BadMoonzOrkyWarboss Nazhogz's
Ever So Secrek Jounal

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Ever So Secrek Jounal..

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Welcome Warboss Nazhogz! (Yusa so Orky)

______________________________________________ Waagghh!!!*Burp*I love that iniatllation frase thingy!I have decied I like stappin' on jimmy and snotlings, and everting smalla; than me, the eva so grand EversoOrkyBombBadMoonzOrkyWarbosishWarboss, Hargh Hargh Hargh!!! *Burp* Me new frase is Kick da Jimmy!...You wanna no who da Jimmy is? Da Jimmy is da single most hated humie in da world! Oh yah I carryed out da conquest of da world Cemumoth, YahYahYah, I was good down on da survace and killed da humies guard!! Hargh Hargh Hargh!!! Bein a rich boy from da Bad Moonz Tribe I dontint need any gold buta I took it anywy! Hargh Hargh Hargh.Don't tell anyone but, ima afrada of da pointy ear elvyies and Tiga Lilly!...Ooops gotta go me micro-waveble bean burrito is ready!!! YUMMM!!! Hargh Hragh Hragh!!!! Well dats it for toda! _________________________________________________

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Hacka Programa.

Initioate Password

Kick Da Jimmy

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Goblin Hacka 1:Hehehehehehe, we got inta the bosses "Secrek Jounal"

Goblin Hacka 2:What is da boss talkin' about, what is da planet Cemumoth?!?

Goblin Hacka 1:Ever so Orky, he's afrada Tiger Lilly, and da pointy ears!

Goblin Hacka 2:What is he talkin bout Da Jimmy for agin?? He killed Da Jimmy!

Goblin Hacka 1:Huh I don't know, he's da crazist most delusional Warboss in Da World

Goblin Hacka 2:Ohh Snotlings, someones coming, Ahh it's the Big Mek!

Goblin Hacka 1: Run Runa, RUN AWAY!!!!!!

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BadMoonzOrkyWarboss Nazhogz's

Ever So Secrek Jounal..

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Welcome Warboss Nazhogz! (Yusa da best Warboss in da hole world)

_________________________________________ Waagghh!!! I love that iniatllation frase thingy, it so nice and truthfully orky! Jimmy was back he in da town!!! We musta all run and kill em all!!! Kick da Jimmy, Smash some 'eads, and Crucncha some faces into pieces. Well enough with Da Jimmy. Hehehe I met dis Elvy lady named Aratfeniel, she sprayed Tiger Lilly petals all over my face, owww it burned!!

Here da quote from da experience: "Aratfeniel, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? No No NOOOO!!!! ARGH!!! *falls over rolling on ground* Not da evil Tiger Lilly! No!!!!!!"

I still have one mo thingy to sya, whata is Tiga Lilly.Firsta it makin me go BOOM, and have snotling puke come outta me nose, then it makes me skin puff up lika balloon and be all fire troll red!!! Then Me start rollin on da ground and bleedin and cuses words like: !@#@$%#! and %$%^$@!....Why! Then for some reason me start releasing all kinds of gass.Smelly!Why would I trust an elvy lady?!? She GAVE ME A COOKIE AFTERWARD, SINCE SHE WAS SO SORRY! A COOKIE!!! Me so lucky I got a cookie!!!!!!!!!! Ohh shitake mushrooms!!! AHHHH!!! My micro-waveble bean burrito just explode in da micro-waveing mech thingy!!!

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Initializing in process.

Hacka Programa.

Initioate Password

Kick Da Jimmy

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Goblin Hacka 1:HAHAHAH!!! He trust an elvy lady and get his bum kicked HAHAHA!!

Goblin Hacka 2:Muhahahaha!!!He got a cookie, I want a cookie

Goblin Hacka 1:STFU, we gotta save this to a disc for black mail!!! (

Goblin Hacka 2:What is it with him and Jimmy?!?! Jimmy is dead!!!

Goblin Hacka 1:The white wizard,Some say he walks here and there as an old man

Goblin Hacka 2:Ok now your scarin me, Lord of the Rings Freak!

Goblin Hacka 1: Hey!!! Don't diss the Lord of the rings

Goblin Hacka 2:Oh shoot someones comin!!! Run!!!!

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Hacka Programa.

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