on the phone?" Helen opened the door to Joan's room. "Its not that boy is it?
"No, Its Grace"
"Well tell Grace goodnight. It can't be that important"
Joan rolled her eyes. "Fine, Mom"
"Grace. I gotta go. But we'll talk tomorrow definetly"
"Don't count on it. I'm not into giggling over dance rituals at 8 am each morning. Goodbye"
"Bye"