A/N: This story is brought to you by boredom. Anyway, this is the
sequel to DBZ Jobs. More fighting but still just as much humor, now in
chapters. And I will never own anything in this fic. Ever.
Ronald's Revenge
It had been two years since Ronald had been defeated by the sayains. "Damn them" he murmured under his breath. He was sitting in his office, having just completed a meeting with rival fast food industries. He got up from out of his chair, and walked over to the door. When he reached the door, he stopped and thought 'I can't lose this time. I won't.' Then he opened the door and walked out of the room.
Goku was out in the mountains, doing his daily training by himself. Gohan had gone to school, while Goten was playing with Trunks. Vegeta had been forced to shopping with Bulma and Krillin had gone on vacation with Eighteen. Buu had to take Bee to the vet with Hercule, but luckily it was nothing serious. Goku stopped his training and looked to the sky. Thinking, he said aloud to himself, "Man, what a great day." He walked over to a small stream and washed his face. Smiling, he finished washing his face, got up, and continued his training.
Ronald was flying towards Goku's house. He still had his address from the application form that ChiChi made for him. 'This time, you won't get the best of me' he thought. He looked down to see if he could find the house. He saw it there in the clearing all by itself. "All right." He flew down and landed right next to the house. He then quickly shot a small energy blast that knocked down the door. He walked in and looked around, on his guard because he knew someone might be there. He walked into the kitchen and saw a note on the refrigerator. It read, "Goku, I've gone to get some groceries. See you soon-ChiChi." Ronald crumpled the note and threw it to the floor. 'Guess I'll just wait for him here' he thought.
Goku had felt the energy of the shot Ronald had made. He flew home, not to worried because the energy signature was very weak. He landed near his house and saw the door was blown off the hinges. He walked towards the door to inspect it, but then felt the energy of someone behind him. Goku turned around, and was shocked to see Ronald standing behind him. "No way" he shouted. "It's been a long time" Ronald replied. "How did you know where I live" asked the still phased Goku. "Your wife had put your address down on the application form" the clown said. "Well, I've beaten you before and I'll beat you again" Goku shouted as he began to power up. A golden aura had surrounded Goku, as his hair began to grow and eyebrows disappear. He had once again entered the form of super sayian three.
Goku instantly charged Ronald and hit him in the head with his elbow. He then shot a large energy blast that hit Ronald dead on. Ronald had disappeared without a trace. 'Come on' Goku thought 'I know your stronger than that. Where are you?' Goku looked around for a while, but could not even find his energy. Suddenly, Ronald elbowed Goku causing him to double over. Ronald then got back and held up his hand. Slowly, the golden aura around Goku started to disappear and form in Ronald's hand as a ball. When the golden aura had disappeared, Goku had reverted back into a normal sayian. Ronald then took the ball of energy in his hand and shoved it into his chest. "What" Goku said as he saw the energy enter him. Goku tried to change back into a super sayian, but found out he could not.
Ronald smiled. 'Damn' Goku thought 'What happened?' Ronald started to walk towards Goku, but then stopped when he saw Goku start to power up. This time however, Goku was encompassed in a bright light, and when it passed, there were three of him. "Do you really think that three of you is going to make a difference." Two of the Goku started to do a fusion dance while the third just stared at Ronald. When the two had gotten to "HA," a bright light encompassed the two. Ronald saw that one of the Goku had disappeared, but had nothing to say. "How do you like that" the fused Goku said. Ronald just stood there speechless. Then the two remaining Gokus did a fusion dance. When they had finished that fusion dance, a great light encompassed the both of them. When the light had gone there was only one Goku left.
"I am not Goku, or Goku, or even Goku, but, I am Goku 3.0. "What's the difference? You're just acting like AOL. You put a number in front of yourself but you didn't change at all" Ronald said. Goku thought for a moment, then looked up at the sky, and then at Ronald. Goku then pointed to the sky and shouted "Look over there." "No" the clown replied. "Seriously look. Its ultra, super cool" Goku said. "NOOO." "Come on, look" said Goku. "NOOOOOOO." "I'll be your best friend" Goku spurted out hastily. "Hell No" Ronald replied. 'Damn, that usually works' Goku thought. Goku then noticed that Ronald was walking towards him. "I'll buy something from your restaurant." Ronald stopped, looking surprised. "REALLY" Ronald shouted. "Yea, just give me a menu." "OK" the clown shouted with glee, "I have a usual list of orders on me somewhere." As Ronald looked in his pockets, Goku shouted "GOTCHA" and flew off.
Goku was flying as fast as he could, but instantly stopped when he saw Ronald in front of him. "How did you get here so fast" Goku asked? Ronald said nothing, but went into a position that looked like he was powering up. He had a gold aura form around him as his face paint and stripes became yellow. His hair grew longer than before and his eyebrows disappeared. Ronald had become a super sayian three. "AAAAAAAAAAA" Goku shouted, covering his eyes "I didn't think my eyes could be burned this badly, but they have. WHY." Goku flew away and landed in a forest as Ronald wiped a tear from his eye. Ronald flew above the forest and started shooting small energy blasts into it. Goku was running from the blast as fast as he could. Goku had tears running down his eyes as he kept repeating "I am so scared."
Then Goku stopped and thought 'What am I doing.' Above the forest, Ronald was getting bored and began to power up a blast that would destroy the forest. Meanwhile, Goku put two fingers on his forehead and used instant transmission to get out of the forest. Ronald had almost finished powering up his blast but then reverted back into his normal self. "What happened" he thought? He quickly made another blast into the forest and destroyed it. Then Ronald floated there and thought, 'Why did I lose my power.' Then he came to the conclusion that he had not yet mastered staying in that form for very long. "Oh well" he said. He flew back to Goku house thinking, 'Now I can go and get his son.'
