Hay this fic is dedicated to "back in the day" a time of wild house party's random missions to the nearest shop in the morning and dedicated to my friends who have got viciously drunk and done stupid things. Like what's mentioned in this fic. I would like to say a big thanks to Christophlumypie who was the sole inspiration for hippy stoner Allen for he is him.

But hay the disclaimer i don't own Escaflowne or any of the charters. But i would love to own punk style Folken mentioned below. So i hope you enjoy and if u like to flame or compliment me ur more than welcome for i am open minded. So i've ranted on for to long so lets begin

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In a dimly light side street two shadowy figures sit on the curb. Behind then a house party is just starting. These shadowy beings had been here for some time indicated by the amount of fag ends that surrounded them. The porch light of the house flicks on exposing the two shadowy beings. A long blonde haired guy, which apone his head a gray beanie sat snugly,wearing a multi colored hippy coat and faded baggy blue jeans covered in hot rock burns. Sitting beside him smoking a fat joint was a turquoised haired guy. Wearing a pair of old skool tartan trousers and a white vest. On his left arm a black sweet band but the other was covered in one big tattoo that covered shoulder to wrist making his whole arm look robotic like. After the porch light had flicked on a blonde haired. A woman had left the party. Wearing an extremely short baby blue skirt and an even tighter reveling top with matching knee high boots. She flung her arms around the blonde haired guy.

"Ow Allen where have you been"

"Sorry Millerna me and Folken have been talking. You remember Folken?" She smiled

"Of course he's Hitomi boyfriends brother" She glanced at his tattoo.

"ow wow that's a totally mint tattoo" She yelled in delight. Allen smiled

"If you like that you'll like the one on his back. Go on Folken show her" Folken placed the spliff in his mouth and lifted the back of vest exposing his back. There in jet black was a pair of feather wings. Millerna's eye's widened in excitement and her blue eye's sparkled. Then her eye's diverted to the bottom of his back.

"Um Folken how did you get that huge scare" He lowered his vest and removed the joint from his mouth.

"It was an accident" His voice was emotionless . Millerna looked shocked

"An accident ?"

"Yeah it happened along time ago. When me a Van where competing in the BMX trials. I had to have several parts of my spine fused together. I was told i wouldn't walk but hay i showed them." And he smiled

"Buy hay don't talk to Van about it he's still a bit touchy about the subject" Millerna nodded Taking one last drag of the spliff then handing it to Allen who did the same then stubbed it out on the floor . Then the three returned to the party.

Folken looked around his people filled house only to find that his front room curtains had been pulled down and set alight. His younger brother collapsed on one of the sofa's. He looked at his brothers honey hair colored girlfriend who was standing in the kitchen door way clasping a glass of lambirnie

"Hay Hitomi" he shouted over the blaring music

"what happened to Van?" nad he pointed to his unconscious brother. She stumbled over to him

"Well him and Dill..... had a tiff soooo Gaddise surrrrrrgesttttted a shot drinking contest to prove who was more hard core" Hitomi slurred in her drunken state

"Yeah and then..." She paused to try and think about what she was talking about and then she laughed

"Van vomited first and then stumbled to the sofa and Dill followed soon after "She moved closer to Folken

"If i was u i wouldn't look under you're curtains" as she whispered in his ear then she giggled.

Dilandau had his unconscious head rest on an arm chair seat and his body slumped on the floor.


The party had kicked in to full swing and more people had turned up. Beer bottles and cans littered the floor. Around a table a dodge game of strip poker was going on

"You lose again Merle"Said a black haired guy. The table mainly consisted of some off Allen's friends and a few girls who where obviously drunk.

"Um.. all i have left is my two socks" She clutched her chest to cover as much skin as possible and crossed her legs.

"Well one's gotta come off" Hitomi laughed. Merle grit her teeth.

