Hunting With Legolas
Summary: It's Legolas's own hunting show.
A/N Well, everyone gets their own show. -_-
Oh, and it'll be in First Person. I choose that way because it's going to be written like you're watching a television show-type thingy.
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"Episode 1: In which He hunts Deer, Rabbit, and attempts to fish."
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*~(DEER HUNTING)~*
Our setting begins in a forest meadow clearing. Legolas waves from behind a tree. He is wearing camouflage pants, shirt, and goofy orange-knit sweater hat thingy. His bow and quiver of arrows are swung over his shoulder, and he's stalking a deer.
"Ok, people, we have to be very quiet, and absolutely, positively still. That means you, too. Now, do you see that deer over there?" He points to said deer.
"Now, it is against Elvish law to kill any animal, unless it's either charging at you, over populating the area, or destroying the ecosystem. That little fellow over in that general direction-" again, he points to the deer-" is eating the grass, which is considered to be endangering the environment."
Legolas jumps out from behind the tree, loads his bow, and yells, "IT'S DESTORYING THE ECOSYSTEM!" and fires madly.
In a few seconds, the deer now resembles a pin cushion, except it is now full of arrows.
Legolas gulps loudly, say, "Oops, got a little too over-excited." And runs off. Very, very quickly.
*~(FISHING)~*
Next, we find Legolas in a small fishing pond. He has his pants rolled up, to keep from getting them wet, and is attempting to grab fish, with his bare hands.
"I got------ Drat! Stupid fish!" Legolas sighs, letting the ninth fish slip through his fingers.
"Legolas?!" a voice yells from the area off into the left.
Legolas jumps at the sound of the voice of Elrond. He slips, and lands on his butt. "Oh, hey Elrond!"
"What are you doing to my fish?!" Elrond demands, striding over to the Elf Prince.
"Um, THEY'RE OVERPOPULATING THE AREA!"
"No, they aren't! They're my pets." Elrond them notices a couple of fish floating on their backs. "AND YOU KILLED FLIPPY!"
"Um, no I didn't. He's just.sleeping?"
Elrond makes to leap at Legolas, who gets up as fast as possible, and runs, also as fast as possibly away from him.
*~(TWO HOURS LATER)~*
Legolas can be seen, still being chased by Elrond, who is demanding that Legolas pay him for damage costs, and buys him some new fish.
*~(BUNNY RABBIT HUNTING)~*
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(It's supposed to be a bunny).
Anyway, Legolas is now back in his forest meadow-like clearing, sporting fresh injuries, caused by none other than Elrond.
"Hello again." He says. "Do you see that little bunny rabbit right there?"
He points now to a cute, little grey rabbit, who is sitting in the middle of the clearing, cleaning its whiskers.
"IT'S COMIN' RIGHT FOR US!" Legolas yells, and firing his bow once again. He misses, and the rabbit scurries away.
"Drat."
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A/N Hurrah! Huzzah! Er, whatever! Um, anyway, I wrote this in computer class, which I'm not supposed to do. -_-
Anyway, I want you all to look out for a few other Television Series, airing as soon as I can type them out., and more episodes of this. Here are a few more:
'Aragorn, the Croc Hunter" Basically what the title says.
"Who Wants to be Killed on Air?" Boromir is tired of being killed. It's his turn now. MWHAHAHA!
And "Gimli's QVC!" Gimli is gonna show off a few of his newly dug up jewels.
Summary: It's Legolas's own hunting show.
A/N Well, everyone gets their own show. -_-
Oh, and it'll be in First Person. I choose that way because it's going to be written like you're watching a television show-type thingy.
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"Episode 1: In which He hunts Deer, Rabbit, and attempts to fish."
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*~(DEER HUNTING)~*
Our setting begins in a forest meadow clearing. Legolas waves from behind a tree. He is wearing camouflage pants, shirt, and goofy orange-knit sweater hat thingy. His bow and quiver of arrows are swung over his shoulder, and he's stalking a deer.
"Ok, people, we have to be very quiet, and absolutely, positively still. That means you, too. Now, do you see that deer over there?" He points to said deer.
"Now, it is against Elvish law to kill any animal, unless it's either charging at you, over populating the area, or destroying the ecosystem. That little fellow over in that general direction-" again, he points to the deer-" is eating the grass, which is considered to be endangering the environment."
Legolas jumps out from behind the tree, loads his bow, and yells, "IT'S DESTORYING THE ECOSYSTEM!" and fires madly.
In a few seconds, the deer now resembles a pin cushion, except it is now full of arrows.
Legolas gulps loudly, say, "Oops, got a little too over-excited." And runs off. Very, very quickly.
*~(FISHING)~*
Next, we find Legolas in a small fishing pond. He has his pants rolled up, to keep from getting them wet, and is attempting to grab fish, with his bare hands.
"I got------ Drat! Stupid fish!" Legolas sighs, letting the ninth fish slip through his fingers.
"Legolas?!" a voice yells from the area off into the left.
Legolas jumps at the sound of the voice of Elrond. He slips, and lands on his butt. "Oh, hey Elrond!"
"What are you doing to my fish?!" Elrond demands, striding over to the Elf Prince.
"Um, THEY'RE OVERPOPULATING THE AREA!"
"No, they aren't! They're my pets." Elrond them notices a couple of fish floating on their backs. "AND YOU KILLED FLIPPY!"
"Um, no I didn't. He's just.sleeping?"
Elrond makes to leap at Legolas, who gets up as fast as possible, and runs, also as fast as possibly away from him.
*~(TWO HOURS LATER)~*
Legolas can be seen, still being chased by Elrond, who is demanding that Legolas pay him for damage costs, and buys him some new fish.
*~(BUNNY RABBIT HUNTING)~*
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(") (") }
(It's supposed to be a bunny).
Anyway, Legolas is now back in his forest meadow-like clearing, sporting fresh injuries, caused by none other than Elrond.
"Hello again." He says. "Do you see that little bunny rabbit right there?"
He points now to a cute, little grey rabbit, who is sitting in the middle of the clearing, cleaning its whiskers.
"IT'S COMIN' RIGHT FOR US!" Legolas yells, and firing his bow once again. He misses, and the rabbit scurries away.
"Drat."
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A/N Hurrah! Huzzah! Er, whatever! Um, anyway, I wrote this in computer class, which I'm not supposed to do. -_-
Anyway, I want you all to look out for a few other Television Series, airing as soon as I can type them out., and more episodes of this. Here are a few more:
'Aragorn, the Croc Hunter" Basically what the title says.
"Who Wants to be Killed on Air?" Boromir is tired of being killed. It's his turn now. MWHAHAHA!
And "Gimli's QVC!" Gimli is gonna show off a few of his newly dug up jewels.