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Chapter 1 Pow Pow Picard!!!

"Come back here Karst!!" Jenna shouted as she chased the fire adept through the streets of Vale. Isaac, Garet and Ivan were following her.

"Sorry, but I don't plan on stopping anytime soon, and not for you anyway!" Karst hissed back.

"I don't think so Karst!" Mia and Sheba called to the fire adept as they blocked her path from ahead.

"Drop the coins Karst, we need them for the festival tonight!" Felix called as he caught up to Jenna and the rest.

"Oh you mean these?" Karst said innocently as she tossed the medium sized bag of coins in her hand playfully. "Then come and get them!"

"Your mine!" Jenna shouted as she charged at Karst.

"Agatio now!!" Shouted Karst as Agatio appeared and sprayed what appeared to be a clear white gunk onto Jenna, sticking her to the ground.

"Ha ha!" Felix teased "Looks like you got hit with a roasted marshmallow! Ha ahh!!" He was cut off as Agatio aimed the hose and got Felix square in the face with it and he fell backwards into the pile along with Jenna.

"Now you look ridiculous!" Jenna chuckled as she said it. "Ewww what is this stuff?

."Why a Psynergy blocker of course!! Those hit with it cannot use Psynergy for 3 hours!" Agatio cackled.

"Why three hours, couldn't you make it last longer?" Sheba smirked

"Yeah well you try and make a better one!" Karst fumed. "It took us weeks to get this right!!"

"Bleah" Felix muttered as he tried to remove the gunk from his face, but made matters worse as he pulled and ended up sticking his cheek to Jenna's back, getting it stuck there.

SHRIEK!! "Felix!!!" Jenna screamed as Felix tried to remove his face from Jenna, but touched something he shouldn't have.

SMACK!!! Is all that could be heard from Jenna as she smacked Felix's free cheek and getting her hand stuck there in the process.

"This is too much!!!" Agatio laughed "We should have done this sooner!!"

"That's quite enough!!" Mia called "I will free them easily!! Dou---" Before she could finish, Karst fired a fireball to stop her and Agatio fired the hose once more getting both Sheba and Mia trapped as well.

"Great…now what?" Sheba said "This day gets better and better…"

"Ivan!" Isaac called "Use shrine plasma! We have to get them away from the guys!"

"Right" Ivan focused his palms until he was able to focus bolts of lightning as he cast shrine plasma.

Karst looked with wide eyes. "This is going to hurt!"

"Yup…" Agatio implied as the lightning bolts shocked both of them, illuminating the town of Vale nicely.

Isaac and Garet looked away from the bright light as it continued to get brighter before the bolts were finished and the view returned to normal.

"Do I smell burnt toast?" Garet replied, as he smelled the air, Karst and Agatio looked more shocked than anything else.

"Garet they were electrocuted not fried" Isaac replied.

"Oh…Well they look funny! Karst's hair looks like she is Frankenstein's bride!" Garet chuckled.

Agatio laughed at the comment as he looked at Karst, and Garet was right, Karst's hair did look more like it was from a horror movie now.

"WHAT!!" bellowed the disgruntled fire adept. "How dare you mock me!!! You'll pay!!!"

"Yes and how are you going to do that? With the coins you stole?" Ivan replied. Rearing to fire another round of shrine plasma.

"Ugh Agatio, let's get out of here!!" Karst called to her partner as she rose to her feet.

"Right, ugh my back, that's going to sting for a few days." Agatio replied as he got to his feet, still clutching the hose in his hand.

"Last warning…" Isaac said sternly "Return the coins or Ivan's going to give the town a light show in your honor!"

"You forget we still have this!!" Agatio said as he fired the hose, getting Ivan and Garet soaked with the gunk as they became stuck together in it.

"Looks like we win this time, you give up Isaac!!" Karst replied as she readied a fireball for the earth adept, as Agatio readied the hose for Isaac.

Nearby where the hose led to a small tank of the Psynergy blocker, a foot stepped on the hose.

"Take this!!!" Agatio fired the hose, but to his dismay nothing came out. "Huh?!"

"What?!" Karst hissed "It can't be empty! We have enough supply to cover the entire town of Vale!"

"Grr…" Agatio growled as he tapped the hose to work and still nothing, he placed his face near the hose to see what was the matter and…

The foot by the tank of the Psynergy blocker released its hold of the hose.

SPLAT!!!

"Agatio, you idiot!!" Karst bellowed, as both fire adepts were soaked from head to toe in the gunk and fell down on the ground, stuck to it.

"Ugh…" Agatio muttered from under the gunk that covered him.

Isaac and the others looked baffled as to why the hose malfunctioned for the duo.

"Is everyone all right!" called Picard after running to them from the tank.

"Pow pow Picard!!" Jenna called from the gunk.

"Umf Umf Ummf!!! (Pow Pow Picard)" Felix called from the gunk.

"Pow Pow Picard!!!" called the rest of the adepts, including Agatio and Karst.

Picard's face went flush. "Do you honestly have to say that?!"

A bit annoyed Picard motioned his hands as he cast "Deluge!!" shouted the perturbed water adept.

Just then a wave of water rushed from beyond the water adept, engulfing him and Isaac in it. Next, Jenna and Felix, along with Agatio and Karst.

"You think Picard doesn't like that?" Mia asked.

"Oh no he doesn't mind at all." Sheba said

"Then why did he cast deluge?" Mia replied

"Good point" Sheba said

The wave finally reached them and they too were swallowed into it. In a few moments all the adepts were washed further down the streets of Vale, into the Town Square.

"Ugh" Karst said as she got up once more "Agatio forget the coins let's get out of here!!"

"Right!!" Both adepts soaked head to toe ran for their lives as they ran out of town.

"All right Picard!!!" Felix called

"Way to go!!" Ivan said

"Yay Picard!!" called Mia and Sheba

Picard smiled as he saw his friends cheering for him as he held the coin bag full of the stolen coins in his hand.

"Three cheers for Picard!!" "Isaac said

Picard stopped and thought "Oh no, please no!"

"Pow pow Picard! Pow Pow Picard!! Pow Pow Picard!!!"

"Ugh" Picard said as he fell backwards onto the damp grass.

The rest of the adepts laughed and helped Picard back up and headed to help set up the festival again.

"Come on Picard, don't fall behind!" called Garet.

"Alright" Picard said as he got back up and ran to catch up to the others.

"Pow pow Picard!' Jenna shot back to him.

"Ugh" Picard said as he fell onto the grass face first. "Why me!?"