"well look at you're self Hitomi you have just got you're undies on"

"Yep and that's a damn lot more than you" and she stuck out her tongue childishly. Anther game was dealt and by know a pile of cloths was starting to mount up on the chair, where dills head was starting to be engulfed by the pile. The pile started to stir and then a dazed half unconscious Dilandau surfaced. He blink his eye's in a dazed state then rubbed them.

Folken and Allen had perched them on the sofa next to Van,who was still sleeping. Millerna was sat on Allen's lap with her arms around his neck. Yet again they shared yet anther joint by know there eyes where starting to go a red color. The smily Folken looked up at the recently surfaced Dilandau then peered at his joint then at Dilandau then back at his joint.

"Dill's wearing pants on his head " he said to the red eyed Allen who then turned to look at his silver haired brother.

"Cool Dills wearing pant's on his head. Girls pants"

There was a sudden squeals from Merle

"Get you're stinkin head out of my pants Dill" Folken and Allen both laughed at the same time and pointed in unison

"Dills in Merls pants again" They looked at each other then boyishly laughed

"Give them back" An evil grin traveled across his face

"Come and get them then...Merle" She clenched her teeth

"I'm not in a position to chase you around the house DILL!!"Gaddes looked at merle who himself had lost some items of cloths. Childishly he said

"Go on Merle go chase lover ...boy" an enraged Merle stood up placing both hands in front of Gaddes.

"He's not my lover any more!!" Gaddes looked up her up and down and raised his eyebrows

"Hay nice Merle" she soon relished she was parading her self to everyone. Franticly she sat back down and tried to recover herself and reclaim what ever bit of dignity she had left. She then gave Gaddes daggers as her tail went al frizzy and she hissed.

Hitomi by know had drunken way to much lambrini. But she stilled poured her self anther glass. Her cheeks have gone a rosy color and a huge drunken smirk sat on her face. From no were she pulled out a hanky

"here you go Merle" handing it to Merle

"something to cover you're self up with"In anger Merle grabbed the table cloth flinging the drinks and cards in the air ,showering drinks over the other players. She flawlessly wrapped the cloth around her so no one could see her naked body.

"Hay look Merle"Dilandau smirked clutching the rest of her cloths

"Give them back you...you...YOU TRANSEXUAL !!"

"Ow Merle that hurt that hurt deep"He said in a sarcastic tone then smirked

"Well um no. You come and get them"Clasping the females cloths in his arms he made a break for the kitchen followed by the screaming Merle.

"YOU BETTER NOT BURN THEM YOU PYROMANIAC ALEBENO HEADED FRECK!!!!!!!!!" She squealed as they ran from the kitchen in to every room until Dilandau ran up stairs with her following clutching the table cloth with dear life.

Perched on each side of the stairs Viole and Gatty watched the two struggled up the stairs.

"aaarrr the flames of love have been rekindled" Gatti looked at Viole

"God that was a bit deep."Then he looked at his bottle

"Merle was wearing a table cloth right....."
"UM"replied Viole

"I don't think i'm gona drink any more" and Gatti handed the just started bottle to Viole

"Why you've like had to sips. Don't waste good beer u moron"

"Yeah but i'm seein things"


Everyone watched as the pair ran up the stairs.

"They better not go playin in my room"moaned Folken. The room went quiet as they could her running foot steps from upstairs and the occasional big one's.

"Well there in the toilet now.. nope now there in Van's room"there was an on going commentary from Dryden. The rosy faced Hitomi sighed

"Aw i wish Van would through me around" Everyone turned and looked at Hitomi.

"Well all i can say is he gets off his big bro. Charming and plezin the ladies is what use Shezar's do"He pulled a cheesy grin and stretched and wrapped his arms around Millerna, who was giving one of those ok right faces.

"Allen..I don't want a picture of you and Millerna in my head do in it"

"DUDE! You are seriously deprived" Allen stated the obvious. Folken lowered his head and nodded in shame

"Yeah it's true"


"DILL IM SO GONA BITCH SLAP YOU IF U DON'T GET THAT TOP OFF!!!"