Ronald's Revenge
It had been two years since Ronald had been defeated by the sayains. "Damn them" he murmured under his breath. He was sitting in his office, having just completed a meeting with rival fast food industries. He got up from out of his chair, and walked over to the door. When he reached the door, he stopped and thought 'I can't lose this time. I won't.' Then he opened the door and walked out of the room.
Goku was out in the mountains, doing his daily training by himself. Gohan had gone to school, while Goten was playing with Trunks. Vegeta had been forced to shopping with Bulma and Krillin had gone on vacation with Eighteen. Buu had to take Bee to the vet with Hercule, but luckily it was nothing serious. Goku stopped his training and looked to the sky. Thinking, he said aloud to himself, "Man, what a great day." He walked over to a small stream and washed his face. Smiling, he finished washing his face, got up, and continued his training.
Ronald was flying towards Goku's house. He still had his address from the application form that ChiChi made for him. 'This time, you won't get the best of me' he thought. He looked down to see if he could find the house. He saw it there in the clearing all by itself. "All right." He flew down and landed right next to the house. He then quickly shot a small energy blast that knocked down the door. He walked in and looked around, on his guard because he knew someone might be there. He walked into the kitchen and saw a note on the refrigerator. It read, "Goku, I've gone to get some groceries. See you soon-ChiChi." Ronald crumpled the note and threw it to the floor. 'Guess I'll just wait for him here' he thought.
Goku had felt the energy of the shot Ronald had made. He flew home, not to worried because the energy signature was very weak. He landed near his house and saw the door was blown off the hinges. He walked towards the door to inspect it, but then felt the energy of someone behind him. Goku turned around, and was shocked to see Ronald standing behind him. "No way" he shouted. "It's been a long time" Ronald replied. "How did you know where I live" asked the still phased Goku. "Your wife had put your address down on the application form" the clown said. "Well, I've beaten you before and I'll beat you again" Goku shouted as he began to power up. A golden aura had surrounded Goku, as his hair began to grow and eyebrows disappear. He had once again entered the form of super sayian three.
Goku instantly charged Ronald and hit him in the head with his elbow. He then shot a large energy blast that hit Ronald dead on. Ronald had disappeared without a trace. 'Come on' Goku thought 'I know your stronger than that. Where are you?' Goku looked around for a while, but could not even find his energy. Suddenly, Ronald elbowed Goku causing him to double over. Ronald then got back and held up his hand. Slowly, the golden aura around Goku started to disappear and form in Ronald's hand as a ball. When the golden aura had disappeared, Goku had reverted back into a normal sayian. Ronald then took the ball of energy in his hand and shoved it into his chest. "What" Goku said as he saw the energy enter him. Goku tried to change back into a super sayian, but found out he could not.
Ronald smiled. 'Damn' Goku thought 'What happened?' Ronald started to walk towards Goku, but then stopped when he saw Goku start to power up. This time however, Goku was encompassed in a bright light, and when it passed, there were three of him. "Do you really think that three of you is going to make a difference." Two of the Goku started to do a fusion dance while the third just stared at Ronald. When the two had gotten to "HA," a bright light encompassed the two. Ronald saw that one of the Goku had disappeared, but had nothing to say. "How do you like that" the fused Goku said. Ronald just stood there speechless. Then the two remaining Gokus did a fusion dance. When they had finished that fusion dance, a great light encompassed the both of them. When the light had gone there was only one Goku left.
"I am not Goku, or Goku, or even Goku, but, I am Goku 3.0. "What's the difference? You're just acting like AOL. You put a number in front of yourself but you didn't change at all" Ronald said. Goku thought for a moment, then looked up at the sky, and then at Ronald. Goku then pointed to the sky and shouted "Look over there." "No" the clown replied. "Seriously look. Its ultra, super cool" Goku said. "NOOO." "Come on, look" said Goku. "NOOOOOOO." "I'll be your best friend" Goku spurted out hastily. "Hell No" Ronald replied. 'Damn, that usually works' Goku thought. Goku then noticed that Ronald was walking towards him. "I'll buy something from your restaurant." Ronald stopped, looking surprised. "REALLY" Ronald shouted. "Yea, just give me a menu." "OK" the clown shouted with glee, "I have a usual list of orders on me somewhere." As Ronald looked in his pockets, Goku shouted "GOTCHA" and flew off.
Goku was flying as fast as he could, but instantly stopped when he saw Ronald in front of him. "How did you get here so fast" Goku asked? Ronald said nothing, but went into a position that looked like he was powering up. He had a gold aura form around him as his face paint and stripes became yellow. His hair grew longer than before and his eyebrows disappeared. Ronald had become a super sayian three. "AAAAAAAAAAA" Goku shouted, covering his eyes "I didn't think my eyes could be burned this badly, but they have. WHY." Goku flew away and landed in a forest as Ronald wiped a tear from his eye. Ronald flew above the forest and started shooting small energy blasts into it. Goku was running from the blast as fast as he could. Goku had tears running down his eyes as he kept repeating "I am so scared."
Then Goku stopped and thought 'What am I doing.' Above the forest, Ronald was getting bored and began to power up a blast that would destroy the forest. Meanwhile, Goku put two fingers on his forehead and used instant transmission to get out of the forest. Ronald had almost finished powering up his blast but then reverted back into his normal self. "What happened" he thought? He quickly made another blast into the forest and destroyed it. Then Ronald floated there and thought, 'Why did I lose my power.' Then he came to the conclusion that he had not yet mastered staying in that form for very long. "Oh well" he said. He flew back to Goku house thinking, 'Now I can go and get his son.'