Came a scream from up stairs and followed by vast amounts of giggles from Dilandau

"Merle... Merle...Bitch! get off my trousers" which was followed by a loud bang.

"God that poor kid he's taken some harsh beatings off that one"Slurred Drydan as he hanged his dazed head over a bottle of beer . The room returned to normal for a while until the banging started again but more ferocious and one after the other. The room went dead quiet and they starred at the stairs as Merle dragged Dilandau down the stairs. Dilandau was grasping on to his trousers praying they wouldn't come off. In this left hand he was clutching Merls trousers. By know Merle had equired Dilandau's black long sleeve flame top and Dilandau had Merls pink t-shirt on.

"Don't pull on them Merle they'll come off. AAARRRR you annoying cat girl!"

"Well give me......"Merle turned round in mid sentence to see everyone staring at them. She placed her hands on her hips

"WHAT?"her tail went fluffy again and you could hear a pin drop in the living room. Well you couldn't really for the music was on. By know Dilandau had stood up as was adjusting his trousers. After giving Hitomi the evil eye again Merle span round and pushed over the drunken Dilandau. Who bein drunk had a slower reaction time to everyone else. She pulled his baggy trousers exposing his black flame boxers. The very merry Gatti and Viole burst out in fits of girlie giggles.

"hehe isn't you're obsession with fire a little bit over the top"

"sssshhut up Gatti"he tried to pull merls small top down to cover him self. Merle struggled to put Dilandau's trousers on in her drunken state not even her cat balance was much help.

"Hay i bought him them those for Christmas"She wobbled on one leg. By know Hitomi had drunken way to much over the recommended amount of alcohol for women. And was spouting out random stuff that she really should kept to herself.

"Wow that's so cute i should buy Van some boxers."Her face light up as she remembered something funny.

"hehe ow i did but they weren't boxer's. Ow it was a cute little thong."Folken's face dropped in disgust.

"OW OW and he did the cutest little dance HIC!"

"Ok so Hitomi again to much information" Allen nodded in agreement

"Dill give me back my panties or those boxers are so gona come off" Folken got up from his seat and stood in the doorway that lead to the stairs. Using the door frame to lean on

"Ok guy's so please leave it to the bed room. But not mine maybe Van's cos he won't know but please not the stairs."

"Hay why not your's Folken? It's the only action you're bed gona see"Shouted Allen from the other room. The wobbly Folken banged his head against the door frame in frustration.

"Well sorry Allen we all can't be horny bunny's like you two"

"Van is hehehe... ... but i thought the stairs would be fun? hehehehe" Hitomi questioned. Millerna turned round twiddling a piece of her blond hair around her index finger.

"Folken's stairs are well fun Hitomi" Then the turquoise hair punks face dropped

"You've done it on my stairs?"

"Uhu and the table,kitchen, lounge you're study" Her list went on

"Ow and one time when Folken locked Allen out. Well we did it on the porch" By know Folken was thinking about refurnishing his tainted house.

"Ow wow i'm so gona do that now HIC!"Folken glared at Hitomi

"Can someone please gag her "

"And do u know what we've never tried? Bondage HIC!"

"AARR pleas gag her know ..... someone the images ...... I'm goin to bed"Folken had decided that his party had know well and truly died. His brother had collapsed half an hour in to the party, people lay there collasped,semi naked people dotted every where, Hitomi was beenin to open about her and Van's sex life,a pink haired guy girl and a cat thing where swopping cloths, Dryden was know casually reading Folkens,what he thought was secret stash of porn and there was some guy who had collapsed in his bath. Plus he was getting jipped cos he hadn't been layed for agees.

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I'm so sorry for the amount of folken jip. He's a lovely lad really. But hay hope you enjoyed. Lets hope no one has a hang over the next day. Hu and i bet u wounder why they are gona belookin for Atlantis hay well all will be reviled.